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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:11/28/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#4 - WWE ain't got nothin' on them. 08/30/2014 on This door oppresses me 0
#2 - I feel really unoriginal since this is the second time I post … 08/30/2014 on ayy lmao +38
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Daily dose of cute +5
User avatar #29 - jokesexplain (08/30/2014) [-]
Why not join our rampid posting?
#37 - Picture 08/30/2014 on How to film on a phone +4
#14 - My cat is no different. It kills numerous different s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on I'm the racoon, you're the cat 0
User avatar #59 - frankwest (08/31/2014) [-]
I want a raccoon, man. And I want it to chill with my cat without being a dick.
#6 - The incline is penis women kinda cancels that out. 08/30/2014 on Thank you based China 0
#4 - Slow down there, soccer mom. 08/30/2014 on How to be a dick +96
#2 - A few months ago while I was in Italy I went into a pizza plac…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Enlightenment +67
#15 - applescryatnight (08/31/2014) [-]
for a second i thought you meant that she sat directly across from you at the same table, whipping it out and looking you straight in the eyes like she was challenging you.
i was seriously confused.
#13 - Womens Study Major (08/31/2014) [-]
to me its not about the act, it's about common courtesy/decency. In your case I would have personally gotten irritated just for the fact that she didn't ask how I felt about it since I was there first. Especially if the restaurant was empty....which means that there would be plenty of other seats that could have been taken if I had asked for her not to do it.
#5 - Womens Study Major (08/30/2014) [-]
I understand that it's completely natural for a woman to feed a baby like this. However, would you like to know what else is natural?

Shitting.

If a woman is allowed freely to expose her breast and nurse her child in public, then I should have every right to expose my ass and release the kraken in public. I can't of course, because that would be public indecency. Nature doesn't really make a good argument for things like these, especially in America. I can see why it's normal over there in Europe, because they're much less Puritan than we are in the States, but I believe if you're going to feed a baby in public, have the decency to express milk first and bottle feed.

But hey, if breastfeeding in public is universally accepted in the near future, I won't mind as much.
User avatar #52 - katarinaismywaifu (08/31/2014) [-]
>Feeding a hungry infant
>Same as shitting in public
>Mammary glands
>Same as an anus
Fuck off you piece of shit
User avatar #20 - zight (08/31/2014) [-]
shitting and breast feeding are two completely different fucking things though, Not even fucking tribes people would just shit in the middle of their people because its natural. You see whats wrong here? comparing shitting to breast feeding? it's like comparing masturbating to breast feeding. its just fucking obvious you don't do it.
User avatar #12 - prohibullion (08/31/2014) [-]
There is an important difference between drinking milk and shitting.
User avatar #9 - fables (08/31/2014) [-]
shitting when and where you want is highly unsanitary
breastfeeding is just feeding a baby
User avatar #8 - carefree (08/31/2014) [-]
Y'know what else is natural?
BEARS.
#6 - adamks (08/30/2014) [-]
Shitting stinks, a baby suckling doesn't. You can eat whatever you like in public, so why should a baby have to do it in a bathroom or whatever.
#3 - ogomer (08/30/2014) [-]
Way to build expectancies there.
#1 - I used to do this too with my previously alive cat, he'd catch…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on how to catch a fly +8
User avatar #4 - darkmagicmge (08/31/2014) [-]
no longs alive?
#5 - auryn (08/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - scorpidea (08/31/2014) [-]
dead cats can do it too... you just have to throw them harder....
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on My Grandpa +322
#78 - Womens Study Major (08/31/2014) [-]
#10 - WhiteCrayon (08/31/2014) [-]
#11 - It usually takes a crane.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/30/2014 on the indestructible hilux +469
#100 - SergeantPWN (08/31/2014) [-]
You are a beautiful human being for that reference.
User avatar #54 - srhkid (08/31/2014) [-]
Is that how your mom gets home?

