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#34 - I fail to see anything funny, interesting or contructive about this.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on You have been reminded +1
#38 - paintt (09/08/2014) [-]
What im getting from it is that the US has landed on the moon but is being recorded as a lower scientific country compared to the accomplishments of others.
#39 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Everyone knows the moon-landing was a hoax.
#2 - Appropriately lemon and salt are also the 2 out of 3 ingredien… 09/08/2014 on L33t Hacks +16
#34 - Yes, but I used his hands, so it wasn't really gay.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2014 on To confuse your friends... +17
User avatar #40 - mutzaki (09/08/2014) [-]
Even if you did use your own hands, whispering "no homo" into his unconscious ear would've still made it not gay.
#41 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind for the next time.
User avatar #35 - wwhhaaq (09/08/2014) [-]
alright, good, i was gonna say, you can't go halfway for a prank
#22 - Now see, the mistake you made is that you watched anime. 09/08/2014 on Second anime i watch 0
#9 - Welcome on FJ. Where people are just as much a bunch … 09/08/2014 on wtf 9fag +1
#4 - He was a changed man after that experience. It is as … 09/08/2014 on Student gets stuck +16
#4 - Wit* Whit means a tiny amount.  [+] (11 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Jesus Christ! +82
#19 - ninjapieguy (09/08/2014) [-]
Fly it proud, my brother.
#28 - buymemilk (09/08/2014) [-]
Spelling =/= Grammar
#10 - ripgeckosncherios (09/08/2014) [-]
can u use taht in a sentence? Would it be "a whit of X"
#11 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm not really sure, perhaps, but I've never seen it like that.

I think the most common usage would be in a negative form. For instance: "Not one whit" or "He hasn't got a whit of sense"
#12 - ripgeckosncherios (09/08/2014) [-]
THANKS
#14 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
You're welcome. And oh, I googled a few examples to get a better idea:


-I once saw Madonna drop her microphone without it affecting her vocal performance one whit.

To abandon all concepts of civility and just live life exactly how we want without caring one whit for anybody else.

-I won't feel one whit more secure if we find Saddam's WMDs, because I never felt he would use them on the West.

-They do not care a whit who f---s soft Helen.
#13 - ripgeckosncherios (09/08/2014) [-]
didn't mean to use caps, sorry
#15 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I thought you were genuinly excited.

Guess not, huh.
User avatar #9 - victhree (09/08/2014) [-]
Well, then whit is the finest
#7 - Sabor (09/08/2014) [-]
"Whit" actually means "What" in Scottish...
User avatar #5 - Snookbone (09/08/2014) [-]
It could be a very subtle pun on the UK and Ireland name for Pentecost, the 7th Sunday after Easter, which commemorates the descent of the Holy Spirit upon the 12 disciples. In these countries it is known as "Whitsun", "Whit Sunday" or simply "Whit".

IDK though they probably just fucked it.
#12 - You're right. But he doesn't look middle eastern or muslim. 09/08/2014 on Random search -1
#7 - I don't know any other site that keeps mentioning feminism as …  [+] (42 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Tumblr in shellnut +686
User avatar #270 - elcreepo (09/09/2014) [-]
>tumblr
#257 - mr skeltal (09/09/2014) [-]
its because you are idiot lol
#201 - mr skeltal (09/08/2014) [-]
because FJ is full of 12 year old faggots, who think it's relevant
#197 - mr skeltal (09/08/2014) [-]
fj plus 4chan mention them because we think it's funny, they mention it because they take it seriously.
User avatar #191 - seniorawesomesauce (09/08/2014) [-]
4chan
reddit
tumblr

those are 3 examples that talk about feminism way more than we do.
#186 - gerfox (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, and it's getting quite annoying. Half of the content on the Front Page of "funny" junk is whining about feminism - and it has been for like two months now.
#203 - greyhoundfd (09/08/2014) [-]
You are aware that an eerily large portion of these people would be happy to see men dragged out into the street and shot through the temple, right?
#216 - gerfox (09/08/2014) [-]
I don't care. A lot of people feel that way about a lot of things. In real life these people don't exist unless you look thoroughly for them. Why should we give them attention online?
User avatar #286 - Daeiros (09/09/2014) [-]
Like greyhoundfd was saying, it's the fact that these extremists are actually successfully making gradual progress that has us concerned.

