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#14 - Magnets Bitch! 02/12/2014 on feel free to explain the... +1
#94 - i think it's because what he looked like when he was younger. … 02/10/2014 on Neville Longbottomed 0
#3 - warframe 02/09/2014 on Fucking stalkers man 0
#14 - adam was made from ash and eve was made from a peice of adams rib  [+] (16 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Just owned... +12
User avatar #245 - shadylight (02/06/2014) [-]
Does it say ash? I thought it said he made adam from the soil and eve from his rib.

Either way both Soil and Ash contain organic components which leads me to believe that God semi-cloned himself onto us. And that God is an alien from Narnia.
User avatar #43 - sanguinesolitude (02/05/2014) [-]
did you know many creationists believe men have one fewer rib than women? I've met a few who cited it as evidence for creationism.
#22 - hondasupermoto (02/05/2014) [-]
well yeah, that makes total sense.
User avatar #26 - skypatrol (02/05/2014) [-]
People take the bible too literally.
Ash = Carbon
Carbon = life
It's basically saying that humans are made from carbon and that is what gives us life. Which is true
it goes on to say to ash we return.. which again is obviously true with decay.
User avatar #72 - kinginyellow (02/06/2014) [-]
Carbon does not just make life....
User avatar #250 - shadylight (02/06/2014) [-]
And yet carbon is one of the most sophisticated elements on Earth that is able to become so many things from Bacon to Booty. Hell the fact that nanotechnology has had a huge interest in Graphene applications alone indicates how important this element is all by itself. Sure water is pretty high up there, but the applications of Carbon is just amazing.
User avatar #398 - kinginyellow (02/06/2014) [-]
Ya, but it's not carbon alone, hell most inorganic chemicals don't include carbon, and carbon also needs things like hydrogen and oxygen to actually create anything. Carbon is useful, but not by purely carbon alone.
#59 - comradvlad (02/06/2014) [-]
Even if that were true humans are carbon BASED... We are not JUST carbon. Why would god need to create us from ash in the first place? seems kind of redundant. He created ash, and then created us out of it. Skip the middleman and just make humans. And why did he then need to create a woman FROM the man, could ha not just use the ash he used to make the man?
User avatar #31 - themurp (02/05/2014) [-]
They didn't even know what carbon fucking was back then.
User avatar #30 - themurp (02/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #129 - skypatrol (02/06/2014) [-]
Wood =/= human fucking beings
User avatar #399 - kinginyellow (02/06/2014) [-]
Carbon burns in the chemical reaction with oxygen, it's rarely, if ever, present in any inorganic substance.
User avatar #404 - skypatrol (02/06/2014) [-]
when did burning come into this? it's decay... Not cremation.
User avatar #314 - themurp (02/06/2014) [-]
No type of ash makes carbon or mostly carbon. I picked the one with the most carbon and that is most often referred to as ash. It is usually only 1/5 and often has no carbon.
#52 - nocoolnamesleft (02/06/2014) [-]
Wood ash may not be carbon, but without being any kind of expert I'd still go as far to say that ash would consist of whatever element was burned: if something made of carbon gets burned to ash, it seems fair to assume that said ash would consist of carbon.
User avatar #74 - kinginyellow (02/06/2014) [-]
van.physics.illinois.edu/qa/listing.php?id=1548
Carbon actually burns away with the reaction.
#251 - couldnt have put it better my self. 01/19/2014 on Disney princesses... +1
#31 - **azbo rolls 8,975** 01/17/2014 on Skyrim Roullete 0
#3 - #why 01/15/2014 on this is title 0
#2051 - **azbo rolls 15,182** 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#10 - yeah, you should try doing push ups. they work great. 01/05/2014 on The new year is here... 0
#284 - no its not. 12/30/2013 on Turn Your Human Face Into A... -2
#4 - im gonna guess you dont know how countdown works  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on The futurama of countdown 0
#5 - threeofclubs (12/20/2013) [-]
Quick everyone, fight over it!
#2 - yeah so dont use 1.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2013 on The futurama of countdown 0
#3 - mansgreatest (12/19/2013) [-]
not possible need 9 letters and zoidberg is 8 letters
#4 - azbo (12/19/2013) [-]
im gonna guess you dont know how countdown works
#5 - threeofclubs (12/20/2013) [-]
Quick everyone, fight over it!
#1 - **** off you cunt. 12/18/2013 on yup 0
#12 - what did one doctor say to the other doctor? we're d… 12/17/2013 on Worst joke ever +2
#3 - thats not fixed, now i have no idea what this is as there is n…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/06/2013 on South Korea is smart Korea +342
User avatar #127 - thelemonyorangehd (12/07/2013) [-]
He thinks we hate ALL tumblr content, Not just the stupid replies.
User avatar #35 - fjaggot (12/07/2013) [-]
yeah cause he's a troll you genius. Check his profile
User avatar #43 - teoferrazzi (12/07/2013) [-]
azbo still got 60+ free thumbs so who's the genius now
#26 - queendindra (12/07/2013) [-]
maybe he only removed the text-thing under the picture and said "*fixed" :s ?
#2 - Comment deleted 11/24/2013 on She has a point 0
#2 - only when theyre female 11/20/2013 on What did i just read 0
#160 - it is. 11/17/2013 on Every boys dream 0
#8 - Comment deleted 11/14/2013 on Fax, facks, faqs, facts +16
#1 - is this that gaucemelle game? 11/14/2013 on Mä Gosta 0
#4 - should probably shoot up the school 10/12/2013 on FSM +1
#3 - he looks nothing like me 10/10/2013 on Take a break +51
#5 - No. 09/17/2013 on Help me help her 0
#1 - what game are you playing?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2013 on   +5
User avatar #63 - carnivoreapples (09/18/2013) [-]
might be littlebigplanet, I'm not sure though
User avatar #62 - dinonator (09/18/2013) [-]
battletoads
User avatar #57 - zramn (09/18/2013) [-]
Seriously though, it's minecraft.
User avatar #4 - IAmManbearpig (09/17/2013) [-]
GTA V, the kid has to learn what all the hype was about
#3 - snored (09/17/2013) [-]
It looks like Call of Portal V
#106 - hairy salt lick 09/14/2013 on Word Search 0
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