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#41 - Sorry to say this, but I don't think he actually replied, thes…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Rekt 0
#42 - afaik (12/17/2014) [-]
I wouldnt know how twitter works.
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#88 - He stood on Robben's foot. His knee blocked Robben's other foo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Second Round Antics: The... 0
User avatar #90 - ronyx (06/30/2014) [-]
That's exactly what fuckery means.
#87 - Cheating? A foul is a foul. The penalty was technically fair. … 06/30/2014 on Second Round Antics: The... 0
#80 - Calm down. Look, the ref was **** , okay? But do you rea…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Second Round Antics: The... -1
#86 - derpderpderpderp (06/30/2014) [-]
You know man, fuck that, losing is not the problem, as a matter of fact, we all expected them to lose, what really infuriates us as a nation is that this one time, where the stars seem to be alligned, where a team that was know to be the underdog, a team that many argued that did not deserve to be there, a team that did not just rape Croatia in their own game, but ended up "defeating" Brazil, a team that was robbed in 2 of the 3 group matches (granted, the match against Brazil, where most of us expected the worst refereeing ever, turned out to be actually pretty fair), a team who cheated the odds with raw passion and good play.

Losing... as i said we expected it, we all knew the odds seemed bleak, but then we went ahead, we began winning and as a nation, we rejoiced, hoping that perhaps, maybe this would be the year...

The goal scored by Sneijder was a goal worth being applauded even by us, but we coped with it, saying "well we have the extra times" both teams were visibly tired, our men by throwing themselves into the defense, and yours by attacking non stop.

None of us know what would've happened in the extra times. Maybe our guys would've gone foward again like they did in the first time,and beaten your team.
Maybe your guys would've kept attacking, and finally broken our defense (which only conceded 2 goals in the whole cup).

What angers us as a nation, is that we feel robbed by a man that has made a reputation of diving for himself, a man who is known for pulling that kind of shit before, a man who tried to fool the ref not once, not twice, but three times, and he finally got away with it.

That is why we are angry, not because we were beaten as many of us expected to be, but because our dream was robbed, by a man who cheated.
User avatar #87 - awesomescorpion (06/30/2014) [-]
Cheating? A foul is a foul. The penalty was technically fair. Yes, Robben shouldn't dive, especially not against such a great and fair team, but he hadn't a choice with that ref to get anything for the other fouls done to him. So he dove. But it was a foul, one way or another, and the player who fouled shouldn't have done so, in the penalty box, against Robben, who also had two uncalled fouls. Also, we were scared as fuck for penalties, with that goalkeeper, and few wanted another half hour to fight through, with that searing heat. Was it ethical in hindsight? No, it wasn't, but football isn't always fair game, especially when the stakes and dangers are this high. You may not have gone on, but no matter what, you've shown the world what Mexico is capable of. People will speak of you as they did of the Dutch in 1974. Didn't win, but damn they deserved it. And don't you think you are the only ones who believe it wasn't fair.

Remember, if it wasn't for FIFA's placement bullshit, you would've reached the semi-finals, I am certain. You are that good, but the placement fucked all this up. I mean, just consider those six again. They could've spread them out, but no, lets throw them all together, so only 2 of these brilliant six can go on for a respectable position. We're sorry. But remember: our teams are so closely matched, it might as well have been a coin toss to decide the winner, so close is the skill level of us both. Psychology was 10 times more important in deciding the winner than skill. We both had way too much skill, and it all cancelled out into frustration. Combined with the searing heat and terrible ref, things got messy and unethical. Once again, we're sorry. Robben said he's sorry. We're all sorry that instead of some inflated self-appointed diving "king" like Argentina, we had to push Mexico out, the best combination of skill, enthusiasm and sportsmanship we've seen in the world cup so far.

