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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:5/28/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#457
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 44977 total,  54370 ,  9393
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 65% (650/1000)
Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12978
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8256
FJ Points:35533

latest user's comments

#20 - Agreed. But we need a minimum for deadlifts, benches,… 05/06/2015 on Beauty -4
#29 - **auryn rolled user testaburger ** 05/06/2015 on SM 4 +1
#26 - I don't 05/06/2015 on Introducing someone to the... +1
#18 - Picture 05/05/2015 on Rebel Wilson +54
#15 - who the **** is this wizard and where do all these monk…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on ****ing Wizards 0
User avatar #16 - motherfuckingkenji (05/05/2015) [-]
A real swell fella and from their temple, presumably.
Everyone just got really shitfaced on absinthe.
#10 - I don't understand all the fuzz about Emma Stone, she looks li…  [+] (17 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Did she +154
User avatar #100 - hankhillofthe (05/06/2015) [-]
You forget that they have 3 things in common:

They're both thick, smooth, and easy to spread.
#99 - hankhillofthe has deleted their comment.
User avatar #97 - frutus (05/06/2015) [-]
You made me laugh really loud, thank you
#90 - ciacheczko (05/06/2015) [-]
I unno, to be honest - her face pisses me off to no end. Just looks... punchable. I don't know. She looks like this typical girl in high school who as a shitton of Best Friends Forever, but backstabs every single one of them while they're not looking.

But, first of all, as a woman I'm not allowed to criticise other women because there's always a dickbag who will pull the "you're just jealous" card, even though I appreciate a fuckton of other beautiful and successful women, like Catherine Zeta Jones, or Monica Bellucci.

And second of all, just you dare to say something honest about flavour of the month girl, like Sasha Grey, and you will drown in the sea of red thumbs, because here being a fap material equals being untouchable to criticism.
User avatar #74 - runescapewasgood (05/06/2015) [-]
why is that so weirdly accurate
#62 - bleeduntildeath (05/06/2015) [-]
I am guessing more like fromunda cheese
#55 - masteropcc (05/06/2015) [-]
Emma Roberts is best Emma
#69 - flyingcube (05/06/2015) [-]
Emma Watson is best emma.
#81 - hamplanet (05/06/2015) [-]
Nice thumbnail
#40 - ZenMacros (05/06/2015) [-]
And this is somehow a bad thing?
#20 - OtisMcWonderful (05/05/2015) [-]
>implying you wouldn't fuck her jar of peanut butter
#83 - terribletim (05/06/2015) [-]
Oh look at DAT "I can't believe it's not P***** butter"
#26 - mastercolossus (05/06/2015) [-]
i wouldnt fuck her peanut butter. i would fuck her then eat the peanut butter(as long as no one else fucked it)
i fucking love peanut butter.
#21 - RageguyFuckyea (05/05/2015) [-]
I'd fuck that jar of peanut butter
User avatar #16 - crampers (05/05/2015) [-]
i fucking love peanut butter
#13 - tapeworms (05/05/2015) [-]
I like peanut butter.
#47 - unpheasantsurprise (05/06/2015) [-]
Me too.
#13 - I don't understand any of this.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2015 on ****ing Wizards 0
User avatar #14 - motherfuckingkenji (05/05/2015) [-]
Wizard creates a dimension where instead of air it's fists belonging to warrior monks.
WIzard makes underwear be a portal to this dimension that activates when he says "splendid".
Wizard has the BBEG (Big Bad Evil Guy) put them on then activates underwear.
BBEG's cock gets tenderized.
#15 - auryn (05/05/2015) [-]
who the fuck is this wizard and where do all these monks come from
User avatar #16 - motherfuckingkenji (05/05/2015) [-]
A real swell fella and from their temple, presumably.
Everyone just got really shitfaced on absinthe.
#28 - Gee, I wonder how Charlie Sheen could stay awake for 48 hours.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Movie Facts Comp 1 +76
User avatar #38 - WootBoot (05/05/2015) [-]
Well i've stayed awake for around 50 without using any drugs
User avatar #44 - cookiecoketwo (05/05/2015) [-]
And while using drugs?
User avatar #50 - WootBoot (05/05/2015) [-]
Not unless you count mountain dew and guild wars
User avatar #33 - aguycalledlee (05/05/2015) [-]
Cocainum
#16 - That's not true, the water doesn't do such things. Th… 05/05/2015 on Wut +17
#51 - that doesn't even sense 05/05/2015 on Egod 0
#50 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Catapults.…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Egod 0
User avatar #55 - banwagon (05/05/2015) [-]
sounds painful
#51 - auryn (05/05/2015) [-]
that doesn't even sense
#124 - Gently 05/05/2015 on before and after 0
#167 - Not this misleading, partial, generalizing, and simply incorre… 05/05/2015 on Good God @_@ 0
#13 - Man In Loathed Fedora 05/05/2015 on Scarlett Johansson +47
#12 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** MILF  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on Scarlett Johansson +18
#13 - auryn (05/05/2015) [-]
Man In Loathed Fedora
#4 - It's okay, a lot of people have an underdeveloped taste. 05/05/2015 on OCD friendly comp 0
#114 - Try monopoly.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on Pleb 0
User avatar #115 - mrshrapnel (05/05/2015) [-]
Did, almost killed my relationship with my family for good.
Might save it for later if i want to piss them off.
#82 - America isn't even in the top 10 countries when it comes down … 05/05/2015 on QI Comp 4 +2
#157 - The one with the dog just leaves you wondering how they found … 05/05/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#25 - No problem. I used to listen to a lot of black metal many year…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Harram 0
User avatar #26 - melwach (05/04/2015) [-]
It's similar with me, really. I can't stand many of the badly produced - err...sorry, atmospheric - bands that I liked years ago. But there are so many interesting projects with different influences or just very good song structure that keep me at it.
#21 - Speaking about post-metal, "The Ocean - Pelagial" wa…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Harram +9
User avatar #117 - ottofan (05/05/2015) [-]
I fucking love that album. I want to see them in Copenhagen, but I can't because of no money
#30 - IamPinhead (05/04/2015) [-]
The instrumental CD was fantastic. The Ocean is a highly musical band and that shows through clearly in 'Pelagial'.
User avatar #23 - melwach (05/04/2015) [-]
Hey! Always nice seeing someone with a similar taste in music.
I have a certain affinity to black metal, but I might be able to help you out. Just a start to get to know the bands:

Pelican - Forever Becoming
Omega Massif - Karpatia
Russian Circles - Memorial (darker) or Station. But I love every single album.
Tephra - Tempel
Kingdom - Hemeltraan
#25 - auryn (05/04/2015) [-]
No problem. I used to listen to a lot of black metal many years ago, and still like some of it, although I've generally grown out of it, and prefer a bit more refinement and progression. But I still definitely have an affinity with black metal too.

Thanks for the reccomendations! Very much appreciated! I will check them out.
User avatar #26 - melwach (05/04/2015) [-]
It's similar with me, really. I can't stand many of the badly produced - err...sorry, atmospheric - bands that I liked years ago. But there are so many interesting projects with different influences or just very good song structure that keep me at it.
User avatar #24 - melwach (05/04/2015) [-]
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Long Distance Calling - Sattelite Bay

Less heavy, but pretty good nontheless. Qualifies as Post-Metal in my book.
User avatar #22 - TITTYFISH (05/04/2015) [-]
That was my favorite of 2013 too! Was lucky enough to see it performed from start to finish at a tiny venue in San Diego. I really want to cover Let Them Believe with my band one day
#18 - I wouldn't call them doom though, they're post-metal / sludge.…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Harram +3
User avatar #122 - dankbowls (05/05/2015) [-]
I dunno man, have you heard the first album? Thats the only one i have so maybe their other stuff is different but id for sure call it doom. Sludgy doom.
#49 - toytruck (05/05/2015) [-]
*Reads first line* "that smug peice of sh-"
*reads second line* "phew, a very understanding smug peice of shit"

Thank you for not being a super douche about genres. That shit grinds my gears like sand in a transmission
#50 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls ******… 05/04/2015 on ever had a bad day +3
#138 - It's so me and my dad can talk in front of her without her knowing. 05/04/2015 on Eminem - Lose yourself -... 0
#14 - Google knows, your internet provider knows.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on i have seen everything +2
User avatar #48 - demcupcakes (05/04/2015) [-]
Something crazy about google knowing. dont use chrome or google if you care
User avatar #16 - TheGreatAnon (05/04/2015) [-]
True, but I pay the internet bill so there getting nothing from there.

And lets face it, Google will become the next skynet, they know everything

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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