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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
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#26 - I don't think that's the case. Normally Google utiliz…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Nudes leaked 0
User avatar #28 - thechosentroll (09/12/2014) [-]
I doubt that. Do you have any idea what an absurd amount of storage it would take to keep track of a year and a half of google searches for billions of people?
#29 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Do you have any idea what absurb amount of servers and data storage capabilities they have?
User avatar #30 - thechosentroll (09/12/2014) [-]
Yes, but it still seems too expensive for how little they gain from it.
#78 - 4chan refugee (09/13/2014) [-]
Do you know how cheap 1 gb of HDD space is these days? Or how many searches that will hold?
#31 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
We're talking about information that could be exploited and used for commercial purposes in thousands of ways, or for countless of benificial developments.
But either way, if you think all this stored information is of little value I think you're underestimating it.

There's plenty to gain from it, even if not immediate, there's lots of possibile ways to benifit from it.
#1 - That must be a terrifying experience, I mean, if you would've … 09/12/2014 on Sorry, vegans +2
#2 - **auryn rolled image ** Damn ***** , now I'm cr… 09/12/2014 on Why not? +1
#4 - That's illegal in most states. 09/12/2014 on Everyones FBI 0
#2 - That's how I spent my teenage years too.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Everyones FBI 0
#3 - 4chan refugee (09/12/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Really? I did this.
#4 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
That's illegal in most states.
#4 - This is completely backwards. Girls should be able to…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Logic -2
#132 - 4chan refugee (09/13/2014) [-]
You, I like you, sad face i can only offer one green thumb. You make so much sense with that simplicity. More people need to IDGAF the unimportant shit. especially if it involves more scantly clad girls >
#11 - angelmitskano (09/13/2014) [-]
It's easier to rob a man with money sticking out of his pockets.
It's easier to get into a fight if you are voicing racist opinions.
It's easier to get raped if you are half naked.

Normal people don't rape. A normally functioning person won't look at someone who is dressed provocatively and think, "That person wants me to rape them."
Rapists are messed up in the head, and if you're going to walk around half naked and you catch their gaze, who do you think they're going to go for for a quickie? The person that is dressed casually? Or the person with easily accessible genitalia?
Don't get me wrong, the rapist could rape the casual one, but if the easier option is there, they'll probably take it.
#134 - 4chan refugee (09/13/2014) [-]
I agree with you, but I think this is a statement about victim blaming as apposed to security. Ya, maybe it's not the smartest, like leaving your car doors unlocked, but if you leave them unlocked and you get robbed, it's still not your fault. This is why these girls chose a safe, public place to make a statement instead of just casually going topless.
User avatar #137 - angelmitskano (09/13/2014) [-]
That makes sense. But do people actually blame the victim? I know that sometimes people say that they looked like they were 'asking for it.' but I don't think people really think it's the victim's fault. It's more like they see them as putting themselves at risk.
User avatar #34 - jokekill (09/13/2014) [-]
Most rape victims are dressed normally and raped by somebody they know
#13 - auryn (09/13/2014) [-]
I know and understand, but no one is asking to get raped.

To ridicule the person defending the rape-victims is just completely backwards.

And defintely not comparable to intentionally provocative behaviour as in the bottom right picture.
User avatar #9 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2014) [-]
They're not asking to be raped, but less clothing is easy to take off, and is more likely to arouse some freak than a hoody and sweatpants.
#8 - 4chan refugee (09/12/2014) [-]
Of course nobody is asking to get raped well, maybe some disturbed individuals out there , however in this world we must do what we can to prevent harm to ourselves. Since there are some people out there that take scantily clad women and even some men as people who 'deserve' to get raped.

Not everyone is like you in your view; they will take what someone is wearing as in invitation for sexual advances and worse. Yes, women should be able to wear whatever they want. Everyone should. But the reality is that it's just not always safe to do that.
#3 - Picture 09/12/2014 on Metal +5
#2 - I was hoping for some actual metal, not this djent crap. 09/12/2014 on Spongebob metal 0
#9 - Comment deleted 09/12/2014 on Autograph plz? 0
#3 - On acid you can.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on The Office +29
#15 - 4chan refugee (09/13/2014) [-]
LSD = Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
#16 - auryn (09/13/2014) [-]
Yes, I know.

