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#25 - Except it has been known even since DS1. Artorias was left han…  [+] (9 replies) 5 hours ago on Hitbox Porn (Dark Souls III) +31
#44 - anon (28 minutes ago) [-]
that very heavily depends on when you fight him. (i'm thinking about player skill, not aquired gear and levels).
None of his attacks have crazy odd timings, none of his attacks have long duration hitboxes, only one of his attacks chain into more hits, and the first hit is easy to dodge, and then every subsequent hit is just "dodge when you get out of the previous roll" if you are at typical loads (25-50%)
There are no moves that bait you into making unsafe moves, like the sanctuary guardian. In short, if your fundamentals are solid, you should be able to learn him within 2 tries, and depending on stats and stuff, execute on his fight pretty soon too. He is one of the most vanilla fights in the game, but it has so much narative weight, and great music and animation, that it still rightfully climbs towards the top of most peoples list.
Manus is a lot harder to learn, and sanctuary guardian is harder to execute. coming in at 3rd out of 4 in the DLC does not indicate him to be a hard boss.

Also, I, pentol, would like to be unblocked.
#37 - anon (51 minutes ago) [-]
Actually, let me educate you.
I've read about DS lore. Basically rolled through all the information on any and all important characters and bosses.

Artorias, in fact, was NOT left handed. What he used his left hand for was not sword, but a shield. He broke his arm by using this very shield as his last effort to save Sif after they were surrounded by the Abyss creatures. As we know it, he succeeded, but alas - died in the process.

There. If you doubt it, check Artorias' lore yourself. It's the truth.
#48 - warvolk (2 minutes ago) [-]
if you really DID read the lore, then you would have seen the item description for the "Majestic Greatsword" from DkS2, you know, the sword that is pretty much confirmed to be the same "Greatsword of Artorias", it very cleary states right at the end:

"Uncannily, every last one of the prominent swordsmen who inherited this weapon was left-handed."
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#26 - checkemninja (3 hours ago) [-]
There is absolutely no proof of that,he could have easily just tried to block one of manus' attacks with his shield arm(left one) and it just went straight through and smashed his shield.No evidence other than retarded ds2 lore,which is the equivalent of taking dragonball gt as cannon
#38 - anon (50 minutes ago) [-]
>>#37 you're right buddy. Don't let FJ red thumb bandwagon convince you otherwise
#29 - loopzoop (2 hours ago) [-]
"there is no proof and the proof that's presented isn't real because i said so"
okay m80
#27 - loljkisback (2 hours ago) [-]
Okay well first, Fromsoft has admitted to many of the game's elements having taken inspiration from berserk, one of the most prominent showing of this is Artorias. The signature pose of Artorias on the prepare to die edition is taken from an image from berserks main character, Guts. Guts in the manga is known to wield his greatsword in his right hand, due to his left hand being ripped off. Artorias, armor is also based off of the armor in the image, in which guts is possessed by the armor and fights in a berserk state, similar to how artorias fights in your confrontation with him.
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#28 - checkemninja (2 hours ago) [-]
Guts is also right handed too,so I don't really see what you're getting at
#33 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
Remember, you're discussing with one of the most cancerous online community.
Dark souls in their opinion is deep, only because they saw a video or read something on 4chan.
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#13 - Yay, people are still using the edit i made  [+] (1 reply) 10/19/2016 on You can take it +4
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#15 - marxist (10/19/2016) [-]
Thank you for the edit
#21 - ha ha. not quite. my dad and his friend were going skiing at m…  [+] (1 reply) 10/15/2016 on Nobody Cares what you think +3
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#22 - batmanuel (10/15/2016) [-]
Sheesh. I've spooked people pretty good, but never in a moving vehicle (times when I was behind the wheel excepted).
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 10/15/2016 on Nobody Cares what you think +3
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#32 - darkefoxe (10/15/2016) [-]
I recognize that, I haven't ever seen anything from Neathery on here before.

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