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avanger

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: avangerr
Interests: Water
Date Signed Up:5/25/2011
Last Login:7/07/2015
Location:Turkey
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    You can't buy water with money.. Uhmmm.. You can't buy water with money.....
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#1 - First 07/03/2015 on zimmeristheman's profile 0
#3 - What the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did you just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) say … 06/30/2015 on Origami for beginners 0
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#149 - If anybody wants to play with me, you can add so i can… 05/08/2015 on Dota comp of dota things +2
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#51 - is the picture relevant because thats from the topkapi palace …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +9
#129 - ranoche (04/28/2015) [-]
I guess whoever made the article I read was too lazy to find an actual picture and just stole that one which is for a collection of Stephan the Great.
here's a picture from the leeuwarden museum
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[ 102 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #133 - norkasthesecond (04/13/2015) [-]
stickied by avanger
some say he still roams the net, bringing the wonders of hydration to the poor, dehydrated denizens of the internet
#11 - anon (06/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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you are super cute. I want the d
User avatar #129 - frostyfrosty (03/05/2015) [-]
Hey man, do you live in Perth? Pretty sure i saw you at Perth station like a week ago ahah
User avatar #130 to #129 - avanger (03/05/2015) [-]
I'm not that guy but i heard he is from australia also i live in Turkey.
User avatar #131 to #130 - frostyfrosty (03/06/2015) [-]
**** ahaha does that guy have a FJ account?
User avatar #132 to #131 - avanger (03/06/2015) [-]
probably not
User avatar #127 - mvtjets ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
You can hydrate my fluids any day.
#126 - anon (01/21/2015) [-]
3 more days, 3 more days and I can go back to Funnyjunk and drinking water all day everyday.
Can you feel it? Can you feel the water flowing through your body? Feels good, doesn't it.
I really hope that I can actually start hailing hydration more without beating my ass off on studies.
Anyway, for a random fact now we have: There are two most filthy countries in this world, Poland and Russia, why, you ask? Because they drink vodka, also known as FAKE WATER. People say that vodka is like better water, but little do they know that they are wrong. If you see a person drink vodka, punch it out of his/her hands and a barrel of water to feast on.

Best regards, sorry for such a short post, drink more water.
#124 - anon (01/14/2015) [-]
Life's hard, gotta study everyday until I'm almost dead.
Working all day, working all night, but for what, you may ask?
And I respond, I respond with the best reason of them all, to get a water studies degree.
Soon, my friend, soon I will be able to go back to my easy life, drinking water all day, spreading the truth to others, living THE life.

But today is different, today I ask you, the greatest Hydrated One, to tell me... what's new and how are you doing?

Best regards, drink more water.
It's kind of late atm and I can't go on FJ or PC that much nowadays, I'd photoshop some pics for you but now I am too lazy to do it, so here, have a picture of the greatest fruit/whatever of them all, a WATERmelon.
User avatar #125 to #124 - avanger (01/14/2015) [-]
I really like your comments atm, and today i finished my last final exam so it feels really good and thanks for asking
#123 - anon (01/10/2015) [-]
Hey, it's me again, now I come with few facts.
You see, people say that 100% people who drink water die, yes? But look at this, a person who isn't hydrated dies in around 8 days.
Now let's say a baby is born fully hydrated, we won't count the 9 months. It would experience only around 8 days of its life.
Now the average life in Europe lasts around 77.7 years. (if the baby doesn't die) That's around 28361 days.
Now if we put 2 and 2 together we get that drinking water improves your life expectancy 3545 times.

Best regards, drink more water.
#121 - anon (01/09/2015) [-]
I uh... took a break from PC and stuff.
I saw a person in the street who hadn't drunk any water for 3 days straight, I've thought that he was too poor to afford water, but it turns out that he likes to drink vodka (fake water) instead of water.
He put me in coma, I almost got dehydrated during that time.
It was hard for me to get hydrated again.
Life's tough, drinking 24/24.
Anyway, I've connected myself to the machine I've built. It takes water from the local reserve so I can actually get some sleep while staying hydrated.

