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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/30/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#204
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#157
Content Thumbs: 94 total,  174 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 18943 total,  25891 ,  6948
Content Level Progress: 60% (3/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 88% (880/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:12721
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:4896
FJ Points:16769

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#77 - Found the virgin.  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Women doing their eye makeup -1
#78 - Dagoron (13 hours ago) [-]
Yep. We did find virgin. And it posted right above this post.
#79 - auryn (13 hours ago) [-]
#9 - As opposed to figuratively clicking it?  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on What did i do 0
User avatar #10 - jinxter (13 hours ago) [-]
As opposed to Metaphorically.
#11 - auryn (13 hours ago) [-]
Metaphors ARE figurative.
#12 - jinxter (13 hours ago) [-]
#168 - That's because mayonnaise is basically just egg yolks and oil. 14 hours ago on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#26 - Did you get lost in the past? 14 hours ago on Yodel 0
#18 - Aren't they a little short for a stormtrooper?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Lvl 245 Doinitrite 0
User avatar #34 - radiated (5 hours ago) [-]
the template for a trooper is 5'7" which is jangos height. the rest that arent clones are whatever height
User avatar #20 - radiated (07/29/2014) [-]
stormtroopers are 5'7"
#19 - Because it was predictable. 07/29/2014 on perfection +1
#182 - In reality there is no probability. Things don't happ… 07/29/2014 on probability 0
#16 - Nift. 07/29/2014 on Friar Fred +2
#39 - It's horrible to let your wife think you died, she's going to … 07/29/2014 on Home Brew Classic Prank +26
#48 - That's incredibly cheap. Gas is twice as expensive here. 07/29/2014 on right now it's about... 0
#13 - The next stage is GILF.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Look like a MILF +1
#26 - youngneil (07/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - endodoobiesmoke (07/28/2014) [-]
at 50 she probably is some granny fanny bet her vag lips are drooping between her knees
#12 - A MILF can be a cougar, but not necessarily. Cougars … 07/28/2014 on Look like a MILF +1
#52 - No.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Comic-Con -4
#58 - herbolifee (07/28/2014) [-]
HERETIC!!!
#67 - Study 16 hours a day? I'm not even awake for 16 hours most of … 07/28/2014 on FUCK YEAH FACTS! +1
#65 - Underdeveloped intellect. 07/28/2014 on FUCK YEAH FACTS! 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on End Hollywood's impossible... +15
#20 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
Well, he was up against Mr Freeze...
#23 - As opposed to the other creatures who cut the trees, make pape… 07/28/2014 on Trees 0
#9 - Picture 07/28/2014 on It's a dogs life +3
#7 - Apparently his mama is so big her uterus was in a different state.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Questions Minorities +20
#8 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
Does that make your moms uterus a different country?
#9 - kennyxvi (07/28/2014) [-]
**kennyxvi rolled image** No it makes his mommas uterus a continent...
#9 - I don't know. The last time I candyflipped my mind we…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Only on Miiverse 0
User avatar #10 - meanberry (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm not really sure sonic is moving for real. He might just trippin it all.

Sounds scary dude, guess you should stay away from ultiflip (adrenaline shot in legg, pcp and meth I.V.)
#7 - Isn't it obvious that he already has a serious amphetamine addiction.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Only on Miiverse +3
User avatar #8 - meanberry (07/28/2014) [-]
I'd say hes candyflippin (extacy + lsd.) He runs around in a cartoon world to beat EGGMAN!
#9 - auryn (07/28/2014) [-]
I don't know.

The last time I candyflipped my mind went 600 mph but my body would hardly move at all, on the plus side I could see sound.
User avatar #10 - meanberry (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm not really sure sonic is moving for real. He might just trippin it all.

Sounds scary dude, guess you should stay away from ultiflip (adrenaline shot in legg, pcp and meth I.V.)
#9 - such my hard-on 07/28/2014 on FaceTime +1
#6 - I'm kinda liked the guy in this picture. A girl gave … 07/28/2014 on Desc is a lie 0
#11 - Tinky-Winky 07/28/2014 on icrievrytim +12
#18 - Sure she can. It'll even enhance the shock. 07/28/2014 on How to spot a lesbian +3

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#61 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image**
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#60 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image**
#59 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#58 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image**
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the nigger raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the shitstorms.
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to shitmouthing others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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