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|#105 - Sounds similar to what I had happen to me. Girlfriend wise, I … [+] (1 new reply)||09/10/2013 on your suicide||+3|
#199 - carlonord (09/10/2013) [-]
My ex was actually a lot like that... She'd try to guilt me into a lot, and she was never able to be pleased. We dated for a year and one month, and knew each other for 7 months before that. The fact that she changed like that just because we were together made me believe it was my fault.
She used to tell me that I raped her for things she consented to, that I treated her like dirt, and that she was nothing but nice to me. She told me that if I so much as spoke sternly to her, she'd feel threatened and start to cry, which she did cry. She told me if I grabbed her arm too tight it was abuse. It got to the point where if I didn't carry everything for her, and carry HER, then I was being a terrible boyfriend. Her reason for me having to do all this was because I abused her, and because she felt threatened by me raping her... And i was stupid enough to believe her. She sometimes kick me straight in the crotch, most times on accident, and she'd just leave the room till I got up by myself, very rarely would she stay nearby where she can be seen, and even rarer would she act like she cared.
Ironically, she'd hit, kick, slap, punch and even bite me. She even let her friends hit me, her excuse was that I deserved it. She stopped calling me by name by our 9th month, by then she just referred to me as "It". It wasn't all bad, sometimes she was nice, but there was a hell of a lot of crap. My ENTIRE family was completely against her, they told me I didn't see what she was doing to me, and I ignored them.
She's now off with that guy that she thinks is so perfect, and yet she's still trying to be friendly with me, so I can carry her stuff. She tries to be my girlfriend still, without kissing me. It's actually a bit funny, cause not a single person I know, and even people I'm meeting that know this boy, think that they'll last very long, and she's not helping that either. I can tell you I'm not wasting my time there again, not when I'm treated so terribly.
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