We're sorry.
#26 - Could you get me a gif of the alleged Dutch air dive today?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Second Round Antics: The... 0
User avatar #29 - kaisermike (06/30/2014) [-]
Also, one of the mexican players got his leg broken by one of the Dutch, which wasn't marked as foul, though Robben did dive.
#36 - John Cena (06/30/2014) [-]
Robben got double-torpedoed, Moreno comes flying straight at Robben's leg after he got a a kick in the heel and you would blame Robben for the broken leg?! If there were a foul it would be a Mexican one!
User avatar #27 - kaisermike (06/30/2014) [-]
I'll look into it.
#22 - Amazing game. It was very close. Mexico was an amazin…  [+] (26 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Second Round Antics: The... +7
#77 - John Cena (06/30/2014) [-]
I want the Dutch to win, because Symphonic Metal.
User avatar #70 - captnnorway (06/30/2014) [-]
Amazing game? Shit was so boring the first 45 mins. Mexicos goal was pretty good, and then finally netherlands started to walk a little faster. Ending the whole thing with that awful acting ...
User avatar #62 - brandinifettucine (06/30/2014) [-]
From what I heard from some Mexicans in my area is they didn't mind being beaten by Netherlands, but what they hope for is for Netherlands to take out Argentina if they ever come across them.
User avatar #64 - jimydark (06/30/2014) [-]
its because we hate argentina i really dont know why
User avatar #68 - fuckingtrolls (06/30/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure everyone but Argentinians hate Argentinians
User avatar #46 - asslickingood (06/30/2014) [-]
In all honesty before the World Cup I didn't even think Mexico deserved to go, but they did, the Cup started and they play pretty good, but the game against Netherlands Mexico didn't show was it was capable of, they just scored once and defended and Netherlands did an awesome job constantly attackin until the end, what doesn't surprise me is that defensive plays from the mexican team because they have always do the same, they score and play defensive and it has never work out. Either way I'm kind of happy they got that far (I'm mexican), and l think that Netherlands will get to the finals, since the beggining they've seem like a very smart and powerful team and I'm glad they take that place.
User avatar #43 - guitarnigger (06/30/2014) [-]
im a mexican, and you have taken all the sadness and rage away from me. i wish the best of lucks for your team
User avatar #35 - mexicandudeinsd (06/30/2014) [-]
I wouldnt be pissed off if netherlands won in a fair game like with that 88 goal, but that dive and penalty ... no
Im not mad, im just disappointed
User avatar #82 - threeeehuggings (06/30/2014) [-]
It was an exaggerated dive, like Robben always does, but there was contact. that made hime fall in the first place. Therefore it was a correct penalty.

Your username makes me think you're not going to agree with me and that's fine, let's call this given one 'debatable' then. But there were three earlier situations inside the Mexican box in which the Netherlands could've gotten a penalty, and in at least 1 situation (the one where the Mexican broke his leg) they should've.
The other ones being a very high raised leg in the first half (also happened on other side) and the trip by Robben over the two legs of Marquez.

In the end, you lost because you only thought about defending from the moment you scored, although you were the much better team before that. It was a tactical error by the annoying fat coach of yours who should've been sent away after asking for yellow cards all the time
#33 - derpderpderpderp (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh eat a dick, Robben took a dive that would earn a Gold Medal in the olimpics, as for the "the referee didn't call a penalty in the first half" argument, a Mexican striker got kicked in the head by two defenders at the same time, and the ref didn't call shit.
User avatar #81 - threeeehuggings (06/30/2014) [-]
Same high leg situation also happened later in first half in Mexican penalty area

But oh well, I can't blame every Mexican in here rustled by losing (especially like this, 2 goals in the last 5 minutes). I know the feeling and I would act just like you, seeking excuses, blaming the referee, etc.
#80 - awesomescorpion (06/30/2014) [-]
Calm down. Look, the ref was shit, okay? But do you really think the Netherlands would have lost if we continued another half hour with that pressure? It was just easing the pain. I know, Mexico deserved a higher ranking, but winning against the Dutch simply isn't easy. For skill, we were placed too close to give the losing party proper placement. I mean, Mexico and Chile were both amazing players, but because they were so close to other amazing teams, they were out. I agree it was close. For the vast majority of the match, it looked like the Dutch were out, people are gonna see that in the players. Imagine what would have been if you were put against Greece or something. You would've made the quarter-finals, the semi at least. It was simply too crowded in our groups with good teams. Croatia and Australia both played amazing, but were out as well. That's a shitty move by Fifa to put these six top-tier teams all together in two opposing groups. It was positioning that put you out, FIFA put you out, not the Dutch, we played in the same conditions as Mexico did.

