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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/30/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#18 - Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAKE!!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on snake +39
User avatar #26 - hotschurl (04/05/2014) [-]
duh duh duh dumm dumm dumm, duh duh duh DUMM DUMM DUMM! SNAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaake...
#51 - This is not an unpopular opinion. 04/05/2014 on Hmmm, needs more swears 0
#34 - Ah my favourite flavour! Car tire. 04/05/2014 on Jummy 0
#232 - It's a walking buffet. 04/05/2014 on Random Japan facts +2
#32 - I don't get it. What is he trying to do? Is…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Made me laugh sooooooo 0
#99 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
he's ugly, end of story
User avatar #36 - bokkos (04/02/2014) [-]
Well. It's a joke I think? Jokexplain, any insight?
#46 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
jokexplain doesn't put up with stupid shit
#15 - Hello? Kurt? Yes. This is Shotgun. 04/02/2014 on Mitch hedberg is my lord... +1
#48 - Picture 04/02/2014 on He thought he killed his... +8
#11 - It doesn't imply any problem, in fact it does the very opposit… 04/02/2014 on Different Opinions +1
#7 - They were above average. 04/02/2014 on Pam... I... 0
#40 - Being dyslectic, I found this a shit post.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on The Sith -3
#42 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
damn...now i don't know whether to thumb up or down.
#108 - I love the way it jumps up at the beginning. 04/02/2014 on theyr just as scared of you... 0
#136 - Classy... 04/02/2014 on A Poetic Soul +4
#59 - I both like them for completely different reasons. Ji… 04/01/2014 on Jimmy Carr +4
#65 - Still a redundant way to say it and a backwards way of looking… 04/01/2014 on Bill Nye The Science Fellow 0
#1 - Nigga.. Matter is energy.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Bill Nye The Science Fellow +81
User avatar #38 - fusileer (04/01/2014) [-]
But energy isn't always matter.
#65 - auryn (04/01/2014) [-]
Still a redundant way to say it and a backwards way of looking at it.

The one is, so to speak, just a solidified form of the other.
It makes as much sense as saying "Everything is red, except colours"

#20 - You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad. 03/31/2014 on Different Points Of View +4
#18 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Different Points Of View +7
#19 - slend (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm off to bed, but take this last one as my parting gift.
User avatar #28 - comicexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
That smile... Amazing.
User avatar #27 - alexandrz (04/01/2014) [-]
That was painful to watch. Have my like.
#20 - auryn (03/31/2014) [-]
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad.
#16 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Different Points Of View +13
#17 - slend (03/31/2014) [-]
#18 - auryn (03/31/2014) [-]
#19 - slend (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm off to bed, but take this last one as my parting gift.
User avatar #28 - comicexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
That smile... Amazing.
User avatar #27 - alexandrz (04/01/2014) [-]
That was painful to watch. Have my like.
#20 - auryn (03/31/2014) [-]
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad.
#14 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Different Points Of View +36
#15 - slend (03/31/2014) [-]
#16 - auryn (03/31/2014) [-]
#17 - slend (03/31/2014) [-]
#18 - auryn (03/31/2014) [-]
#19 - slend (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm off to bed, but take this last one as my parting gift.
User avatar #28 - comicexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
That smile... Amazing.
User avatar #27 - alexandrz (04/01/2014) [-]
That was painful to watch. Have my like.
#20 - auryn (03/31/2014) [-]
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad.
#53 - I know, it doesn't explain the entire thing. But It does try e… 03/31/2014 on The Force 0
#40 - I'm not saying that.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2014 on The Force 0
User avatar #42 - huntergriff (03/31/2014) [-]
but you are.

the midichlorians don't explain anything about the force, other than the fact that it's just like an indicator as to how strong one is in the force, in fact the force is still a mystical entity that binds people and penetrates every living thing.
#53 - auryn (03/31/2014) [-]
I know, it doesn't explain the entire thing. But It does try explain part of the mechanics.

I should rephrase myself:
The unnecessary and worst possible attempt to rationalize part of the mystic force.

I have nothing against explanations or new ideas, I just think the entire Midichlorians thing was horrible and completely unnecessary.
Not to speak of the fact that doesn't make sense and only raises more questions than it answers.

All in all just a very poor and cheap try to implement scientific ideas into Star Wars.

Paradoxal as it may seem, it actually greatly deducted the credibility and integrity of Star Wars for me.
#35 - That's what I said.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2014 on The Force +1
User avatar #37 - huntergriff (03/31/2014) [-]
No, It isn't. You're basically saying that the force and the midichlorians are the exact same thing. In reality and in canon, they are two separate things.
#40 - auryn (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that.
User avatar #42 - huntergriff (03/31/2014) [-]
but you are.

the midichlorians don't explain anything about the force, other than the fact that it's just like an indicator as to how strong one is in the force, in fact the force is still a mystical entity that binds people and penetrates every living thing.
#53 - auryn (03/31/2014) [-]
I know, it doesn't explain the entire thing. But It does try explain part of the mechanics.

I should rephrase myself:
The unnecessary and worst possible attempt to rationalize part of the mystic force.

I have nothing against explanations or new ideas, I just think the entire Midichlorians thing was horrible and completely unnecessary.
Not to speak of the fact that doesn't make sense and only raises more questions than it answers.

All in all just a very poor and cheap try to implement scientific ideas into Star Wars.

Paradoxal as it may seem, it actually greatly deducted the credibility and integrity of Star Wars for me.
#3 - We're* 03/31/2014 on English +1
#33 - Yes. The unnecessary and worst possible attempt to r…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/31/2014 on The Force 0
User avatar #36 - huntergriff (03/31/2014) [-]
furthermore, there is no canonical basis that explicitly says that the midichlorians are the force. they are two separate things, even according to george lucas.
User avatar #34 - huntergriff (03/31/2014) [-]
No. They are literally power levels from Dragon ball Z. No more, no less, They aren't the force in any way, they are literally a meaningless number/array of cells in the body, however they are what allows an individual to communicate with the force, but that's really it. other than that they are basically just a power level, no more, no less.
#35 - auryn (03/31/2014) [-]
That's what I said.
User avatar #37 - huntergriff (03/31/2014) [-]
No, It isn't. You're basically saying that the force and the midichlorians are the exact same thing. In reality and in canon, they are two separate things.
#40 - auryn (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that.
User avatar #42 - huntergriff (03/31/2014) [-]
but you are.

the midichlorians don't explain anything about the force, other than the fact that it's just like an indicator as to how strong one is in the force, in fact the force is still a mystical entity that binds people and penetrates every living thing.
#53 - auryn (03/31/2014) [-]
I know, it doesn't explain the entire thing. But It does try explain part of the mechanics.

I should rephrase myself:
The unnecessary and worst possible attempt to rationalize part of the mystic force.

I have nothing against explanations or new ideas, I just think the entire Midichlorians thing was horrible and completely unnecessary.
Not to speak of the fact that doesn't make sense and only raises more questions than it answers.

All in all just a very poor and cheap try to implement scientific ideas into Star Wars.

Paradoxal as it may seem, it actually greatly deducted the credibility and integrity of Star Wars for me.
#5 - Aren't I supposed to be able to pick from 3 starters?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on choose wisely 0
#6 - exd (03/31/2014) [-]
well we all have to economize dont we?

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#61 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#60 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#59 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#58 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the nigger raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the shitstorms.
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to shitmouthing others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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