Best regards, drink more water.
#122 to #121 - avanger (01/09/2015) [-]
I was waiting
#118 - anon (01/03/2015) [-]
So here I am, drinking water, photoshopping water and thinking about water and then I realise... I forgot to leave something here for you.   
I am aware that someone as great as you doesn't need to be lectured about water and how good it is, so here, have this.  I've spent too much time on this single gif, I'll stick to pictures in the future.    
   
Hail Hydra!   
Best regards, drink more water.   
 You really like sticking my comments, huh.
So here I am, drinking water, photoshopping water and thinking about water and then I realise... I forgot to leave something here for you.
I am aware that someone as great as you doesn't need to be lectured about water and how good it is, so here, have this. I've spent too much time on this single gif, I'll stick to pictures in the future.

Hail Hydra!
Best regards, drink more water.
You really like sticking my comments, huh.
#120 to #118 - avanger (01/04/2015) [-]
sticky sticky
sticky sticky
#117 - anon (01/02/2015) [-]
O' great water drinker, answer me this, how does one spend 2398 hours on Dota 2 and keeps chugging water all the way through?
Personally I find it very hard to do something while drinking water, I guess experience will come as time passes.
I really hope that you teach those fools in Dota that you should drink water even when playing games.

Best regards, drink more water.
Watch out for morphlings inside water bottles.
#115 - anon (12/30/2014) [-]
Your Steam link is broken, it redirects me to nowhereee. Fix that, I want to stalk you.
User avatar #116 to #115 - avanger (12/30/2014) [-]
It's done m8.
#114 - anon (12/30/2014) [-]
Everyday I walk in the streets and see these milkdrinkers...
It's really hard to tolerate such actions, how DARE they corrupt the holy water?
Don't they know that water is better than every other substance on planet Earth solely by itself? Not even juice or vodka or beer or anything is equal to the power of water, they're not even close.
Only thing that is good to drink is water. (Sometimes with a little bit of spice so the water becomes superwater aka mineral water)

Best regards, drink more water and spread the word.
I actually have an account but I'd like to keep posting as an anon, maybe someday I'll reveal myself when I am better well known.
#113 - anon (12/29/2014) [-]
That random anon here, today I want to talk about how water is important for us to stay alive.
I once knew an infidel who didn't drink water, guess what?
He DIED.
This is mere proof that water is the most important thing in our lives and that we must consume it every day, every night, every hour, every minute and even every second.

Best regards, drink more water.
#111 - anon (12/27/2014) [-]
***** , this be a ***** , random ***** , friend of ************ ****** ( ********** now), I here bring you this picture of best mineral water Vytautas (like water, but better) for the right to leave a comment here everyday concerning water and cepelinai.
Do we have a deal?
#112 to #111 - avanger (12/28/2014) [-]
We have a deal *******
User avatar #101 - avanger (12/14/2014) [-]
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#98 - Viceroy (12/10/2014) [-]
Oops
#92 - intenso (12/03/2014) [-]
**intenso rolled image**   
   
be my friend or else ill make all your waters taste salty
**intenso rolled image**

be my friend or else ill make all your waters taste salty
#94 to #93 - intenso (12/03/2014) [-]
it says gif but it isn't a gif. r u trying to have a giggle with me m80?
User avatar #85 - qazlord ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
Youre that "stay hydrated" guy, right?
wasnt loged in on my main so i had to recomment
User avatar #86 to #85 - avanger (11/19/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #87 to #86 - qazlord ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
cool, ive been looking for you basically after you got famous, but i couldnt find you.
basically you actually got me to want to be more hydrated all the time.
User avatar #88 to #87 - avanger (11/20/2014) [-]
well get hydrated for real water is really good for you (for your skin and organs it makes you very healthy) but don't drink too much.
#119 to #88 - anon (01/03/2015) [-]
Sensei, what the 			****		.   
You can never drink too much water.
Sensei, what the **** .
You can never drink too much water.
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