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auryn *Banned* 

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
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Location:The Netherlands
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#1 - I smell dead people 08/20/2012 on Ghost! o: +1
#15 - There are many references to drugs in Alice in Wonderland, ofc…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on HIGHdeas +1
User avatar #16 - bitchplzzz (08/20/2012) [-]
Heroin too, right? One scene were they get all drowsy, cant remember havent seen the film recently
#6 - You know you're contributing nothing with comments like these,…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/20/2012 on WHAT THE FUCK -2
#9 - handyofdoom (08/20/2012) [-]
bronies piss me off, too. that's why i only hang out with the more alpha, less bitchy bronies. you don't help the cause of either side by posting that fucking novel, Charles Dickens. i know we all have opinions but this isn't the place to complain about fucktard bronies. there are actually some of us who if you got to know, you wouldn't consider us to be bad at all. all i'm saying is dont judge until you know the person you are making fun of or calling them retards.

inb4 red thumbs
#133 - auryn (08/22/2012) [-]
>" you don't help the cause of either side by posting that fucking novel, Charles Dickens."

I'm not trying to "help the cause of either side", and I wouldn't be writing a "fucking novel" if it wasn't for your contradicting and presumptuous reply.

>" i know we all have opinions but this isn't the place to complain about fucktard bronies."

It's the fucking internet, who gives a shit who says what and where. You do know you're not obliged to read everything?
You can just as easily ignore comments if you want, and since when is it up to you to deceide what's the place to complain about bronies?

>"actually some of us who if you got to know, you wouldn't consider us to be bad at all"

Well clearly you're not really a prime example of them.

>"all i'm saying is dont judge until you know the person you are making fun of or calling them retards"

Well, when you say it like that it really makes much sense. You have really opened my eyes and now I will never do something like that because someone on the internet told me so. (/sarcasm off)

No, but serious. Do you make yourself look this stupid on purpose?

<-- This is just a somewhat random GIF to not make this conversation completely pointless
User avatar #135 - handyofdoom (08/22/2012) [-]
how long did it take you to think of that, huh? fucking loser you clearly have nothing better to do than keep replying to my comment like it directly affected how you live. get a life
#137 - auryn (08/22/2012) [-]
It took me two entire minutes, not exactly that long. But I agree, I could've spend my time more useful.
But then again time wasted enjoying, isn't time wasted at all. If you must know it's actually quite entertaining to see people like you getting worked up about nothing, acting all butthurt and resorting to ungrounded insults.

Although I'm not quite sure why you assume your comments directly affect my life, because I took 2 minutes to reply?

<-- Anyway here's a picture of a pony to cheer you up a little bit, you seem kind of moody.



#138 - handyofdoom (08/22/2012) [-]
just stop commenting already. i just laugh at you posting paragraph after paragraph of you trying to get to me. i guess you could say it entertains me, too.

but seriously, GTFO.
#139 - auryn (08/22/2012) [-]
You do realise you're the one who keeps replying?
#1 - My worst nightmare 08/20/2012 on ghost tits 0
#3 - Picture 08/20/2012 on Derpy looves muffins -10
#1 - Title should be: How to perform oral sex on a woman 08/20/2012 on Just tactic +4
#2 - One might think that bronies are some kind of weird radical se…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/20/2012 on WHAT THE FUCK -5
User avatar #3 - handyofdoom (08/20/2012) [-]
*the radical cult like bronies

i'm a brony who watches the show and doesn't give two shits if someone hates it or not. if not, cool, if you hate it, that's your problem.
#6 - auryn (08/20/2012) [-]
You know you're contributing nothing with comments like these, you're only confirming my image of bronies being annoying fucktards.

1. You don't give two shits if someone hates or not, yet you give shits enough to reply. Doesn't make sense.
2. I do like the show and watch it occasionally. Doesn't take away the fact that pretty much everyone who claims to be a "brony" is a fucking pain in the ass to the rest of us.
No sane person wants to be asociated with those socially awkward sexually confused beta-males.

It gets a bit boring how everytime I say something about bronies they must always let me know how little they care.
It's kind of ironic.
#9 - handyofdoom (08/20/2012) [-]
bronies piss me off, too. that's why i only hang out with the more alpha, less bitchy bronies. you don't help the cause of either side by posting that fucking novel, Charles Dickens. i know we all have opinions but this isn't the place to complain about fucktard bronies. there are actually some of us who if you got to know, you wouldn't consider us to be bad at all. all i'm saying is dont judge until you know the person you are making fun of or calling them retards.

inb4 red thumbs
#133 - auryn (08/22/2012) [-]
>" you don't help the cause of either side by posting that fucking novel, Charles Dickens."

