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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:The Netherlands
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#2 - If you let life beat you up with a piece of selery than you de… 07/31/2014 on Life in a nutshell 0
#4 - ******** . There's no need to put in that much.…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/31/2014 on This changes everything +12
#39 - Common Pepe (07/31/2014) [-]
Pringles aren't even potato chips.
User avatar #10 - tankthejackal (07/31/2014) [-]
pringles are in a solid tube that can resist being crushed, while bags need the nitrogen to prevent the bag from being crushed enough to crush the chips
User avatar #6 - escapedfromkitchen (07/31/2014) [-]
but pringles are not made of potatoes
User avatar #7 - Funnel (07/31/2014) [-]
Yes it is.
User avatar #47 - Retardio (07/31/2014) [-]
Dunno why retards are thumbing you down, but I gave you a thumbs up because you are correct.

Potatoes are indeed the main ingredient in Pringles, they also contain corn and rice, but no potato chips are 100% potatoes anyways.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pringles
User avatar #9 - holeymoley (07/31/2014) [-]
"Pringles, the popular snack food in a tube, are not potato crisps, a High Court judge has ruled."
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7490346.stm
User avatar #35 - exclamation (07/31/2014) [-]
"Pringles is a brand of potato and wheat-based stackable snack chips owned by the Kellogg Company."

"Pringles have only about 42% potato content, the remainder being wheat starch and flours (potato, corn, and rice) mixed with vegetable oils, an emulsifier, salt, and seasoning."

Still have quite a lot of potato content. It is probably the majority relative to the other percentages.
User avatar #26 - Funnel (07/31/2014) [-]
Yet they are made of potatoes.
User avatar #13 - camslayer (07/31/2014) [-]
They are made of reformed potato
User avatar #22 - listerthepessimist (07/31/2014) [-]
ergo, not potato from a nutritional standpoint
#12 - Nothing wrong seeing easthetically pleasing people in revealin…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Weegee be ballin +7
User avatar #15 - bulwark (07/31/2014) [-]
Sorry, forgot to log in when I posted the original comment.

let me try and explain. The point is that, while I think it's fair enough that they cosplay some characters that fit their body type (in all honesty, I don't really like people who cosplay, most of the are a bunch of tossers or just chicks with huge fucking tits who want others to look at them), it's no less of a "look at me, check me out, hey I am special" than random ass bodybuilders who stroll around shirtless. It is a cry for attention and attention he is getting... it's just... it's dumb as fucking shitbricks is what I am saying. He could spend his time doing so much more, but instead he runs around half naked in order to be showered with praise from a bunch of geeks n shit.
User avatar #44 - leonhardt (07/31/2014) [-]
Not really a cry for attention so much as it is showing your devotion to whatever it is you're cosplaying.

Unless you're that one chick who only did it because she got paid and didn't even know what her character was, and insults her fans. She should go die.

But your average dude cosplaying is just doing it for fun. People like to have fun at cons. And, it being one of the few places where it is acceptable to wear cosplay/fursuits/whatever, people will gladly indulge.
#35 - auryn (07/31/2014) [-]
You seem awfully a lot bothered about other people just enjoying what they do that doesn't harm anyone in any way whatsoever.

You might want to ask yourself why you're holding such a grudge, have you got self-esteem issues about your own body or are you just that petty-minded that you can't stand other people getting attention?

And to finish it off you're criticizing him for the way he spends his time, yet (like anon already said) here you are browsing Funnyjunk, critizing people from behind your computer, and going into pointless arguments.
You don't notice even the faintest hint of hypocrisy here?

