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- No. FunnyJunk went through their Reddit hating period and rece…
The internet right now.
ONE SMALL STEP IS ALL WE NEED
- Post more. Maybe it needs you to do that.
Idk man, I was able to access the NSFW section as soon as I signed up
infact, i didn't even know there was a NSFW section
I signed up, that's how I found out about it
me too, i was just a normal citizen of FJ until like a month after i signed up, then i discovered nsfw.
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FJ WIN OF THE CENTURY...
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CoD and Halo
I preferred the historical ones, they had more oomf so to speak
- Hahaha. There we go again. You have nothing proper to say so y…
- You actually have no reason to call me racist do you? You just…
- How on earth was I racist? All I did was try and call you …
- I'm not racist. Canada is not a race. Are you so blind th…
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
- Yeah maybe Canada is better. Sorry for jumping into a fight with you.
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