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Date Signed Up:11/17/2012
Last Login:1/25/2015
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#121 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
it is
#55 - I heartily disagree 8 hours ago on Don't call him Harry +5
#51 - straw that broke the camels back m8  [+] (4 new replies) 9 hours ago on Don't call him Harry +4
User avatar #53 - jacobclabough (9 hours ago) [-]
So you basically assume the girls tortured him for years before this. THAT IS A THEORY. And while it may be true, no amount of verbal abuse can even begin to justify stabbing someone. While it may lessen the overall act the dude still shawshanked a bitch. She may have broke the camels back but the camel smashed a bitch into a fence and stabbed another.
#99 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
If it's true then it's a fact and not a theory.
User avatar #55 - ayumu (8 hours ago) [-]
I heartily disagree
User avatar #52 - magicmatchsticks (9 hours ago) [-]
no.
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User avatar #10341679 - kattr (9 hours ago) [-]
me too
#49 - i find it very hard to believe that he would have done this if…  [+] (6 new replies) 9 hours ago on Don't call him Harry +5
User avatar #50 - magicmatchsticks (9 hours ago) [-]
i've had my life made hell, dude, but it would take a looooot more than being called something retarded like fucking harry potter to make me do that shit

come on. this is really an indefensable position you're trying to argue on. it's untenable. you can't put someone who did what that kid did in the right. kid clearly has mental problems.

now if someone physically attacked me, they would wish they had never been born. that would be self defense. but really. getting called harry potter. i know this was probably the latest in a long line of abuse, but for fucks sake, suck it up.
User avatar #51 - ayumu (9 hours ago) [-]
straw that broke the camels back m8
User avatar #53 - jacobclabough (9 hours ago) [-]
So you basically assume the girls tortured him for years before this. THAT IS A THEORY. And while it may be true, no amount of verbal abuse can even begin to justify stabbing someone. While it may lessen the overall act the dude still shawshanked a bitch. She may have broke the camels back but the camel smashed a bitch into a fence and stabbed another.
#99 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
If it's true then it's a fact and not a theory.
User avatar #55 - ayumu (8 hours ago) [-]
I heartily disagree
User avatar #52 - magicmatchsticks (9 hours ago) [-]
no.
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#44 - yes because it makes the kid look like the bad guy instead of …  [+] (8 new replies) 9 hours ago on Don't call him Harry +3
User avatar #47 - magicmatchsticks (9 hours ago) [-]
"makes the guy look bad"
nigga the guy stabbed a woman in her face and went hulk smash on another one

as someone who been bullied, let me tell you that you don't get to do that. you can't snap like that. i didn't. that makes you a psychopath. fuck you, doesn't matter how awful they were, thats unacceptable
User avatar #49 - ayumu (9 hours ago) [-]
i find it very hard to believe that he would have done this if they haven't made his life hell
i can't justify what i he did, because i don't know the full story, but bruh come on.

if someone tortures you, i think you're in the right to fuck them up
User avatar #50 - magicmatchsticks (9 hours ago) [-]
i've had my life made hell, dude, but it would take a looooot more than being called something retarded like fucking harry potter to make me do that shit

come on. this is really an indefensable position you're trying to argue on. it's untenable. you can't put someone who did what that kid did in the right. kid clearly has mental problems.

now if someone physically attacked me, they would wish they had never been born. that would be self defense. but really. getting called harry potter. i know this was probably the latest in a long line of abuse, but for fucks sake, suck it up.
User avatar #51 - ayumu (9 hours ago) [-]
straw that broke the camels back m8
User avatar #53 - jacobclabough (9 hours ago) [-]
So you basically assume the girls tortured him for years before this. THAT IS A THEORY. And while it may be true, no amount of verbal abuse can even begin to justify stabbing someone. While it may lessen the overall act the dude still shawshanked a bitch. She may have broke the camels back but the camel smashed a bitch into a fence and stabbed another.
#99 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
If it's true then it's a fact and not a theory.
User avatar #55 - ayumu (8 hours ago) [-]
I heartily disagree
User avatar #52 - magicmatchsticks (9 hours ago) [-]
no.

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#2855 - xenxio (11/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by ayumu
Sticky
User avatar #3076 - nelliel ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
i know exactly what you're looking for
User avatar #3077 to #3076 - ayumu (21 hours ago) [-]
It's a long hard cock
#3073 - nelliel ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
#3064 - miia ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #3065 to #3064 - ayumu (01/14/2015) [-]
thumbnail alert
how am i supposed to tell what she is hugging
User avatar #3066 to #3065 - miia ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
i posted it twice
User avatar #3067 to #3066 - ayumu (01/14/2015) [-]
i never noticed the first one somehow
User avatar #3068 to #3067 - miia ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
its because you dont get enough coilcuddles
#3063 - miia ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
#3061 - nelliel ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #3054 - xenxio (01/10/2015) [-]
sneaky
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#3047 - anonymous (01/08/2015) [-]
really feeling it!
really feeling it!
#3069 to #3047 - anonymous (01/16/2015) [-]
You wanna come over now and help me clean a bit, and help me brush up on my smish smash?
User avatar #3049 to #3047 - ayumu (01/10/2015) [-]
we can just chat here so we don't bother jim jam
#3070 to #3049 - anonymous (01/16/2015) [-]
lol, replied to myself
User avatar #3071 to #3070 - ayumu (01/16/2015) [-]
yeah sure, i'll come over right now
#3072 to #3071 - anonymous (01/16/2015) [-]
tight thgit
#3055 to #3049 - anonymous (01/11/2015) [-]
Hey would you wanna play smash Bros with some people?
User avatar #3056 to #3055 - ayumu (01/11/2015) [-]
oy vey goyim i was playing bayonetta
#3057 to #3056 - anonymous (01/11/2015) [-]
Well do yah( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #3058 to #3057 - ayumu (01/11/2015) [-]
yeh sure why not
where you at, and what's goin on

