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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#56
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#49
Content Thumbs: 95 total,  175 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 29125 total,  36857 ,  7732
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 29.7% (297/1000)
Level 324 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12762
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:5932
FJ Points:24180

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#23 - Was he adopted? 09/06/2014 on Christian is lightheaded 0
#26 - I feel like the word has lost it's meaning these days, but thi… 09/06/2014 on DOOM - Photoshop Speed Art 0
#20 - Now that would be my ideal dog. A dog who behaves like a cat.  [+] (12 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Cat Dog +143
User avatar #72 - jessieqwertyu (09/06/2014) [-]
Shiba Inu, a very catlike breed of dog.
#104 - CIS White Male (09/06/2014) [-]
that doge thing
User avatar #65 - konradkurze (09/06/2014) [-]
you want a dog that cries to get let out then when you open the door it just sits there and weighs its options?
User avatar #69 - hierophant (09/06/2014) [-]
Better than a dog that never shuts up!
User avatar #164 - konradkurze (09/06/2014) [-]
best never get a terrier then
those things love to make noise
User avatar #184 - hierophant (09/06/2014) [-]
Naw, I'm a cute person anyways. Much quieter, less required attention, more cuddly and furry. My family decided to get a "shipooh" (shitzu-poodle mix) and I had to live with that damn dog for...Uh. 6 years? 4 years? ....Too long! That thing would NEVER shut up! A slight knock on the wall would cause it go berserk and bark endlessly! Dear god am I glad that I no longer live with them!
User avatar #186 - konradkurze (09/06/2014) [-]
shitzu - poodle
shit poo

i see what you did there

User avatar #185 - hierophant (09/06/2014) [-]
*cat person. Though I do like to often think of myself as a cute person too. c:
#73 - auryn (09/06/2014) [-]
It isn't very polite to talk about konradkurze that way.
User avatar #78 - hierophant (09/06/2014) [-]
It ain't very polite of him to yap in my ear all day!
User avatar #76 - mrshrapnel (09/06/2014) [-]
Hes a heretic, he deserves it.
#68 - auryn (09/06/2014) [-]
#25 - Hmm, yes. delicious octo pie. 09/06/2014 on nature scary +4
#56 - It looks like a garbage-can with limbs. 09/06/2014 on Ahhh memories 0
#19 - My last name is Brown, but I'm white. My last name is John…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Christian is lightheaded +50
User avatar #94 - teegoogilycoffeeme (09/06/2014) [-]
My last name is Cook. But I don't cook anything.
User avatar #106 - lecorbi (09/06/2014) [-]
my last name is cook, but im not jew
#97 - auryn (09/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #98 - teegoogilycoffeeme (09/06/2014) [-]
Damn it auryn, I said I can't cook.
#99 - auryn (09/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - burnswhenipee (09/06/2014) [-]
My last name is Day but I'm nocturnal
User avatar #74 - lunarmage (09/06/2014) [-]
*batman
#100 - auryn (09/06/2014) [-]
Bruce Day... hmm no, something seems off.
User avatar #22 - darthblam (09/06/2014) [-]
I once knew a white guy who's last name was Blackman.
User avatar #24 - DaFatman (09/06/2014) [-]
I am actually a white guy with the last name Blackman -.-
#23 - auryn (09/06/2014) [-]
Was he adopted?
User avatar #20 - braindeadmetalhead (09/06/2014) [-]
that gave me a chuckle. I've never heard of all those until now.
#9 - I'm pretty sure he already lost his balls somewhere down the road. 09/05/2014 on Socks and sandals +1
#4 - **auryn rolled image ** Rolling faggot standing by. … 09/05/2014 on Puppy Wish -1
#5 - k bye gg, no re 09/05/2014 on Book World 0
#4 - **auryn rolled image ** The world I'll be in next  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Book World 0
#5 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
k bye gg, no re
#22 - The strength gained in doing pull-ups purely on strength inste… 09/05/2014 on Cross-fit 0
#12 - I don't want to **** on the bird's achievement bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Now I got a brand new... 0
#16 - aleksandurr (09/05/2014) [-]
they can make multi room houses if they go long enough without a mate, they literally spend all of their free time building it. Birds of Paradise are fucking crazy.
#64 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on auryn's profile 0
User avatar #65 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
#5 - I like to order point 3. 09/05/2014 on Twincest 0
#6 - 2, sometimes 3. 09/05/2014 on I can't even 0
#34 - Picture 09/05/2014 on Taco Describes The N word +10
#40 - Picture 09/05/2014 on (untitled) +4
#39 - "gangrene" 09/05/2014 on (untitled) +2
#254 - Call of Honor 2 : Battlestrike 09/05/2014 on Is it thought? +1
#138 - What kind of supplements I use? Oh, they're pretty obscure, yo… 09/05/2014 on She wants it. She really... 0
#24 - Just look at all the posts, the comments, the community. I… 09/05/2014 on Shes out there +1
#20 - I'm just saying that it goes against the typical perceived ima…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Shes out there -1
User avatar #21 - theugandanhero (09/05/2014) [-]
Could be very much likely if you don't just perceive Funnyjunk the way you do
#24 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
Just look at all the posts, the comments, the community.
It's not my subjective perceived image, it's just the kind of vibe that FJ sends off.

That's like saying /b/ could very well be polite and empathic if I just change my perception.
#18 - The exception proves the rule. 09/05/2014 on Shes out there +1
#6 - But his eyes say rape. 09/05/2014 on Muy Bueno +81
#14 - Comment deleted 09/05/2014 on silky smooth +5
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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