It's called boiling frog syndrome
If you toss a live frog into a boiling pot of water, it will panic and immediately try to escape
If you put it in a warm pot, it's calm, then you gradually raise the heat, bit by bit, and it will calmly sit there without reacting until it dies

There has been a steady trend going on for a long time now, demonizing men in the public eye. The double standard is growing at an alarming rate. Men can't do anything right and women can't do anything wrong, that is the message that is being repeated loudly and proudly everywhere.

“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.” ― Adolf Hitler
Hence why we call them feminazis
#287 - gerfox (09/10/2014) [-]
I live in one of the countries on earth with most equality, and where womens rights are manifested thoroughly through law (Norway) - and not even here this is remotely the case. The public are more aware of this phenomena than the internet thinks.
#217 - greyhoundfd (09/08/2014) [-]
They already have attention, these sort of people are gaining ground across the west. They certainly aren't going to try to pass bills calling for all men to be executed, but a lot of what they are doing erodes the foundation of equality that prevents those sort of things from being considered okay. This isn't a case of "don't feed the trolls", they have already been fed. The important bit now is removing them from the political circulation before they can do actual damage.
#218 - gerfox (09/08/2014) [-]
Alright. I'd rather not wear a tinfoil hat yet.
#219 - greyhoundfd (09/08/2014) [-]
Don't. Acting like it's all a big conspiracy discredits all our ideas. We want to look like the legitimate concerned citizens that we are, not crazy homeless paranoid neo-nazis.
User avatar #162 - atoaster (09/08/2014) [-]
I dunno. Me and a few other people have a few discussions about Tumblr feminism every day at AP Enviromental Sciences in the morning.
#137 - mr skeltal (09/08/2014) [-]
This. I'm actually spending less time on this site these days because I am getting sick of the obsession with feminism
#142 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #103 - senseofpurpose (09/08/2014) [-]
> implying FJ is filled with OC
All you see in FJ nowadays is reposts from 2008, copypasta from other sites or a rare few OC that almost never hits the top junk.
#107 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
No, that wasn't really what I was implying.
User avatar #109 - senseofpurpose (09/08/2014) [-]
Fuck off vlad, you ain't even human (no more)
#114 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
>implying the possibility I ever was human
User avatar #130 - senseofpurpose (09/08/2014) [-]
touche
User avatar #90 - biscuitsunited (09/08/2014) [-]
We whine about what we deal with, and we deal with a fuck ton of feminists.
#73 - wimwam (09/08/2014) [-]
Censorship is a hell of a drug
User avatar #59 - wonderboyxd (09/08/2014) [-]
Well the content was originally posted on memecenter.com so i would guess they are on the subject too.
User avatar #17 - hanabro (09/08/2014) [-]
Any site that has a video gaming contingent talks about feminism, because it's destroying the industry and has been the internet hot-button issue for years.
#22 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
It's boring.
User avatar #23 - hanabro (09/08/2014) [-]
This really isn't a good time to come to these sites if you are bored of feminist talk. Gamer gate is blowing it up in a way it never has before. We are in the middle of the time of reckoning for the SJWs, and it's naturally going to be discussed.
#41 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
There's no point in discussing it FJ, everybody agrees here.

