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Date Signed Up:1/08/2012
Last Login:12/18/2014
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#3 - What the **** brah? 03/14/2014 on olaf -2
#39 - Always happens Always someone who points out its a repost… 03/14/2014 on aegis system +9
#68 - Sweet Jesus 03/14/2014 on third time this week +4
#38 - What I read on imgur from a user for this referring to the sit… 03/14/2014 on Real Talk 0
#5 - Picture 03/08/2014 on Why I dont make OC +1
#28 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2014 on so admin i heard you were... +5
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User avatar #32 - mitchmack (03/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #49 - mrturferpop (03/08/2014) [-]
Was that a penis?
User avatar #51 - mitchmack (03/08/2014) [-]
it was admins arm, but part of it looked like a penis.. so i outlined it with paint.
how dirty of me!
#7 - Hfw it keeps happening 03/08/2014 on A hedgehog 0
#18 - Not the first time he has appeared in private situations 03/04/2014 on Am i getting banned? +1
#62 - Picture 02/17/2014 on back +2
#8 - Gru, those hopes and dreams are gone now  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Despicable Me +9
User avatar #20 - uploaderdeleted (01/29/2014) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #31 - schneidend (01/29/2014) [-]
aznzeus is correct.
User avatar #35 - aznzeus (01/30/2014) [-]
sniff my second mention in the history of this site im so happy
User avatar #30 - aznzeus (01/29/2014) [-]
planet hulk i believe
#15 - Sweet mother of god it wont be the Bee's 01/29/2014 on already know where this is... 0
#147 - I felt the same thing 01/10/2014 on My first OC +1
#158 - Did this in a tiny town in Australia. My god we drew them so much 10/29/2013 on S +1
#38 - Picture 10/27/2013 on Termination Positivity 0
#80 - Picture 10/13/2013 on Very true +8
#5 - Happy birthday  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on coookiecrisp's profile 0
User avatar #7 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
Thank you!
#62 - Beautiful Dota 09/23/2013 on How it feels to write after... 0
#26 - Picture 09/22/2013 on I Would Tell A Joke... 0
#391 - The **** you around for, scuttle away under a bri… 09/22/2013 on Scumbag mehn 0
#59 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2013 on owned 0
#60 - felixjarl (09/13/2013) [-]
#486 - We believe this scrapped together vehicle will work. It does. Orks 09/13/2013 on Humans are badass +1
#37 - Jesus christ 09/12/2013 on tumb1r 0
#105 - Sounds similar to what I had happen to me. Girlfriend wise, I …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on your suicide +3
User avatar #199 - carlonord (09/10/2013) [-]
My ex was actually a lot like that... She'd try to guilt me into a lot, and she was never able to be pleased. We dated for a year and one month, and knew each other for 7 months before that. The fact that she changed like that just because we were together made me believe it was my fault.

She used to tell me that I raped her for things she consented to, that I treated her like dirt, and that she was nothing but nice to me. She told me that if I so much as spoke sternly to her, she'd feel threatened and start to cry, which she did cry. She told me if I grabbed her arm too tight it was abuse. It got to the point where if I didn't carry everything for her, and carry HER, then I was being a terrible boyfriend. Her reason for me having to do all this was because I abused her, and because she felt threatened by me raping her... And i was stupid enough to believe her. She sometimes kick me straight in the crotch, most times on accident, and she'd just leave the room till I got up by myself, very rarely would she stay nearby where she can be seen, and even rarer would she act like she cared.

Ironically, she'd hit, kick, slap, punch and even bite me. She even let her friends hit me, her excuse was that I deserved it. She stopped calling me by name by our 9th month, by then she just referred to me as "It". It wasn't all bad, sometimes she was nice, but there was a hell of a lot of crap. My ENTIRE family was completely against her, they told me I didn't see what she was doing to me, and I ignored them.

She's now off with that guy that she thinks is so perfect, and yet she's still trying to be friendly with me, so I can carry her stuff. She tries to be my girlfriend still, without kissing me. It's actually a bit funny, cause not a single person I know, and even people I'm meeting that know this boy, think that they'll last very long, and she's not helping that either. I can tell you I'm not wasting my time there again, not when I'm treated so terribly.
#194 - Crystal Maiden is one of my favorite supports. But it also inc… 09/05/2013 on Dota 2 in a nutshell 0
#117 - Great picture of Axe 09/04/2013 on Dota 2 Ability Icons China... 0
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#1 - redfummer (04/04/2014) [-]
please go choke to death on something
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