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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:4/25/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#973
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 42433 total,  51633 ,  9200
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 84.5% (845/1000)
Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12963
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:7960
FJ Points:33728

latest user's comments

#101 - Actually, in the old days a lot of archers used to hold the ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Archers 0
#116 - redbannerman (04/08/2015) [-]
That's what I meant. People holding it on the inside of the bow rather than the outside. The fuck you think I meant?
#117 - auryn (04/08/2015) [-]
Well now it's most common to put the arrow in between the archer and the bow.

So most people would consider the other way the wrong way.
#13 - Because our eyes aren't real. 04/07/2015 on This nigga 0
#83 - But rap is hip hop. Hip hop isn't necessarily music. … 04/07/2015 on Beastie Boys 0
#31 - I don't know who's more dissapointing, you or the people who t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Easter Eggs +33
#60 - mmgmm (04/07/2015) [-]
thank you fj, i get it, that's the joke
#51 - I know. Just wanted to point out he was wrong. 04/06/2015 on Huge hands +6
#43 - Steroids have no impact on the size of the penis.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Huge hands +15
User avatar #50 - iamthepapercut (04/06/2015) [-]
Despite the thumbs, you're right. It's a myth.

However they will indirectly cause your balls to shrink because of atrophy after long term use
#51 - auryn (04/06/2015) [-]
I know.

Just wanted to point out he was wrong.
#25 - ********* himself? How do we know this wasn't rape. 04/05/2015 on buttfucked to death 0
#33 - That fork was the best part about this video. I need one. 04/05/2015 on Wacky Cutlery 0
#30 - This isn´t what we mean with ´edgy´ 04/05/2015 on Edgiest Character ever 0
#37 - Why stop here? Why not put every flavour known to man… 04/05/2015 on PB&J 2.0 0
#95 - Well, he don't look like any chicken chaser to me, but then ag… 04/05/2015 on How to catch a chicken 0
#65 - Surprisingly relevant for such a specific picture. 04/05/2015 on #feminism 0
#7 - Comment deleted 04/04/2015 on I need help cracking this code 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2015 on I need help cracking this code +9
#3 - subjugator Comment deleted by auryn
#7 - auryn Comment deleted by auryn
#2 - allnamesareused Comment deleted by auryn
#280 - It has nothing to do with realism, but with consistency. … 04/04/2015 on When the comments are full... +2
#273 - The real problem with this is GIF is that he divived the cake …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2015 on When the comments are full... +2
#294 - jarle (04/04/2015) [-]
Ant the fact that there is a small hole in the slicer that would make a small round slice. But where did the small round slice go?
User avatar #274 - defski (04/04/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, I didn't realise the cartoon about the 3 foot tall mouse was supposed to be realistic.
#280 - auryn (04/04/2015) [-]
It has nothing to do with realism, but with consistency.

It's a continuity error.
#30 - You start with Ipod Nano's and gradually work your way up. 04/03/2015 on Some things are worth dying... +3
#41 - Regularly I feel like killing myself. Although I'm si… 04/03/2015 on D +1
#16 - Yes. Most of them are. 04/03/2015 on Movie Girls 0
#96 - It's probably just a different unit of the same model. 04/02/2015 on Oops 0
#258 - peasant 04/02/2015 on Rename anonymous +1
#22 - Comment #6 copies same joke shortly after you and gets over 20…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Drawing Model +8
#146 - fefe (04/02/2015) [-]
#123 - hongkonglongdong has deleted their comment.
#16 - No. See thread comment #1 why. 04/01/2015 on Smart 0
#52 - What about XXY, XYY, XXX, XXYY, and several other varations of…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on Mommy I think my leg is gay +1
User avatar #76 - kalimah (04/02/2015) [-]
Those are called syndromes.
#25 - It wasn't the grammar that set me off. It was the imp…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on It's True +7
User avatar #26 - truesmokewolf (03/29/2015) [-]
True, but the grammar-less don't know what they're saying.

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#48 to #47 - konradkurze has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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