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#4299 - **austinzelfel rolled image ** 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#29 - pandemic 2.... ugg 11/25/2013 on The Problem With Disease... 0
#8 - when over taking, you are not suppose to exceed the speed limit.  [+] (18 new replies) 11/07/2013 on What seems to be the... +7
#55 - twentyten (11/07/2013) [-]
Well people are suppose to go at the speed limit are they not? If that's the case, how can anyone overtake anyone else without passing the speed limit?
#58 - anonymous (11/07/2013) [-]
speed limit is (like the name already implies) just the LIMIT... limit means top, it means you can go slower but not faster
#60 - twentyten (11/07/2013) [-]
And most people go a little over that speed limit anyways. But what's the point of a passing lane if I can't even go 5 miles above that limit just to pass someone?
User avatar #65 - grimsho (11/07/2013) [-]
The only reason you should ever pass someone is if they are going significantly under the limit and are impeding other vehicles, ie: you. There is no legal reason to pass someone going the speed limit.
#70 - twentyten (11/07/2013) [-]
Well cops can pull you over for not passing any car while being on a passing lane. What it seems like is the passing lane is only for passing, and nothing else? kind of a waste of a lane though.
User avatar #73 - grimsho (11/08/2013) [-]
It's not a lane just for passing, I really doubt that those exist anywhere in the world... when you pass a car you move over into the other lane, where traffic is coming in the opposite direction from, which is why the dotted lines exist: to show where it is safe to pass someone, because the road allows you to see far ahead enough to know if there are no cars coming toward you, therefore meaning you can pass.
#75 - twentyten (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm talking about passing lanes on highways.
#71 - anonymous (11/07/2013) [-]
what passing lane you talking about? the other lane was the opposite one... gonna guess you don't have a driving license yet or if you do, you shouldn't have one
#74 - twentyten (11/08/2013) [-]
You ever driven on a 2 lane highway? The leftmost lane is usually the passing lane.
#76 - anonymous (11/08/2013) [-]
2 lane in one direction or 2 lane in total? if the latter then no, i never drove on a highway like that.

the road in the gif has 2 lanes in TOTAL, there is no passing lane
#77 - twentyten (11/08/2013) [-]
2 lanes in one direction. The left lane is usually passing lane. I know the road in the gif has to lanes going in opposite direction. I guess I wasn't specific, but I'm talking about the passing lanes on highways.
#78 - anonymous (11/08/2013) [-]
and why exactly? no one brought it up (well.. you) and it supposed to be about the gif, right?

why did you bring that up when it has nothing to do with anything
#79 - twentyten (11/08/2013) [-]
Because the original comment said not to go over the speed limit when overtaking. It also applies in passing lanes as well as the situation in this gif.
#80 - anonymous (11/08/2013) [-]
you can by 10%
#81 - twentyten (11/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, are you the same anon who said the 10% in the other comment? You mention it applies in EU and other countries anyways, but what about the US?
#63 - anonymous (11/07/2013) [-]
in most countries they let you to over the speed limit by 10% (in eu anyway)

why would you pass someone who is already going the speed limit anyway? and you can pass others that go slower
#46 - anonymous (11/07/2013) [-]
Yes you can you silly goose.
#25 - theXsjados (11/07/2013) [-]
I think that this is what it's really all about.
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#4 - melolsoohard (03/30/2012) [-]
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #140 at there is no God ** theres math in this shit
#6 - melolsoohard (03/30/2012) [-]
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #498 at footprints ** holy fuck rolled a guy with a pig head on his dick, and no i said theres math in this shit, fuck science
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