Plenty of drugs references in The Beatles songs.
#11 - 10 millions, so then I could quit my job and dedicate all my t… 09/12/2014 on That's a lot of millions +5
#5 - Well, you could get tetanus from rusty steel. So ther… 09/12/2014 on type advantages 0
#9 - You do realize that Google still has your search history store…  [+] (28 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Nudes leaked +64
User avatar #24 - thechosentroll (09/12/2014) [-]
You can turn that off. They ask you if you're cool with it and everyone clicks OK without even reading. READ, MOTHERFUCKERS! READ!
#26 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
I don't think that's the case.

Normally Google utilizes your search history for better search results, among other things, deleting or disabling Google to do this just means they won't actively use it anymore.
But it's just a matter of display. I read that they keep logs of everything for at least 18 months. But that might be outdated due to the increase of data centers, so it might even be longer.
User avatar #28 - thechosentroll (09/12/2014) [-]
I doubt that. Do you have any idea what an absurd amount of storage it would take to keep track of a year and a half of google searches for billions of people?
#29 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Do you have any idea what absurb amount of servers and data storage capabilities they have?
User avatar #30 - thechosentroll (09/12/2014) [-]
Yes, but it still seems too expensive for how little they gain from it.
#78 - 4chan refugee (09/13/2014) [-]
Do you know how cheap 1 gb of HDD space is these days? Or how many searches that will hold?
#31 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
We're talking about information that could be exploited and used for commercial purposes in thousands of ways, or for countless of benificial developments.
But either way, if you think all this stored information is of little value I think you're underestimating it.

There's plenty to gain from it, even if not immediate, there's lots of possibile ways to benifit from it.
#15 - phukyou (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - MrShaggy (09/12/2014) [-]
So does your ISP.
User avatar #25 - tsoper (09/12/2014) [-]
does it still store on ISP if im behind VPN proxy?
User avatar #27 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2014) [-]
Yes. Even with proxies, your ISP knows everything you do.
Think of a proxy as a mask. Every mask is different, just like every face is different. No one knows who you are while you wear it. Your ISP was the one that sold you the mask. He knows what you look like, and what the mask looks like. He also is there every time you do anything (on the internet).
User avatar #141 - baaltomekk (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah maybe in "freedom" merica. In europe, the ISP is forbidden by law to save any of your querys to the internet. He only may save your IP adress, but that as well only for a few days.
User avatar #148 - heartlessrobot (09/13/2014) [-]
Just because they're forbidden by law, does that mean they actually go along with it?
User avatar #150 - baaltomekk (09/13/2014) [-]
There are institutions who check that regularly at least in germany, don't know if there are similar institutions in other european countries
User avatar #123 - tonkkax (09/13/2014) [-]
pretty sure ISP monitoring search history is illegal.
User avatar #115 - xdeathoreox (09/13/2014) [-]
If you use a proper VPN, your ISP wont know anything you do. They will just see a bunch of unreadable traffic to one server.
User avatar #38 - cozer (09/12/2014) [-]
So my isp knows I like futanari lolis? Well fuck my life then.
User avatar #97 - kakariko (09/13/2014) [-]
My isp must think I'm some weirdo then
User avatar #39 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2014) [-]
Why futalolis? Why not Futas X Shotas?
User avatar #122 - fuzzysixx (09/13/2014) [-]
What inexpensive dildo should I buy? no furry shit
User avatar #147 - heartlessrobot (09/13/2014) [-]
Uh, try looking on Amazon. I think they have an $8 one. Too bad they're all small. And by small, I mean normal sized.
User avatar #40 - cozer (09/12/2014) [-]
People have their tastes and that's cool, but i'm straight so no shotas, or any male for that matter.
#104 - 4chan refugee (09/13/2014) [-]
>Likes dick
>But I'm straight
User avatar #105 - cozer (09/13/2014) [-]
Never said I like dicks :L
#41 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2014) [-]
#42 - cozer (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm out
#43 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2014) [-]
#18 - phukyou (09/12/2014) [-]
#10 - You have to at least be a little bit autistic in the first pla…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Tricking women like a boss +18
#59 - 4chan refugee (09/13/2014) [-]
hahahahahahhaa
#2 - Youtube really went overboard, didn't they. 09/12/2014 on Logotypes now and then +1
#2 - The technology came from African-American barber shops from the 70's.  [+] (10 new replies) 09/12/2014 on So that's how they do it +423
#75 - 4chan refugee (09/13/2014) [-]
were you making a joke or stating a fact?
#77 - auryn (09/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #80 - shadowrated (09/13/2014) [-]
forgot to log in
i'll take that as stating a fact
#72 - robertito (09/13/2014) [-]
As a black man, I shared this with my friend (Also black) and had a heartily chuckle. Thank you for the laugh +1
#34 - jimmyree (09/12/2014) [-]
Thanks Obama
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#9 - MisfitsFan (09/12/2014) [-]
#32 - 4chan refugee (09/12/2014) [-]
Good god that gif has been butchered. What the hell did you do to it?
User avatar #40 - reekballs (09/12/2014) [-]
It's a format that makes it load faster
User avatar #33 - MisfitsFan (09/12/2014) [-]
Nothing! I found it like this
#12 - He missed a kid. 09/12/2014 on this is a test +1
#5 - Easy there, Hitler.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Three Weeks Later .. -4
#14 - 4chan refugee (09/12/2014) [-]
kill yourself
#11 - 4chan refugee (09/12/2014) [-]
Easy there, faggot.
#18 - Hi aryan, I'm Auryn.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Duck Bending 0
#19 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
#7 - Bad example. I'd keep both of those. 09/12/2014 on How to remove an owl +2
#16 - Psst. I'm white and middle-class,…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Duck Bending 0
#17 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm aryan.
User avatar #20 - lipshinuken (09/12/2014) [-]
Welcome to the Master race!
User avatar #21 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#18 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Hi aryan,