and you ******** , you got me banned
I put in an application to be a mod and one of the criteria was never have been banned
then you get me banned the next day
#3059 to #3058 - anonymous (01/11/2015) [-]
Ummmm... oopps
User avatar #3060 to #3059 - ayumu (01/11/2015) [-]
doesn't matter
answer the first question ******
#3062 to #3060 - anonymous (01/11/2015) [-]
Sorry his Internet went out and my phone ran out of battery because I'm a ******* . But I might do one here at my house soon, probably all play league too lol.
#3050 to #3049 - anonymous (01/10/2015) [-]
lol, he's talking to other people right now
all this roleplay shit lol
anyquays, waannaa hhaanngg oouutt??//??//''
User avatar #3051 to #3050 - ayumu (01/10/2015) [-]
ayy lmao yeah sure
i'm at me mams
i forgot smashinos and amemebos at me dads tho, sry hunny
it was a school morning i was tired <- le arrogant faec maymay
#3053 to #3051 - anonymous (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm about to leave, be ready to let me in pl0x
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#3042 - nelliel ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
DD
User avatar #3043 to #3042 - ayumu (01/07/2015) [-]
Holy ****
This is fantastic
User avatar #3044 to #3043 - nelliel ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
haha benis
User avatar #3045 to #3044 - ayumu (01/07/2015) [-]
ily bsbe
#3039 - nelliel ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #3040 to #3039 - ayumu (01/07/2015) [-]
woah
that pic has ur name in it
User avatar #3033 - ayumu (01/05/2015) [-]
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User avatar #3020 - pepsipool ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
eyyyy fegit
#3022 to #3020 - ayumu (01/03/2015) [-]
i don't check my friend requests often   
apparently you sent that at the beginning of last month
i don't check my friend requests often
apparently you sent that at the beginning of last month
User avatar #3023 to #3022 - pepsipool ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
Yeh you slow ass *****
User avatar #3024 to #3023 - ayumu (01/03/2015) [-]
you can't say that word
User avatar #3025 to #3024 - pepsipool ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
ass?
User avatar #3026 to #3025 - ayumu (01/03/2015) [-]
slow
you could offend retards
User avatar #3027 to #3026 - pepsipool ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
OH...
Well **** dose ******
User avatar #3037 to #3017 - jonglio (01/06/2015) [-]
hahahahahahahahah
User avatar #3019 to #3017 - ayumu (01/03/2015) [-]
we'll discuss this later but right now it's 6am so should probably sleep
User avatar #3038 to #3019 - nelliel ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
lets discuss the fact that the hotdog isn't even cooked
you haven't discussed this further, and you are still awake
User avatar #3021 to #3016 - ayumu (01/03/2015) [-]
is a cover for one of the issues
or is this fanart
or a doujin
do u even know
#3028 to #3021 - duelknight ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
It is cover art for the light novel
User avatar #3029 to #3028 - ayumu (01/03/2015) [-]
i stopped after the animu
i guess i should read the light novels, i knew they went on after the animu since they didnt get season 3
#3030 to #3029 - duelknight ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
Go ahead
#3031 to #3030 - ayumu (01/03/2015) [-]
damn i'm hot
User avatar #3032 to #3031 - duelknight ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
Yes you are
User avatar #3018 to #3016 - ayumu (01/03/2015) [-]
we'll discuss this later but right now it's 6am so should probably sleep
User avatar #3014 - nought (01/03/2015) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #3015 to #3014 - ayumu (01/03/2015) [-]
nice meme
#3012 - nelliel ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
u r reeely gay
u r reeely gay
User avatar #3013 to #3012 - ayumu (01/03/2015) [-]
no because i like that gif so i cant be reeely gay
only like
rely gay
User avatar #3004 - miia ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
binding of isaac?

more like brushing of isaac
User avatar #3005 to #3004 - ayumu (01/03/2015) [-]
unaceptabl
we arent frends anymor
User avatar #3006 to #3005 - miia ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
what
User avatar #3007 to #3006 - ayumu (01/03/2015) [-]
i like binding of earthworm jim
r u 2 casul
lmao kid go back to rocket the robot on wheels
User avatar #3008 to #3007 - miia ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
wow, ur teeth r yelow
User avatar #3009 to #3008 - ayumu (01/03/2015) [-]
but i brushed my teeth
User avatar #3010 to #3009 - miia ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
it didnt work mouth is still full of rood
#3002 - nelliel ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Bing
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Steam Profile: Shama
Consoles Owned: Lama
Video Games Played: Ding
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Interests: Honk
Date Signed Up: 11/17/2012
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User avatar #3003 to #3002 - ayumu (01/02/2015) [-]
yeah yeah yeah
me too
User avatar #2998 - iguanasandicecream (12/30/2014) [-]
you should decorate your profile
#3000 to #2999 - iguanasandicecream (12/30/2014) [-]
because 3000th comment
User avatar #3001 to #3000 - ayumu (12/30/2014) [-]
nice meme
User avatar #2997 - ayumu (12/29/2014) [-]
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