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#2 - What is this? A post for ants?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Boku No Pico 0
User avatar #4 - thetruemexcalibur (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm on a dinky-ass laptop right now.If I can read it so can you.
#6 - auryn (07/14/2014) [-]
But that means I have to sit up straight and slighly lean forward.
User avatar #7 - thetruemexcalibur (07/14/2014) [-]
Oh god.I am so sorry.Please forgive me, for I knew not what I suggested.
#8 - auryn (07/14/2014) [-]
It's okay. We all make mistakes sometimes.
#3 - thetruemexcalibur Comment deleted by auryn
#37 - I agree Once again I'm not saying you shouldn't pract…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Why the British don't have... 0
User avatar #38 - economicfreedom (07/14/2014) [-]
Which Gun Safety Rule Is Most Important? nice vid
#15 - Probably not. In fact if I remember the original vide…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Soldier gets pounded hardcore 0
User avatar #16 - gxela (07/14/2014) [-]
he had to at least broke a rib or two..
#32 - I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety. I'm…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Why the British don't have... 0
#35 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
its just bad etiquette. makes bad habits. i used to think it wasnt a big deal either until i started going to a range and saw people with just bad habits. creates a bad vibe
#37 - auryn (07/14/2014) [-]
I agree

Once again I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety.
User avatar #38 - economicfreedom (07/14/2014) [-]
Which Gun Safety Rule Is Most Important? nice vid
#42 - **auryn rolled image ** Why isn't this real? 07/13/2014 on why aren't you? 0
#28 - I don't know why everybody is always so freaked out about look…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Why the British don't have... 0
User avatar #40 - skrimus (07/14/2014) [-]
Well, in my opinion you should never have to look through a barrel from that side, I mean it's perfectly fine to look through the bore from the other side, or I guess through the other end (if necessary) only if the gun has been checked and cleared (by you) . And in this instance it seems he was handed a gun and immediately looked down the barrel. Almost like a 3 year old would.
#31 - sytheris (07/14/2014) [-]
It's gotten people killed before. No reason to be stupid about it.
#32 - auryn (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety.

I'm just saying they're highly overreacting.

Nothing is going to happen if yóur finger isn't on the trigger, and even if it is nothing is going to happen until you pull the trigger. I think we can all agree that you've got to be a special kind of stupid to fúck that up.
#35 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
its just bad etiquette. makes bad habits. i used to think it wasnt a big deal either until i started going to a range and saw people with just bad habits. creates a bad vibe
#37 - auryn (07/14/2014) [-]
I agree