Wrong demographic.
#66 - mr skeltal (09/08/2014) [-]
You really haven't been paying attention to the comments. There's plenty of arguing/debates on the subject here.
It only seems like everyone agrees because 1 side is always thumbed down.
User avatar #27 - shorea (09/08/2014) [-]
ignore them?
User avatar #15 - mynameisgeorge (09/08/2014) [-]
4chan
reddit
tumblr
#65 - mr skeltal (09/08/2014) [-]
It's basically just funnyjunk and tumblr.
The others mention it occasionally, but it's not an obsession like it is here.
#241 - tastycrisps (09/08/2014) [-]
tumblr is like 3% feminism posts

tumblr gets a lot of shit for their social justice extremist but in reality like 80% of that site is porn and supernatural
#252 - mr skeltal (09/09/2014) [-]
If you did that on purpose, bravo
User avatar #68 - mynameisgeorge (09/08/2014) [-]
Reddit has a few subreddits dedicated to it

4chan's /b/, /pol/, and /v/ always talk about it and boards like /co/ and /tv/ have threads about it every so often
User avatar #92 - theshadowed (09/08/2014) [-]
/pol/ is dedicated to hating Jews
User avatar #96 - mynameisgeorge (09/08/2014) [-]
SJWs are a product of Jewish brainwashing
User avatar #97 - theshadowed (09/08/2014) [-]
Thats a joke right?
User avatar #99 - mynameisgeorge (09/08/2014) [-]
Believe what you want goyim
User avatar #160 - jukuku (09/08/2014) [-]
Time to check into your local mental hospital to get those paranoid delusions looked after.
#179 - mr skeltal (09/08/2014) [-]
Dude, look into it. Jews control pretty much entire countries.
#145 - unknovne (09/08/2014) [-]
tg is busy we are in a far more important edition war at the moment.
#25 - I severely doubt if it would be of any use.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on To confuse your friends... +1
User avatar #47 - thesunpraiser (09/08/2014) [-]
Do we still uh... Look at people's profiles? To see what level they are? This guy seems pretty new, only level -73 or something. but I guarantee that he got almost 10 from these reds people threw at him. Ignore trolls and they leave. But he was pretty good, hiding under the guise of a douche instead of taking the usual approach and getting people to thumb him down for being intentionally annoying.
User avatar #26 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
o_o Yes they would. Words are power. Words are useful. This is what I believe.

Talk to me, boss. Let's talk.
#21 - Exactly.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2014 on To confuse your friends... +3
User avatar #22 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
... So.... then... use your... words. o_o To say something.
#25 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I severely doubt if it would be of any use.
User avatar #47 - thesunpraiser (09/08/2014) [-]
Do we still uh... Look at people's profiles? To see what level they are? This guy seems pretty new, only level -73 or something. but I guarantee that he got almost 10 from these reds people threw at him. Ignore trolls and they leave. But he was pretty good, hiding under the guise of a douche instead of taking the usual approach and getting people to thumb him down for being intentionally annoying.
User avatar #26 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
o_o Yes they would. Words are power. Words are useful. This is what I believe.

Talk to me, boss. Let's talk.
#18 - Well, for starters, I'm not the kind of guy who unwantedly get…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/08/2014 on To confuse your friends... +1
User avatar #20 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Clarify.
User avatar #19 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Camera in the faces of people... good time.... Preachy....

Nope. No idea what you just fucking said.
#21 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #22 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
... So.... then... use your... words. o_o To say something.
#25 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I severely doubt if it would be of any use.
User avatar #47 - thesunpraiser (09/08/2014) [-]
Do we still uh... Look at people's profiles? To see what level they are? This guy seems pretty new, only level -73 or something. but I guarantee that he got almost 10 from these reds people threw at him. Ignore trolls and they leave. But he was pretty good, hiding under the guise of a douche instead of taking the usual approach and getting people to thumb him down for being intentionally annoying.
User avatar #26 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
o_o Yes they would. Words are power. Words are useful. This is what I believe.

Talk to me, boss. Let's talk.
#15 - You actually didn't get that?.. I meant it's not poss…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/08/2014 on To confuse your friends... +5
User avatar #17 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
I like that you asked a question, though. Have a thumb.
User avatar #16 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
What? People show me I'm a twat all the time. I say stupid things. o_O Shit, boss. I'm not the brightest knife in the drawer all the time.

