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austinrocket

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NEVER sneeze while brushing your teeth. My fucking nose is minty fresh. also messycomment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: Austinrocket8
Steam Profile: Austinrocket8
Consoles Owned: Xbox (Original), Xbox 360, Xbox One, Wii, PlayStation 2, 3DS
Video Games Played: Halo, DotA 2, Gmod, Destiny, ESO, Skyrim, Pokemon, Borderlands, COD (just barely)
X-box Gamertag: Austinrocket8
Interests: Video Games, Food, Funny Junk, Anime, Rooster Teeth
Date Signed Up:2/03/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Georgia
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Ummm, not really sure what to put here. I kind of just put all of that on interests. My jokes are bad.

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#17 - please don't be a cringe fest PLEASE 12/26/2015 on Chimichanga +1
#15 - they look like my avatar and I wasn't even trying to make it l… 12/26/2015 on >tfw you flawless the x-com... 0
#17 - nice dwarf roll 12/26/2015 on butt stuff +1
#27 - stopping on hills.  [+] (34 new replies) 12/26/2015 on 3 pedals -13
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#51 - testaburger (12/26/2015) [-]
Really only a problem if you're a pleb-tier driver
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#29 - tenfinnvo (12/26/2015) [-]
Handbrake and gentle clutching.
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#81 - enlightednatzie (12/26/2015) [-]
Gentle? I fucking smash the gas pedal to start from a hill. Fucking hate that shit brah.
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#110 - tenfinnvo (12/26/2015) [-]
Handbrake is on, floor the clutch, floor the gas, gently release the clutch until the car's nose goes up a bit, release the handbrake. The car goes forward.
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#56 - erotictentacle (12/26/2015) [-]
Using the handbrake to start driving uphill, eh?
So you like easy mode, don't ya?
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#66 - sumerfag (12/26/2015) [-]
some of us don't want to roll back 10 feet before going forward
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#115 - indalx (12/26/2015) [-]
Learn to drive then,its simple
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#96 - testaburger (12/26/2015) [-]
Keep the clutch at the point where you don't roll either direction, right foot ready on the speeder so you're ready to go.
It's not rocket science.
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#100 - sumerfag (12/26/2015) [-]
If it's a small hill I always just gave it a bit more gas and if it's a big hill i'd use the hand brake and push the accelerator and then once my RPMS were nice and high and let go of the brake and let the clutch out
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#103 - testaburger (12/26/2015) [-]
That seems needlessly complicated.
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#104 - sumerfag (12/26/2015) [-]
well I'm an Ameircan, we aren't very good at driving stick
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#132 - lilRican (12/26/2015) [-]
Speak for yourself
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#105 - testaburger (12/26/2015) [-]
I suppose that makes sense.
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#80 - matakeshi (12/26/2015) [-]
Here driving instructors never teach to use hand brake, you just hold brake pedal with your right foot, release clutch just enough to feel some traction, release brake and accelerate, thats it. It sounds more complicated than it actually is. It might be hard to do if youre a new driver but once you get it its fantastic
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#176 - thenippyone (01/05/2016) [-]
I just release the brake and gun it, but your way sounds safer in tight situations
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#177 - matakeshi (01/05/2016) [-]
I do the same, but wouldnt recommend to new drivers, they would probably go out with the engine, if this would happen in a road cross, it would be really bad
#155 - satanasaurus (12/26/2015) [-]
Where I live (Romania) we are taught both methods. Though, i do think brake pedal is the better one.
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#145 - GmCity (12/26/2015) [-]
Doesn't work if your driving a weak petrol. Diesel handles it fine though.
#160 - firesky (12/26/2015) [-]
I drive a 75 PS (74 bhp) 1,1 litre petrol.
Living in a pre-alpine region I never had a problem with that method.
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#171 - GmCity (12/27/2015) [-]
Yeah you'll be fine from around a 0.8 upwards, but in the city I'm starting to see more and more that are 0.6 or lower. Fine until you get to a hill and then you get stuck behind the struggling fucker.
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#82 - sumerfag (12/26/2015) [-]
Driving instructors don't teach manual where I live, you need to find someone else who knows how to if you want to learn
