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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/25/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#28 - Knees don't lift, quads do. Makes more sense to say …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on Don't get yourselves hurt 0
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#57 - I was hoping someone would. 04/30/2014 on he should replace the hoop... 0
#16 - Exactly! I tend to skip the first three stept though. 04/30/2014 on Irish pride 0
#23 - That did not end the way I ejected backbend. 04/30/2014 on The Solution +1
#30 - He don't look like no chicken chaser to me. Then again I ain't…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2014 on he should replace the hoop... +2
User avatar #35 - taokami (04/30/2014) [-]
I get the reference.
#57 - auryn (04/30/2014) [-]
I was hoping someone would.
#26 - Bristol has a population of 428,100. That's thousands…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on dad jokes 0
User avatar #31 - thatscrewedupkid (04/30/2014) [-]
actually its about 27,000 however it gets over 100,000 when there is a NASCAR race there
#84 - I know. I''ll quote myself from comment #83: "..… 04/30/2014 on Huge metal fan 0
#83 - lolibear pretty much says it all. It's about the emphasis, the… 04/30/2014 on Huge metal fan 0
#86 - On a deeper level, everything literally is vibration. 04/29/2014 on Mind Blown 0
#14 - I saw them at my workplace. (I load cargo) I'm kinda curious) …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on tastes like freedom 0
User avatar #17 - bulwark (04/30/2014) [-]
It's the most amazing thing ever... and now that I have gotten my monthly income, imma try Mars and Snickers too... maybe try a bunch of those weird ass sodas they've got aswell
#64 - Particles are an illusion, what we call particles are focal po… 04/29/2014 on Mind Blown +1
#4 - Hitler and Bane, Haha! 04/29/2014 on Looking Kawaii +1
#12 - gay 04/29/2014 on Somersault Kiss 0
#14 - What a lucky dude indeed, I hardly ever get nearly killed. 04/29/2014 on Lucky Dude +16
#10 - I knew it after seeing the title and reading just two sentence…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Huge metal fan +108
User avatar #62 - nikolaier (04/30/2014) [-]
i didnt read the title
#22 - pootismang (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're a cunt. If putting the very first line in the title is putting the punchline in the title by your standards, you can just go fuck yourself.
#83 - auryn (04/30/2014) [-]
lolibear pretty much says it all. It's about the emphasis, the double meaning of the first sentence might more than likely have gone under my radar if it weren't for the fact that the title was stressing it.

Let's be honest here, I think we can all agree that if an title can make you guess the entire clue of the joke, it wasn't really a good choice for a title.
User avatar #36 - kievaughnb (04/30/2014) [-]
Wait, so what line is the punchline? And what does it say?
#34 - lolibear (04/30/2014) [-]
I agree that it's not a big deal, but he has a point, by putting that there, he draws emphasis to the first line, causing you to examine it more subconsciously, and realize the joke.
User avatar #15 - cumbersome (04/29/2014) [-]
"huge metal fan" is also the first line of the green text
#84 - auryn (04/30/2014) [-]
I know.

I''ll quote myself from comment #83: "...the double meaning of the first sentence might more than likely have gone under my radar if it weren't for the fact that the title was stressing it."
#55 - Everything is vibration. Light, energy, matter, sound...  [+] (6 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Mind Blown 0
User avatar #81 - tooanontoquit (04/29/2014) [-]
Everything IS NOT vibration.
Everything DOES vibrate.
#86 - auryn (04/29/2014) [-]
On a deeper level, everything literally is vibration.
#59 - anonymous (04/29/2014) [-]
ah, but light is also a particle.
User avatar #73 - coolcalx (04/29/2014) [-]
no, photons are wave functions. the "particle" form of a photon occurs when they are observed, which causes the path of the wave function to become determined, thanks to the observer effect. in between detection points, the photon is still a wave, and even at the detection point, it is a wave, just with a determined path.
#64 - auryn (04/29/2014) [-]
Particles are an illusion, what we call particles are focal points of spherical standing wave functions.

There's no actual seperation between matter and energy, everything is vibration in undivisible uniform eatheric essence, matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, as it were.

There is no actual wave/particle duality.

Modern mainstream science is still behind on this.
#62 - anonymous (04/29/2014) [-]
Well, that one is disputable. It can either be a wave or a particle, but not both
#39 - It has a nice flow to it. 04/29/2014 on (untitled) 0
#143 - Eat it to gain its powers. 04/29/2014 on Worm or Alien??? +4
#119 - thank you black people man, for getting your shit together. 04/29/2014 on what'd you just call me? +3
#137 - Psst. It's a joke. 04/29/2014 on Autism +3
#131 - Although it focusses on the indidual's inner path to enlightme… 04/29/2014 on Smart Homeless Guy 0
#57 - **auryn rolled image ** D) I become this. 04/28/2014 on Which would you choose? -1
#23 - **auryn rolled comment #5 ** : horrible creatures …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Exact Same Shit I'd Write +18
User avatar #25 - thetoasterofdeath (04/28/2014) [-]
hi basham
#54 - basham (04/28/2014) [-]
You can't be serious!
User avatar #68 - majormayor (04/28/2014) [-]
Maybe he's just familiar with you being that guy with the cat waifu.
#94 - basham (04/29/2014) [-]
It seems to be a running occurrence.
User avatar #95 - majormayor (04/29/2014) [-]
So, you're the guy with Katia Managan as their waifu on here? She seems to be a bit more popular in that way elsewhere.
#98 - basham (04/29/2014) [-]
You can say I'm the guy, but she's not mine to claim, Prequel's just getting more and more popular. The more Katia shared around the better in my opinion.
#43 - It's used to put things in perspective. Because let's… 04/28/2014 on Reddit>tumblr 0
#101 - Yes. That is indeed extemely hilarious.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on Refreshing +1
User avatar #123 - georgepowizzy (04/28/2014) [-]
LMAOOO THATS ABOUT THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ..............

not really

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#61 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#60 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#59 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#58 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the nigger raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the shitstorms.
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to shitmouthing others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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