C'mon, get real man.
#18 - Common Pepe (07/31/2014) [-]
this person works out he must be wasting most of his time right unlike me who is posting this comment.
User avatar #16 - bulwark (07/31/2014) [-]
It's like the male equivalent of Jessica Nigri, who, if I had a say in it, should be burned on a stake like the witch she is
#4 - What's with all the anal. 07/31/2014 on anal for $9? 0
#21 - What will happen? The invisible magic gun gnomes wil…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/31/2014 on I got your back Bro -2
User avatar #77 - DaCrazyOne (08/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'll go with both.
#80 - auryn (08/01/2014) [-]
First of all you've got to be severely mentally or physically impaired to accidentally pull a trigger, and second: guns have safety switches so this isn't an issue anyway.

You are being completely unreasonable and making this a much bigger deal than it is.

User avatar #81 - DaCrazyOne (08/01/2014) [-]
>You've got to be severely mentally or physically impaired to accidentally pull a trigger
Accidents happen, good habits prevent this.
LIKE NOT HAVING YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>Guns have safety switches
Like all mechanical safety devices, they may fail at the worst of times.

>You are being completely unreasonable
And you are being completely retarded.

Use good habits, and you may fix that retardation before your dumb ass gets his hand on a firearm.
#83 - auryn (08/01/2014) [-]
Don't be so unrealistic. I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety or have good habits, I'm just saying it's completely unrealistic that something would go wrong with a loaded weapon if you're cautious with it, let alone the safety switch which renders it practically impossible.

What's next you're telling me I'm "young and stupid" because I used a knife this morning to spread the butter.

"OMG, A POTENTIALLY DEADLY WEAPON!. A MILLION THINGS COULD'VE GONE WRONG! YOU'RE SUCH A DUMB-ASS!"

Put your mindless crude asociations of weapons being dangerous aside for a second and use your brain.

Once again, I do not condone the unnecessary risks, and I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety.
But please don't pretend that it's really dangerous to do this, or that you have to be young or stupid to do that.

You're grossly overreacting.
User avatar #84 - DaCrazyOne (08/01/2014) [-]
>What's next, you're telling me I'm "young and stupid" because I used a knife this morning to spread butter?

Nice strawman.

>Put your mindless crude associations of weapons being dangerous aside
Isn't the point of a weapon to be dangerous?
Respect your weapon, it will respect you.

>And I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety.
>But please don't pretend that it's really dangerous to do this, or that you have to be young or stupid to do that.

>Gun safety
You keep saying this phrase, but I am not sure you get what it means.
#85 - auryn (08/01/2014) [-]
Seeing how you haven't brought in anything relevant to my one and only point I'll just assume you realized at least the faintest bit of your irrationality.
User avatar #86 - DaCrazyOne (08/01/2014) [-]
No, I just see a valid point.

You should treat a loaded weapon cautiously.

Just the same way you should treat an unloaded one.

Like it's loaded.
#87 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
That wasn't the point.

I never said you shouldn't.

This isn't about what you should or shouldn't do argument, I though saying this twice would in comment #83 would be enough...

-" I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety or have good habits"
-"Once again, I do not condone the unnecessary risks, and I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety."


...but clearly I was wrong.

#90 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
Yes.

But he didn't have the safety switch on AND pulled the trigger.

That's incredibly stupid and incredibly easy to prevent. This won't happen to anyone with the slightest bit of common sense and with the tiniest bit of cautiousness.
Literally all you have to do is just not pull the trigger or put the safety switch on.

User avatar #91 - DaCrazyOne (08/04/2014) [-]
Bro, the debate was over for at least two days now.

I was just posting that because I thought you might like to see it.
#92 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
Okay, thanks.
User avatar #88 - DaCrazyOne (08/02/2014) [-]
...Sure seemed like you were saying otherwise.

