Now that you mention that great tank, allow me to bring up an even bigger tank. The BANEBLADE. Just the stock version of the beast has a 10 inch template when you fire the main gun. If that's not enough, there's a bigger brother known as the Stormsword. Long story short: Titan killer. That right there can be even scarier than Commissar Yarrick. (Don't tell him I said that.)

You see this phallus on tank treads? This is a Basilisk. These powerful bastards have so much range you could shell the table across the room playing Pathfinder. If you need any other reason to consider the Imperial Guard, You might as well just pick up FATAL so you can roll for your anal circumference, cause this thing is going to rip you a new one .

Expanding anal circumference is also a job for the Leman Russ. The most versatile and beautiful tank in all of the Imperium. Not just one kind, just just 5 kinds there are simply to many variants of this tank. This tank is the pride of the guard and the bane of its enemies.

Now that you mention that great tank, allow me to bring up an even bigger tank. The BANEBLADE. Just the stock version of the beast has a 10 inch template when you fire the main gun. If that's not enough, there's a bigger brother known as the Stormsword. Long story short: Titan killer. That right there can be even scarier than Commissar Yarrick. (Don't tell him I said that.)

I'm fucking adoring the attention.

More like attention whoring.

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