As for the actual game, it was full with false calls and non-calls. That ref needs to be fired. And in the end, it turned out in your disadvantage. Could as well have been in ours. The reason we won wasn't cheating, it was the fucked up ref and mere chance. Yes, Robben shouldn't have diven, but he wasn't called on his more serious fouls, and since this was an actual foul, it was karma. If he didn't fall, do you really think the ref would have called that foul like he didn't on the others? Same situation for Mexico. This match could have been so much better if we had that ref we had against Chile, that guy was awesome. And look, we're sorry, okay? I wished you the best of luck, but we want to win the Cup as well. Maybe things will be fairer in 4 years for you, you were awesome and deserve a higher ranking. Good luck.

Here's a joke to cheer you up. Remember that there will always be a second time.
#86 - derpderpderpderp (06/30/2014) [-]
You know man, fuck that, losing is not the problem, as a matter of fact, we all expected them to lose, what really infuriates us as a nation is that this one time, where the stars seem to be alligned, where a team that was know to be the underdog, a team that many argued that did not deserve to be there, a team that did not just rape Croatia in their own game, but ended up "defeating" Brazil, a team that was robbed in 2 of the 3 group matches (granted, the match against Brazil, where most of us expected the worst refereeing ever, turned out to be actually pretty fair), a team who cheated the odds with raw passion and good play.

Losing... as i said we expected it, we all knew the odds seemed bleak, but then we went ahead, we began winning and as a nation, we rejoiced, hoping that perhaps, maybe this would be the year...

The goal scored by Sneijder was a goal worth being applauded even by us, but we coped with it, saying "well we have the extra times" both teams were visibly tired, our men by throwing themselves into the defense, and yours by attacking non stop.

None of us know what would've happened in the extra times. Maybe our guys would've gone foward again like they did in the first time,and beaten your team.
Maybe your guys would've kept attacking, and finally broken our defense (which only conceded 2 goals in the whole cup).

What angers us as a nation, is that we feel robbed by a man that has made a reputation of diving for himself, a man who is known for pulling that kind of shit before, a man who tried to fool the ref not once, not twice, but three times, and he finally got away with it.

That is why we are angry, not because we were beaten as many of us expected to be, but because our dream was robbed, by a man who cheated.
User avatar #87 - awesomescorpion (06/30/2014) [-]
Cheating? A foul is a foul. The penalty was technically fair. Yes, Robben shouldn't dive, especially not against such a great and fair team, but he hadn't a choice with that ref to get anything for the other fouls done to him. So he dove. But it was a foul, one way or another, and the player who fouled shouldn't have done so, in the penalty box, against Robben, who also had two uncalled fouls. Also, we were scared as fuck for penalties, with that goalkeeper, and few wanted another half hour to fight through, with that searing heat. Was it ethical in hindsight? No, it wasn't, but football isn't always fair game, especially when the stakes and dangers are this high. You may not have gone on, but no matter what, you've shown the world what Mexico is capable of. People will speak of you as they did of the Dutch in 1974. Didn't win, but damn they deserved it. And don't you think you are the only ones who believe it wasn't fair.

Remember, if it wasn't for FIFA's placement bullshit, you would've reached the semi-finals, I am certain. You are that good, but the placement fucked all this up. I mean, just consider those six again. They could've spread them out, but no, lets throw them all together, so only 2 of these brilliant six can go on for a respectable position. We're sorry. But remember: our teams are so closely matched, it might as well have been a coin toss to decide the winner, so close is the skill level of us both. Psychology was 10 times more important in deciding the winner than skill. We both had way too much skill, and it all cancelled out into frustration. Combined with the searing heat and terrible ref, things got messy and unethical. Once again, we're sorry. Robben said he's sorry. We're all sorry that instead of some inflated self-appointed diving "king" like Argentina, we had to push Mexico out, the best combination of skill, enthusiasm and sportsmanship we've seen in the world cup so far.

We're sorry.
#49 - superpats (06/30/2014) [-]
It was a 50/50 ball. The Mexican player decided to use his head to attack a ball at stomach level and the Dutch player used he feet (go figure?). Honestly, the ref could've given Hector Herrera a yellow card for dangerous play just as easily.
#47 - John Cena (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh come on. They merely grazed him, you wuss.
#48 - derpderpderpderp (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh come on. They didn't even touch him, you wuss
#37 - John Cena (06/30/2014) [-]
He made it all look very dramatic indeed, but you can't deny there was a Mexican leg where there shouldn't be one. It was more of a stupid mistake that Robben took advantage off. As for that Mexican striker, Vlaar (right?) clearly kicked at the ball and not at the Mexican head, if the guy wants his head to be between the ball and a foot moving in on the ball that's his problem and not Vlaar's...
I guess we can agree the ref was shitty though, I still think he didn't give the penalty just for that last time Robben ended up on the floor but because it clearly wasn't the first time. What kind of a game would it be if defenders could just keep kicking him down without consequences?
#38 - derpderpderpderp (06/30/2014) [-]
Are you sure it was just "one" defender? Im pretty sure the ball is not anywhere near the defender's foot.

