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Date Signed Up:3/13/2012
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#52 - Where did you get that text, by the way?  [+] (9 new replies) 07/30/2013 on One way of finding out... 0
User avatar #133 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
I wrote it. It's my story. It happened yesterday.
User avatar #213 - awesomegreenguy (08/01/2013) [-]
Woah, really? I'm so sorry man, hope things get better.
User avatar #159 - abstract (07/30/2013) [-]
It'll be alright, bro. I can't say I know how it feels, but I recently found out my dad has been cheating on my mom for over a year and it's awful. Whatever you do, please never give her another chance. If you ever need to talk, I and the rest of the FJ community are here for you.
User avatar #161 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
It's so hard not to give her another chance. I love her so much. I am empty without her.
You may be there, but the FJ community isn't. I uploaded this as a picture, and got thumbed down.
I really don't care about the thumbs...So I'm not complaining about that. I just wanted some support. Knowing someone was there, honoring the gentlemen code.
I'm extremely sorry about your mom. Nobody should live through this. It's the worst pain imaginable.
User avatar #163 - abstract (07/30/2013) [-]
Don't give her another chance. I will repeat this over and over.
Try going on one of the boards. Most people are only looking for funny content, and wherever you look there are good and bad people.
Also the thing with my parents is getting better, the marriage was falling apart for some time now and it was expected by both parts. I just saw how someone finding out their partner has been cheating can really knock them down.
Just wondering, how old are you?
User avatar #170 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
Early 20's
User avatar #210 - abstract (07/31/2013) [-]
Sorry for the late response, but bro, you are young. You have your whole life ahead of you. Live it up a little bit. Go out and fuck some bitches.
User avatar #211 - whatupnachoface (07/31/2013) [-]
But what if it doesn't make me feel right?
I've tried. The other day I tried to fuck some random chick, and just couldn't.
I didn't want to, and she was lying naked on top of me. And I couldn't bring myself to be with another woman.
User avatar #212 - abstract (07/31/2013) [-]
Take a step back and try to look at this situation from a purely critical view, void of past emotions. You couldn't bring yourself to have sex, but somehow your ex could. She didn't feel those emotions towards you. She may have acted like it, but she was not nearly as committed as you were.
#43 - Had to.  [+] (22 new replies) 07/30/2013 on One way of finding out... +5
User avatar #65 - penguinsinc (07/30/2013) [-]
All girls see the world around them as a tool to fulfill themselves for whatever reason. Every single one. But there are three types. One's that do this but realize they are hurting someone so they let em down easy. One's who are so stupid and lost in emotion to see that they are hurting someone when they use someone as a tool. (Usually teen aged girls) So basically it is in there nature to be a bitch. they can't help it, just give up if this is you. And then theirs a special type of bitch. The kind that uses you, makes you feel like your on top of the world. You may have life but you have her so who cares. Let's take on life together. But then, at the end, she fucks you over. Fucks you over like the banks and IRS of today and the kings and churches of our founding father's time. And when you fucked, they know it. And they squeeze every ounce of a good, generous, genuine man out of you. And they leave you to crumble. Dust in the wind. Some think it is cruel that a female praying mantis eats the head of it's mate. But is it really that different?
User avatar #134 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
Thank you bro...
#95 - nephis (07/30/2013) [-]
Jesus here we go:
*ones*
*ones*
*their* nature
*there's* a special type
*you're* on top
*fathers' * time
*its* mate

In the (bitter bitter) words of penguinsinc, "just give up if this is you"
cheer up mate; there will always be bitches, but plenty are actually nice
User avatar #97 - penguinsinc (07/30/2013) [-]
GRAMA NAZI!!! (and yes I spelled grammar wrong.) You understood me, that's called communication! this is not a job interview its the INTERNET! Now are you complaining about what I spelled or what I said?
User avatar #98 - nephis (07/30/2013) [-]
mostly the spelling, hah. I agree that all of those 3 types definitely exist, although I disagree that every girl belongs to one of them. As you said, real love (yes very elusive) is possible!
