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| #20810 - Oh, and some mossy. | 2 hours ago on bluenebula's profile | 0 |
| #20809 - He got boring to me in less than 6 months. You've had to live … [+] (1 new reply) | 2 hours ago on bluenebula's profile | 0 |
| #20801 - Thats all he is anymore, annoying. I'm getting your iron btw. [+] (3 new replies) | 2 hours ago on bluenebula's profile | 0 |
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bluenebula (2 hours ago) [-] You're telling me, I have to live with the little fucker. I love you  #20809
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axmaster (2 hours ago) [-] He got boring to me in less than 6 months. You've had to live with him for around 20 years or so. That sucks. Got around 3 stacks so far. Almost a stack of gold. A couple slime balls. Melon seeds. Pumpkin seeds. Redstone. And some Cocoa beans. No diamonds though, so thats a downer. I have to take my shower now, so I'll continue afterwards. | ||
| #20795 - If anything it'll just be annoying = / [+] (5 new replies) | 2 hours ago on bluenebula's profile | 0 |
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bluenebula (2 hours ago) [-] You're telling me, I have to live with the little fucker. I love you #20809
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axmaster (2 hours ago) [-] He got boring to me in less than 6 months. You've had to live with him for around 20 years or so. That sucks. Got around 3 stacks so far. Almost a stack of gold. A couple slime balls. Melon seeds. Pumpkin seeds. Redstone. And some Cocoa beans. No diamonds though, so thats a downer. I have to take my shower now, so I'll continue afterwards. | ||
| #20780 - I don't know, he'll probably talk about cutting my head off or… [+] (7 new replies) | 3 hours ago on bluenebula's profile | 0 |
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bluenebula (3 hours ago) [-] I wouldn't worry about it. It's not like he comes along on a red carpet anymore anyway. #20806
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bluenebula (2 hours ago) [-] You're telling me, I have to live with the little fucker. I love you #20809
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axmaster (2 hours ago) [-] He got boring to me in less than 6 months. You've had to live with him for around 20 years or so. That sucks. Got around 3 stacks so far. Almost a stack of gold. A couple slime balls. Melon seeds. Pumpkin seeds. Redstone. And some Cocoa beans. No diamonds though, so thats a downer. I have to take my shower now, so I'll continue afterwards. | ||
| #20777 - Fuck, not even that. Its just I have a feeling hes going to us… [+] (9 new replies) | 5 hours ago on bluenebula's profile | 0 |
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bluenebula (3 hours ago) [-] I wouldn't worry about it. It's not like he comes along on a red carpet anymore anyway. #20806
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bluenebula (2 hours ago) [-] You're telling me, I have to live with the little fucker. I love you #20809
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axmaster (2 hours ago) [-] He got boring to me in less than 6 months. You've had to live with him for around 20 years or so. That sucks. Got around 3 stacks so far. Almost a stack of gold. A couple slime balls. Melon seeds. Pumpkin seeds. Redstone. And some Cocoa beans. No diamonds though, so thats a downer. I have to take my shower now, so I'll continue afterwards. | ||
| #9894 - GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD!!! | 19 hours ago on axmaster's profile | 0 |
| #9893 - I love you too. | 19 hours ago on axmaster's profile | 0 |
| #9889 - By soon, thats means within the hour. Not in a couple, okay? [+] (1 new reply) | 05/25/2012 on axmaster's profile | 0 |
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| #5230945 - I lol'd. That would be a broad statement. All he said… | 05/25/2012 on FJ Pony Thread | 0 |
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bluenebula (1 hour ago) [-] 
here, we see Whatley taking it in the face by his first pig-man.
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bluenebula (1 hour ago) [-] He spent a lot of time just wondering around aimlessly.
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bluenebula (1 hour ago) [-] I can't believe he actually killed both of those ghasts.
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bluenebula (1 hour ago) [-] And he kills them all, with no help from me. (Because I was laughing too hard)
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bluenebula (1 hour ago) [-] Now he's going pro. Walking up on that bridge like a badass. Fucks given: 0
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bluenebula (1 hour ago) [-] Now we're on our way back to the portal to go home. So you know what that means......
