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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:3/30/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#255
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 42072 total,  51240 ,  9168
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 56.39% (564/1000)
Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12950
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:7826
FJ Points:33447

latest user's comments

#11 - That's quite the revolting act, but the punishment seems to be…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on serious -6
User avatar #19 - combatplatypus (03/16/2015) [-]
I don't know what post you saw but I'm pretty sure mutilating an toddler's anus is worth a long ass time in prison. Besides, post only lists the maximum sentence she could have received, not whatever she actually got.
#13 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** r… 03/15/2015 on Conspiracy theorist 0
#4 - Compared to the cocks you take up the ass?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Ladies Lined Up +46
User avatar #16 - glitternips (03/16/2015) [-]
one million degrees of burned
#10 - baronvonhuckle (03/15/2015) [-]
#8 - yunnie (03/15/2015) [-]
damn thats a 3rd degree burn if you ask me
User avatar #7 - compared (03/15/2015) [-]
Thanks for the comparison, hope you have a great day!
User avatar #5 - kaiserdjg (03/15/2015) [-]
Exactly
#12 - Comment deleted 03/15/2015 on chemtrail comp. sry if smal... +1
#1 - I feel the same way about it, but the court thought otherwise. 03/15/2015 on Age is something that 0
#2 - Picture 03/15/2015 on WTF hahahaha 0
#44 - I researched it, and it turned out there's no such thing as a … 03/15/2015 on JFK 0
#4 - Picture 03/15/2015 on Sorry, but this show was... +47
#14 - You dun goofed 03/15/2015 on The Batman Effect +9
#24 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** r…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2015 on JFK +9
#38 - captaincapital (03/15/2015) [-]
anything that I dont want to believe is a tin foil hat, I will not do research of any kind or look at it objectively.
#44 - auryn (03/15/2015) [-]
I researched it, and it turned out there's no such thing as a nolbe office.
User avatar #29 - rowdeemunkee (03/15/2015) [-]
Well you failed, but you did it properly.
#18 - This red, white and blue could teach the U.S. a thing or two a… 03/15/2015 on Murican flag explain for... 0
#25 - MFW that's actually a real word and you're right. 03/15/2015 on A whole country covered in... +1
#36 - Me too. 03/15/2015 on Whore 0
#18 - Generally the people who do yoga. 03/15/2015 on Thanks demon! +2
#5 - How do you know that's not John?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Hail to the king, baby +14
#42 - dewdomg (03/16/2015) [-]
Because thats me
and my name is James
#13 - wutda (03/15/2015) [-]
this is john
User avatar #15 - peinguino (03/15/2015) [-]
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
#38 - dewdomg (03/16/2015) [-]
WHAT HAPPENED!? WHO ROLLED ME
#14 - I was just about to post a picture of gmork. 03/14/2015 on The face of murder +4
#8 - But does it also contain itself.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on Have a slice of pi +3
#11 - nexdemise (03/15/2015) [-]
Any set is its own subset. Therefore yes.
#6 - But have you ever tried?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on (untitled) +3
#8 - endodoobiesmoke (03/14/2015) [-]
#2 - Picture 03/14/2015 on Oh my ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) +2
#6 - The meaning of the three wise monkeys (see no evil, hear no ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2015 on nooo +16
#16 - cjismyname (03/15/2015) [-]
There's actually four monkeys, see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil, and think no evil. Everyone forgets the last for some reason.
#20 - roundtable (03/15/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure the 4th monkey is "Do no evil" and it covers it's crotch but it got censored by Americafags
#6 - Picture 03/14/2015 on (Laughs in Canadian) +5
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on Peppa Pig Listens to... +1
#11 - iloveburzum Comment deleted by auryn
#9 - Picture 03/14/2015 on Have my bank pin. 0
#11 - No mathematically minded person would consider M/DD/YYYY/HH/MM… 03/14/2015 on Cool! +1
#15 - I'm sorry to hear about your impaired judgement.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2015 on Whore +154
#35 - fetteotze (03/15/2015) [-]
I like both
#36 - auryn (03/15/2015) [-]
Me too.

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #72 - admin (03/15/2015) [-]
hey there, it's Admin. This is a copy/paste message but I went on your profile personally to post this.

I'm asking for help.
1) Site is having server issues and there's nothing I can do about it
2) Site is losing traffic and users, which makes me sad because this site is my baby and FJers are the only friend and family I have.
3) My life is falling apart (no one's fault but my own) and the only family I have is dying or going away.

It's all my fault and I take full responsibility. I think whining and blaming others is dumb. I'm just asking you to keep visiting the site and post frequently. I don't want my baby to die.

Thanks.
User avatar #62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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