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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:4/19/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#865
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 42280 total,  51470 ,  9190
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 73.1% (731/1000)
Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12957
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:7914
FJ Points:33614

latest user's comments

#62 - I wouldn't really know, since I don't follow american wrestlin…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on She wants it. She really... 0
User avatar #63 - meebobear (09/05/2014) [-]
Never noticed his thong either
#60 - He is.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on She wants it. She really... +1
User avatar #61 - lexxy (09/05/2014) [-]
I just looked him up and he grew up 10 minutes away from me eyy
#64 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
Tread in his footsteps.
#21 - To draw dicks on everything in an inherent part of the male childhood. 09/05/2014 on obsession +8
#26 - Picture 09/05/2014 on It's Time +3
#25 - Agreed. Or near hits. 09/05/2014 on My fucking heart after... 0
#53 - Not with that mentality 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad +16
#17 - This is emotional blackmail. 09/05/2014 on Cat people 0
#50 - That only reminds me of sex even more. 09/05/2014 on She wants it. She really... +15
#118 - If think you'll find that for the biggest part it's about doin… 09/05/2014 on Absolutely halal 0
#23 - This isn't the time to be funny. School shootings are… 09/05/2014 on It's Time -3
#25 - I was kidding. (I'm not a pacifist) 09/05/2014 on 'Cause to lose all my senses -1
#21 - Back to school: American edition.  [+] (9 new replies) 09/05/2014 on It's Time +23
#34 - levvy (09/05/2014) [-]
All I see is a bunch of Jamming peaces of shit...

Why are they made of plastic?

You don't have enough of plastic on you iPhone?

What happened to good American guns for killing Nazis?

No Thompson? M-1 Garand? No M1918?
#25 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm about 98% sure those are airsoft guns. Most rifles don't come with those kinds of optics mounted. Regardless, I think it's stupid school shootings are now "an American thing." What kinda shit is that? People go bat-shit insane everywhere. Doesn't matter what they use to GO bat-shit insane People are killed more often with blunt objects than rifles like that

Sick of seeing this crap, man. /endrant.
User avatar #44 - rplix (09/05/2014) [-]
This picture may be of airsoft guns, but they don't have an orange barrel tip so it can't be in the US.
#31 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
No you're wrong because it's insanely easier to point a gun at someone and turn them into a corpse. Like 0 effort and you can not be stopped or overwhelmed. For example yo can grab a kitchen knife or a baseball bat. Each swing require a precise coordination, strength and knowledge of human anatomy in order to seriously injure somebody. And while trying to pull that off also dodge some random people coming at you. No, no guns are simple and efective, it doesn't matter where you get shot you will also get stunned and people around you without proper training will crap their pants. If you want to do some school killing spree america is best country for you.

tldr: u're wrong.
User avatar #57 - youngsandwich (09/05/2014) [-]
"doesn't matter where you get shot" Im pretty sure hitting someone in the chest where most vital organs are is more effective then getting shot in the pinky. Sure guns are more effective but you got to have some sort of knowledge about how to operate the gun AND the human anatomy.
#26 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
#24 - kaboomz (09/05/2014) [-]
those guns are pretty fucking cool
#22 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
can't you say something original and funny for once? you're boring.
#23 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
This isn't the time to be funny.

School shootings are no laughing matter.
#23 - I'm pacifist but I'm sure I would've made an exception if you …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2014 on 'Cause to lose all my senses -1
User avatar #30 - venomousvalentine (09/05/2014) [-]
wow rude.
#31 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm sorry but that was just textbook cringe taken to the next level.
User avatar #32 - venomousvalentine (09/05/2014) [-]
If that's all it takes to make you cringe, life must be hard for you.
#33 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
Actually I hardly ever see or hear anything that makes me cringe.
#24 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
So you'd beat your daughter just for a slightly offensive humorous text? Go see a shrink, we don't need anymore borderlines in this society
#25 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
I was kidding. (I'm not a pacifist)
#25 - wot did you say to me?! com out you little *****…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on baby puffer fish are so... +3
#41 - foxranger (09/05/2014) [-]
#26 - RidingMyPimpmobile (09/05/2014) [-]
#77 - Imagine the number of babies it could feed. 09/05/2014 on The Fappening +1
#30 - In holland we do eat eats and drink drinks. 09/05/2014 on Food your Food in Germany :D +3
#49 - I'd **** in the trunk. 09/05/2014 on Majestic poop 0
#42 - Imagine if that actually fell on someone. 09/05/2014 on huehue 0
#41 - Comment deleted 09/05/2014 on huehue 0
#37 - The face is a dead give away that he isn't nearly around the p… 09/05/2014 on You're under arrest.. 0
#101 - This has some sense of beauty to it, their logic is collapsing… 09/05/2014 on Burned 0
#35 - Look again, but this time with your head out of your ass.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on You're under arrest.. 0
#36 - lolis (09/05/2014) [-]
He doesn't look like he has more than 15-20% body fat. I guess if you're using the extremely small bike that he is on as a comparison to his size, i could see how you would be so wrong.
#37 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
The face is a dead give away that he isn't nearly around the percentage you're talking about.

This is not a face of someone with 15-20 % bodyfat.
#33 - That'd kind of odd, I didn't know bulletproof vests increased …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2014 on You're under arrest.. 0
#34 - lolis (09/05/2014) [-]
That's odd, i didn't see any excessive body fat on any part of his body.
#35 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
Look again, but this time with your head out of your ass.
#36 - lolis (09/05/2014) [-]
He doesn't look like he has more than 15-20% body fat. I guess if you're using the extremely small bike that he is on as a comparison to his size, i could see how you would be so wrong.
#37 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
The face is a dead give away that he isn't nearly around the percentage you're talking about.

This is not a face of someone with 15-20 % bodyfat.
#67 - Well thank God they didn't make it in chronological order then. 09/05/2014 on an alternate ending -1
#16 - People are joking about microwaves and ovens in the comment se… 09/05/2014 on Fight malware, adware,... -1

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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