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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/13/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#13 - lolwut. Why's everybody getting mad? I was just being…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/06/2012 on I am not alone. 0
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#27 - auryn (05/06/2012) [-]
Oh, the envy of unhappy people.
#28 - ironlion (05/06/2012) [-]
#29 - auryn (05/06/2012) [-]
Ah well, haters gonna hate.
#30 - ironlion (05/06/2012) [-]
#1 - 12 what? 05/05/2012 on Facebook (1) +2
#3 - No. I'm perfectly happy with my life the way it, and …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2012 on I am not alone. -13
User avatar #34 - fukkendragonite (05/06/2012) [-]
7/10
#2 - Bitch please 05/05/2012 on "Avengers" +1
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2012 on Wow... Just wow +2
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#1 - Beautiful. I love the contrast of the soothing music … 05/05/2012 on Classical music IS awesome! +4
#275 - Well, it's usually not just about the picture. It usually invo… 05/05/2012 on Faggots 0
#5 - Comment deleted 05/05/2012 on First Generation Problems 0
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2012 on First Generation Problems 0
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#1 - Picture 05/05/2012 on yahoo strikes again +1
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 05/05/2012 on First Generation Problems 0
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#13 - I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but… 05/05/2012 on auryn's profile 0
#2 - Comment deleted 05/05/2012 on MINECRAFT 188.165.94.36:25565 0
#4 - But women managed to turn this eating out into something different. 05/05/2012 on Well Logic Rocks 0
#3 - Because we are supposed to eat them  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2012 on Well Logic Rocks 0
#4 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
But women managed to turn this eating out into something different.
#3 - I don't know how it happened. Everything was fine when I was p…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2012 on bear 0
#4 - trollgodking (05/05/2012) [-]
I was actually here to deliver your strings . Since The cheating scandal went down I've been forced to work as a mailman
#1 - I broke a G-String trying to finger a minor on my guitar  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2012 on bear +1
#2 - trollgodking (05/05/2012) [-]
Hi I'm Chris Hansen with dateline NBC could you Please take a seat?
#3 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I don't know how it happened. Everything was fine when I was playing a C Major, but when I changed to A Minor suddenly the guitar string broke.

Are you here to fix my guitar?
#4 - trollgodking (05/05/2012) [-]
I was actually here to deliver your strings . Since The cheating scandal went down I've been forced to work as a mailman
#16 - I didn't know it was an actually easter egg. I assume…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2012 on Epic Fight 0
User avatar #24 - SemiAnon (05/06/2012) [-]
That would be because it isn't an Easter egg, and is a futile attempt to associate it with less girly things.
I even took the initiative to find this video of it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfLQHW3_qVw&feature=related
#11 - I don't watch Thundercats and I never have. Why would… 05/05/2012 on Thundercats ruined -1
#14 - Picture 05/05/2012 on Epic Fight +2
#12 - I haven't seen it, but could very well be possible. I… 05/05/2012 on Epic Fight +1
#63 - You're finally making good arguments and I agree with what you…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2012 on Rated B for Brony +2
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#62 - I'm a hater myself. Although I do like to watch the a…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/05/2012 on Rated B for Brony +1
#122 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
If I hadn't decided to actually watch it I would've probably stayed neutral. Now that I have, I can't ignore the things I don't like in it
#125 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
Replied to the wrong comment there. Whops
User avatar #68 - dtox (05/05/2012) [-]
Trust me, I'v met some fairly ignorant people who do actually believe in those things, you're underestimating the stupidity of some people.
#70 - thewolfrunner (05/05/2012) [-]
This seemed relevant to your comment :P
#64 - amantes (05/05/2012) [-]
And just a few posts above you were denying haters do that xP
Well see, that gore and rape came didn't come from nowhere, you know.
#66 - amantes (05/05/2012) [-]
**amantes rolled a random image posted in comment #4445872 at FJ Pony Thread **
^proofreading- doing it wrong.
#60 - Whether the show can or can not cause those things is irreleva…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2012 on Rated B for Brony 0
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#63 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
You're finally making good arguments and I agree with what you said.

+10 points for using logic!
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#58 - I can't imagine anyone being actually that stupid to truly and…  [+] (26 new replies) 05/05/2012 on Rated B for Brony -2
#59 - amantes (05/05/2012) [-]
**amantes rolled a random image posted in comment #810 at Gamer Comp Angels do Exist **
I'm sorry, have you SEEN the haters of the show? They're not like regular haters. They are a special kind of extra vicious, blood-sucking haters that sound like they would rip you apart. And they draw gore. Really disgusting, graphic gore. Clearly they don't see the show as so "simple" if they have to be so grotesque in expressing their hatred.
#65 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
I've watched about 4-6 episodes and I must confess, I hated it. The voices hurt my ears and the dialog and plot was meh. The thing that really and for all time killed it for me was the attempt to use the word pony as many times as possible. I think they said pony, words changed to add the word pony/body parts of pony or pony-related puns in general more times than the movie "In Time" made time-puns.
#81 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
yeah i gotta agree with him, after watching the few 3 episodes, pinki pie's voice annoying the living shit out of me, as did rarity, although i liked spike, twilight sparkle, applejack. also ,i hated fluttershy's voice and character.

pic very irrelevant
#69 - amantes (05/05/2012) [-]
**amantes rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at 4chancomp **
Hmm, interesting to see some hate based on content. Thanks for sharing! ^^
The voices hurt you? Really? o.0 These are some of the best voice actresses in cartoon history... but if you didn't like them, those are your ears, not mine. Could you maybe point out your most hated voice in the show? I've heard others complain about the pony speak, but I didn't think anyone would find it hard to simply ignore if they don't like it. So which episodes did you actually watch?
#72 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
The first two, some with Discord (he was hilarious though), and those with the wedding. For most hated voice I must say Apple-Jack. Skipped a few seconds every time I heard that dialect.