Once again I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety.
User avatar #38 - economicfreedom (07/14/2014) [-]
Which Gun Safety Rule Is Most Important? nice vid
#28 - Haha, don't worry. I know all the wordfilters. 07/13/2014 on When the acid hits in public 0
#16 - I don't remember this chapter in the bible.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2014 on 5spoopy9u +84
User avatar #43 - grandlordchicken (07/14/2014) [-]
It's right after the part where Jesus rides the dragons and punches a giant snake in half.
#23 - Spikeydeath (07/14/2014) [-]
look in job
User avatar #17 - shadowsynergy (07/13/2014) [-]
That would be because the bible is a fiction novel set in Jew land circa 7000ish years ago.
#47 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
That was some hilarious top notch comedy.
#24 - That shrooms can be more of emotional mindintense bodylove is …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2014 on When the acid hits in public 0
User avatar #27 - darksideofthebeast (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #26 - darksideofthebeast (07/13/2014) [-]
dude, the word filters my big tittied mommy has are getting annoying.
Some of my digestive end product doesn't make sense
#28 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
Haha, don't worry. I know all the wordfilters.
User avatar #25 - darksideofthebeast (07/13/2014) [-]
Nah, man. I tripped the intense bodylove out on acid, but the open eye wasn't insanely intense as shrooms.
I saw digestive end product growing, melting, shrinking, shifting and all that good stuff.
But on shrooms, everything turns into a slinky and colors fly everywhere (which on acid too) and then you're vision turns into a melting spiral.
That's more intense in visual IMO.
#22 - I doubt it was over 200-ish µg, but it was enough to make any…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/13/2014 on When the acid hits in public 0
User avatar #23 - darksideofthebeast (07/13/2014) [-]
Well, IMO shrooms are more intense.
Now hear me out, I took acid the first time and had a CRAZY trip, digestive end product melting, digestive end product looking weird, having odd thoughts, all good thoughts, happy, kinda delusional and feeling one with everything.
But shrooms man, they turned my reality into a intense bodyloveing CIRCUS and I only took 1.5 of good ones and I was withdrawing from klonopin which makes it more intense.
Acid I've done 3 times and have been really thick drops, 200-250 ug easily.
On each smartie, I tripped out hard, I'm just saying, in open eye visual mushrooms are crazier and emotionally more insane.
Acid is more closed eye visuals, geometric patterns, mathematical in a way.
you're mind tends to find patterns in everything but it also shifts those patterns.
On shrooms, those patterns shift swirls then your reality is swirling out of you're vision with melting colors of blue and red (Which actually happened to me, it was still very fun though)
But overall and in my experience, shrooms are WAY more intense in open eye and emotional levels.
User avatar #42 - huzibizi (07/13/2014) [-]
Acid makes you feel like the pilot,shrooms make you feel like the passenger. Kinda hard to explain, but you'll understand if you've tried any of the two before. I prefer acid.
#51 - lnsomniac (07/14/2014) [-]
I've only done shrooms once but I defs felt like a passenger. It was like the real me was watching through the eyes of a different, sober me who was controlling my body or something. It was defs the strangest experience of my life
User avatar #43 - darksideofthebeast (07/13/2014) [-]
I've done Acid 3 times, Shrooms once and DMT 3 times.
I agree with you.
#24 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
That shrooms can be more of emotional mindintense bodylove is common, but acid is known to be more visual than shrooms. Perhaps your overestimating the dosage of µg.
User avatar #27 - darksideofthebeast (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #26 - darksideofthebeast (07/13/2014) [-]
dude, the word filters my big tittied mommy has are getting annoying.
Some of my digestive end product doesn't make sense
#28 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
Haha, don't worry. I know all the wordfilters.
User avatar #25 - darksideofthebeast (07/13/2014) [-]
Nah, man. I tripped the intense bodylove out on acid, but the open eye wasn't insanely intense as shrooms.
I saw digestive end product growing, melting, shrinking, shifting and all that good stuff.
But on shrooms, everything turns into a slinky and colors fly everywhere (which on acid too) and then you're vision turns into a melting spiral.
That's more intense in visual IMO.
#3 - Actually I shouldn't say that, it's a bit misleading. … 07/13/2014 on What You Doing This Weekend +1
#2 - I too enjoy doing babies in the weekend.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on What You Doing This Weekend +1
#3 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
Actually I shouldn't say that, it's a bit misleading.

I love to do them on weekdays as much as I do in the weekend.
#34 - No, no. You got it all wrong. I ate the dog.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Cat Tips +1
User avatar #35 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
u ate ur mom ur weird
#37 - namnori (07/13/2014) [-]
#1 - How endearing. 07/13/2014 on The birthday present 0
#1 - Occasionally I play hide and seek with one of my cats. …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on I wish my dog did this +58
#27 - kristovsky (07/14/2014) [-]
"Man, this is a GREAT spot, I've been here for 3 hours"

Meanwhile, you're cat is asleep on the sofa.
#14 - swagingroflcopter (07/14/2014) [-]
I can just imagine you hiding in you're closet when you hear little paws outside the door followed by the key beeing twisted. You whisper "hello?" and all you can hear is you're cat walking away "MJAHAHAHAW".

pic related, cats are evil
#3 - >Salvia: "I want to relax and unwind..." …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Bad are drugs,m'kay +30
User avatar #16 - createdjustnow (07/14/2014) [-]
for about thirty seconds. then digestive end product hits the fan
#1 - Don't lie to me. I see at least 3 Jackie Chans. 07/13/2014 on It's hard to belive that... +1
#32 - I quit. I'm not going to beat my brains out trying to…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Cat Tips +1
User avatar #33 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
lol what brains i thought the dog ate em
#34 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
No, no. You got it all wrong.

