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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#56
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#49
Content Thumbs: 95 total,  175 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 29125 total,  36857 ,  7732
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
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Comment Level Progress: 29.7% (297/1000)
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Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:5932
FJ Points:24180

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#6 - I want to be a spacetime continuum bender 07/05/2012 on What do? +3
#2 - The badmobile 07/05/2012 on The only smart car I'd buy -2
#3 - **auryn rolls 4,792** <- Their power level  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2012 on SUPER MEGA ULTRA GAAAAY 0
User avatar #5 - tombsi (07/05/2012) [-]
**tombsi rolls 9,305**
User avatar #4 - naamalaama (07/05/2012) [-]
**naamalaama rolls 6,383** looking for this?
#356 - Why? Because it's violent? If I'd do it, it'd be a we… 07/05/2012 on Taste the RAINBOW(DASH) 0
#325 - Not really, anger isn't good for anything or anybody. It's poi…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Taste the RAINBOW(DASH) -1
User avatar #328 - luckythatoneguy (07/04/2012) [-]
If that was my girlfriend I'd cut it out with a blunt knife and urinate on the cut-out piece of skin afterwards.

That seems a little angry..
#356 - auryn (07/05/2012) [-]
Why? Because it's violent?

If I'd do it, it'd be a well meant informed choice and not some impulse stemming from emotions.
Violence doesn't necessarily include anger.

I just think that what I said would be the most appropriate approach.
#323 - My bad. Here have this picture 07/04/2012 on A real man makes one trip +1
#6758951 - bye bye 07/04/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#141 - If that was my girlfriend I'd cut it out with a blunt knife an…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Taste the RAINBOW(DASH) -74
#314 - luckythatoneguy (07/04/2012) [-]
#325 - auryn (07/04/2012) [-]
Not really, anger isn't good for anything or anybody. It's pointless being upset.

I'll happily do it in a calm and carefree manner while nonchalantly whistling the My Little Pony theme song.
User avatar #328 - luckythatoneguy (07/04/2012) [-]
If that was my girlfriend I'd cut it out with a blunt knife and urinate on the cut-out piece of skin afterwards.

That seems a little angry..
#356 - auryn (07/05/2012) [-]
Why? Because it's violent?

If I'd do it, it'd be a well meant informed choice and not some impulse stemming from emotions.
Violence doesn't necessarily include anger.

I just think that what I said would be the most appropriate approach.
#191 - rosietheamazon (07/04/2012) [-]
really mother fucker?
really?
that's some really crafty fucking shit, let me tell you.
#179 - mandelbaum (07/04/2012) [-]
Uhh.. Sir.. Sir.. Sir.. Question.
#177 - CIS White Male (07/04/2012) [-]
implying he could get a gf, implying he can be that close to a pussy, now plz make a channel how to get friendzoned lol.
#174 - midgetnigger (07/04/2012) [-]
What the fucking fuck?
#170 - sparkofinsanity (07/04/2012) [-]
#164 - jigglebilly (07/04/2012) [-]
#162 - scarydino (07/04/2012) [-]
And then you wonder you can't have nice things
#160 - MrFunnyFeeling (07/04/2012) [-]
#157 - elitelizard (07/04/2012) [-]
#151 - xeviouss (07/04/2012) [-]
#148 - Bohya (07/04/2012) [-]
And this shit's the reason why you don't have the girlfriend...
#145 - SylverSlayer (07/04/2012) [-]
#6758871 - Indeed 07/04/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#297 - Calm yo tits, it's only a figure of speech. I'm prett…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2012 on A real man makes one trip -2
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#323 - auryn (07/04/2012) [-]
My bad.

Here have this picture
#6758811 - Picture 07/04/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#6758749 - No, that's the gay-o-meter. That only measures the amount of c… 07/04/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#6758609 - The amount of faggotness is off the charts 07/04/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#6758578 - Picture 07/04/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#1 - I'm sorry. Unlike you are, apparently, I'm not sexual… 07/03/2012 on Wake up see her in your bed -3
#1 - Picture 07/03/2012 on Surfer -2
#1 - **** furry  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Chains -3
User avatar #5 - WolfPrince (07/09/2012) [-]
Wouldn't a furry have humanoid prints?
#6 - auryn (07/09/2012) [-]
Valid point
#3 - russianbro has deleted their comment.
#332 - But in the end they're still sexually attracted to hairy creat… 07/03/2012 on Disney -4
#58 - Ofcourse it would be edible. And the condom isn't eve… 07/03/2012 on I don't even... +38
#287 - Why would you even want something from the animal world....  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Disney -2
#311 - CIS White Male (07/03/2012) [-]
Pure fantasy. Most haven't the slightest intention of "doing anything" to an animal, I’m sure, have no fear. But furry art just seems... exotic. And there's probably something almost risky about it - the thought of being caught with such a thing. And yet, risky though it feels, it's utter make believe. No harm whatsoever.
That describes the sexual side, to some, at least. There are some folks in the fandom who are surprisingly pleasant, and the notion of anthro-animals is kind of curious, like the kind of thing a good story could make use of if done right.

I don't blame you, though. One way or another, there's a oddness to it. But hey, this is the internet.
#332 - auryn (07/03/2012) [-]
But in the end they're still sexually attracted to hairy creatures with a tail.

Not much of a difference between that and zoophilia if you ask me.
#71 - Picture 07/03/2012 on Good Golly. +2
#273 - Furries are people who are too afraid to admit they want to ge…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Disney -19
#283 - CIS White Male (07/03/2012) [-]
Best o' both! ;D
#287 - auryn (07/03/2012) [-]
Why would you even want something from the animal world....
#311 - CIS White Male (07/03/2012) [-]
Pure fantasy. Most haven't the slightest intention of "doing anything" to an animal, I’m sure, have no fear. But furry art just seems... exotic. And there's probably something almost risky about it - the thought of being caught with such a thing. And yet, risky though it feels, it's utter make believe. No harm whatsoever.
That describes the sexual side, to some, at least. There are some folks in the fandom who are surprisingly pleasant, and the notion of anthro-animals is kind of curious, like the kind of thing a good story could make use of if done right.

I don't blame you, though. One way or another, there's a oddness to it. But hey, this is the internet.
#332 - auryn (07/03/2012) [-]
But in the end they're still sexually attracted to hairy creatures with a tail.

Not much of a difference between that and zoophilia if you ask me.
#37 - I'm not licensed to teach fluid punctuation, I can however tea…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2012 on Punctuation +5
User avatar #40 - Blargosnarf (07/02/2012) [-]
I'm studying plasma punctuation ATM, going good so far.
User avatar #38 - yaarun (07/02/2012) [-]
very well, i shall accept your offer.
#89 - How you feel about him is probably very much subconsiously inf…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2012 on Dating game +2
User avatar #94 - themisstophat (07/02/2012) [-]
Nah
User avatar #115 - jimmiesberustled (07/02/2012) [-]
I love how you keep saying that they need to stop making conclusions about you when they never even met you. Isn't that exactly what you did about the beginner level guy?
#32 - "I speak fluid punctuation." Unlike my english 07/02/2012 on Punctuation +10
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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