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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#244
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
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Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
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Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:7781
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latest user's comments

#8 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Evol +60
#57 - semiprogravy (03/09/2015) [-]
Nothin wrong with bein gay, faggot
#117 - cantfindausername (03/09/2015) [-]
#128 - anonymous (03/09/2015) [-]
Yes, you got the reference, congrats
#9 - lwlarcopolio (03/08/2015) [-]
#10 - auryn (03/08/2015) [-]
#6 - I like raisins in cinnamon rolls.  [+] (16 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Evol +662
#102 - anonymous (03/09/2015) [-]
You are a suicide faggot sorry
#95 - volcanomaster (03/09/2015) [-]
Here, have the GIF
User avatar #55 - eldorito (03/09/2015) [-]
I prefer oatmeal raisin cookies to chocolate chip cookies.
User avatar #27 - demcupcakes (03/08/2015) [-]
I fucking love raisins.
#15 - europe (03/08/2015) [-]
You disgust me
#11 - anonymous (03/08/2015) [-]
That shit's fucking delicious, the raisins soak up the cinnamon-y sweet flavor from the stuff in the rolls.
#7 - lwlarcopolio (03/08/2015) [-]
#101 - ykaliber (03/09/2015) [-]
Easy there Satan, enough thumbs for you...
User avatar #16 - alexandrz (03/08/2015) [-]
That one's new.
User avatar #49 - greyhoundfd (03/09/2015) [-]
No it's not, it's just not posted a lot.
#8 - auryn (03/08/2015) [-]
#57 - semiprogravy (03/09/2015) [-]
Nothin wrong with bein gay, faggot
#117 - cantfindausername (03/09/2015) [-]
#128 - anonymous (03/09/2015) [-]
Yes, you got the reference, congrats
#9 - lwlarcopolio (03/08/2015) [-]
#10 - auryn (03/08/2015) [-]
#3 - It's what we call a pleonasm. 03/08/2015 on Greatest Rave Ever 0
#14 - Carnal cravings have no place in the enlightened pizza race. … 03/08/2015 on Bill Gates +2
#36 - Now I'm not interested and knowledgable about politics at all,…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Canadians 0
User avatar #64 - swiftcoyote (03/08/2015) [-]
There's a couple of ways to build a liberal shit hole.

Austin, TX is a liberal Oasis of Texas. What happened there was everyone voted for every single park, every playground, every initiative, and their city taxes went up this crazy amount. People literally had no idea what happened. Dumb asses didn't realize they were going to have to pay for these things somehow.

Princeton, NJ did it alittle differently. It's still kinda expensive there, but they're super controlling. Slightly homosexual things like bike lanes that choke traffic. They also tell businesses when they can open and close, they want to tax plastic shopping bags at 25 cents each, and they want to make the age to buy cigarettes 21 years old. Basically they know what's best for you and you're a fucking idiot.

I would imagine Toronto is somewhere along these lines.
#57 - anonymous (03/08/2015) [-]
He's talking about the "fake" liberalism, where everyone thinks entirely with their emotions. seeks to ban all the things that offend them, and jumps at every chance to SJW at someone they disagree with.
User avatar #91 - zendir (03/08/2015) [-]
That is literally what they do though.
#40 - anonymous (03/08/2015) [-]
He probably found out Canada has universal health care and gun control so went and cried into his camo vest and cradled his glock till he fell asleep.
#56 - anonymous (03/08/2015) [-]
More like he found the place was infested with feminazis and gender-specials.
User avatar #38 - mathmanchris (03/08/2015) [-]
Politically less inclined use it as swear word to avoid logical reasoning.
#59 - anonymous (03/08/2015) [-]
As if the other side doesn't do the same thing with the word "conservative."
User avatar #44 - Kairyuka (03/08/2015) [-]
You know, that's the only context I see "liberal" in any more. It's kinda sad honestly, makes you lose all credibility
#30 - The trick is to start with whistling Beethoven's 6th symphony … 03/08/2015 on How to give a sharp whistle +4
#29 - Coincidentally in "How to please OP's mom" the very … 03/08/2015 on How to give a sharp whistle 0
#238 - Maybe I just can't find it, but I really liked the "most … 03/08/2015 on What is hard to use about... 0
#9 - If I were rich I'd surgically enhance myself to become pizza.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Bill Gates +2
#18 - Tusura (03/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #13 - mathmanchris (03/08/2015) [-]
If you were rich there'd be other ways to make girls put parts of you in their mouth...
#14 - auryn (03/08/2015) [-]
Carnal cravings have no place in the enlightened pizza race.