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#154 - mazvaddox (12/26/2015) [-]
I taught myself.
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#84 - matakeshi (12/26/2015) [-]
weird, in my country you must learn manual in order to get a standard licence, if you drive only autos youll get a specific driving licence with limitations
#161 - firesky (12/27/2015) [-]
Same goes for Austria
#116 - ukulisti (12/26/2015) [-]
Same in Finland.
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#101 - sumerfag (12/26/2015) [-]
in my country almost nobody drives manual
#130 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
what country would that be, jesus christ are you all handicapped?
#131 - sumerfag (12/26/2015) [-]
#138 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
absolutely not everyone is driving autos, theres loads of people who drive manuals, he either lives in handicapped part of USA or lies
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#153 - sumerfag (12/26/2015) [-]
only 7% of Americans know how to drive stick
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#147 - yunoavailable (12/26/2015) [-]
eh, I live in Indiana and I would estimate 95% of the vehicles I see on the road are automatics. maybe if you live in the south or something this is different but essentially all cars, nearly all SUV's, and even most trucks are automatic in the USA
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#68 - erotictentacle (12/26/2015) [-]
Thats if you suck, the regular brake will do just fine
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#69 - sumerfag (12/26/2015) [-]
how do you suppose I use the clutch, the break, and the throttle at the same time
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#70 - erotictentacle (12/26/2015) [-]
you don't.
You brake, you let go of the throttle just enough, then you switch from the break quickly to the throttle, its not rocket science.....
#11145025 - told ya 12/26/2015 on Happy little board 0
#68 - >Squirrelkin >paw/paws/pawself >writes in I/m…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on Vegan Trans-species... +2
#81 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
While I in no way support the idiocy of "RESPECT MY OWN PERSONAL PRONOUNS YOU SHITLORD," I will say that, from my understanding, they're meant to replace third-person stuff, not first-person (i.e. not I/me/myself, but she/her/herself). Shit's still retarded, though.
#1 - Normally I would just ask the autism board instead of making a…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2015 on looking for a webm 0
#2 - linkgamer (12/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, I don't post much so I didn't know.
Going to find my way there now, thanks
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#3 - dreygur (12/26/2015) [-]
Autism or backroom, places where nothing and everything is related.
#30 - Apparently everyone in my family thought I needed new pajama p… 12/26/2015 on Anon gets Legos for Christmas 0
#29 - they were completely erect or at least mine were  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on Anon gets Legos for Christmas +12
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#66 - scandalouszander (12/26/2015) [-]
#28 - >got Vaders tie fighter >looksawesome.png >ga…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Anon gets Legos for Christmas +43
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#86 - infedel (12/26/2015) [-]
i got the Millennium Falcon model a while ago and i understand your pain. Took me hours to build it, and my fingers where numb by the end, but I'm damn proud of it.
#75 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Got the same model. Let us know how it goes, I'm having problems...
#48 - monkeythefrog (12/26/2015) [-]
Same boat man. I bought the AT-AT and R2-D2 and those fuckers are like 9 dollars a piece. I fucked up half way through both of them and gave up. R2's head is sitting on my desk.
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#2478 - I don't know what I won, but if there are any left over or unc… 12/25/2015 on A very special giveaway 0
#2474 - I actually won something for once! I have no Idea what Tinboy … 12/25/2015 on A very special giveaway 0
#23 - I like this image because no one else uses it to congratulate … 12/25/2015 on When persuasion fails... +43
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#59 - the stick stick win every time 12/25/2015 on Traitors +1
#2 - This is on my wishlist and I was thinking about getting it! … 12/25/2015 on Christmas Giveaway 0
#57 - ROT ARO O T A R O 12/25/2015 on Encountering two traitors... +1
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#67 - FIDDY 12/24/2015 on Impressive 0
#1321 - Have some funny, friend 12/24/2015 on A very special giveaway 0
#5 - >ragecomics >the current year 12/24/2015 on 2012 called 0
#30 - looks like Kojima 12/24/2015 on Let's Dance Boys +13
#286 - Ayyyyy congrats! 12/24/2015 on FJ Funds A Game - Who's... +1

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