But I learn. I get better.

What do you do?
#18 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Well, for starters, I'm not the kind of guy who unwantedly gets a camera in the faces of people who are trying to have a good time and later bothers them with it or be preachy about it.
User avatar #20 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Clarify.
User avatar #19 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Camera in the faces of people... good time.... Preachy....

Nope. No idea what you just fucking said.
#21 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #22 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
... So.... then... use your... words. o_o To say something.
#25 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I severely doubt if it would be of any use.
User avatar #47 - thesunpraiser (09/08/2014) [-]
Do we still uh... Look at people's profiles? To see what level they are? This guy seems pretty new, only level -73 or something. but I guarantee that he got almost 10 from these reds people threw at him. Ignore trolls and they leave. But he was pretty good, hiding under the guise of a douche instead of taking the usual approach and getting people to thumb him down for being intentionally annoying.
User avatar #26 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
o_o Yes they would. Words are power. Words are useful. This is what I believe.

Talk to me, boss. Let's talk.
#13 - I wish I could record this and show you the twat that you are.…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/08/2014 on To confuse your friends... +2
#14 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
It's called printscreen.

Look, you hit that button, and then open paint, and then paste it there. Look, I'll show you, while I'm writing this comment.

I figured this out on my own a while ago. I'm a pretty smart guy. Don't call me names for no reason, ham bucket.
#15 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
You actually didn't get that?..

I meant it's not possible to make you realize the twat that you are because showing it to you would be pointless as you're still in the same mindset.
User avatar #17 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
I like that you asked a question, though. Have a thumb.
User avatar #16 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
What? People show me I'm a twat all the time. I say stupid things. o_O Shit, boss. I'm not the brightest knife in the drawer all the time.

But I learn. I get better.

What do you do?
#18 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Well, for starters, I'm not the kind of guy who unwantedly gets a camera in the faces of people who are trying to have a good time and later bothers them with it or be preachy about it.
User avatar #20 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Clarify.
User avatar #19 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Camera in the faces of people... good time.... Preachy....

Nope. No idea what you just fucking said.
#21 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #22 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
... So.... then... use your... words. o_o To say something.
#25 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I severely doubt if it would be of any use.
User avatar #47 - thesunpraiser (09/08/2014) [-]
Do we still uh... Look at people's profiles? To see what level they are? This guy seems pretty new, only level -73 or something. but I guarantee that he got almost 10 from these reds people threw at him. Ignore trolls and they leave. But he was pretty good, hiding under the guise of a douche instead of taking the usual approach and getting people to thumb him down for being intentionally annoying.
User avatar #26 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
o_o Yes they would. Words are power. Words are useful. This is what I believe.

Talk to me, boss. Let's talk.
#11 - Well, stop doing that. That's ******* an…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/08/2014 on To confuse your friends... 0
User avatar #12 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Annoying? For showing them what they are?

And you're shaming me for showing people what they are?

Wow. Alright. See, this is what happens now.

Apologize. Because I am annoying and obnoxious for reasons does not mean that it's for no reason.
#13 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I wish I could record this and show you the twat that you are.

But that's not possible because, unlike someone under influence, being a twat won't wear off.
#14 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
It's called printscreen.

Look, you hit that button, and then open paint, and then paste it there. Look, I'll show you, while I'm writing this comment.

I figured this out on my own a while ago. I'm a pretty smart guy. Don't call me names for no reason, ham bucket.
#15 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
You actually didn't get that?..

I meant it's not possible to make you realize the twat that you are because showing it to you would be pointless as you're still in the same mindset.
User avatar #17 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
I like that you asked a question, though. Have a thumb.
User avatar #16 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
What? People show me I'm a twat all the time. I say stupid things. o_O Shit, boss. I'm not the brightest knife in the drawer all the time.

But I learn. I get better.

What do you do?
#18 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Well, for starters, I'm not the kind of guy who unwantedly gets a camera in the faces of people who are trying to have a good time and later bothers them with it or be preachy about it.
User avatar #20 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Clarify.
User avatar #19 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Camera in the faces of people... good time.... Preachy....