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kaffeplanten ONLINE (05/25/2012) [-] i took the pic.. i send it.. i raged about it..
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kaffeplanten ONLINE (05/25/2012) [-] i will.. i still need to say sorry to Chrissy..
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garymotherfingoak (05/21/2012) [-] Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS3, Wii
Video Games Played: Team Fortress 2, League of Legends, World of Warcraft, Starcraft 2, Killing Floor, Magicka, Terraria, Battlefield 3, Rock Band 3(All expert), Resident Evil: ORC
X-box Gamertag: Smashedurface
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Video Games Played: Team Fortress 2, League of Legends, World of Warcraft, Starcraft 2, Killing Floor, Magicka, Terraria, Battlefield 3, Rock Band 3(All expert), Resident Evil: ORC
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World of Warcraft, Starcraft 2, Killing Floor
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Starcraft 2
Starcraft 2
Starcraft 2
STARCRAFT 2
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*casually walks over and inhales*
Hey Zac I heard you like Starcraft 2
Video Games Played: Team Fortress 2, League of Legends, World of Warcraft, Starcraft 2, Killing Floor, Magicka, Terraria, Battlefield 3, Rock Band 3(All expert), Resident Evil: ORC
X-box Gamertag: Smashedurface
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Video Games Played: Team Fortress 2, League of Legends, World of Warcraft, Starcraft 2, Killing Floor, Magicka, Terraria, Battlefield 3, Rock Band 3(All expert), Resident Evil: ORC
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Starcraft 2
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STARCRAFT 2
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Hey Zac I heard you like Starcraft 2
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garymotherfingoak (05/22/2012) [-] alright then. and im sorry if this ends up being a bad time to bring this up but...
remember when chrissy told those lies about me about me treating chris like asex toy when i obviously dont in order to separate us? well chris is still on about that, but i dont know how to snap him out of it.
remember when chrissy told those lies about me about me treating chris like asex toy when i obviously dont in order to separate us? well chris is still on about that, but i dont know how to snap him out of it.
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kaffeplanten ONLINE (05/18/2012) [-] But.. just.. i'm here if you want to talk about it..
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kaffeplanten ONLINE (05/18/2012) [-] thats what people keep saying.. That i should stop worrying..
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axmaster ONLINE (05/18/2012) [-] Oh god. I would do horrible. It would be a disgrace. I'd go all tunnel vision, get supply blocked all the time, fuck up micro, not macro. I'd just lost it.
If anything, I want to play Zealot Frenzy again. I was always pretty good at that, due to my old Footman Frenzy experience.
If anything, I want to play Zealot Frenzy again. I was always pretty good at that, due to my old Footman Frenzy experience.
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uladak ONLINE (05/18/2012) [-] My friend I am teaching right now doesn't even know that he should build probes
Or set a rally point.
My other friend only builds zerglings, no workers, and doesn't get upgrades.
He only gets lings because he says they are cute.
I think you would do fine in my eyes. I only play around gold-plat anyways on a good day
Or set a rally point.
My other friend only builds zerglings, no workers, and doesn't get upgrades.
He only gets lings because he says they are cute.
I think you would do fine in my eyes. I only play around gold-plat anyways on a good day
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axmaster ONLINE (05/18/2012) [-] I'm kind of the opposite. If I'm angry/pissed I have very little semblance of my mind left. I can keep it together for the most part but just about anything could set me off. I fear for what I may do to literally anyone when I'm like that. In fact, now I'm actually not so emotionless anymore. Its a nice fit of rage.
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ragingbrony (05/16/2012) [-] Completely unrelated to what's actually happening right now but....
Did Chrissy show you his scars?
Did Chrissy show you his scars?
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ragingbrony (05/16/2012) [-] ..........
He's going to have no arm in a few years at that rate.
He's going to have no arm in a few years at that rate.
