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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:9/23/2014
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#56
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#49
Content Thumbs: 95 total,  175 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 29125 total,  36857 ,  7732
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 29.7% (297/1000)
Level 324 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12762
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:5934
FJ Points:24180

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#6 - **** that redundant, out of place crammed in CG crap. 09/21/2014 on My friends while im on... +2
#197 - It doesn't look like he was trying to get up, it was likely suicide. 09/21/2014 on omg did he die? +1
#17 - Apparently you did. 09/21/2014 on fuck the system -1
#15 - I hope people do realize antioxidants are healthy, and that an…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Test!! 0
User avatar #17 - fables (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure the coma is from the salt
it's not saying the antioxidants cause it
#9 - Being the unfunny cunt that I am I'd just post bills with 'no'…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on fuck the system -1
#14 - stalini (09/21/2014) [-]
nobody cares
#17 - auryn (09/21/2014) [-]
Apparently you did.
#173 - There's a cure for that. It's called stop being a lit…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Science: Graphical... +1
#203 - Weirdozzy (09/21/2014) [-]
#76 - Hopefully never. 09/21/2014 on Don't be fooled +12
#170 - Yeah. **** people who deceide to spend t…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Science: Graphical... +1
User avatar #172 - zomaru (09/21/2014) [-]
>Doesn't affect you at all
Have you ever met someone who smoked over half a pack a day? EVERYTHING they have reeks of smoke and death. I can't concentrate if i'm within 3 feet of them because I get a headache at the smell.
#173 - auryn (09/21/2014) [-]
There's a cure for that.

It's called stop being a little bitch about it.

I've lived in India for a few months, everything reeked of piss, shit, death and decomposed waste mixed with fumes. Billions of people live like this, no problem.
I'm sure you can handle the occasional smell of tobacco.
#203 - Weirdozzy (09/21/2014) [-]
#74 - Join the club. 09/21/2014 on Sasha Grey +1
#174 - As if the allowance is a good thing. All those posts … 09/21/2014 on Better than 4chan -1
#119 - That'll do.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Talk Like a Pirate Day +1
#125 - silentark (09/21/2014) [-]
Yes... it will do nicely...
#118 - **auryn rolled image ** Rolling for sensible chuck  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Talk Like a Pirate Day 0
#119 - auryn (09/21/2014) [-]
That'll do.
#125 - silentark (09/21/2014) [-]
Yes... it will do nicely...
#64 - I don't know. "Postpone my death" sounds pr… 09/20/2014 on DYK Comp #58 0
#103 - So pointing out the ironic humour of a situation is regarded c…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on vegans 0
User avatar #104 - kennyh (09/20/2014) [-]
I dunno. When you comment, you win some, you miss some, I missed this one. Who cares.
#101 - I'm not a vegan. Even if I was, what would your point be?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2014 on vegans 0
User avatar #102 - kennyh (09/20/2014) [-]
I dunno, you were complaining about meat-eaters, seemed like a vegan thing to do.
#103 - auryn (09/20/2014) [-]
So pointing out the ironic humour of a situation is regarded complaining these days..?

User avatar #104 - kennyh (09/20/2014) [-]
I dunno. When you comment, you win some, you miss some, I missed this one. Who cares.
#46 - You can't save lifes, you just postpone death.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on DYK Comp #58 +1
User avatar #47 - EnergizierAnon (09/20/2014) [-]
"you saved my life" sounds better than "you postponed my death" though.
#64 - auryn (09/20/2014) [-]
I don't know.

"Postpone my death" sounds pretty metal.
#9 - Picture 09/20/2014 on Ooops!! +8
#12 - 'Affect' can be a noun too, and 'effect' can be a verb too.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #13 - hellomynameisbill (09/20/2014) [-]
give me the use of affect as a noun in a sentence
#28 - Don't be such a ******* pleb. 09/20/2014 on Graphics 0
#45 - I never hear or see any vegans or vegetarians, but I always he…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/20/2014 on vegans +6
User avatar #82 - ieatbengay (09/20/2014) [-]
you mean in real life or on the internet?
User avatar #58 - kennyh (09/20/2014) [-]
look in the mirror, there is the vegan. now you see one.
#101 - auryn (09/20/2014) [-]
I'm not a vegan.

Even if I was, what would your point be?
User avatar #102 - kennyh (09/20/2014) [-]
I dunno, you were complaining about meat-eaters, seemed like a vegan thing to do.
#103 - auryn (09/20/2014) [-]
So pointing out the ironic humour of a situation is regarded complaining these days..?

User avatar #104 - kennyh (09/20/2014) [-]
I dunno. When you comment, you win some, you miss some, I missed this one. Who cares.
#48 - jdrinfantry (09/20/2014) [-]
I guess you haven't been on Tumblr
#15 - **auryn rolled image ** Yet here I am, with my scooter 09/20/2014 on 404 error - No name found +1
#158 - ATH-M50x reporting in 09/20/2014 on Your ears deserve to be... 0
#38 - I wouldn't be too sure about that.. 09/18/2014 on Public breastfeeding logic 0
#13 - Actually it'd be more like *phlegm*o*phlegm* 09/18/2014 on tumble +3
#12 - 'van goff' is nowhere near the correct pronounciation and just… 09/18/2014 on tumble +30
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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