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- I build my new PC right before the Winter Holiday Sale. …
I got $50 to spend on the Winter sale, and ended up getting something like 13 games. I've touched none, under the logic that once I save more money I'll build a gaming PC and play them then, and that somehow until that time I'll work on completing my current console and handheld backlog that's about 20 games long.
- I can travel forwards in time at the exact rate of 60 minutes …
- Most ants are cool, just like bees they're pretty civilized.
TIL ants are active matter
- It sounds like you're just not into women. Perhaps yo…
This girls Don't Believe In...
I actually am. But I am into women who fall totally in love for a guy who works, is responsable, and likes puns and going with the bike, not the chads who dope themselves and live on social welfare and beat the shit out of them.
I hate what this world has become buddy ;) and it's mainly fault of the cucks who allowed their women out of the kitchen.
And you expect anyone with the least bit of integrity, brains, and self-respect to go out with someone who repeatedly says women belong in the kitchen?
You don't actually expect to get anything else but shit-tier women when you sound like a 12 year old redneck mongrel? Seems quite the logical consequence, if you ask me, never crossed your mind?
Look m80, if I give somebody the chance at equality, I hope that person WORKS as hard as me, not EXPECTS the same benefits I get for MY hard work.
They don't want any of that feminist bullshit, they want to have all the pros from both genders and none of the cons.
Bitches be crazy mate, you wanna give em vote?
You seem to be under some kind of impression that all women are like that.
You might be attracting and picking out the wrong kind of women or simply don't speak to a lot of women, or both.
or 3) all women are like that
If that's what you prefer to believe.
- Teenage boys with messy rooms, chores, and fighting siblings. …
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Roll for what you're having...
- I already have 2. But I'd like to have a dog too, pre…
- The stillframe from " One does not simply..." is at …
Are you sure it wasn't from the invisible blowjob scene? I'm pretty certain that it was, but I haven't seen this movie in a while.
- Then you're simply not lifting enough.
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