User avatar #101 - penguinsinc (07/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, I felt like this dude needed some help so I'm a good guy. I try to spill some penguins inc philosophy into his head.... hope I'm right because I can be persuasive at times.... also like I said, if this was actuality important for me to look professional I would give two shits about grammar but its just a comment so yeah. And all girls do fall into these categories, but some just don't fully express their shitty-ness all at once or all at one guy or all through out their lives. I don't hate all women... just look up bill burr. He is where I get most of this women philosophy. He is a funny guy.
User avatar #138 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
I do need help. More than I'm willing to admit.
#72 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
wut I read the first line I AM a girl that is not true how are we using everything around us as a tool you fucker when I get a boyfriend I image us being together for a long time not as a tool some women do that but some don't you must just pick the wrong ones because sir you're statement is not true!!
User avatar #94 - penguinsinc (07/30/2013) [-]
Sorry it took so long to reply. I was distracted by the rest of the internet. Anyway, let me ask you something. Do you think your boyfriend is perfect?
User avatar #67 - penguinsinc (07/30/2013) [-]
If what you have is mutual with her then you should fight for it but if it's bull shit then fuck her. Fuck every last one of those bitches who cause pain. That's why when I see true and mutual love, it is a beautiful thing. It is rare but it is possible. I think you already know the answer to your problems. Emotions are fantastic, addictive when in our favor, but crushing when not. But you are in control of your mind so break free. And denying it will only make it worse. Getting mad will make it worse. What you need to do is think. No emotions, only logic. Then the answer is clear as day.I don't know your situation specifically bro, but I know what to do. Also, this guy Bill Burr, maybe you've heard of him, he has influenced a lot of my philosophy on women. He is funny as shit and probably one of my favorite comedians. Check him out if you don't know him, I think you could use a good laugh right about now.

Bill Burr Video-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlvvCYUDHrQ


Good luck bro, and God bless.
User avatar #137 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
The thing is, it was mutual..Or at least I thought it was.
Shit, it may even be mutual right now, but she's just too stupid, selfish and a coward to do something about it.
Thank you very much, I'm going to need every little bit of that luck.
User avatar #50 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
hahaha I know, I though about it too.
It's all good.
User avatar #52 - awesomegreenguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Where did you get that text, by the way?
User avatar #133 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
I wrote it. It's my story. It happened yesterday.
User avatar #213 - awesomegreenguy (08/01/2013) [-]
Woah, really? I'm so sorry man, hope things get better.
User avatar #159 - abstract (07/30/2013) [-]
It'll be alright, bro. I can't say I know how it feels, but I recently found out my dad has been cheating on my mom for over a year and it's awful. Whatever you do, please never give her another chance. If you ever need to talk, I and the rest of the FJ community are here for you.
User avatar #161 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
It's so hard not to give her another chance. I love her so much. I am empty without her.
You may be there, but the FJ community isn't. I uploaded this as a picture, and got thumbed down.
I really don't care about the thumbs...So I'm not complaining about that. I just wanted some support. Knowing someone was there, honoring the gentlemen code.
I'm extremely sorry about your mom. Nobody should live through this. It's the worst pain imaginable.
User avatar #163 - abstract (07/30/2013) [-]
Don't give her another chance. I will repeat this over and over.
Try going on one of the boards. Most people are only looking for funny content, and wherever you look there are good and bad people.
Also the thing with my parents is getting better, the marriage was falling apart for some time now and it was expected by both parts. I just saw how someone finding out their partner has been cheating can really knock them down.
Just wondering, how old are you?
User avatar #170 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
Early 20's
User avatar #210 - abstract (07/31/2013) [-]
Sorry for the late response, but bro, you are young. You have your whole life ahead of you. Live it up a little bit. Go out and fuck some bitches.
User avatar #211 - whatupnachoface (07/31/2013) [-]
But what if it doesn't make me feel right?
I've tried. The other day I tried to fuck some random chick, and just couldn't.