Still shouldn't pose for a picture with a loaded firearm, because you aren't shooting it anyway, why load it?
User avatar #82 - DaCrazyOne (08/01/2014) [-]
gets your hand*
#12 - >Jaba 07/31/2014 on Debate the Christian +1
#162 - Post provoking comments and enjoy the reactions. 07/31/2014 on So I made a FJ account.... 0
#4 - ...or Fergie.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Lindsay Lohan Sues Rockstar +4
User avatar #8 - kiermatv (07/31/2014) [-]
Meh, all white people look alike
#98 - You can't fold your foreskin back?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Peeing 0
#99 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
Ya know what next time i take a piss ill remember you and try that.
#2 - Meh. Looks more like Kate Upton to me.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Lindsay Lohan Sues Rockstar +68
#4 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
...or Fergie.
User avatar #8 - kiermatv (07/31/2014) [-]
Meh, all white people look alike
#92 - Gee, if only there was some way to prevent this like pulling t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Peeing 0
#95 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
Maybe that works for you but for me if i even try with tamper with my penis it just makes a spray. All i can do is try and hold it in until the spray settles down.
#98 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
You can't fold your foreskin back?
#99 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
Ya know what next time i take a piss ill remember you and try that.
#9 - After reading "le ounces" 5 times, I just gave up. … 07/30/2014 on You Gon Get Cut 0
#90 - I have no problem aiming or controlling the stream. I…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Peeing 0
#91 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
no i do aim but the pee itself just comes out of the foreskin in a wide spray sometimes. Thats what the bottom picture represents, but i dont know for those without the foreskin
#92 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
Gee, if only there was some way to prevent this like pulling the foreskin back.
#95 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
Maybe that works for you but for me if i even try with tamper with my penis it just makes a spray. All i can do is try and hold it in until the spray settles down.
#98 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
You can't fold your foreskin back?
#99 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
Ya know what next time i take a piss ill remember you and try that.
#19 - You don't sound like you stand a chance. 07/30/2014 on THAT'S ME! +4
#58 - Does everyone here have deformed dicks or are you just too laz…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Peeing +3
#80 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
it just sprays everywhere. Its like a lemonade shotgun.
#90 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
I have no problem aiming or controlling the stream.

It's definitely more like the upper picture, and nowhere even near the bottom picture.

If even after all those years you still have trouble you must either be impaired or just put no effort in at all.

I'm with the ladies on this one.
#91 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
no i do aim but the pee itself just comes out of the foreskin in a wide spray sometimes. Thats what the bottom picture represents, but i dont know for those without the foreskin
#92 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
Gee, if only there was some way to prevent this like pulling the foreskin back.
#95 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
Maybe that works for you but for me if i even try with tamper with my penis it just makes a spray. All i can do is try and hold it in until the spray settles down.
#98 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
You can't fold your foreskin back?
#99 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
Ya know what next time i take a piss ill remember you and try that.
#79 - Picture 07/30/2014 on Women doing their eye makeup 0
#11 - Metaphors ARE figurative.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on What did i do 0
#12 - jinxter (07/30/2014) [-]
#77 - Found the virgin.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Women doing their eye makeup -1
#78 - Dagoron (07/30/2014) [-]
Yep. We did find virgin. And it posted right above this post.
#79 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
#9 - As opposed to figuratively clicking it?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on What did i do 0
User avatar #10 - jinxter (07/30/2014) [-]
As opposed to Metaphorically.
#11 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
Metaphors ARE figurative.
#12 - jinxter (07/30/2014) [-]
#168 - That's because mayonnaise is basically just egg yolks and oil. 07/30/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#26 - Did you get lost in the past? 07/30/2014 on Yodel 0
#18 - Aren't they a little short for a stormtrooper?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Lvl 245 Doinitrite 0
User avatar #34 - radiated (07/30/2014) [-]
the template for a trooper is 5'7" which is jangos height. the rest that arent clones are whatever height
User avatar #20 - radiated (07/29/2014) [-]
stormtroopers are 5'7"
#19 - Because it was predictable. 07/29/2014 on perfection +1
#182 - In reality there is no probability. Things don't happ… 07/29/2014 on probability 0
#16 - Nift. 07/29/2014 on Friar Fred +3

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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