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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:11/24/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#70 - Because 65% of a million or a hundred million is still quite a… 03/09/2014 on oh! the pression! +12
#3 - Well, that was... kind of uncalled for. 03/09/2014 on Ignore Flash +22
#11 - In space no one can hear you say 'no homo'  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Valid inquiries. +55
#31 - kristovsky (03/09/2014) [-]
ha, "faggot". i see what you did there.
User avatar #25 - rokkarokkaali (03/09/2014) [-]
If a faggot falls in the woods does it make a sound?
#62 - Picture 03/09/2014 on Weeewoooowweeeewooo +6
#97 - Because that's how it was. Somehow the helmets always… 03/09/2014 on Lego-Wave 0
#116 - > "I don't think this person is saying that bodybuilde…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on For you admin 0
User avatar #119 - isenseven (03/07/2014) [-]
That's not what he's saying though. He's saying that bodybuilder's main focus is sculpting the body, which is true. A strongman's focus is pure power. You can't even say that isn't true, because it's literally the only difference between the two.
#32 - Yes. Although OP's post is giving off the fallacious … 03/06/2014 on For you admin +1
#31 - Bodybuilding, not real power? Not legitimately strong? …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/06/2014 on For you admin +26
#93 - diggytits (03/06/2014) [-]
Johnnie O. Jackson's nipples are really low and it looks funny.
User avatar #66 - isenseven (03/06/2014) [-]
I don't think this person is saying that bodybuilders aren't strong, they're just defining the characteristics of a strong man vs. a body builder.

Being a body builder means you spend a lot more time doing multiple reps of average weights rather than small amount of reps of heavy weights. It's just fact.

Both are good styles of lifting and it all depends on your goals. But you put a strong man against a body builder in a "who can lift the heaviest" competition and most likely the strongman will win.
#116 - auryn (03/06/2014) [-]
>"I don't think this person is saying that bodybuilders aren't strong..."

Well, that's actually my exact problem with this post. Because with quotes like "..This is body sculpture for the sake of show, not real power" and further emphasizing it when talking about strongmen with "These guys are legitimately strong" it is indeed implying just that.
User avatar #119 - isenseven (03/07/2014) [-]
That's not what he's saying though. He's saying that bodybuilder's main focus is sculpting the body, which is true. A strongman's focus is pure power. You can't even say that isn't true, because it's literally the only difference between the two.
#64 - theoatmealguy (03/06/2014) [-]
Thank you for posting this, it seems like every time this picture is posted, people relentlessly spam the "form vs. function" argument like they know the distinct intricacies of both. The main problem with the picture is that it assumes bodybuilders look like that 100% of the time, which is not true. Competitions are the only times bodybuilders look that lean, and no bodybuilder is competing 365. These guys are legitimately strong, watch them working out on Youtube, they're not just injecting their way into an Olympia title. I am in no way discrediting powerlifters, who are phenomenal athletes, but people need to understand that the concept of "functional" strength is a myth. You are functional for the goals you are trying to achieve, and since everyone has a different goal in mind, their ideal body-type differs as well. Happy lifting.
#41 - Me three. 03/06/2014 on Oh hey. Greentext. +1
#425 - Spock 03/06/2014 on Commandos 0
#120 - Picture 03/05/2014 on Pretty girls making ugly face 0
#27 - You obviously have no idea at all what you're talking about.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on admin +5
#29 - nustix (03/05/2014) [-]
I think he's trying to say that to be able to show of his muscle he needs a strict diet that results in an intimidating body but a los less strenght that a body type like this has.
#4 - Haha, quit stalking me. 03/04/2014 on Gravity 0
#852717 - If your budget allows for a little bit more I'd probably go fo… 03/04/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#852713 - Depends on your budget. Best bang for your buck, defi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#852717 - auryn (03/04/2014) [-]
If your budget allows for a little bit more I'd probably go for the Nexus 5.
#2 - Doctor: "Are you sexually active?" Me: "… 03/04/2014 on yes the volcano. +1
#6 - Only if it's the frontyard and you haven't got a porch. 03/04/2014 on How many apply to you? 0
#4 - What a morons, to prevent Hitler from getting good at kung fu …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/04/2014 on thanks hitler +4
User avatar #19 - serotonin (03/04/2014) [-]
and if he survives then he gets to get better earlier and earlier .thing i dont understand iswhy timetravelers are using swords?Maybe they are afraid that nazis will get their hands on high tech weapons if they fail?
User avatar #26 - mrselfdestruct (03/05/2014) [-]
there was a whole episode of a TV show about that. Jewish holocaust survivor buys the power of time reversal and goes back to WWII, Attempts to kill hitler, fails because he's an old man and he only brought a knife. Old man drops cellphone, Hitler picks up cellphone, uses technology from cellphone to win world war 2
User avatar #34 - YourLordAndMaster (03/05/2014) [-]
Misfits
User avatar #91 - mrselfdestruct (03/05/2014) [-]
exactly.
User avatar #15 - deathstare (03/04/2014) [-]
Or maybe just kill the baby
#9 - Womens Study Major (03/04/2014) [-]
He would have had to beat the very first time traveler to continue beating them. It can be assumed they tried that and failed
#5 - Womens Study Major (03/04/2014) [-]
Stop being so smart, Brainy McBrainy guy person... It makes us dumb people feel bad.
#2 - As far as I know, no. It's just the guard making funn… 03/04/2014 on :] +6
#1 - In other words, they become more attractive.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Gravity +23
#6 - headhunternl (03/04/2014) [-]
#3 - Womens Study Major (03/04/2014) [-]
Nah, man, in other words they squat exposing labia minora and their pheromones to the air
#7 - masterboll (03/04/2014) [-]
#2 - Womens Study Major (03/04/2014) [-]
God dammit, what did I just say <-< Brainy brain...
#4 - auryn (03/04/2014) [-]
Haha, quit stalking me.
#4 - He had a full grown beard before he started practicing this.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Like a Boss +46
#8 - TexMex (03/04/2014) [-]
#52 - iplaylol (03/05/2014) [-]
B-b-b-but. Why?
#53 - TexMex (03/05/2014) [-]
Why not?
#16 - Muscle mass? Haha, no. It'd be more appropiate to call this sc… 03/04/2014 on Admins Face 0
#2 - You control the game by ******** in a diaper with…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2014 on 10 Seconds +67
User avatar #422 - maxismahname (03/05/2014) [-]
I think Pamperchu has already thought of this
#179 - insaneguy (03/04/2014) [-]
#225 - unclaimedusername (03/04/2014) [-]
I think you mean_ butt_ why
#6 - The joke goes: "Would you like a soup or salad?". …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on WHATS A SUPER SALAD +6
#27 - amuzen (03/04/2014) [-]
Made sense to me since a lot of people in casual conversation tend to pronounce thing's like 'a' very quickly and so it probably would've sounded more like would you like a soup or' ah salad
#7 - dzimo (03/04/2014) [-]
for me ( he stated he is high) it was still pretty funny without knowing the joke earlier.
#8 - I once broke a G-string like this while trying to finger a minor.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on Rockin' out +5
User avatar #9 - sygile (03/04/2014) [-]
I see what you did tharr.
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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