To become pizza is to transcend beyond, with bliss unfathomable.

#53 - I was just waiting for him to get sucker punched in the face. … 03/08/2015 on Too far? +2
#13 - I want to help, but it's no use telling you anything, you alre… 03/08/2015 on /k/ goes fishing +7
#8 - It's built with the Frostbite 3 engine. It should be … 03/08/2015 on Dammit Chewy! 0
#6 - DICE is currently working on Star Wars Battlefront 3.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Dammit Chewy! +1
User avatar #7 - beldepinda (03/07/2015) [-]
Oh! I was not aware of that, I still tought that the Alpha build from 2008 never got released. This is good news, maybe they include the Frost engine... Massive destruction
#8 - auryn (03/08/2015) [-]
It's built with the Frostbite 3 engine.

It should be released around the same time as the new movie, which isn't until the very end of this year unfortunately.
#4 - I went to the Ellora caves in India last year. Quite … 03/07/2015 on Wonders of the World! +1
#2 - Star Wars Battlefront 3  [+] (5 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Dammit Chewy! +2
#5 - chronicalice (03/07/2015) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #4 - beldepinda (03/07/2015) [-]
Nooo..... why do you have to remind me of that what will never be
#6 - auryn (03/07/2015) [-]
DICE is currently working on Star Wars Battlefront 3.
User avatar #7 - beldepinda (03/07/2015) [-]
Oh! I was not aware of that, I still tought that the Alpha build from 2008 never got released. This is good news, maybe they include the Frost engine... Massive destruction
#8 - auryn (03/08/2015) [-]
It's built with the Frostbite 3 engine.

It should be released around the same time as the new movie, which isn't until the very end of this year unfortunately.
#5 - Gee, great point. 03/07/2015 on Ernie Teaches how to take... +1
#11 - Dats ****** up man the last thing anybody needs it to b… 03/07/2015 on Wallpaper Comp 4 0
#6 - Picture 03/07/2015 on Sleep tight.. +2
#5 - Picture 03/07/2015 on Sleep tight.. +2
#4 - Meanwhile what people with sleep paralysis experience..  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Sleep tight.. +2
#6 - auryn (03/07/2015) [-]
#5 - auryn (03/07/2015) [-]
#20 - 0.023 seconds 03/07/2015 on Gandalf the fabulous 0
#18 - hipster =/= hippy  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Gandalf the fabulous 0
#19 - robertelee (03/07/2015) [-]
**robertelee used "*roll picture*"**
**robertelee rolled image**
took you long enough to figure that one out
#20 - auryn (03/07/2015) [-]
0.023 seconds
#40 - Nearly all the sites are in completely wrong order. A… 03/07/2015 on Is there a new illustration... 0
#24 - That's not a picture of her in her bra. That's a pict…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on bra pic +7
#33 - zmranger (03/07/2015) [-]
I dont know how many times this picture was used in this thread but....
#23 - Comment deleted 03/07/2015 on bra pic 0

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User avatar #72 - admin (03/15/2015) [-]
hey there, it's Admin. This is a copy/paste message but I went on your profile personally to post this.

I'm asking for help.
1) Site is having server issues and there's nothing I can do about it
2) Site is losing traffic and users, which makes me sad because this site is my baby and FJers are the only friend and family I have.
3) My life is falling apart (no one's fault but my own) and the only family I have is dying or going away.

It's all my fault and I take full responsibility. I think whining and blaming others is dumb. I'm just asking you to keep visiting the site and post frequently. I don't want my baby to die.

Thanks.
User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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