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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:9/18/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#44 - This has nothing to do with atomic bombs, it's a global epidemic.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Now everything makes sense 0
User avatar #45 - hikewne (09/14/2014) [-]
I blame fireguns.
#19 - Nobody gets dumped for being too sweet, that's just a polite cover-up.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Sweet Justice 0
#31 - kanedam (09/14/2014) [-]
there are some girls that dump guys for that reason...
#55 - auryn (09/14/2014) [-]
No, it's just a subtle way of saying they're too much of a pushover / awkward / desperate / nerdy / unattractive / unassertive / etc. / etc.
#58 - kanedam (09/14/2014) [-]
there are also women that feel that they dont deserve to be treated that well and cant stand it.
#63 - auryn (09/14/2014) [-]
I doubt that's the case in the vast majority of the cases.
User avatar #22 - ninjaroo (09/14/2014) [-]
It's an attempt at a polite cover up, but it's not a very good one.
#18 - Comment deleted 09/14/2014 on Sweet Justice 0
#67 - But muh bible! 09/14/2014 on worth +2
#66 - So Jesus is the Lord after all. 09/14/2014 on worth +1
#42 - Well, those aren't mutually exclusive. 09/14/2014 on The More You Know 0
#108 - Voicing honest opinion =/= trolling 09/14/2014 on Under the Dog -1
#11 - Picture 09/13/2014 on (untitled) +11
#23 - I might try it for the novelty factor, but not in anyway becau… 09/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
#3 - Whatever you say, Oprah.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2014 on thanks,oprah +64
#10 - rufflezrgood (09/14/2014) [-]
It usually takes a crane to get her out.
#7 - symphoric (09/14/2014) [-]
Well.. That's depressing.
#11 - Picture 09/13/2014 on Hi Admin ;) +1
#37 - Bottom right, fail to see the horror in that. 09/13/2014 on The horrors of Pizza... 0
#13 - I know and understand, but no one is asking to get raped. … 09/13/2014 on Logic -3
#13 - Look online. Google it, it's all out there. Just type: 'nutrit… 09/13/2014 on Help me 0
#77 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on So that's how they do it +5
User avatar #80 - shadowrated (09/13/2014) [-]
forgot to log in
i'll take that as stating a fact
#10 - Another thing is to keep your metabolism up, so as paradoxical… 09/13/2014 on Help me 0
#9 - Okay listen up, the basics are pretty simple. • Fir…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Help me 0
User avatar #11 - nagafever (09/13/2014) [-]
so... how do i count calories? and if it's on the bag i buy it in then i'll find that out, but fruits and shit dont come in bags
#13 - auryn (09/13/2014) [-]
Look online. Google it, it's all out there. Just type: 'nutritional value of <food>'
#10 - auryn (09/13/2014) [-]
Another thing is to keep your metabolism up, so as paradoxical as it may sound, if you want to lose weight you need to eat more often. Not more, but more often. Instead of eating 2 or 3 times a day spread it over 5 or 6 smaller meals. If you already eat little and you only eat 2 times a day your body has more strongly the tendency to go into survival mode and store as much calories as it can.

• Fruits and vegetables are good, they're healthy because of their vitamins and minerals. Vegetables you can pretty much eat what you want, but don't go too crazy with fruit, especially the sweet fruit, there's still a relatively big amount of fast-absorbing carbs in them, fructose e.g.

• As far as drinks go, besides milk you could only drink water. Everything else is just unnecessary calories. You're better off eating whole fruits than drinking fruit juice.
Stay hydrated, especially around your workout.

• As for exercising, a good way to quickly burn fat is to do cardio first thing in the morning on an empty stomach, your body will break into the bodyfat reserves more quickly.
Also consider doing HIIT (high-intensity interval training) as opposed to doing a moderate intensity for a longer time. You can lose more fat in a shorter amount of time this way.

All knowledge can be used to work for your advantage, but don't get too worked up about details, as long as you have a general idea of how and what.
The most important thing is the effort you put it, to be persistent, consequent, and keep yourself motivated.
#16 - Yes, I know. Plenty of drugs references in The Beatles songs. 09/13/2014 on The Office 0
#2 - Thanks! 09/12/2014 on Tags 0
#124 - ♫̆̓̈̈́̃̈́͘ ̽͛͂̈̀̄̄̉O͗͒̍̌̕͝͝N̒̂͘͝… 09/12/2014 on What do I do? +3
#11 - It's not my best work, but the resemblance is there. 09/12/2014 on roll picture +1
#5 - **auryn rolled image ** No GIFs plx  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on roll picture 0
#11 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
It's not my best work, but the resemblance is there.
User avatar #8 - wrenchjockey (09/12/2014) [-]
no problem
#4 - **auryn rolled image **  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on roll picture 0
#5 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image** No GIFs plx
#11 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
It's not my best work, but the resemblance is there.
User avatar #8 - wrenchjockey (09/12/2014) [-]
no problem
#92 - The entire universe is made up.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #99 - lemanrouste (09/12/2014) [-]
Of ATOMS.
#112 - ✓ D. Steal her panties, stockings, shoes. Wear them. Eat the…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on What do I do? +6
#137 - neelix (09/12/2014) [-]
can we also jerk off and jizz on her naked feet?
User avatar #115 - thebobinito (09/12/2014) [-]
Well.. Okay.
#124 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]

