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Date Signed Up:2/18/2014
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I closed my eyes and opened them and there was an avocado there and boy did I shit myself.

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    When Tiny gets fed When Tiny gets fed

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#2524 - **avocadomessiah used "*roll rpg name*"** **avocadomessiah … 4 hours ago on rpg name generator 0
#63 - Picture 4 hours ago on Operation Pigeon +1
#55 - what 11 hours ago on Huge Tumblr comp +5
#65 - i don't think anyone is more of a faggot than phanact … 13 hours ago on Justin Bieber over the... +3
#46 - no that's another beard  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Clover is a prostitute +2
#69 - battletechmech (12 hours ago) [-]
kek
#238 - but that's not funny  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on When she won't get her hair... -1
User avatar #262 - deadmanlopez (12/21/2014) [-]
neither is cutting it
User avatar #268 - sketchysketchist (12/21/2014) [-]
Being an asshole isn't funny.
But for some reason people think it is.
It's really really frustrating that people here will bitch about someone double parking and clap when that same person gets lit on fire because justice.
#116 - i think it's where girls surrender their bodies to you  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Porn Searches +4
#117 - hirollin (12/18/2014) [-]
#175 - what the **** is that abomination? here,…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on skeletorexplains's profile 0
User avatar #176 - skeletorexplains (12/18/2014) [-]
done.
#173 - how bout this you add me instead, cuz i don't wanna g…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on skeletorexplains's profile 0
User avatar #174 - skeletorexplains (12/18/2014) [-]
steamcommunity.com/id/marcling
This is all that pops up.
User avatar #175 - avocadomessiah (12/18/2014) [-]
what the fuck is that abomination?

here, steamcommunity.com/id/AvocadoARTS

forgot that was a thing
User avatar #176 - skeletorexplains (12/18/2014) [-]
done.
#171 - steam is giving me too many skeletors to choose from, please h… 12/18/2014 on skeletorexplains's profile 0

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#8 - avocadomessiah (10/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#5 - billybeee ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
hey go suck a ****
#10 to #5 - billybeee ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
why did I say these mean things to you
User avatar #4 to #3 - avocadomessiah (06/21/2014) [-]
thanks, but does it have tumors?
#7 to #4 - jackmanagan (09/07/2014) [-]
For the 100th time. Engineer TOLD me to teleport bread he wanted me too
#1 - moarfumms (03/20/2014) [-]
****** faggot poser
#2 to #1 - bluefummer (04/28/2014) [-]
he's a level zero nobody
what did you expect?
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