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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#286
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 95 total,  175 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 34256 total,  42680 ,  8424
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 88.4% (884/1000)
Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12830
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:6775
FJ Points:27767

latest user's comments

#50 - Saggy? You sound like you've never seen actual tits.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on well do you? +3
User avatar #97 - hackmon (12/20/2014) [-]
"a bag of sand, man? come on!"
#49 - Not too bad, however she could do with a little less clothes. 12/20/2014 on well do you? +1
#20 - Last week sure was a long week since I already came across the… 12/20/2014 on You think this is a game? +2
#85 - Laws have nothing to do with what is wrong or right per se. … 12/20/2014 on Drugs are Bad 0
#71 - However, how you deal with the circumstances is a choice. 12/20/2014 on Fat shaming Friday. 0
#53 - They did. 12/20/2014 on Drugs are Bad 0
#52 - If you don't want them to drink, then don't get vodka for them… 12/20/2014 on Drugs are Bad -2
#22 - I hate how people like to pretend that how their life ends up …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Fat shaming Friday. +1
User avatar #70 - Indoknight (12/20/2014) [-]
you can't always control your circumstances
#71 - auryn (12/20/2014) [-]
However, how you deal with the circumstances is a choice.

#23 - I've been past that. You know the stage where you use… 12/20/2014 on pepperoni 0
#22 - Rape is never the answer. Rape is the question, and t… 12/20/2014 on pepperoni +1
#19 - I think scamming people is worse than underage drinking.  [+] (12 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Drugs are Bad -2
#58 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
But scamming underage lil shits who want to commit a crime is K
#56 - killerofcows (12/20/2014) [-]
scamming people is bad, scamming kids trying to do something illegal not so much

its not money wasted, it is money spent on education, the class is called dont trust people
#85 - auryn (12/20/2014) [-]
Laws have nothing to do with what is wrong or right per se.
Just because there's a law for it doesn't automatically mean it's good.

Besides I believe drinking isn't good for anyone. So I would be justified to scam people trying to buy drinks? No.
They aren't trying to directly harm anyone else, and if drinking is bad they should find out on their own.

Scamming their money is just a cunt move, and all that it teaches is how to be a cunt.
You are just bigoted and naive if you think you'll actually make a positive impact by scamming their money.
#35 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
No
#52 - auryn (12/20/2014) [-]
If you don't want them to drink, then don't get vodka for them.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Where's your commen sense, people.
User avatar #26 - sugoi (12/20/2014) [-]
They didn't give him any money.
#53 - auryn (12/20/2014) [-]
They did.
User avatar #29 - aximil (12/20/2014) [-]
He says he got free vodka, meaning he didn't pay for it. When minors ask for alcohol they give you money to go buy it with and then some extra money for yourself for doing it.
User avatar #30 - sugoi (12/20/2014) [-]
Ma baaaad.
#31 - aximil (12/20/2014) [-]
Everyone makes mistakes. I forgive you, but your parents might not forgive you so easily.
#32 - sugoi (12/20/2014) [-]
Daddy never loved me.
#36 - valygomu (12/20/2014) [-]
Shut up son
#52 - Fantasizing about sex with same gender? 12/19/2014 on Idk +23
#32 - Abosulutely not. All you have to do is look to the pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Funny +1
User avatar #37 - witislimited (12/19/2014) [-]
You're right, I looked at it in a stupid way.
#131 - Yes. 12/19/2014 on Decisions 0
#173 - You're right. I didn't read correctly. 12/18/2014 on Gift Card Bet 0
#161 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Gift Card Bet 0
User avatar #170 - kentravyon (12/18/2014) [-]
I don't think he was loaned money, seems to be a matter of [insert bet here] looser gives winner $15 gift card.

He lost but was funny about the way he delivers it.
#173 - auryn (12/18/2014) [-]
You're right.

I didn't read correctly.
#38 - Obviously he's criticizing the character and the way he's writ… 12/18/2014 on It's true love we share. +5
#16 - No, that's called a bukkake. 12/18/2014 on Baptism +1
#26 - Picture 12/18/2014 on A Public Service... +7
#4 - He has no hand? Singular? So he does have a hand? 12/18/2014 on Lucky +1
#75 - That's not an opinion. 12/17/2014 on Mr. Brand +20
#136 - Lift weights. Best of both worlds. 12/17/2014 on Euphoric 0
#143 - You sure seem desperate to convince yourself or others you are…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Love +3
User avatar #198 - chillingbear (12/18/2014) [-]
Every time I visit FJ i see posts like this and half the comments are people moaning how pathetic their life. I am sorry I was sick of seeing those people continually bitch without do anything about it.
User avatar #148 - ideasplease (12/17/2014) [-]
hesrightyouknow.jpg
#192 - I wash my hands with bodywash. 12/17/2014 on bumburner 0
#21 - Maybe next time don't marry a cat.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Confused cat +7
User avatar #34 - sovietsamurai (12/17/2014) [-]
But I love pussy
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#71 - auryn (12/21/2014) [-]
*roll comment*
User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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