♫̆̓̈̈́̃̈́͘ ̽͛͂̈̀̄̄̉O͗͒̍̌̕͝͝N̒̂̀̋̑͌͘͝E͂́̀̓͑̽̕͝ ̂̾͌̈́̈̓͛͘P̂̀̉̾͗͛̆̏I̋̏͑̆͆̋̒L̇̔͒̽͌̈́̃̑L̓͆̈́̀̄͝ ̈́̄ ̈́̌̓̀̀͂̔̀M̈́̃̐̀́̾͝͝A͂́̀̿̊̏͘͝K̏͆̃̂͋̈́E͐̈̐͑͂͝ ͑̃S͛͋̍̏͒̽̈́ ̏̂̍͋͆͂̚̚Ÿ́̒̈́̾̅͆̅Ō͗͗̆̎̏̀͒Ȗ͗̂͆̒̃̉ ͋̀̆̋̃͑͐L̓͑̿̆Ȧ͊̚R͛̋̄̆͆̆͘G̓̃̾̂͒̿E͊̄͆͆̊ ͂R͗͊̾̂̉͑̂̍,̄̈́̿͛̔̋͗̅ ̿̃̽̓̑͊͘̕A͑̽̾̉͌̊͘N̓̔̅́̇̓͆͝D̽̾̐̍͊̿̾ ̓̀̀̾̈́͂O͛̇͆̇̕N͒̎̄̔̋͌̊E͛͂͐̀͊̑̂ ̇̂̏̔̐̈̅WĪ̅͗̚L͊̄̃͐L̋̃̈̆̿̈̀̈́ ́̋̅͝M͊̐͋̓̀̓͛͗A̾̓̓̆̔͑̚K̈͊͊̽̑̾͒͝E̾̉̒S̓̊̈̂̌́ ̒ ͗͆̾̎̄̓̚͝Y̋̿̈́̇̆̓̕̕O͌͋͋̅̅̓͗U̅͊͒̈́͘͝͝ ͋̾̏̅̽S̉͗̀̒̎̊͌̄M͛̿̌̊͑̔̔̅A̅̏̍͆̌̂̔͝L̏͌̌͝ ̓̑L̄͗̈́̂̒̌̚ ̈̈́͌̒̎̎͊̚ ͑͆̊͋̓̓̅♪̽́͛͊̄̚̕͝
̡͕̣̮̪͎ ̪̤̘͎͎♪̡̧͕̥̯̜ ̣̠̠̜A̗͕N̗̲D͔̦̦̯͕ ͔̭̦Ţ̜̜̣H̨̗̪E̮̮̗ ͖̮̮̥O̢̘͖̭N̨̠̯̭̹Ȩ͎͈S̡̧̨͕̠ ̨̦̯͔Ṯ͈H̢͎̪̜̪A͔̠̗̮T̜̟ ̢̹̱͈M̨̪̲̤͔O̧̨̡̤̗̯͈Ţ͈̲̭H̡̥ ̹E̡̜̤̜R̨͎̯ ̡̜͔̟̭G̣͖͔̠I̡̥͈̜̗Ṿ̢Ę̟̤͈S ͕ ̗Y̟͕͎͔̯O̘̭̗Ų̦̟͖̦ ̧͈̗̹̤Ḓ̡̧̦̹O̧̘͎N̢̹̤͕̲̦'̢̡̟̮T ̧̗̱̜͖͕̟ ̗͈̘͔D̨̥͕Ọ̧̧̥̦ ̮̤̪A̢̨̭̯N̟̯͖Y̥̹̱T̤̜̪̦̦H̟ ̧̤̣I̧̡̨̲̲̹N̘̘͔͔̠G̗̤̹͈̱͔͈ ̯̠̭̹A̜̣͔Ṱ̡̹̱ ̘͈̥A̢̢̯̮̤͔̱L̡̠̱̘L̮̥̲̠̦͔̣̜ ̗♫̪̲̦ ̨̱̗̥̥̱
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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