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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#236
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 40348 total,  49370 ,  9022
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 35.4% (354/1000)
Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12936
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:7618
FJ Points:32237

latest user's comments

#4 - I feel my emotional and intellectual intelligence dropping wit…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on You have been enriched +6
User avatar #7 - sanguinius (07/05/2014) [-]
Why, because it have different/new point of view on some matters? Or you dont agree with it? If you do, you could possibly share your opinion and add something to discussion
User avatar #5 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
Your own opinion.
#4 - pun unintended 07/05/2014 on abstract art +2
#3 - Same here, didn't catch the last one either.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on abstract art 0
#4 - auryn (07/05/2014) [-]
pun unintended
#6 - I've known too many overly-excited annoying kawaii goths with …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on you lot might find this useful -8
#15 - anonexplains (07/05/2014) [-]
I'm willing to bet most of them didn't get sold to be lab rats to a twisted megacorporation and only escaped because of a grenade hidden in their dresses and had to run and leave their parents behind to become mutated freaks and live out in a cave surrounded by murderous bandits and giant insects with nothing but bombs for company, eating nothing but crumpets for years and years.

Then when they do get a father figure, he dies just a few years later and they can't handle it to the extent that they want to live in a fantasy world where he's alive and living and they act out his every word and action.

But hey, maybe you went to an interesting school.
#17 - auryn (07/05/2014) [-]
Regardless they sound and act exactly the same though.
#9 - In The Netherlands all schools are high schools. 07/05/2014 on 2cool4school -2
#6 - I'm fairly sure the scientists that were responsible for getti…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Happy America Day +41
#19 - anonexplains (07/05/2014) [-]
Actually, it was done using the imperial system.
science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2007/08jan_metricmoon/
It wasn't until 2007 that they agreed to fully switch to the metric system, though they have been mostly using it since 1990.
#24 - auryn (07/05/2014) [-]
Okay, good information.

Thank you, Anon. I stand corrected.
#20 - anonexplains (07/05/2014) [-]
Sorry, meant to change that to English Units as I thought it was imperial but it was actually English.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_units
#8 - Nipples actually do have very important etheric purposes only …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2014 on personal trainers hate him -9
#15 - chrispoot (07/05/2014) [-]
Cool story bruh
#19 - auryn (07/05/2014) [-]
Wait, people don't realize I'm joking?
#25 - chrispoot (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh, you were joking? Well shit, I thought you were bringing up some actual shit that the male nipples do. Sorreh
#2 - But I thought 7 8 9 07/05/2014 on sorry, vegans +23
#5 - I headbutt my cat to show affection. 07/05/2014 on Animal Tips +11
#9 - thatsthejoke.jpg 07/05/2014 on BIC +3
#29 - Meh. It's actually inferior to pretty much anything o… 07/05/2014 on Gatorade 0
#9 - Fake!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Hello? 0
User avatar #19 - reican (07/05/2014) [-]
I know right? it would stop mid-sentence to sniff its butt before going the other way.
#12 - The best and most natural way is to lick it off, just like a r…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on so that's what these are... +5
#22 - ilikethisusername (07/05/2014) [-]
you think this is a joke m8?
#43 - Life is all about high velocity, low viscosity. 07/05/2014 on beautiful and overlooked... +1
#34 - It has always been like that. And for good reason. 07/04/2014 on Anon is Alpha as fuck 0
#55 - We need more of these 07/04/2014 on this is sfw, right? 0
#28 - Yes, and no. But mainly no. Generally when talking ab… 07/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#109 - There's a videotape of that cannibal thing, unfortantely the p… 07/04/2014 on 100 Ways to Die #7 0
#63 - Google it you lazy cunt  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on This is neat +1
User avatar #66 - kunterz (07/04/2014) [-]
k
#35 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Football vs football +56
#130 - anonexplains (07/04/2014) [-]
>Provides legitimate examples to go with his claim
>thumbwhores

Ew
#44 - wrathful (07/04/2014) [-]
Here, have a gif
#117 - ohemgeezus (07/04/2014) [-]
But he can't be a proper thumbwhore with that
#34 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Football vs football +60
#35 - auryn (07/04/2014) [-]
#130 - anonexplains (07/04/2014) [-]
>Provides legitimate examples to go with his claim
>thumbwhores

Ew
#44 - wrathful (07/04/2014) [-]
Here, have a gif
#117 - ohemgeezus (07/04/2014) [-]
But he can't be a proper thumbwhore with that
#33 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Football vs football +60
#34 - auryn (07/04/2014) [-]
#35 - auryn (07/04/2014) [-]
#130 - anonexplains (07/04/2014) [-]
>Provides legitimate examples to go with his claim
>thumbwhores

Ew
#44 - wrathful (07/04/2014) [-]
Here, have a gif
#117 - ohemgeezus (07/04/2014) [-]
But he can't be a proper thumbwhore with that
#32 - > Do you ever see Americans try so hard? No.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Football vs football +188
#33 - auryn (07/04/2014) [-]
#34 - auryn (07/04/2014) [-]
#35 - auryn (07/04/2014) [-]
#130 - anonexplains (07/04/2014) [-]
>Provides legitimate examples to go with his claim
>thumbwhores

Ew
#44 - wrathful (07/04/2014) [-]
Here, have a gif
#117 - ohemgeezus (07/04/2014) [-]
But he can't be a proper thumbwhore with that
#13 - The other girl's penis. 07/04/2014 on Wait a second..... what? +1
#28 - He who lives in a glass house must be stoned. 07/04/2014 on I hope this is true... +11

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#48 to #47 - konradkurze has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#2 to #1 - neededllama ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]





It's Trek
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