I'm not trying to "help the cause of either side", and I wouldn't be writing a "fucking novel" if it wasn't for your contradicting and presumptuous reply.

>" i know we all have opinions but this isn't the place to complain about fucktard bronies."

It's the fucking internet, who gives a shit who says what and where. You do know you're not obliged to read everything?
You can just as easily ignore comments if you want, and since when is it up to you to deceide what's the place to complain about bronies?

>"actually some of us who if you got to know, you wouldn't consider us to be bad at all"

Well clearly you're not really a prime example of them.

>"all i'm saying is dont judge until you know the person you are making fun of or calling them retards"

Well, when you say it like that it really makes much sense. You have really opened my eyes and now I will never do something like that because someone on the internet told me so. (/sarcasm off)

No, but serious. Do you make yourself look this stupid on purpose?

<-- This is just a somewhat random GIF to not make this conversation completely pointless
User avatar #135 - handyofdoom (08/22/2012) [-]
how long did it take you to think of that, huh? fucking loser you clearly have nothing better to do than keep replying to my comment like it directly affected how you live. get a life
#137 - auryn (08/22/2012) [-]
It took me two entire minutes, not exactly that long. But I agree, I could've spend my time more useful.
But then again time wasted enjoying, isn't time wasted at all. If you must know it's actually quite entertaining to see people like you getting worked up about nothing, acting all butthurt and resorting to ungrounded insults.

Although I'm not quite sure why you assume your comments directly affect my life, because I took 2 minutes to reply?

<-- Anyway here's a picture of a pony to cheer you up a little bit, you seem kind of moody.



#138 - handyofdoom (08/22/2012) [-]
just stop commenting already. i just laugh at you posting paragraph after paragraph of you trying to get to me. i guess you could say it entertains me, too.

but seriously, GTFO.
#139 - auryn (08/22/2012) [-]
You do realise you're the one who keeps replying?
#1 - Seems like a lot more trouble than just giving it a quick rins… 08/20/2012 on Trick of single people +1
#9 - Most obvious one: Alice in Wonderland.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2012 on HIGHdeas +1
User avatar #10 - bitchplzzz (08/20/2012) [-]
Bitch just gulpin down blotter papers like a printer
#15 - auryn (08/20/2012) [-]
There are many references to drugs in Alice in Wonderland, ofcourse LSD but also many more including marijuana, opium and cocaine.
User avatar #16 - bitchplzzz (08/20/2012) [-]
Heroin too, right? One scene were they get all drowsy, cant remember havent seen the film recently
#57 - ponies... manly... 08/20/2012 on In my day vampires sucked... +3
#6 - It took me a while to get  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2012 on 4chan /fit/ +34
User avatar #25 - fosforgasxiii (08/20/2012) [-]
I still don't get it. Is it some pun I don't get because English isn't my first language?
User avatar #27 - fosforgasxiii (08/20/2012) [-]
Nevermind, I get it now.
User avatar #12 - dickthebutt (08/20/2012) [-]
.........
#11 - Wouldn't it get very cold? 08/20/2012 on Shut up 0
#4 - Maybe this will explain 08/18/2012 on Hitler birth house +2
#106 - People with Down Syndrom already get pampered way too much. …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/18/2012 on I can't think of a title :P +5
User avatar #136 - pavda (08/18/2012) [-]
He is a retard because HE HAS TROUBLE LEARNING.. aka teaching him the consequences of his actions may be a bit tough..

That is like trying to teach a black man that has had his jimmies rustled not to respond with violence..
#138 - pavda (08/18/2012) [-]
while at the same time the retard might of learned not to kick kids ever again ahah..
User avatar #128 - heartlessrobot (08/18/2012) [-]
Overkill is best kill.
User avatar #108 - gwegw (08/18/2012) [-]
That wasnt my point. The guy shouldn't get away with it but I was saying the black guy was in the wrong AS WELL. he reacted too quickly and harshly over something that wasnt even that bad. The guy hardly kicked him. The kid wasnt hurt in any way.
#125 - ThumbingUp (08/18/2012) [-]
When someone kicks your little boy in the nutsack, come back and let us know if you stopped midway through your punch to check for symptoms of Downs Syndrome before landing a haymaker on his bitch ass, k?
#47 - Well, you sound like it's your fulltime job.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2012 on So what's the problem? -1
User avatar #48 - fagnipples (08/18/2012) [-]
I wish.
Getting paid to be a manwhore would be awesome.
#45 - I find that hard to believe with an username like yours  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2012 on So what's the problem? 0
#46 - fagnipples (08/18/2012) [-]
Penetrating assholes isn't part of my sexuality.
It's my hobby.
#47 - auryn (08/18/2012) [-]
Well, you sound like it's your fulltime job.
User avatar #48 - fagnipples (08/18/2012) [-]
I wish.
Getting paid to be a manwhore would be awesome.
#118 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2012 on Bad parenting +18
#128 - adolfoliverbush (08/18/2012) [-]
didn't even catch at first
#3 - I like the tractor simulator video more www.youtube.… 08/11/2012 on mlg forklifting 0
#3 - hurr durr black people look like monkey's 08/11/2012 on It's not fair +1
#1 - Suck it biatch 08/11/2012 on Not sure if I want this... 0
#3 - She's fucking annoying 08/11/2012 on Curiosity Mission Goals!... -1
#219 - Picture 07/24/2012 on Amazing Pictures Comp 1 0
#178 - Amen. (Except for 4. Although I do see women as shall… 07/24/2012 on GET OUT MY HEAD 0
#3 - No. 07/24/2012 on Have you ever ? 0
#4 - Anime fans never cease to bring a smile upon my face. 07/24/2012 on Some cosplayers... 0
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User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the shitstorms.
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #22 - clavatninenine (07/17/2012) [-]
just to clarify:

