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auryn

Last status update:
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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:3/06/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#237
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 40350 total,  49373 ,  9023
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 35.7% (357/1000)
Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12936
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:7620
FJ Points:32240

latest user's comments

#106 - You can get high by climbing ladders too. 07/10/2014 on The new book by Mr. Mackey 0
#19 - Cause it'll make ya blow. 07/10/2014 on Vacuum cleaner attack 0
#23 - First of all the grammar nazi in me can't resist, of have* …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on The new book by Mr. Mackey +6
User avatar #55 - Sworley (07/10/2014) [-]
i did it again, i keep making that stupid mistake. ive been corrected before, i just keep making the mistake and only catch it half the time
#56 - I didn't know skyrim was a girl. 07/10/2014 on Skyrim Cosplay 0
#37 - The only acceptable reason for putting out a sentence like tha… 07/10/2014 on Farquaad 4 +6
#36 - How hard should one laugh at this? 07/10/2014 on Farquaad 4 0
#94 - Picture 07/10/2014 on Watch the back-blast you idiot +1
#20 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Watch the back-blast you idiot +73
#29 - anonexplains (07/10/2014) [-]
Don't try to re-invent the wheel you faggot
#94 - auryn (07/10/2014) [-]
#68 - kanaka (07/10/2014) [-]
... what?
#35 - Well, you're right. It's not, at all. Napalm is usual… 07/10/2014 on Atleast it's not mustard gas 0
#17 - I like DBZ and I don't even like DBZ. 07/10/2014 on All of Them +1
#55 - Picture 07/10/2014 on World Cup 2014 Final +1
#50 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on World Cup 2014 Final 0
User avatar #51 - froggen (07/10/2014) [-]
i mean agaisnt germany nigga
#55 - auryn (07/10/2014) [-]
#32 - Don't worry. It was alright. But this is FJ, … 07/09/2014 on Hello Mr Owl wake up +2
#256 - I'm not sure the lap top will hold.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Twincest +1
User avatar #272 - styxenstones (07/10/2014) [-]
Wanna do it? "Not now. I'm fuckin' up this squeaker noob's day."
#136 - First of all, this isn't about death in particular. A… 07/09/2014 on tactical shitstorm inbound. 0
#17 - Did you really just post that picture on every football related post? 07/09/2014 on No more :( 0
#37 - Picture 07/09/2014 on She just didn't serpentine 0
#120 - Tumblr isn't even real, it's just trolls from 4chan trying to … 07/09/2014 on battle plan 0
#13 - Not if really saggy balls.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Damn goblins +22
User avatar #19 - demandsgayversion (07/09/2014) [-]
Benjamin Button did it!
#28 - The Human Centipede is just a metaphore for how Family Guy reg… 07/09/2014 on Netflix gets it 0
#55 - Well if that's so old, than isn't being called a newfag contradictory?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on They've gone too far 0
User avatar #57 - gmarrox (07/09/2014) [-]
Not really, since Blue Waffle became a popular discussion topic in surface level websites like facebook, so it would be entirely possible that by coming to best site on the internet from such a website recently, you'd have no way of knowing the blue waffle is old news that nobody cares about anymore.
User avatar #58 - gmarrox (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh my big black penetrative daddy, you and your word filters
#84 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on First Half of Brazil - Germany +4
User avatar #340 - ronyx (07/10/2014) [-]
y he mad tho
#50 - Or wait... that was the joke? I don't know, I'm barel…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on They've gone too far 0
User avatar #53 - gmarrox (07/09/2014) [-]
He's trying to tell you that the last time blue waffle was a relevant topic of discussion, my grandpa's balls didn't get wet every time he sat down to shit.
#55 - auryn (07/09/2014) [-]
Well if that's so old, than isn't being called a newfag contradictory?
User avatar #57 - gmarrox (07/09/2014) [-]
Not really, since Blue Waffle became a popular discussion topic in surface level websites like facebook, so it would be entirely possible that by coming to best site on the internet from such a website recently, you'd have no way of knowing the blue waffle is old news that nobody cares about anymore.
User avatar #58 - gmarrox (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh my big black penetrative daddy, you and your word filters
#85 - That was the last straw. 07/09/2014 on Best GTA gif on the internet 0
#102 - Yes, we've just established that. People with terminal disease…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on tactical shitstorm inbound. -1
User avatar #134 - brettyoke (07/09/2014) [-]
But the differences is that they're nothing a like. EVERYTHING has caused deaths at some point, and a simile does not extend to EVERYTHING.
#136 - auryn (07/09/2014) [-]
First of all, this isn't about death in particular.

And what Ricky was trying to illustrate is that you don't have to dislike the person asociated with the thing you dislike. So it's similar in that regard.

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#48 to #47 - konradkurze has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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