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Date Signed Up:5/10/2012
Last Login:11/28/2014
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#7 - Comment deleted 04/06/2014 on (untitled) +1
#2 - just heal as well and quit complaining 04/06/2014 on Fuck your 'Honor' 0
#19 - that means you were conceived around about Christmas/new years…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on nice try little shit 0
User avatar #20 - assrocket (04/06/2014) [-]
Bitch, I think you mean Christmas Miracle.
Nah - I really wouldn't be surprised if I was an accident.
#164 - yeah you're right. i'm sorry, just felt like being an asshole  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on fuck the creator 0
User avatar #171 - PgFalcon (03/31/2014) [-]
Hey. Assholes feel good. Who wouldn't wanna be one? XD
#133 - gift gig gig giga gigabit gigabits gigabyte gigabytes gigaflop…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2014 on fuck the creator 0
User avatar #150 - PgFalcon (03/31/2014) [-]
Thesaurus much? I dare say that, indeed, the english language is a huge and incomparable one, and therefore there are like as not to be any number of exceptions.

But the general rule of thumb still applies.
#164 - azbo (03/31/2014) [-]
yeah you're right. i'm sorry, just felt like being an asshole
User avatar #171 - PgFalcon (03/31/2014) [-]
Hey. Assholes feel good. Who wouldn't wanna be one? XD
#96 - back your **** up idiot  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on I just met you.. and I love... 0
User avatar #101 - coolioshades (03/29/2014) [-]
Deserved and noted
#21 - mad max? 03/23/2014 on Radioactive 0
#4 - no problem dude. but i think you mean only ps3 users seeing as… 03/13/2014 on A Public Service Announcement +2
#135 - you mean indicating 03/10/2014 on Paintful 0
#14 - then takes them off so they dont get wet when he jumps in  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on plunge +2
User avatar #17 - donatelo (03/01/2014) [-]
yet leaves his socks on...why.
#2 - at least it looks better than oculus rift  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on PS4 VR reveal at GDC 2014? +2
#3 - bannedawhileago (02/25/2014) [-]
Who cares what it looks like, you don't see it while you're using it.
#5 - Two variants of the metal's name are in current use, aluminium…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on Tumble Tumble Nigger +31
#16 - otroviciado (02/25/2014) [-]
chemistry, bitch!
#9 - how do you know he got them before she passed?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on Guess Who's Sad Now? +4
User avatar #14 - monkeyskull (02/24/2014) [-]
I choose to live in hope. And if he got them after she died, why didn't he just keep the body?
#15 - yes that is the euro  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on PC is much money +19
User avatar #16 - alphavsomega (02/21/2014) [-]
ok thanks
#13 - pounds sterling, my friend.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/21/2014 on PC is much money +209
#105 - irishlawyer (02/22/2014) [-]
Still not American, at least...
#34 - Womens Study Major (02/22/2014) [-]
Yeah but he's Welsh.
User avatar #14 - alphavsomega (02/21/2014) [-]
I'm not too good with euro currency.... but I do have this on my keyboard € is that a euro symbol?
User avatar #74 - imsodrunk (02/22/2014) [-]
but he didnt type that symbol he typed the symbol for pounds sterling
User avatar #68 - rarityrarityrarity (02/22/2014) [-]
eheheh lemme guess where you are from. i don't hate americans but that's the first thing i thought of.
User avatar #69 - alphavsomega (02/22/2014) [-]
Lived in Murca for 10n years, then Japun for the other nine.
#15 - azbo (02/21/2014) [-]
yes that is the euro
User avatar #16 - alphavsomega (02/21/2014) [-]
ok thanks
#67 - ps4*  [+] (5 new replies) 02/21/2014 on The adventures of Game-Ball... 0
User avatar #68 - subaqueousreach (02/21/2014) [-]
Thought I hit 4, regardless, Sony's exclusive games aren't that great.

I loved my PS2 games, but as soon as the Xbox came out I noticed a significant decrease in quality from Sony.
User avatar #70 - faimbot (02/21/2014) [-]
Oh dear, you... really have no idea what you are talking about.
User avatar #74 - subaqueousreach (02/21/2014) [-]
Because I'm not a Playstation Fanboy? I bought the PS3, played a bunch of the games for a while, and didn't enjoy any of them. How do I not know what I'm talking about?

I play video games because I like video games, I prefer Xbox because I feel (through experience of owning all the platforms and playing on each one for a reasonable amount of time, and not just being a fanboy sheep in this stupid console war) they have the better exclusives and until recently they've had the best social set up for multiplayer games. Now PS4 is doing the same thing Xbox did with it's pay to play online.
User avatar #77 - faimbot (02/21/2014) [-]
No because your xboy fanboyism, is clouding your judgement. Xbox has great games, noone is denying the appeal of gears of war, halo, forza or even fable. But to say sony doesnt? wtf kind of fanboyism is that?