Disregard spanish text pls
User avatar #31 - cooperjones (06/30/2014) [-]
we fuckd it up on the second half
good luck against costa rica
User avatar #24 - kaisermike (06/30/2014) [-]
I've seen two players clearly trip on air and it getting marked as foul for the opposing team, one was Dutch (Today) and one was American (Last world cup)
User avatar #26 - awesomescorpion (06/30/2014) [-]
Could you get me a gif of the alleged Dutch air dive today?
User avatar #29 - kaisermike (06/30/2014) [-]
Also, one of the mexican players got his leg broken by one of the Dutch, which wasn't marked as foul, though Robben did dive.
#36 - John Cena (06/30/2014) [-]
Robben got double-torpedoed, Moreno comes flying straight at Robben's leg after he got a a kick in the heel and you would blame Robben for the broken leg?! If there were a foul it would be a Mexican one!
User avatar #27 - kaisermike (06/30/2014) [-]
I'll look into it.
#30 - Is A:TLOK worth watching, compared to A:TLA?  [+] (17 new replies) 06/27/2014 on its that time again 0
User avatar #163 - applesdontpee (06/28/2014) [-]
season 3 looks REALLY good so far! but you kind of have to push through the first two because they are nothing like Aang's series. korra's almost the opposite personality
User avatar #164 - applesdontpee (06/28/2014) [-]
also avatar Wan's story was the best in season 2
User avatar #45 - butterduck (06/28/2014) [-]
Whats A:TLOK and A:TLA? Avatar the legend of korra/Avatar the last airbender?
User avatar #100 - sailorarctic (06/28/2014) [-]
Avatar: The Legend of Korra and Avatar: The Last Airbender
User avatar #61 - iviagic (06/28/2014) [-]
Precisely.
User avatar #65 - butterduck (06/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #40 - mastersaturday (06/28/2014) [-]
Yes, but don't go into it expecting another TLA. It has a bit of a different personality. Some like it, others don't.
User avatar #38 - ugoboom (06/28/2014) [-]
-It's a bit different, set ~100 years after the first series
-It parallels 1920's culture as everything's becoming modern
-More focus on drama, character interaction, and dating/relationships
-Less focus on epic adventure, lore, and tension between nations
-Still has the action scenes and great setting

All in all, it's not as good as the first series but still miles better than anything nick puts out now a days.
#77 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/28/2014) [-]
70 years you inaccurately percepting jew
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#134 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/28/2014) [-]
**baitdoesnttalkback rolled image** this is how i feel right now
User avatar #33 - grrphc (06/28/2014) [-]
Lmfao, actual bait replied to you.

A:TLA is miles better than Korra. Aang's also a way better Avatar
Korra Season 2 ends off bittersweet, but it's entertaining all in all.
#32 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/28/2014) [-]
not compared to atla no. season 1 was decent cause of amon. season 2 was pretty much garbage but did pick up at the end. And dont let anyone tell you otherwise the Wan episodes were garbage storywise. but the animation was good
User avatar #66 - butterduck (06/28/2014) [-]
Are you saying Avatar the last airbender had amon? Because it didn't.
#76 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/28/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #31 - afrodemon (06/27/2014) [-]
it is worth it
#13 - Hold on a second. Isn't that law terribly subjective, and ther…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on How to look crazy in public +3
User avatar #14 - redtooth (06/27/2014) [-]
Probably purposeful misleading. Someone with a bruise still might be purposefully walking funny and then using the bruise as an excuse, but then he'd probably have grounds for a complaint when/if being trialed or however the fuck it works. But if you see someone who's drinking water out of a vodka bottle, then it is most likely purposeful misleading. I suppose it's up to the cop to decide what is purposeful misleading and what isn't.
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#16 - princessren (06/24/2014) [-]
I am an idiot, thank you

I am still ok with that tho
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tfw that your location will be true on time in the future
 
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