I ate the dog.
User avatar #35 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
u ate ur mom ur weird
#37 - namnori (07/13/2014) [-]
#30 - I wouldn't have the heart to do that.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Cat Tips +1
User avatar #31 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
yea u cant stomach it
#32 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
I quit.

I'm not going to beat my brains out trying to come up with another pun.
User avatar #33 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
lol what brains i thought the dog ate em
#34 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
No, no. You got it all wrong.

I ate the dog.
User avatar #35 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
u ate ur mom ur weird
#37 - namnori (07/13/2014) [-]
#28 - I usually just keep the liver in.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Cat Tips +1
User avatar #29 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
you must be kidney
#30 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
I wouldn't have the heart to do that.
User avatar #31 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
yea u cant stomach it
#32 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
I quit.

I'm not going to beat my brains out trying to come up with another pun.
User avatar #33 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
lol what brains i thought the dog ate em
#34 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
No, no. You got it all wrong.

I ate the dog.
User avatar #35 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
u ate ur mom ur weird
#37 - namnori (07/13/2014) [-]
#26 - Okay, it's really not that expensive. I'm just a cheapskate.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Cat Tips +1
User avatar #27 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
where do u liver tho
#28 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
I usually just keep the liver in.
User avatar #29 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
you must be kidney
#30 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
I wouldn't have the heart to do that.
User avatar #31 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
yea u cant stomach it
#32 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
I quit.

I'm not going to beat my brains out trying to come up with another pun.
User avatar #33 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
lol what brains i thought the dog ate em
#34 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
No, no. You got it all wrong.

I ate the dog.
User avatar #35 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
u ate ur mom ur weird
#37 - namnori (07/13/2014) [-]
#24 - Don't blame me, meat is expensive here.  [+] (12 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Cat Tips 0
User avatar #25 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
where do you live lmmao
#26 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
Okay, it's really not that expensive.

I'm just a cheapskate.
User avatar #27 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
where do u liver tho
#28 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
I usually just keep the liver in.
User avatar #29 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
you must be kidney
#30 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
I wouldn't have the heart to do that.
User avatar #31 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
yea u cant stomach it
#32 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
I quit.

I'm not going to beat my brains out trying to come up with another pun.
User avatar #33 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
lol what brains i thought the dog ate em
#34 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
No, no. You got it all wrong.

I ate the dog.
User avatar #35 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
u ate ur mom ur weird
#37 - namnori (07/13/2014) [-]
#22 - No.  [+] (14 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Cat Tips 0
User avatar #23 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
lol i bet u kiss girls fagot
#24 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
Don't blame me, meat is expensive here.
User avatar #25 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
where do you live lmmao
#26 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
Okay, it's really not that expensive.

I'm just a cheapskate.
User avatar #27 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
where do u liver tho
#28 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
I usually just keep the liver in.
User avatar #29 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
you must be kidney
#30 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
I wouldn't have the heart to do that.
User avatar #31 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
yea u cant stomach it
#32 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
I quit.

I'm not going to beat my brains out trying to come up with another pun.
User avatar #33 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
lol what brains i thought the dog ate em
#34 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
No, no. You got it all wrong.

I ate the dog.
User avatar #35 - mrnaanbread (07/13/2014) [-]
u ate ur mom ur weird
#37 - namnori (07/13/2014) [-]
#26 - Picture 07/13/2014 on For gods sake 0
#23 - With some dubs.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2014 on For gods sake 0
User avatar #24 - gusherdeep (07/13/2014) [-]
**gusherdeep rolls 78** k
#26 - auryn (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - gusherdeep (07/13/2014) [-]
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#61 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#60 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#59 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#58 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the nigger raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the shitstorms.
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to shitmouthing others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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