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avocadomessiah

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Steam Profile: GoobsLife
Consoles Owned: PC rasta chase
Video Games Played: Dota 2, LoL, World of Warcraft, Diablo 3, Dark Souls 2
X-box Gamertag: lmao
PSN: i ain't a scrub
Interests: avocado, microsoft powerpoint, writing, roleplay
Date Signed Up:2/18/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Yourmomshouse
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Content Views:80663
Times Content Favorited:93 times
Total Comments Made:1372
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Favorite Tags: avocado (7) | powerpoint (7) | obama (3) | fuck (2) | is (2) | Microsoft (2) | please (2) | requested (2) | shit (2)
I closed my eyes and opened them and there was an avocado there and boy did I shit myself.

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#75 - kiaserzerg (12/12/2015) [-]
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#666 - utburd (12/11/2015) [-]
I like to use acne as cum targets.
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User avatar #16 - avocadomessiah (01/05/2015) [-]
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if you're gonna add me on steam, at least notify me so i don't think you're a scam man
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User avatar #24 - avocadomessiah (04/08/2015) [-]
===✈ ▐▐

for later use. allahu ackbar, my friends
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User avatar #25 to #24 - avocadomessiah (04/10/2015) [-]
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#22 - warcraftorc (04/08/2015) [-]
Welcome to the Horde
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#23 to #22 - avocadomessiah (04/08/2015) [-]
i've been in the horde, you just never saw me
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#18 - anon (02/06/2015) [-]
I hear there's a cure for autism coming out. Glad people like you are getting help.
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User avatar #13 - avocadomessiah (12/29/2014) [-]
**avocadomessiah used "*roll cah question*"**
**avocadomessiah rolls A _ a day keeps the _ away.**
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User avatar #14 to #13 - avocadomessiah (12/29/2014) [-]
**avocadomessiah used "*roll cah answer*"**
**avocadomessiah rolls Running naked through a mall, pissing and ******** everywhere.**
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User avatar #11 - billybeee (12/29/2014) [-]
hey wanna suck a **** with me
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User avatar #12 to #11 - avocadomessiah (12/29/2014) [-]
not now son
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User avatar #5 - billybeee (08/06/2014) [-]
hey go suck a ****
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User avatar #10 to #5 - billybeee (12/14/2014) [-]
why did I say these mean things to you
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#3 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #3 - avocadomessiah (06/21/2014) [-]
thanks, but does it have tumors?
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#7 to #4 - jackmanagan ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
For the 100th time. Engineer TOLD me to teleport bread he wanted me too
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#1 - moarfumms (03/20/2014) [-]
****** faggot poser
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#2 to #1 - bluefummer (04/28/2014) [-]
he's a level zero nobody
what did you expect?
 
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