Nope. No idea what you just fucking said.
#21 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #22 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
... So.... then... use your... words. o_o To say something.
#25 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I severely doubt if it would be of any use.
User avatar #47 - thesunpraiser (09/08/2014) [-]
Do we still uh... Look at people's profiles? To see what level they are? This guy seems pretty new, only level -73 or something. but I guarantee that he got almost 10 from these reds people threw at him. Ignore trolls and they leave. But he was pretty good, hiding under the guise of a douche instead of taking the usual approach and getting people to thumb him down for being intentionally annoying.
User avatar #26 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
o_o Yes they would. Words are power. Words are useful. This is what I believe.

Talk to me, boss. Let's talk.
#9 - This a long time ago, but I already told him a few days after …  [+] (28 new replies) 09/08/2014 on To confuse your friends... +4
User avatar #10 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Oh. Well that's cool. At least he's not like... freaking out about it forever more, you know?
I record people when they're high. Show them what they become when they take the drugs.

I show them the aftermath.
#23 - Howoriginalisthis (09/08/2014) [-]
dont you mean the.... afterMETH
User avatar #24 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
No. Aftermath. I meant exactly what I said.
#28 - flemsdfer (09/08/2014) [-]
If you have a riveting story about a bridge, I'd love to hear it sometime.
#44 - Howoriginalisthis (09/08/2014) [-]
mfw our friend here seems a teeny bit annoyed at our commentary hahaha
User avatar #29 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
I don't understand what you said. I'd forgotten what we were talking about because it..... clearly wasn't important.

I remember important things.What'd you say?
User avatar #30 - flemsdfer (09/08/2014) [-]
Okay, recap on the conversation. I posted a picture of buzzkillington and said "If you have a riveting story about a bridge, I'd love to hear it sometime."

Then you said, "I don't understand what you said. I'd forgotten what we were talking about because it..... clearly wasn't important.
I remember important things.What'd you say?"

and that's as much as we've conversed so far.
User avatar #31 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Oh. So. We've talked? That log proves we talked. :3 I don't understand you, exactly, but I think I might want to. Talk to me, boss?
#33 - flemsdfer (09/08/2014) [-]
That log proves we've talked just now. I'm getting the feel you aren't too perceptive.

Some guy made a joke, your response killed the joke. I made a reference about you being a buzzkill with the picture I posted, and accompanied it with a quote to further push the point of you being a buzzkill in that situation. That's it.
User avatar #36 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Oh. Ya dude.

:3 Cause I'm a buzz killer. I'll snap people out of nightmares.

I am perceptive. I know what I'm doing. More often than not, I know exactly what's going on.

Stop using forrest gump shit. at me. I don't like that movie. Never watched it. I might not ever. I don't have time for stupid shit.
#37 - flemsdfer (09/08/2014) [-]
Snap people out of nightmares? All you did was ruin a joke, dude. And you don't even understand this simple shit. You aren't perceptive at all.

More forrest gump because it pisses you off even though you've never given it a chance.
User avatar #39 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm not even going to read your shit.

Because fuck you, that's why. That's what you're telling me, I mean.
User avatar #38 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
I said stop using forrest gump bullshit at me.

You did. And I see it, clear as day.

What? Are you trying to provoke me?
#11 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Well, stop doing that.

That's fucking annoying and obnoxious.

I'm surprised others allow you to hang around them.
User avatar #12 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Annoying? For showing them what they are?

And you're shaming me for showing people what they are?

Wow. Alright. See, this is what happens now.

Apologize. Because I am annoying and obnoxious for reasons does not mean that it's for no reason.
#13 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I wish I could record this and show you the twat that you are.

But that's not possible because, unlike someone under influence, being a twat won't wear off.
#14 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
It's called printscreen.

Look, you hit that button, and then open paint, and then paste it there. Look, I'll show you, while I'm writing this comment.