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ragingbrony (05/16/2012) [-] I just don't understand it at all...what makes doing that so inviting for people?
...I'm not really sure what to say to Chrissy anymore either. I got mad at him last night over this.
What brought about him showing these to you anyways?
...I'm not really sure what to say to Chrissy anymore either. I got mad at him last night over this.
What brought about him showing these to you anyways?
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ragingbrony (05/16/2012) [-] This..
funnyjunk.com/bronies/4916789#4916789
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continued into this...
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ragingbrony (05/16/2012) [-] Yeah no kidding...
I mean...really, I had no specific desire to see his cuts and scars, I really don't...but just seeing that...see how open he said he was to other people...it just got to me.
He doesn't trust the people that actually want to help...it doesn't make sense.
I mean...really, I had no specific desire to see his cuts and scars, I really don't...but just seeing that...see how open he said he was to other people...it just got to me.
He doesn't trust the people that actually want to help...it doesn't make sense.
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vigilum ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-] MFW
I have no idea where the nintendo went. It just disappeared. : /
I prefer C&C. More defenses, proper anti-air, fairly well balanced.
Of course, apocalypse tanks could basically steamroll everything.
And Yuri could take control of everything.
And the nukes.
But whatever, the Allies have snipers and SEALs. Instakill infantry and buildings :S
I have no idea where the nintendo went. It just disappeared. : /
I prefer C&C. More defenses, proper anti-air, fairly well balanced.
Of course, apocalypse tanks could basically steamroll everything.
And Yuri could take control of everything.
And the nukes.
But whatever, the Allies have snipers and SEALs. Instakill infantry and buildings :S
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axmaster ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-] MFW
I have mine in my basement right in front of the TV actually. Its just not hooked up. Every now and then me and my friends play Super Smash Bros for fun. Great game.
I mostly just played the custom games in Warcraft, lol. I was TERRIBLE(still am) at the RTS part of it.
I have mine in my basement right in front of the TV actually. Its just not hooked up. Every now and then me and my friends play Super Smash Bros for fun. Great game.
I mostly just played the custom games in Warcraft, lol. I was TERRIBLE(still am) at the RTS part of it.
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axmaster ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-] MFW
Thats Super Smash Bros Melee. Also good one. I think all of the SSB games are pretty well made actually.
Yeah, I loved playing Footman Frenzy. Oh dear lord that custom game. Just massive army fights all the time with OP heroes. Great shit.
See, with Starcraft right now, I know exactly how and what to do. I just can't do it. That makes me sad :C
Thats Super Smash Bros Melee. Also good one. I think all of the SSB games are pretty well made actually.
Yeah, I loved playing Footman Frenzy. Oh dear lord that custom game. Just massive army fights all the time with OP heroes. Great shit.
See, with Starcraft right now, I know exactly how and what to do. I just can't do it. That makes me sad :C
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axmaster ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-] No, only dick.
Lol. BUT THOSE EXTRA WORDS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PART!
Wait, you sucked at what? SSB?
Well with the Warcraft 3 campaign, I could literally only beat it on normal with cheats. It was that fucking hard. One mission you had to survive for 45 minutes from waves on increasingly harder mobs. It was HARD.
6 pool!(lolstarcraftterms)
Lol. BUT THOSE EXTRA WORDS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PART!
Wait, you sucked at what? SSB?
Well with the Warcraft 3 campaign, I could literally only beat it on normal with cheats. It was that fucking hard. One mission you had to survive for 45 minutes from waves on increasingly harder mobs. It was HARD.
6 pool!(lolstarcraftterms)
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axmaster ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-] Because dicks.
I was actually pretty good at it. I'm good at the Micro aspect of RTS games, not macro. I remember when people would pool me and I'd quick tech and just wreck everyone, lol. Good times.
No, it was against the Undead. You don't have very much time until the next wave comes. Its really fucking hard when you suck at RTS games, lol.
Its pretty much, you just mine money until you have enough to build your first building, which lets you build zerglings. It comes really early in the game and you can pretty much win right there since all the have is workers.
