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Interests: Being a giant faggot, mostly
Date Signed Up:5/24/2011
Last Login:5/22/2013
Location:Dying Blue Marble
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#1025 - Slender Creeper 05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless... 0
#131 - but i couldn't be arsed reading into everything fully so who t… 05/18/2013 on Meet Batshit Amy +17
#130 - It turns out that the crazy bitch actually spent some time in …  [+] (15 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Meet Batshit Amy +84
User avatar #546 - nastoy (05/19/2013) [-]
Bitch just got A-NA-LYZED
User avatar #605 - tragono (05/19/2013) [-]
anal eyes
#512 - cockasian (05/19/2013) [-]
that's a really plausible theory, and the longest fucking run-on sentence iIve ever had the pleasure of reading. Congratulations on both accounts.
User avatar #404 - xldarkking (05/18/2013) [-]
Its even better to know that they got married 5 months after meeting (Don't know if it was after meeting or after dating)
#385 - yunghunt (05/18/2013) [-]
I bet she makes good toilet wine then.
User avatar #315 - guymandude (05/18/2013) [-]
My theory is that Samy was willing to pay the money to make it so that he could continue to get laid, all while also creating the perfect outlet for laundering the money he has earned with all his gangster-related activities.

actually that would kind of explain why they manage to stay afloat despite having very few customers
#566 - deathstare (05/19/2013) [-]
So you're saying, as a playboy, you need to leave all the other women and open up a million dollar business for one woman, just so you can continue getting laid?
User avatar #575 - guymandude (05/19/2013) [-]
maybe he's only good at the laundering money part, and not at the getting laid part. He just needed to find a woman who desperately needed money.
#577 - deathstare (05/19/2013) [-]
In reality, I felt a bit bad for Sammy. I'm sure he's the one who called Ramsey. He's losing money, and he wanted help. It seemed like there were times he hated Amy, but was too scared to say anything.
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User avatar #578 - guymandude (05/19/2013) [-]
yeah I felt the same. It seemed like every time he got angry it was only because he was trying to defend that apeshit crazy woman, and the rest of the time he seemed somewhat sensible.

Even that part of the episode where he goes to the table to find out what the person didn't like about their food, he made some sense in his reaction. He asks the guy whats wrong with the food and he says "...I don't really know, something's just off" and "I don't like how it tastes." He was probably just thinking "maybe you don't like the type of food you ordered then?"
#351 - witislimited (05/18/2013) [-]
As if to suggest they have real customers.
User avatar #249 - Nameloc (05/18/2013) [-]
Not bad theory.
Just ran on a bit.

But yeah, it's entirely possible that's how it happened.
#148 - triggathepirate (05/18/2013) [-]
You should right screenplays.
This is an entirely plausible backstory.
#151 - triggathepirate (05/18/2013) [-]
Write.
I need a friggan nap.
#131 - azroth (05/18/2013) [-]
but i couldn't be arsed reading into everything fully so who the fuck knows
#24 - how do all dem pupples fit in mummy's tummy 05/14/2013 on Puppies chasing their mom +6
#13 - it's sitting up like a human person 05/12/2013 on Sit Boy +10
#44 - MF Throughout 05/04/2013 on 0 Fucks given +5
#46 - I think they are one of the few groups who actually bring some… 05/02/2013 on eltiT +3
#26 - Picture 04/30/2013 on liquid fire ants +8
#43 - It's an old comic 04/23/2013 on Model +1
#6 - It's shit like this that if you saw someone doing it alone in …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on You had one job -22
#10 - awesomenessdefined (04/23/2013) [-]
Angsty Teen detected.
#7 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
I seriously don't see any problem with people having fun. Tell me you didn't do one thing when you were young that may seem stupid now. No one is getting hurt or offended except for you apparently. What you're doing now is riding the bandwagon of "lol look at those little shits i hate them i'm so great and mature." Calm down.
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