I figured this out on my own a while ago. I'm a pretty smart guy. Don't call me names for no reason, ham bucket.
#15 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
You actually didn't get that?..

I meant it's not possible to make you realize the twat that you are because showing it to you would be pointless as you're still in the same mindset.
User avatar #17 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
I like that you asked a question, though. Have a thumb.
User avatar #16 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
What? People show me I'm a twat all the time. I say stupid things. o_O Shit, boss. I'm not the brightest knife in the drawer all the time.

But I learn. I get better.

What do you do?
#18 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Well, for starters, I'm not the kind of guy who unwantedly gets a camera in the faces of people who are trying to have a good time and later bothers them with it or be preachy about it.
User avatar #20 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Clarify.
User avatar #19 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Camera in the faces of people... good time.... Preachy....

Nope. No idea what you just fucking said.
#21 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #22 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
... So.... then... use your... words. o_o To say something.
#25 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I severely doubt if it would be of any use.
User avatar #47 - thesunpraiser (09/08/2014) [-]
Do we still uh... Look at people's profiles? To see what level they are? This guy seems pretty new, only level -73 or something. but I guarantee that he got almost 10 from these reds people threw at him. Ignore trolls and they leave. But he was pretty good, hiding under the guise of a douche instead of taking the usual approach and getting people to thumb him down for being intentionally annoying.
User avatar #26 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
o_o Yes they would. Words are power. Words are useful. This is what I believe.

Talk to me, boss. Let's talk.
#67 - Marriage or any form of partnership or relation would make me …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Of course, I will always... 0
#94 - tuhtuh (09/08/2014) [-]
ok
#97 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I have no idea why you even consider the possibility why someone would be lying about such a thing or for what reason.
#100 - tuhtuh (09/08/2014) [-]
Regardless of whether you specifically are lying or not, many would lie about that because they don't have anyone in their and don't have anyone on the horizon. I wasn't actually implying that you were lying, but that you would change your mind if you met the right person. Love is on helluva drug, and once you get a taste of the real deal, you'll just want more and more.
#103 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Okay, my bad, misinterpretation on my part.

Regardless, I sincerely doubt it.
#105 - tuhtuh (09/08/2014) [-]
I wish you best of luck in your endeavors friend, and I hope you find love and live to an old age
#110 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
There will be no endeavors in that area.

I think love is very important though, but in a platonic sense.
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User avatar #59 - boobsareamazing (09/08/2014) [-]
seen the video. it dies.
#62 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
#44 - asugar (09/08/2014) [-]
And that would fucking suck, right?

If a giant fuck-all spider died?

Totally ruin my day.
User avatar #42 - leafonthewind (09/08/2014) [-]
bueno
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#9 - Then the experience would be a lot more pleasant. 09/08/2014 on romance +2
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User avatar #32 - wwhhaaq (09/08/2014) [-]
did you jerk him off a little to get the half-chub effect?
#34 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Yes, but I used his hands, so it wasn't really gay.
User avatar #40 - mutzaki (09/08/2014) [-]
Even if you did use your own hands, whispering "no homo" into his unconscious ear would've still made it not gay.
#41 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind for the next time.
User avatar #35 - wwhhaaq (09/08/2014) [-]
alright, good, i was gonna say, you can't go halfway for a prank
User avatar #8 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Don't fuck with people like that. Go tell him the truth.
#9 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
This a long time ago, but I already told him a few days after it happened.
User avatar #10 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Oh. Well that's cool. At least he's not like... freaking out about it forever more, you know?
I record people when they're high. Show them what they become when they take the drugs.

I show them the aftermath.
#23 - Howoriginalisthis (09/08/2014) [-]
dont you mean the.... afterMETH
User avatar #24 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
No. Aftermath. I meant exactly what I said.
#28 - flemsdfer (09/08/2014) [-]
If you have a riveting story about a bridge, I'd love to hear it sometime.
#44 - Howoriginalisthis (09/08/2014) [-]
mfw our friend here seems a teeny bit annoyed at our commentary hahaha
User avatar #29 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
I don't understand what you said. I'd forgotten what we were talking about because it..... clearly wasn't important.

