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awakendhybrid

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:9/03/2011
Last Login:2/16/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 2 total,  6 ,  4
Comment Thumbs: 2066 total,  2230 ,  164
Content Level Progress: 11.86% (7/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 42% (42/100)
Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:0
Content Views:745
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:858
FJ Points:1991

latest user's comments

#244 - Considering the size of Japan compared to the U.S. they have a… 07/21/2014 on Facts 0
#218 - Not much for sure. I was taking FJs advise to take everything …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Skyrim and a shitty PC equal 0
User avatar #327 - toffeecake (07/22/2014) [-]
join the brotherrhood
#205 - I accidentally stole something in the first town and now I can…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Skyrim and a shitty PC equal -1
User avatar #213 - toffeecake (07/21/2014) [-]
how much was it, go to the guard and be like hey take my stolen thing and let me go
User avatar #218 - awakendhybrid (07/21/2014) [-]
Not much for sure. I was taking FJs advise to take everything and one of the items was a 'steal'. All though...when the housewife came after me I killed her...
It was already on my computer and I just wanted to try the game out, but all I really know of it is what all you guys have said. Yea, I'm a noob.
Thanks for the tips though.
User avatar #327 - toffeecake (07/22/2014) [-]
join the brotherrhood
User avatar #206 - metaridleyx (07/21/2014) [-]
Put your weapons away when a guard spots you, since you only took one thing they should just arrest you.
#66 - It is an age thing too. From puberty to, I dunno, age 30 (?) l… 07/19/2014 on Women in a gif 0
#180 - Maybe. Sometimes I'm the male in my own fantasies. 07/19/2014 on Make Your Own Conclusion 0
#176 - Good point. Guess I figured he meant live-action porn.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Make Your Own Conclusion +1
User avatar #178 - nimithecat (07/19/2014) [-]
I've seen all kinds of porn, from hentai, to western, furry, and pony porn. My dick has driven me to see it all, explore it all, fap to it all...

Although I can safely say that less than half of that shit even turned me on.
Here's a list of things I find disgusting;

Yaoi, Shota, Loli, Foot fetish, traps, futa, ponies without human bodies, expansion, gang bang, gorenography, doll fetish, and several others.

Tentacle and humanized mlp and yuri are on the top of my list as being the best.
User avatar #284 - regulatorjonsson (07/19/2014) [-]
Man you have grave issues
User avatar #299 - nimithecat (07/19/2014) [-]
Pardon? Yuri is lesbian sex. Humanized MLP is basically where the characters are redrawn as sexy humans while having hairstyles that resemble the characters(often in anime form), and tentacle is like watching a gang bang without seeing guy's penises or hearing grunting noises.
#177 - nimithecat has deleted their comment.
#173 - <her only dick  [+] (6 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Make Your Own Conclusion +11
User avatar #175 - nimithecat (07/19/2014) [-]
You obviously haven't seen enough hentai.
User avatar #176 - awakendhybrid (07/19/2014) [-]
Good point.
Guess I figured he meant live-action porn.
User avatar #178 - nimithecat (07/19/2014) [-]
I've seen all kinds of porn, from hentai, to western, furry, and pony porn. My dick has driven me to see it all, explore it all, fap to it all...

Although I can safely say that less than half of that shit even turned me on.
Here's a list of things I find disgusting;

Yaoi, Shota, Loli, Foot fetish, traps, futa, ponies without human bodies, expansion, gang bang, gorenography, doll fetish, and several others.

Tentacle and humanized mlp and yuri are on the top of my list as being the best.
User avatar #284 - regulatorjonsson (07/19/2014) [-]
Man you have grave issues
User avatar #299 - nimithecat (07/19/2014) [-]
Pardon? Yuri is lesbian sex. Humanized MLP is basically where the characters are redrawn as sexy humans while having hairstyles that resemble the characters(often in anime form), and tentacle is like watching a gang bang without seeing guy's penises or hearing grunting noises.
#177 - nimithecat has deleted their comment.
#56 - I've seen this too many times to remember, but for some reason… 07/19/2014 on LIKE AN ASIAN 0
#85 - The adult cat that saved her until her owner could find her is… 07/19/2014 on You are someones miracle 0
#67 - Some of them still look like cubs so it could be a kind of practice. 07/19/2014 on Hippo don't care Hippo got... 0
#26 - HFW 07/19/2014 on Do eeeettt +2
#75 - I found it funny that your one comment on that suicided. 07/19/2014 on You really are 0
#46 - I still expect him, at the end, to say something like, "F… 07/19/2014 on Grades 0
#63 - Oh. His vacuum has no attachments on it like a hose and longer…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Buddhist +1
User avatar #70 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (07/19/2014) [-]
Ohhhhh thanks, friend
#61 - *and THE way to do that* 07/19/2014 on Buddhist 0
#60 - If I understand Buddhism correctly they are seeking non-dualit…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Buddhist +1
User avatar #62 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (07/19/2014) [-]
but what about the whole 'vaccuming in the corners' bit?
#63 - awakendhybrid (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh. His vacuum has no attachments on it like a hose and longer tubes to reach tight places and stuff.
User avatar #70 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (07/19/2014) [-]
Ohhhhh thanks, friend
User avatar #61 - awakendhybrid (07/19/2014) [-]
*and THE way to do that*
#248 - So many of these are great! I can't believe you've done so man… 07/19/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 9 0
#265 - It is very varied one month to the next, but when I DO I keep … 07/19/2014 on Help me prove him wrong 0
#52 - Kaiju or...giant mole people? 07/18/2014 on The Hole to Hell +1
#3487 - **awakendhybrid rolls 289,744,687** I'm kinda surprised ther… 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#141 - Nine months later. 06/28/2014 on nonononoyes 0
#207 - The conspiracy world and FJ...just too different to span the g…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on 9/11 +1
User avatar #208 - shadowbreech (06/26/2014) [-]
That picture is just badass man...
#116 - This is kinda making me claustrophobic. Also, I fear pre-death… 06/26/2014 on black hole +1
#110 - I usually find it pretty boring so that is...similar? 06/26/2014 on He destroyed the porn... -1
#104 - **awakendhybrid rolled image ** This is the worst group of … 06/26/2014 on She doesn't want anyone... -1
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