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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:4/27/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#957
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 42487 total,  51718 ,  9231
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 88.3% (883/1000)
Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12963
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:7981
FJ Points:33766

latest user's comments

#86 - The best way to enjoy fishing is to don't do it but play video games. 04/21/2015 on Who's a good boy? +2
#11 - I regularly see funnier comments in the youtube comment sectio… 04/20/2015 on Haha -1
#80 - I don't like girls who put out easily. In fact nearly…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Tumblr summed up +1
User avatar #81 - izdubar (04/20/2015) [-]
Eh, that was more of a comical retort on my part. I don't like too slutty girls either (or so far, I haven't met a single one that would be at the same time a genuinely interesting and fun person). But man, if you legitimately lose all interest in a girl after you've slept with her, you might want to do some soul-searching. I mean, there might be some deep-seated psychological issue there, and I know that's really none of my beeswax...but it could be preventing you from enjoying some stuff in life.
#18 - It's a viral ad from Gilette. I thought it was common… 04/19/2015 on Catch +1
#73 - unpopular* 04/19/2015 on Popular Opinion Puffin... -1
#72 - Not a popular opinion at all. Quite the opposite actu…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Popular Opinion Puffin... -1
#73 - auryn (04/19/2015) [-]
unpopular*
#31 - I have to disagree. And I generally have a very high … 04/19/2015 on So, Adorable. +2
#43 - You can't joke about science. This upsets the autisti… 04/19/2015 on Physics 0
#123 - Is this what console peasants tell themselves to make them fee… 04/19/2015 on MASTrubarte race 0
#69 - Something's a foot. 04/19/2015 on (untitled) 0
#112 - Oh, admin. You're like the friend I never wanted. 04/18/2015 on he still has me 0
#123 - you bat  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Easy 0
User avatar #124 - sugoi (04/18/2015) [-]
Is that some fancy position from karma sutra?
#129 - ihasbrainworms (04/18/2015) [-]
Caramel sutra is the best flavor.
#127 - I love mariuz pudowski. He was a succesful strongman,…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Do You Even Lift? +4
User avatar #199 - kaiserdjg (04/17/2015) [-]
The man the legend
#125 - Synthol doesn't build actual muscle and defintely not any stre…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Do You Even Lift? +1
User avatar #130 - jvizzlez (04/17/2015) [-]
It doesn't make you stronger or anything, it just makes your muscles appear bigger. I assumed anon was talking about the size of their muscles, and not their actual strength.
although, people with synthol injections are really obvious and look like idiots most of the time, what with their 30 inch biceps flopping ever so gracefully in the wind, or deflating when small children poke them unless you're really good at injecting synthol, but why not just work out by then smh
#123 - Strength athlete. The core of their training revolves… 04/17/2015 on Do You Even Lift? 0
#253 - I don't think so. If that was the case then he could'…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on wheres my e621.net laptop? +1
User avatar #272 - cormy (04/17/2015) [-]
And you think punching the screen will stop the speakers...?
#65 - Even if it's going to be insanely high taxed, it should still … 04/16/2015 on New way to smoke 0
#27 - grandma, stop it 04/15/2015 on An actual equal feminist 0
#111 - Where's glowing double-sided dildo 04/15/2015 on star wars erotic toys 0
#102 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** M… 04/15/2015 on New pokemon announced +1
#106 - trashy* 04/15/2015 on Good Fashion 0
#105 - Looks about as unappealing as it does on men. Shoddy …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Good Fashion 0
#106 - auryn (04/15/2015) [-]
trashy*
#128 - Picture 04/15/2015 on Truth +3
#159 - Sorry, had a brainfart.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on Transneger 0
User avatar #160 - jokexplain (04/14/2015) [-]
Happens to the borscht of us
#17 - Crossfit, my ass. That's impressive, you'd actually h…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Crossfit +3
#23 - iqequalzero (04/14/2015) [-]
Strong? Youd have to be a goddam superhero.
User avatar #19 - penguinstampede (04/14/2015) [-]
my L.G.S. has a crossfit next to it and i can confirm this is exactly what it sounds like they are doing next door.

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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