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#93 - Enjoy the sea mate? Go down with your ship if you are sunk. Sa…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Hey Hey +5
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#95 - vanoreo (01/21/2013) [-]
I'm fucking adoring the attention.
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#255 - Picture 01/18/2013 on Oh Obama +3
#49 - You're amazing 01/10/2013 on German's guide to Minecraft +2
#12 - Green is best. 01/09/2013 on Star Wars +1
#92 - What...don't judge...its exhausting 12/23/2012 on I am Facebook +1
#265 - Think f human biology and reproduction. You'll have the answer 12/14/2012 on ““““feels +4
#84 - Dear god FJ thumbing her won't make her have sex with you 12/12/2012 on Happily Protected +27
#66 - God dammit FJ that is possibly 5% nipple or less you see and i… 12/12/2012 on First nipple problems +7
#38 - How normal people under the real of the Imperium face hardship…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2012 on The Invader 0
#50 - ompalomper (12/11/2012) [-]
and this how those space marines where betrayed by their own brothers in arms, how the "loyalists" slaughtered their people and burned their home worlds. how your father mocks you and makes you the laughing stock of all your brothers while he destroys your lifes work in front of your eyes. and when you realize that you have been following a soulless tyrant who would burn the galaxy to fit his desire you are the heretic. you get called a traitor who deserves death for you wished for a end to the meaningless bloodshed. and when you try to right this horrible wrong that you have helped create you see how the people you put your trust in to make the universe has turned to powers they can not control to win. how they have turned int monsters like those you wanted to stop. and as you stand and watch as your lost brethren kills and are killed by the brothers that abandoned you you hear a voice. the voice says it can take the pain, sorrow and hopelessness away. one of your lost brethren 's limbs are blown apart by a terminator and another takes revenge with a point-blank meltagun shot. yes, anything is better then this pain.
#403 - I was so happy this morning... Oh Stan 12/06/2012 on Humanity... +2