I'm Auryn.
#19 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
#14 - But that is just common knowledge. It's not okay for …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Duck Bending 0
#15 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
It's ok.
#16 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]






Psst. I'm white and middle-class, cheer up mate.
#17 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm aryan.
User avatar #20 - lipshinuken (09/12/2014) [-]
Welcome to the Master race!
User avatar #21 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#18 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Hi aryan,

I'm Auryn.
#19 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
#12 - Why?  [+] (9 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Duck Bending 0
User avatar #13 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
>middle-class teenagers
>CIS or not CIS
>all white middle-class teenagers are known for being lazy.
#14 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
But that is just common knowledge.

It's not okay for me to joke about a common stereotype?
#15 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
It's ok.
#16 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]






Psst. I'm white and middle-class, cheer up mate.
#17 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm aryan.
User avatar #20 - lipshinuken (09/12/2014) [-]
Welcome to the Master race!
User avatar #21 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#18 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Hi aryan,

I'm Auryn.
#19 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
#10 - No, that has little to do with it. CIS or not CIS, al…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Duck Bending 0
User avatar #11 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
In to the trash you go.
#12 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
>middle-class teenagers
>CIS or not CIS
>all white middle-class teenagers are known for being lazy.
#14 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
But that is just common knowledge.

It's not okay for me to joke about a common stereotype?
#15 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
It's ok.
#16 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]






Psst. I'm white and middle-class, cheer up mate.
#17 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm aryan.
User avatar #20 - lipshinuken (09/12/2014) [-]
Welcome to the Master race!
User avatar #21 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#18 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Hi aryan,

I'm Auryn.
#19 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
#8 - More discipline than white middle-class teenagers like schnizel.  [+] (13 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Duck Bending 0
User avatar #9 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
You forgot the CIS privileged.
#10 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
No, that has little to do with it.

CIS or not CIS, all white middle-class teenagers are known for being lazy.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
In to the trash you go.
#12 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
>middle-class teenagers
>CIS or not CIS
>all white middle-class teenagers are known for being lazy.
#14 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
But that is just common knowledge.

It's not okay for me to joke about a common stereotype?
#15 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
It's ok.
#16 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]






Psst. I'm white and middle-class, cheer up mate.
#17 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm aryan.
User avatar #20 - lipshinuken (09/12/2014) [-]
Welcome to the Master race!
User avatar #21 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#18 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Hi aryan,

I'm Auryn.
#19 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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