I didn't want to, and she was lying naked on top of me. And I couldn't bring myself to be with another woman.
User avatar #212 - abstract (07/31/2013) [-]
Take a step back and try to look at this situation from a purely critical view, void of past emotions. You couldn't bring yourself to have sex, but somehow your ex could. She didn't feel those emotions towards you. She may have acted like it, but she was not nearly as committed as you were.
#94 - **awesomegreenguy rolls 13** Hey, what's up? 07/30/2013 on LET ME LOVE YOU!!! 0
#205 - **awesomegreenguy rolls 8** Did that comment really deserve …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Brace yourselves. +22
#211 - azsx (07/25/2013) [-]
**azsx rolls 5**
#210 - azsx (07/25/2013) [-]
it sure le did
#184 - How ******* old are you?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on 9/11 0
#253 - moshimoshi (07/10/2013) [-]
#16 - Oooooh... You clever whore 07/10/2013 on Sneaky Bastard +1
#27 - Comment deleted 07/10/2013 on friendly 0
#27 - Martial arts thread? 07/09/2013 on New Addition 0
#3 - what was it?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Sneaky Bastard +2
User avatar #15 - ugoboom (07/10/2013) [-]
Notice I replied after it was flagged? I was just getting some cheap thumbs. You've been smeckledorfed.
User avatar #16 - awesomegreenguy (07/10/2013) [-]
Oooooh... You clever whore
#44 - 41 here 07/09/2013 on Math Rocks! 0
#82 - Because it was funny? 07/04/2013 on Only in UK +1
#71 - Drawing something like that on a white-board is still hard as …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on Art Majors +4
User avatar #77 - PubLandlord (06/29/2013) [-]
Especially if you suck at drawing
#102 - Are you trying to kill us? 06/29/2013 on 50/50 +2
#56 - Fyfaan, gör det inte ****** up ont att pierca sina nipples? :/ 06/15/2013 on What I do when I'm bored. 0
#21 - Christians aren't allowed to eat pork!? I thought that only we…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Oh humanity 0
User avatar #39 - MrChef (06/15/2013) [-]
Only muslims? L2 Kosher.
User avatar #24 - sanguinesolitude (06/15/2013) [-]
read the bible.
#1314 - Båstad kommun, Skåne, Sweden 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... +1
#1300 - Bor typ 20 min därifrån (båstad kommun). Förnamn? 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
#8 - You think so? In my opinion Megaman is going to be awesome. I … 06/13/2013 on VILLAGEEEEEEEEEEER! +2
#6 - Picture 06/13/2013 on VILLAGEEEEEEEEEEER! 0
#5 - Megaman and the Wii fit trainer, too.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2013 on VILLAGEEEEEEEEEEER! +2
User avatar #7 - mouthwash (06/13/2013) [-]
Not as awesome...
User avatar #8 - awesomegreenguy (06/13/2013) [-]
You think so? In my opinion Megaman is going to be awesome. I think he'll be my favorite character (besides fox).
#3 - Because the villager has been announced as a character in the …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/13/2013 on VILLAGEEEEEEEEEEER! +7
User avatar #4 - mouthwash (06/13/2013) [-]
Oh... OH! That's pretty awesome
User avatar #5 - awesomegreenguy (06/13/2013) [-]
Megaman and the Wii fit trainer, too.
User avatar #7 - mouthwash (06/13/2013) [-]
Not as awesome...
User avatar #8 - awesomegreenguy (06/13/2013) [-]
You think so? In my opinion Megaman is going to be awesome. I think he'll be my favorite character (besides fox).
#96 - Oh, stop lying! You just wanted to see her tits bounce in slow… 06/08/2013 on Nope -5
#179 - Ha ha ha, that is so funny and totally deserves all those thumbs! 06/04/2013 on OC contest -4
#257 - what's the trick? 06/04/2013 on Shower +1
#3 - It's okay, the totally necessary me-me saved it. 06/02/2013 on Chatroulette 0
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