#rekt
#31 - Womens Study Major (08/30/2014) [-]
thats an obscure reference if i ever saw one.
#40 - Jeff C (08/31/2014) [-]
#70 - pepperoni (08/31/2014) [-]
#92 - thebaseballexpert (08/31/2014) [-]
#39 - Womens Study Major (08/30/2014) [-]
Oh yes, I think we saw what he did there
#1 - hfw 08/30/2014 on frekt +1
#1 - I never realized idiot is a shape. 08/30/2014 on Has anyone ever questioned... +2
#2 - He doesn't look 14. 08/30/2014 on How accurate is this +11
#1 - I want Drake to murder my penis.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Started from the bottom now... -3
#21 - itrinx (08/31/2014) [-]
#22 - auryn (08/31/2014) [-]
I gotta admit, that's pretty funny calling someone a faggot with an anime GIF.

I do hope the irony is intentional.
#23 - itrinx (08/31/2014) [-]
Watching anime is still not comparable to your level of faggotry.
#24 - auryn (08/31/2014) [-]
If you really want to know it was just a casual derision referencing Amanda Bynes' tweet.
I know it's hard to imagine, but sometimes people aren't serious on this site.

On a related note, there's hardcore homosexual porn out there that's less gay than anime and the asociated subculture.
User avatar #25 - itrinx (08/31/2014) [-]
Excuse me for not having the reference from a Tweet.
Excuse you for mistaking me for one of those shit twats that live only for animes + waifus and shit
Tbh i don't have enough time to spend watching the brandnewbandwagonanime every time there's one.
#26 - auryn (08/31/2014) [-]
It's okay, I just enjoy being an ass to people.
#3 - pictureperfectt (08/30/2014) [-]
#55 - Picture 08/30/2014 on WELL? 0
#1 - Meh. I eat a lot if a I exercise a lot, I eat very li…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on do you even good mood? 0
User avatar #3 - poorjew (08/30/2014) [-]
That's not the point.
#11 - Welcome to FJ, where this kind of faggotry is common. 08/30/2014 on (untitled) +1
#1 - Might also be the cause of extensive drug use. 08/30/2014 on Too spooky for me 0
#2 - Could someone enlighten me on the hairdresser bit.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on This is our new Doctor +1
#35 - Womens Study Major (08/30/2014) [-]
Chewbacca is my guess
User avatar #3 - bandoslootshare (08/30/2014) [-]
maybe its because her hair had two buns on em
#13 - It's not really whining. It's just trying to put a li… 08/30/2014 on How to film on a phone +4
#9 - Raccoons are the **** . They're like cats…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on I'm the racoon, you're the cat +23
User avatar #11 - frankwest (08/30/2014) [-]
If a raccoon witnesses a cat's owner feeding it, sometimes it will murder the cat in order to get rid of competition for the food. Although they are adorable, and I hate/love them, raccoons are hearltess murdering cunts. With tiny human hands.
#14 - auryn (08/30/2014) [-]
My cat is no different.

It kills numerous different species, including cute bunnies, just for fun.
User avatar #59 - frankwest (08/31/2014) [-]
I want a raccoon, man. And I want it to chill with my cat without being a dick.
#11 - People that aren't complete faggots.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on How to film on a phone +89
#12 - herbolifee (08/30/2014) [-]
> Not being a whiny bitch about irrelevant shit like this = being a complete faggot.
#13 - auryn (08/30/2014) [-]
It's not really whining.

It's just trying to put a little sense into people who have none.
#16 - ...aaand 20 minutes later everybody lit another cigarettte. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Best anti-smoking ad yet +342
User avatar #194 - norkas (08/30/2014) [-]
Takes time to quit y'know
#163 - Womens Study Major (08/30/2014) [-]
< MFW
#34 - Brilliant movie, although I fear the underlying themes and sy…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on 2001 A Space Odyssey +3
#52 - ordog (08/30/2014) [-]
So what's the movie about anyway? I'd watch it again and try to figure it out but it is so unbearably long.
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#66 - auryn (11/27/2014) [-]
You're making increasingly less sense, I don't think you fully understand the implications of some of the things you say.

>"We might just have created the illusion of awarness and it actually dont even exist."
If that was the case then I wouldn't actually be aware of my awareness, then there would be no "I", no actual sense of "self", not the actual sensation/exeperience of awareness.
The very fact that you feel aware, already proves that it's not.

I'm not shut into my own thoughts, I'm still trying to explain why it's not logical to assume the things you do, and defintely
User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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