I remember important things.What'd you say?
User avatar #30 - flemsdfer (09/08/2014) [-]
Okay, recap on the conversation. I posted a picture of buzzkillington and said "If you have a riveting story about a bridge, I'd love to hear it sometime."

Then you said, "I don't understand what you said. I'd forgotten what we were talking about because it..... clearly wasn't important.
I remember important things.What'd you say?"

and that's as much as we've conversed so far.
User avatar #31 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Oh. So. We've talked? That log proves we talked. :3 I don't understand you, exactly, but I think I might want to. Talk to me, boss?
#33 - flemsdfer (09/08/2014) [-]
That log proves we've talked just now. I'm getting the feel you aren't too perceptive.

Some guy made a joke, your response killed the joke. I made a reference about you being a buzzkill with the picture I posted, and accompanied it with a quote to further push the point of you being a buzzkill in that situation. That's it.
User avatar #36 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Oh. Ya dude.

:3 Cause I'm a buzz killer. I'll snap people out of nightmares.

I am perceptive. I know what I'm doing. More often than not, I know exactly what's going on.

Stop using forrest gump shit. at me. I don't like that movie. Never watched it. I might not ever. I don't have time for stupid shit.
#37 - flemsdfer (09/08/2014) [-]
Snap people out of nightmares? All you did was ruin a joke, dude. And you don't even understand this simple shit. You aren't perceptive at all.

More forrest gump because it pisses you off even though you've never given it a chance.
User avatar #39 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm not even going to read your shit.

Because fuck you, that's why. That's what you're telling me, I mean.
User avatar #38 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
I said stop using forrest gump bullshit at me.

You did. And I see it, clear as day.

What? Are you trying to provoke me?
#11 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Well, stop doing that.

That's fucking annoying and obnoxious.

I'm surprised others allow you to hang around them.
User avatar #12 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Annoying? For showing them what they are?

And you're shaming me for showing people what they are?

Wow. Alright. See, this is what happens now.

Apologize. Because I am annoying and obnoxious for reasons does not mean that it's for no reason.
#13 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I wish I could record this and show you the twat that you are.

But that's not possible because, unlike someone under influence, being a twat won't wear off.
#14 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
It's called printscreen.

Look, you hit that button, and then open paint, and then paste it there. Look, I'll show you, while I'm writing this comment.

I figured this out on my own a while ago. I'm a pretty smart guy. Don't call me names for no reason, ham bucket.
#15 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
You actually didn't get that?..

I meant it's not possible to make you realize the twat that you are because showing it to you would be pointless as you're still in the same mindset.
User avatar #17 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
I like that you asked a question, though. Have a thumb.
User avatar #16 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
What? People show me I'm a twat all the time. I say stupid things. o_O Shit, boss. I'm not the brightest knife in the drawer all the time.

But I learn. I get better.

What do you do?
#18 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Well, for starters, I'm not the kind of guy who unwantedly gets a camera in the faces of people who are trying to have a good time and later bothers them with it or be preachy about it.
User avatar #20 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Clarify.
User avatar #19 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
Camera in the faces of people... good time.... Preachy....

Nope. No idea what you just fucking said.
#21 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #22 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
... So.... then... use your... words. o_o To say something.
#25 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I severely doubt if it would be of any use.
User avatar #47 - thesunpraiser (09/08/2014) [-]
Do we still uh... Look at people's profiles? To see what level they are? This guy seems pretty new, only level -73 or something. but I guarantee that he got almost 10 from these reds people threw at him. Ignore trolls and they leave. But he was pretty good, hiding under the guise of a douche instead of taking the usual approach and getting people to thumb him down for being intentionally annoying.
User avatar #26 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
o_o Yes they would. Words are power. Words are useful. This is what I believe.

Talk to me, boss. Let's talk.
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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