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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:10/30/2014
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#47
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 95 total,  175 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 32290 total,  40306 ,  8016
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 42.1% (421/1000)
Level 326 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Content Views:12787
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:6261
FJ Points:26304

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#1 - Seems like a lot more trouble than just giving it a quick rins… 08/20/2012 on Trick of single people +1
#9 - Most obvious one: Alice in Wonderland.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2012 on HIGHdeas +1
User avatar #10 - bitchplzzz (08/20/2012) [-]
Bitch just gulpin down blotter papers like a printer
#15 - auryn (08/20/2012) [-]
There are many references to drugs in Alice in Wonderland, ofcourse LSD but also many more including marijuana, opium and cocaine.
User avatar #16 - bitchplzzz (08/20/2012) [-]
Heroin too, right? One scene were they get all drowsy, cant remember havent seen the film recently
#57 - ponies... manly... 08/20/2012 on In my day vampires sucked... +3
#6 - It took me a while to get  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2012 on 4chan /fit/ +34
User avatar #25 - fosforgasxiii (08/20/2012) [-]
I still don't get it. Is it some pun I don't get because English isn't my first language?
User avatar #27 - fosforgasxiii (08/20/2012) [-]
Nevermind, I get it now.
#12 - dickthebutt (08/20/2012) [-]
.........
#11 - Wouldn't it get very cold? 08/20/2012 on Shut up 0
#4 - Maybe this will explain 08/18/2012 on Hitler birth house +2
#106 - People with Down Syndrom already get pampered way too much. …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2012 on I can't think of a title :P +5
User avatar #128 - heartlessrobot (08/18/2012) [-]
Overkill is best kill.
User avatar #108 - gwegw (08/18/2012) [-]
That wasnt my point. The guy shouldn't get away with it but I was saying the black guy was in the wrong AS WELL. he reacted too quickly and harshly over something that wasnt even that bad. The guy hardly kicked him. The kid wasnt hurt in any way.
#125 - ThumbingUp (08/18/2012) [-]
When someone kicks your little boy in the nutsack, come back and let us know if you stopped midway through your punch to check for symptoms of Downs Syndrome before landing a haymaker on his bitch ass, k?
#47 - Well, you sound like it's your fulltime job.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2012 on So what's the problem? -1
User avatar #48 - fagnipples (08/18/2012) [-]
I wish.
Getting paid to be a manwhore would be awesome.
#45 - I find that hard to believe with an username like yours  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2012 on So what's the problem? 0
#46 - fagnipples (08/18/2012) [-]
Penetrating assholes isn't part of my sexuality.
It's my hobby.
#47 - auryn (08/18/2012) [-]
Well, you sound like it's your fulltime job.
User avatar #48 - fagnipples (08/18/2012) [-]
I wish.
Getting paid to be a manwhore would be awesome.
#118 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2012 on Bad parenting +18
#128 - adolfoliverbush (08/18/2012) [-]
didn't even catch at first
#3 - I like the tractor simulator video more 08/11/2012 on mlg forklifting 0
#3 - hurr durr black people look like monkey's 08/11/2012 on It's not fair +1
#1 - Suck it biatch 08/11/2012 on Not sure if I want this... 0
#3 - She's ******* annoying 08/11/2012 on Curiosity Mission Goals!... -1
#219 - Picture 07/24/2012 on Amazing Pictures Comp 1 0
#178 - Comment deleted 07/24/2012 on GET OUT MY HEAD 0
#3 - No. 07/24/2012 on Have you ever ? 0
#4 - Anime fans never cease to bring a smile upon my face. 07/24/2012 on Some cosplayers... 0
#3 - Fear and Loathing thread now 07/24/2012 on daisy me rollinĀ“ 0
#3 - With an emphasis on "had" 07/24/2012 on Say aaaaaaaa +16
#1 - Seems legit 07/23/2012 on These skills +1
#2 - Baby with a gun? Sounds like a new Tarantino movie. 07/23/2012 on Baby with a gun +1
#2 - It's never too late 07/22/2012 on We were anuses. +1
#5 - Comment deleted 07/22/2012 on The secret behind german... 0
#8 - I don't 07/21/2012 on L M N O P 0
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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