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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:4/22/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#522 - It was meant as a joke... But since you're going into…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2012 on We are all scumbags 0
User avatar #531 - guidedhand (03/28/2012) [-]
Because time is relative to the observer. Time would appear to speed up as you travel faster, and you would seem slower to an outside observer. the only way in this principal that time would 'stop' is if you achieved the speed of light; which is impossible for anything with a mass.
#546 - auryn (03/28/2012) [-]
Yes. That was the joke.

Time is relative.
#511 - Time freezes all the time. We just don't notice it be…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/28/2012 on We are all scumbags -1
#527 - enlil (03/28/2012) [-]
#532 - auryn (03/28/2012) [-]
Although what I said sounds retarded you can't disprove it.


User avatar #518 - guidedhand (03/28/2012) [-]
IF time stopped we wouldn't notice it. HOWEVER it does not stop, ever. our observation of the world around us however can change slightly depending on velocity.
#522 - auryn (03/28/2012) [-]
It was meant as a joke...

But since you're going into the matter, how can you say that time doesn't stop ever when you say that if it would you wouldn't notice?
You're kinda contradicting yourself.

User avatar #531 - guidedhand (03/28/2012) [-]
Because time is relative to the observer. Time would appear to speed up as you travel faster, and you would seem slower to an outside observer. the only way in this principal that time would 'stop' is if you achieved the speed of light; which is impossible for anything with a mass.
#546 - auryn (03/28/2012) [-]
Yes. That was the joke.

Time is relative.
#614 - Why would spend $ 2,799 dollars on a laptop? With the same amo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2012 on prof. oak 0
#617 - melne (03/28/2012) [-]
Simply wanted to point out that Apple is overpriced as fuck, as if no one already knew that, by comparing a Mac with shitty specs to the Razer Blade which is the sex.
#479 - No, the other...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2012 on They need to stop +2
User avatar #480 - Shadow Guardian (03/28/2012) [-]
Oh ok. Thanks.
#477 - Than you might be one of the people I was describing.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2012 on They need to stop +1
User avatar #478 - Shadow Guardian (03/28/2012) [-]
The underdeveloped ones?
#479 - auryn (03/28/2012) [-]
No, the other...
User avatar #480 - Shadow Guardian (03/28/2012) [-]
Oh ok. Thanks.
#475 - The My Little Pony posts not being funny is more the rule than…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/28/2012 on They need to stop +1
User avatar #476 - Shadow Guardian (03/28/2012) [-]
My mind is full of fuck. I saw good ones and thought they were common.

Forgive me.
#477 - auryn (03/28/2012) [-]
Than you might be one of the people I was describing.
User avatar #478 - Shadow Guardian (03/28/2012) [-]
The underdeveloped ones?
#479 - auryn (03/28/2012) [-]
No, the other...
User avatar #480 - Shadow Guardian (03/28/2012) [-]
Oh ok. Thanks.
#32 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2012 on Why would you post that? 0
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#2 - This needs to be photoshopped! No wait... That's horr… 03/27/2012 on Some Men... +1
#58 - To put the bitch into bitchslap  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2012 on dolan seport +1
#59 - brokded (03/27/2012) [-]
#1 - Mines. Mines everywhere. 03/27/2012 on HALF-LIFE 2 +1
#56 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2012 on dolan seport -1
User avatar #57 - brokded (03/27/2012) [-]
if you didnt stutter and you are indeed talking about a penis then why did you change from a black man to a bitch?
#58 - auryn (03/27/2012) [-]
To put the bitch into bitchslap
#59 - brokded (03/27/2012) [-]
#2 - Picture 03/27/2012 on Blankets 0
#2 - Picture 03/27/2012 on this is real +4
#1 - Bitch please. Jesus is the one who does all the frien… 03/27/2012 on Not even the son of God.. 0
#1 - A lot of Dolan posts are funnier than the average FJ post. … 03/27/2012 on MFW I see another Dolan Comic +1
#1 - I agree with you. You need to stop thinking. … 03/27/2012 on I Need to Stop Thinking. 0
#1 - what is this 03/27/2012 on just like my GF!! +1
#1 - When ******* just doesn't cut it anymore. 03/27/2012 on DA FUK +1
#42 - He started to go deaf around the age of 27. He died a… 03/27/2012 on dolan seport +4
#30 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2012 on dolan seport +4
User avatar #54 - brokded (03/27/2012) [-]
why sir, whatever would you need a pen that long for?
#56 - auryn (03/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #57 - brokded (03/27/2012) [-]
if you didnt stutter and you are indeed talking about a penis then why did you change from a black man to a bitch?
#58 - auryn (03/27/2012) [-]
To put the bitch into bitchslap
#59 - brokded (03/27/2012) [-]
#29 - Beethoven was deaf.  [+] (11 new replies) 03/27/2012 on dolan seport +4
#31 - stortiss (03/27/2012) [-]
Not his entire life you dumbass, only the last years he lived
#42 - auryn (03/27/2012) [-]
He started to go deaf around the age of 27.

He died at the age of 56.

Smartass.
User avatar #34 - themastertroller (03/27/2012) [-]
why are you calling him a dumbass?
#43 - stortiss (03/27/2012) [-]
Because he's implying that Beethoven was deaf his entire life
User avatar #44 - themastertroller (03/27/2012) [-]
well that is just not feasible. i can call you a dumbass on many different counts.
#46 - stortiss (03/27/2012) [-]
You are welcomed to do so as much as you want.
#47 - gameandwatched (03/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #78 - themastertroller (03/27/2012) [-]
**themastertroller rolls 47** check em
User avatar #50 - lolmebealexlytle (03/27/2012) [-]
**lolmebealexlytle rolls 22**
User avatar #51 - lolmebealexlytle (03/27/2012) [-]
**lolmebealexlytle rolled user chicomole **
User avatar #48 - gameandwatched (03/27/2012) [-]
**gameandwatched rolls 60**
#1 - And the graphics are awesome too. 03/27/2012 on Beauty and Soul 0
#89 - **auryn rolled a random image posted in comment #3195253 at… 03/27/2012 on Organ humor 0
#15 - Comment deleted 03/27/2012 on Use a crosswalk +3
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User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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