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auryn

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
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#4 - But how does one return to one's native time? When yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2016 on Time +1
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#6 - wdparsell (06/21/2016) [-]
You would just walk right out the door as your past self is fixing the time machine you just used. Trust me, I played timesplitters.
#7 - I'm not gonna lie. If I could, I would. Even though I…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/20/2016 on Beards -2
#24 - anon (06/21/2016) [-]
I can sense the sweaty virgin through this post
#40 - quoterox (06/21/2016) [-]
#25 - auryn (06/21/2016) [-]
Does the concept joke says anything to you.
#29 - anon (06/21/2016) [-]
sorry I said this
#26 - anon (06/21/2016) [-]
XDDD FUNNY JOKE XDDD
WE GOT A COMEDIAN OVER HERE XDDDDDDDD
"I AM HOT"
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X D D D X D D D D D D D X dddddd
#44 - I'd never expected them to actually call it the 1080 though. …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2016 on Pascal - GTX 1080 & GTX 1070 +12
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#69 - sniffythebird (06/21/2016) [-]
Same here. I expected them to do a different naming scheme like GTX 1800 and GTX 1700, and then 2800 and so on for future generations.
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#49 - yuichka (06/21/2016) [-]
It doesn't quiet fit the 4k experience unless you get them in SLI.
Does great job on 1440p though, while not a "standard" still, it's the next stop before 4k.
And unless we will max out 120fps at 1440p, we wont see cards doing great performance on 4k... So yeaa..
#42 - >founders edition Defintely going for the high-end… 06/20/2016 on Pascal - GTX 1080 & GTX 1070 0
#2 - Paradox. If he actually fixed it, there wouldn't be a…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/20/2016 on Time +19
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#7 - toxicwarning (06/21/2016) [-]
It's fucking time travel, let's not pretend we understand how it would work.
#5 - kameken (06/21/2016) [-]
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#3 - wiseagain (06/20/2016) [-]
Or:
>Man discovers his time machine is broken
>walks into house
>posts about it on Facebook
>goes back to garage
>fixes it
>goes back in time to when his alternate self was discovering his time machine was broken
>posts that he had fixed the problem on Facebook
>returns to native time

And I know he'd probably see that message, but if he did see it, maybe he deduced that he would post about his time machine being broken due to the phrasing of the first post?
#4 - auryn (06/21/2016) [-]
But how does one return to one's native time?

When you alter the past and travel forwards in time again, wouldn't you just go to the future of that altered past, instead of the original present.
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#6 - wdparsell (06/21/2016) [-]
You would just walk right out the door as your past self is fixing the time machine you just used. Trust me, I played timesplitters.
#6 - Life 06/20/2016 on cringy +4
#5 - ******* mimics.. 06/20/2016 on how to make a clock +2
#3 - 'Tis but a scratch. 06/20/2016 on noot noot motherfucker 0
#14 - On my first try of the Nameless King I only needed to hit him … 06/20/2016 on Namless king one hit +5
#19 - You're making one of the worst and most horrible mistakes in s… 06/20/2016 on My favorite quote +2