You are not awesome, and by saying you are you prove you arent.
Furries don't care about your opinion, so stop thinking we do.
And you have no idea what a furry actually is, so stop acting like you do.
#23 to #22 - auryn (07/17/2012) [-]
&quot;Furries don't care about your opinion, so stop thinking we do.&quot;   
   
When did I ever imply that I thought furries cared about my opinion?   
I didn't, and I don't think that they do. Stop assuming things, moron.   
   
&quot;And you have no idea what a furry actually is, so stop acting like you do.&quot;   
How I act is my business and should not be of your concern. But while we're talking anyway, why don't you give me your definition of furry.   
   
And the funny thing is you claim to not care yet you take the time and effort to comment on my profile.   
Oh, the irony.
"Furries don't care about your opinion, so stop thinking we do."

When did I ever imply that I thought furries cared about my opinion?
I didn't, and I don't think that they do. Stop assuming things, moron.

"And you have no idea what a furry actually is, so stop acting like you do."
How I act is my business and should not be of your concern. But while we're talking anyway, why don't you give me your definition of furry.

And the funny thing is you claim to not care yet you take the time and effort to comment on my profile.
Oh, the irony.

User avatar #24 to #23 - clavatninenine (07/17/2012) [-]
>the fact that you continuously respond negatively to furry posts shows that you think people give a damn about your opinion, otherwise you wouldnt do so.

>they way you act is my business if it is directly affecting my own or my friends time on FJ.

>i don't care about your opinion, and the only reason i am here is to try and get you to see that all you are doing by trying to screw with furies is making yourself look stupid, and that that attitude is what makes this site suck so much right now.
#25 to #24 - auryn (07/17/2012) [-]
>No it doesn't. I just like to express myself regardless of others. Once again, stop assuming things moron.

>Please tell me more about how I affect your and your friends life.
<-- Your face when.

>If you didn't care at all about what I said you wouldn't have come here and comment.
Besides what you said is just your opinion. In my opinion you are the cancer on this site, but you don't hear me whining about it on your profile.

And you still didn't tell me what a furry actually is.
User avatar #26 to #25 - clavatninenine (07/17/2012) [-]
>actually it does, because otherwise you wouldn't do it.

>it causes shitstorms and opinions that have no standing getting posted like causes non-furries to view stuff in the way that looks negatively on furries and gives us a rep we don't deserve.

>forcing your opinion on others is what makes this site shit, which is exactly what you are doing.

And a furry is someone who enjoys anthromorphic animals, an enjoyment sexual in only about 20% of cases out of the 10+ million furries
#27 to #26 - auryn (07/18/2012) [-]
>I don't think people care about my opinion, on the contrary. I'm pretty certain furries don't care about my opinion. Yet I posted it anyway. Explain that dumbass.
Why would I even think somebody would care about my opinion?

>Cry me a river

>I don't force my opinion. I just state my opinion. I'm not forcing anyone to think what I think.
Whatever people want to do with my opinion is up to them. Are you really too retarded to realise you can always choose to ignore opinions.
Especially on the internet. It's just a simple comment, who gives a fuck?

I hope you're starting to realise how pointless it was to start this conversation.
All you did establishing my prejudice of furries being pathetic people.
User avatar #28 to #27 - clavatninenine (07/18/2012) [-]
Okay I don't know you nor do I know what my friend was saying/doing on my account again to piss you off. I've changed my password...again and I apologize for any trouble he caused. However, if you are hating on furries, then we will have a problem.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
User avatar #10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** (04/09/2012) [-]
FUCK YOU
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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