Presenting new reason for not liking: I didn't find the story or the characters interesting in any way. Also any possible attempt at humor (except discord) flew right over my head.
#73 - amantes (05/05/2012) [-]
**amantes rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at Damn Nature. You Scary! **
Applejack's accent? Isn't that more hating on southerners than on ponies?
You watched Discord and the royal wedding? Those are some of the best episodes! How can you hate the ones with Discord when even you can agree he's hilarious, and why would you hate the wedding? Majority of bronies call those last two wedding episodes the best, you should have found them enjoyable in the least. I don't believe you truly hate it as much as you say, you're just trying to be a tough critic xP
#108 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
What you say about the accent hating is true but that doesn't make it annoys me any less. Also I loved Discord as a character but his plotline was very short, not really giving the feeling that the characters accomplished anything big. I have to ask: Is there a single plotline in that show that stretches beyond 2-3 episodes?

As for the wedding....singing.....love is power message....the main characters not really the ones saving the day.....meh.
#111 - amantes (05/05/2012) [-]
**amantes rolled a random image posted in comment #169 at This Would Be an Awesome Movie **
Is it a requirement that there should be such plotlines? This isn't Bleach, it's My Little Pony. Two-parters are stretched enough. Although, I heard Discord's arc was supposed to be 3 episodes and used as the season 1 finale, but they scrapped the idea.
Singing? You can't hate on that, the songs in the show are actually good. Or at worst they're not unbearably cheesy as in other shows. Uh, what message where you expecting? xD And the mane six did help save the day! Especially Twilight! Also, Chrysalis is hot.
#116 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
Then maybe that is my main reason for not liking it. I like longer plotlines because they give more structure than random story that wont matter next episode or be mentioned again ever. From your answer I take it that is the design for the entire show. I can enjoy a show like that if it is humorous and I find the humor funny. Mlp does not do that for me.

Also yes I can hate on singing. Especially if it's cheesy. I wasn't expecting any other message but that doesn't mean I have to like it's message. That's like saying I can't hate the taste of dark chocolate (I do) because I wasn't expecting another taste.
#109 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
Also the fight. It was good until they got to the repeat these images over and over again part.
User avatar #112 - amantes (05/05/2012) [-]
You mean the changelings?
#113 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
ya that fight
User avatar #115 - amantes (05/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you didn't like that much, maybe the show isn't right for you. But I still see no reasons for you to hate.
#118 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
True true, It's probably not right for me. I'd say that's a good reason for hating it. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to tell you not to like it and I don't mind that you like it (everybody has a different taste). I'm just trying to explain why I hate it. After our little conversation/debate is over I hope to never take part of one again.
User avatar #119 - amantes (05/05/2012) [-]
Why do you have to either like something or hate it, aren't you ever just neutral?
#123 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
If I hadn't decided to actually watch it I would've probably stayed neutral. Now that I have, I can't ignore the things I don't like in it.
User avatar #124 - amantes (05/05/2012) [-]
That... actually makes sense.
#126 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
Then I'm going to leave you alone now. Thanks for the conversation. Closing this page.
User avatar #127 - amantes (05/05/2012) [-]
Enjoy your day! And let go of your hate.
#62 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I'm a hater myself.

Although I do like to watch the actual show My Little Pony, I love to mess around with bronies.

It's just for the lulz.

I have a folder full of pony gore and rape for this exact purpose.
I also like to insult and talk condescendly to and about bronies and making outragous claims like the ones mentioned in the post.

I like to make my hate and disgust towards bronies seem sincere,
but it's all for the lulz. No hard feelings.

#122 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
If I hadn't decided to actually watch it I would've probably stayed neutral. Now that I have, I can't ignore the things I don't like in it
#125 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
Replied to the wrong comment there. Whops
User avatar #68 - dtox (05/05/2012) [-]
Trust me, I'v met some fairly ignorant people who do actually believe in those things, you're underestimating the stupidity of some people.
#70 - thewolfrunner (05/05/2012) [-]
This seemed relevant to your comment :P
#64 - amantes (05/05/2012) [-]
And just a few posts above you were denying haters do that xP
Well see, that gore and rape came didn't come from nowhere, you know.
#66 - amantes (05/05/2012) [-]
**amantes rolled a random image posted in comment #4445872 at FJ Pony Thread **
^proofreading- doing it wrong.

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#54 - auryn (05/20/2014) [-]
**auryn looks at username**

I find that a bit dubious.
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

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User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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