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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#55
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#49
Content Thumbs: 95 total,  175 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 29101 total,  36832 ,  7731
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Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 28% (280/1000)
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Content Views:12762
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:5925
FJ Points:24163

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#22 - No, I do the opposite. 09/06/2014 on Near Death 0
#3 - Severely dissapointed because of the lack of babies. 09/06/2014 on BabyMetal 0
#4 - You raise a valid point. 09/06/2014 on Ok 0
#3 - I just find it confusing and have no need for this fancy new b… 09/06/2014 on book +23
#8 - I would agree, if it weren't for the fact the rest of his stuf… 09/06/2014 on FJ reaction to the leaked... 0
#1 - We need to steal this bee-technology. 09/06/2014 on Needle vs bee stinger +1
#3 - Well, It's not plugged in. 09/06/2014 on Discover the Forest +50
#3 - >nice gyno fag 09/06/2014 on /Fit/ In A Moving Nutshell +13
#7 - We need an entire show on pranking animals. 09/06/2014 on dawgs want the bone 0
#5 - 10 inch shocker makes woman scream  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Girl tased in slowmotion +303
#34 - icrapgoldndiamonds (09/06/2014) [-]
ooh youuuu
#1 - If you look real close you see a snail trail.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on AND THEYRE OFF!! +6
#2 - violated (09/06/2014) [-]
#14 - Don't tell me they weren't asking for this or that it was unli…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Pranks Gone Wrong 0
User avatar #16 - Mortuus (09/06/2014) [-]
Do that to a non-nigger white guy and see if he punches you in the face.

Asking for it or not, these niggers should be put down.
User avatar #17 - Mortuus (09/06/2014) [-]
Save for the one guy who thought he was taking pictures of his girl. I understand that completely.
User avatar #25 - crazyanimal (09/06/2014) [-]
I don't this you understand. In the streets where all a black guy has is his rep and you fuck with that. You better be prepared to get your ass handed to you.
User avatar #34 - Mortuus (09/06/2014) [-]
Your name describes these people perfectly.
User avatar #26 - crazyanimal (09/06/2014) [-]
think*
#8 - This isn't funny, this is actually kind of cruel. The… 09/06/2014 on Trying to eat my dinner... +8
#9 - The first time I thought he was holding a knife. 09/06/2014 on Well is it? 0
#15 - He must go, his planets needs him. 09/06/2014 on Is Skyrim still relevant? +12
#2 - It's temporary pointless, but will have a meaning one day. …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Ok +5
#3 - fecal (09/06/2014) [-]
that would be temporarily pointless.

This sign is both temporary and pointless
#4 - auryn (09/06/2014) [-]
You raise a valid point.
#16 - - I made you an icecream Oh boy, what flavor? -Ice cre…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Supreme +31
User avatar #36 - harbingerwolf (09/06/2014) [-]
*Epic guitar noises*
#6 - Those were good, I request more. 09/06/2014 on Awesomeness 0
#23 - Was he adopted? 09/06/2014 on Christian is lightheaded 0
#26 - I feel like the word has lost it's meaning these days, but thi… 09/06/2014 on DOOM - Photoshop Speed Art 0
#20 - Now that would be my ideal dog. A dog who behaves like a cat.  [+] (12 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Cat Dog +143
User avatar #72 - jessieqwertyu (09/06/2014) [-]
Shiba Inu, a very catlike breed of dog.
#104 - 4chan refugee (09/06/2014) [-]
that doge thing
User avatar #65 - konradkurze (09/06/2014) [-]
you want a dog that cries to get let out then when you open the door it just sits there and weighs its options?
User avatar #69 - hierophant (09/06/2014) [-]
Better than a dog that never shuts up!
User avatar #164 - konradkurze (09/06/2014) [-]
best never get a terrier then
those things love to make noise
User avatar #184 - hierophant (09/06/2014) [-]
Naw, I'm a cute person anyways. Much quieter, less required attention, more cuddly and furry. My family decided to get a "shipooh" (shitzu-poodle mix) and I had to live with that damn dog for...Uh. 6 years? 4 years? ....Too long! That thing would NEVER shut up! A slight knock on the wall would cause it go berserk and bark endlessly! Dear god am I glad that I no longer live with them!
User avatar #186 - konradkurze (09/06/2014) [-]
shitzu - poodle
shit poo

i see what you did there

User avatar #185 - hierophant (09/06/2014) [-]
*cat person. Though I do like to often think of myself as a cute person too. c:
#73 - auryn (09/06/2014) [-]
It isn't very polite to talk about konradkurze that way.
User avatar #78 - hierophant (09/06/2014) [-]
It ain't very polite of him to yap in my ear all day!
User avatar #76 - mrshrapnel (09/06/2014) [-]
Hes a heretic, he deserves it.
#68 - auryn (09/06/2014) [-]
#25 - Hmm, yes. delicious octo pie. 09/06/2014 on nature scary +4
#56 - It looks like a garbage-can with limbs. 09/06/2014 on Ahhh memories 0
#19 - My last name is Brown, but I'm white. My last name is John…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Christian is lightheaded +50
User avatar #94 - teegoogilycoffeeme (09/06/2014) [-]
My last name is Cook. But I don't cook anything.
User avatar #106 - lecorbi (09/06/2014) [-]
my last name is cook, but im not jew
#97 - auryn (09/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #98 - teegoogilycoffeeme (09/06/2014) [-]
Damn it auryn, I said I can't cook.
#99 - auryn (09/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - burnswhenipee (09/06/2014) [-]
My last name is Day but I'm nocturnal
User avatar #74 - lunarmage (09/06/2014) [-]
*batman
#100 - auryn (09/06/2014) [-]
Bruce Day... hmm no, something seems off.
User avatar #22 - darthblam (09/06/2014) [-]
I once knew a white guy who's last name was Blackman.
User avatar #24 - DaFatman (09/06/2014) [-]
I am actually a white guy with the last name Blackman -.-
#23 - auryn (09/06/2014) [-]
Was he adopted?
User avatar #20 - braindeadmetalhead (09/06/2014) [-]
that gave me a chuckle. I've never heard of all those until now.
#9 - I'm pretty sure he already lost his balls somewhere down the road. 09/05/2014 on Socks and sandals +1
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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