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#780 - Based purely off the pic you posted...I can kinda see it. 08/05/2014 on What do people assume about... 0
#95 - Some kind of troll site right? I just read that her father doe… 08/04/2014 on RAYPED 0
#213 - I'm not sure why you're getting thumbed down. If obese people … 08/04/2014 on REKT 0
#1649 - **awakendhybrid rolls 276,318,808** I guess I'm just gonna k… 08/04/2014 on Roll for Green Text 0
#128 - Is what I had for breakfast this morning. 08/03/2014 on Cereal 0
#166 - Nice. Now I get to re-read it in his voice. 08/03/2014 on Teens +1
#382 - I forgot to move the car I was borrowing after a snowstorm and… 08/03/2014 on I Forgot +1
#356 - A few nice gestures doesn't make up for the global sabotage of… 08/02/2014 on Automated Thanking Machine -2
#352 - I can't get gifs from a search on my tablet, but it's Ron Paul…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Automated Thanking Machine 0
#354 - WhitePimp (08/02/2014) [-]
found it
User avatar #353 - WhitePimp (08/02/2014) [-]
thanks man
#120 - I was not aware that all heterosexuals marriages produced chil…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Twitter is the little... 0
User avatar #133 - commontroll (07/30/2014) [-]
The ratio is incredibly different. The amount of infertile straight couples is nowhere near the percentage of gay couples that will even have kids via surrogates. Seeing how that's not a good enough answer for you, then let's bring up the health of gay men? Now, lesbians tend to not have as much trouble with STDs but they still get them, but gay men (which according to the CDC only 2.5% of people in America are gay) make up by far the largest demographic of people diagnosed with HIV/AIDS. Which if we have universal healthcare anytime soon (and not the retarded Obamacare that's assbackwards) the rest of America will have to pay for.

And before you say that with that logic we should also make people lose weight and not smoke or drink, I agree. But it's harder to get people to stop doing something they did already than it is to not allow something that was never allowed.

So am I saying make gays suffer? No, but I'm saying from the viewpoint of the government, they simply do not offer anything. No new tax sources, no new voters, nothing. It's just that it gets left-wing voters who are straight if you support gay marriage and then those voters will have kids.

I mean honestly, look at how liberal some states are like California and New York, yet they will not keep gay marriage and keep flirting with the idea of it.
#70 - My hometown had two people named Holly Wood and I knew someone… 07/30/2014 on Be socially prepared! +2
#50 - In the house I grew up in my dad had wired speakers throughout… 07/30/2014 on Plot Twist 0
#49 - Hmm. I always felt bad for his actual girlfriend at the time. 07/30/2014 on Plot Twist +2
#381 - I like water bending more (I find it prettier, I guess) but, i… 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong 0
#168 - Comment deleted 07/28/2014 on how to mentally destroy a... +1
#394 - Actually, I think he is still young enough to like a show like…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Fruits to Vegetables - /b/ 0
#412 - heartsickruben (07/31/2014) [-]
Kids are merciless.
That's why you should cut off your balls right now!

I agree that since he is 11 he should be able to watch the show no problem. I mean it's a kids show.
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#1635 - It is family income. If you are single with that income then, … 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? 0
#178 - I'm waiting for Netflix to get new episodes so that I can cont…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Scream and pass out 0
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#473 - I totally didn't expect a zero. Even a poor, white, American f… 07/26/2014 on How privileged are you? +1
#10 - Thankfully I haven't had this issue for a few years, but I had… 07/25/2014 on smoke breaks 0
#2 - I wish you would spend less than 30 seconds thinking of me. 07/25/2014 on 2deep4me 0
#2 - Picture 07/25/2014 on Lisa's *talking* Malibu Stacy +10
#2 - Kinda anticlimactic when you thought it said "fifty midge…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on First World Quandaries +1
#3 - lovot (07/25/2014) [-]
Nope, unless you live on Improbable Island, and then the Midgets would mug you.

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