I was actually pretty good at it. I'm good at the Micro aspect of RTS games, not macro. I remember when people would pool me and I'd quick tech and just wreck everyone, lol. Good times.
No, it was against the Undead. You don't have very much time until the next wave comes. Its really fucking hard when you suck at RTS games, lol.
Its pretty much, you just mine money until you have enough to build your first building, which lets you build zerglings. It comes really early in the game and you can pretty much win right there since all the have is workers.
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axmaster ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-] Das hawt
Well eventually, no matter what tech you have, there are some heroes that can completely decimate your army. Going tech means you have to do a LOT of work. You need to kill people off fast to get a good boost or you won't scale fast enough to kill farming heroes.
You don't have the time or resources to build enough towers.
Well its at 6 supply and the building is called a spawning pool. Thus, 6pool.
Well eventually, no matter what tech you have, there are some heroes that can completely decimate your army. Going tech means you have to do a LOT of work. You need to kill people off fast to get a good boost or you won't scale fast enough to kill farming heroes.
You don't have the time or resources to build enough towers.
Well its at 6 supply and the building is called a spawning pool. Thus, 6pool.
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vigilum ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-] Wizard- A wizard is a master of Magic and Time. Most wizards have foreseeing abilities. They too manipulate objects but are usually viewed as wielding some potion or mixture. In Mythology they are the fortunetellers a King utilizes to foretell the outcome of a battle.
Mage- A mage is a specified sorcerer. They have the same power as a sorcerer, however concentrate on one aspect. Dragon Mage, FireMage, Etc. all have specific powers...and ArcMage is a sorcerer who usually utilizes the powers of Earth, Fire, Weather, and Water.
Still, it's neat. I love slow effects.
Mage- A mage is a specified sorcerer. They have the same power as a sorcerer, however concentrate on one aspect. Dragon Mage, FireMage, Etc. all have specific powers...and ArcMage is a sorcerer who usually utilizes the powers of Earth, Fire, Weather, and Water.
Still, it's neat. I love slow effects.
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vigilum ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-] You want dicks in your anus. YFW.
I played Diablo 2 when I was like... six. I didn't do too bad, all things considered.
Played Diablo several years later. Didn't get me hooked.
And both are cool references! Except I like what I found when I googled Legacy of Cain.
I played Diablo 2 when I was like... six. I didn't do too bad, all things considered.
Played Diablo several years later. Didn't get me hooked.
And both are cool references! Except I like what I found when I googled Legacy of Cain.
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garymotherfingoak (05/14/2012) [-] well the reason i asked is, there was a time where you hadnt acted this way, i think it was febuary or early march. i talked to you and you were saying stuff like disliking people, laughing at an heroes, you seemed pretty self resentful. it wasnt the time where you were on the verge of ending your life, at least i dont think, it may have been. but anyway, from since i've met you until now, it just seems like you've had a growth in maturity. its hard to tell since when i first did, you were feeling pretty bad for a good period of time.
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garymotherfingoak (05/14/2012) [-] all i remember is the an hero one. let me ask something else, you dont seem like the kind of person that would laugh at suicide, what made you laugh at him? (if any of this makes you uneasy or you'd rather not answer, let me know and ill stop.)
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garymotherfingoak (05/14/2012) [-] for the last time, not everything... a good portion at times, yes, but not everything... i only considered him as always lying ATM when he had done something wrong or had hurt somebody, it terms of how he really felt about what he had done mainly..
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axmaster ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-] Thats exactly what you DON'T question. When he reacts the same way every time he hurts someone, that usually means they're telling the truth. Every single time he did he felt remorseful. Every time. Some of the things he says are lies, yes. I know that.
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axmaster ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-] And we see where thats left us. Hes mad, and hes hurt. What do you think hes going to do? Its going to end badly, and when he realizes what hes done, he feels horrible. Then you come along and tell him all about it, and make him feel even worse. That doesn't help someone get over it, and fix what they did wrong.