I love nintendo, the have some of my favourite games, ssbm being the showstopper, but even i have to admit sony has much better exclusives from their first and second party studios. Infamous, uncharted, killzone, last of us, Gran turismo, wipeout, god of war etc etc

You deny any of these haven't pushed the boundaries of gaming? are you that clouded by your ridiculous "brand loyalty" that you cant admit that just because a game is on another system you automatically brand it as being inferior?
User avatar #78 - subaqueousreach (02/21/2014) [-]
I didn't care for Infamous, Uncharted, Gran Turismo, God of War, Last of Us, Metal Gear Solid, any of it. I played all of them, didn't care for any of them, how is that fanboyism to say that?

I liked the original Killzone, for PS2, but Killzone 2 and 3 were utter shit in my opinion.
#14 - Magnets Bitch! 02/12/2014 on feel free to explain the... +1
#94 - i think it's because what he looked like when he was younger. … 02/10/2014 on Neville Longbottomed 0
#3 - warframe 02/09/2014 on Fucking stalkers man 0
#14 - adam was made from ash and eve was made from a peice of adams rib  [+] (16 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Just owned... +12
User avatar #245 - shadylight (02/06/2014) [-]
Does it say ash? I thought it said he made adam from the soil and eve from his rib.

Either way both Soil and Ash contain organic components which leads me to believe that God semi-cloned himself onto us. And that God is an alien from Narnia.
User avatar #43 - sanguinesolitude (02/05/2014) [-]
did you know many creationists believe men have one fewer rib than women? I've met a few who cited it as evidence for creationism.
#22 - hondasupermoto (02/05/2014) [-]
well yeah, that makes total sense.
User avatar #26 - skypatrol (02/05/2014) [-]
People take the bible too literally.
Ash = Carbon
Carbon = life
It's basically saying that humans are made from carbon and that is what gives us life. Which is true
it goes on to say to ash we return.. which again is obviously true with decay.
User avatar #72 - kinginyellow (02/06/2014) [-]
Carbon does not just make life....
User avatar #250 - shadylight (02/06/2014) [-]
And yet carbon is one of the most sophisticated elements on Earth that is able to become so many things from Bacon to Booty. Hell the fact that nanotechnology has had a huge interest in Graphene applications alone indicates how important this element is all by itself. Sure water is pretty high up there, but the applications of Carbon is just amazing.
User avatar #398 - kinginyellow (02/06/2014) [-]
Ya, but it's not carbon alone, hell most inorganic chemicals don't include carbon, and carbon also needs things like hydrogen and oxygen to actually create anything. Carbon is useful, but not by purely carbon alone.
#59 - comradvlad (02/06/2014) [-]
Even if that were true humans are carbon BASED... We are not JUST carbon. Why would god need to create us from ash in the first place? seems kind of redundant. He created ash, and then created us out of it. Skip the middleman and just make humans. And why did he then need to create a woman FROM the man, could ha not just use the ash he used to make the man?
User avatar #31 - themurp (02/05/2014) [-]
They didn't even know what carbon fucking was back then.
User avatar #30 - themurp (02/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #129 - skypatrol (02/06/2014) [-]
Wood =/= human fucking beings
User avatar #399 - kinginyellow (02/06/2014) [-]
Carbon burns in the chemical reaction with oxygen, it's rarely, if ever, present in any inorganic substance.
User avatar #404 - skypatrol (02/06/2014) [-]
when did burning come into this? it's decay... Not cremation.
User avatar #314 - themurp (02/06/2014) [-]
No type of ash makes carbon or mostly carbon. I picked the one with the most carbon and that is most often referred to as ash. It is usually only 1/5 and often has no carbon.
#52 - nocoolnamesleft (02/06/2014) [-]
Wood ash may not be carbon, but without being any kind of expert I'd still go as far to say that ash would consist of whatever element was burned: if something made of carbon gets burned to ash, it seems fair to assume that said ash would consist of carbon.
User avatar #74 - kinginyellow (02/06/2014) [-]
van.physics.illinois.edu/qa/listing.php?id=1548
Carbon actually burns away with the reaction.
#251 - couldnt have put it better my self. 01/19/2014 on Disney princesses... +1
#31 - **azbo rolls 8,975** 01/17/2014 on Skyrim Roullete 0
#3 - #why 01/15/2014 on this is title 0
#2051 - **azbo rolls 15,182** 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#10 - yeah, you should try doing push ups. they work great. 01/05/2014 on The new year is here... 0
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