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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:11/23/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#76
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
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#27 - What is this, a motor for ants? 10/25/2014 on Motor Bic's +9
#16 - This isn't even trolling, this is just flagrant *******… 10/25/2014 on Sex +11
#15 - These aren't two kinds of people, these are the opposite sides… 10/24/2014 on Where do you belong? 0
#151 - I wouldn't want to do it though. Not that I have any … 10/24/2014 on Straight to the point +2
#35 - If you look closely you can see his soul burning in hell. 10/24/2014 on aokigahara forest, Suicide... 0
#126 - I wasn't aware that suicide lines also did delivery.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Straight to the point +50
#149 - derak (10/24/2014) [-]
That comment literally made my fucking night,

Thank you based auryn
#151 - auryn (10/24/2014) [-]
I wouldn't want to do it though.

Not that I have any moral issues, it's just that the tipping is bad.
User avatar #141 - betars (10/24/2014) [-]
Free shipping too?
And in one day?

Holy shit that's a good deal.
#164 - Picture 10/24/2014 on Good guy Domino's +6
#58 - Neither am I. 10/23/2014 on When shit just doesn't work 0
#45 - He was right about venomous, but wrong about poisonous.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on He 0
#47 - micekill (10/23/2014) [-]
yes, i want to hear testaburger on this matter tho, i want to know how he feels about this
#56 - testaburger (10/23/2014) [-]
I'll grant you poisonous.
#57 - micekill (10/23/2014) [-]
thanks
#53 - I do.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Go Go Power Rangers +10
#55 - asurasxnight (10/23/2014) [-]
#57 - asurasxnight (10/23/2014) [-]
#84 - asurasxnight (10/24/2014) [-]
#63 - Womens Study Major (10/23/2014) [-]
sweat to god i coulda sworn there was a gif of one of those
#40 - No, you're right about poisonous. Although I think 't…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/23/2014 on He 0
#43 - micekill (10/23/2014) [-]
true, i did think about toxic when i was writing my comment, but isn't poison often associated with a liquid or food that can be eaten or taken into the body in some way and causes damage on the person?
then that would make most heavy metals "poison" and thus prove testaburger's statement to be wrong or somewhat misunderstood
#45 - auryn (10/23/2014) [-]
He was right about venomous, but wrong about poisonous.
#47 - micekill (10/23/2014) [-]
yes, i want to hear testaburger on this matter tho, i want to know how he feels about this
#56 - testaburger (10/23/2014) [-]
I'll grant you poisonous.
#57 - micekill (10/23/2014) [-]
thanks
#38 - Poisonous doesn't just apply to animals. 10/23/2014 on He +2
#36 - lol, what the hell are you on a about? It's an innoce… 10/23/2014 on He +9
#123 - Nothing wrong with quick motions per se, common misconception.… 10/23/2014 on Crossfit 0
#10 - I spoke to them.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Oh Yeah +2
#11 - toncheky (10/23/2014) [-]
#57 - It could be better designed. I had the same problem a…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Crossfit 0
#65 - Odesius (10/23/2014) [-]
First, quick jerking motions = bad form. Gain is lost and potential for injury is increased when lifting like a tard.
Second, why the hell isn't the machine bolted down like intended??
#123 - auryn (10/23/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with quick motions per se, common misconception.

Training with maximum overload and explosive power is argueably the most effective way for gaining strength and muscle mass.
Perfect form and slow motions might be good for beginners, but once you get to know the exercises and your body better you'll make faster progress by always pushing the limit.

I've trained for years and the majority of the time I'd do my sets with a weight I could barely do 5 times, and heavy compound exercises even drop down all the way to single reps, I'd do a lot of my sets to failure and the last rep(s) were often nowhere near perfect form.

I've never been injured and gained about 50 lbs of muscle mass within 4 years.
#81 - bobbysnobby (10/23/2014) [-]
I think he is an arm wrestler so i think his workouts are about maximizing acceleration rather than bulking muscle. There might be damage to the machinery and so its bad for the gym but I think his reasoning makes some level of sense.
User avatar #76 - crazyglove (10/23/2014) [-]
because it's crossfit lol
#248 - You don't need an a a lot of strength or muscle mass to throw …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Feminazis 0
#249 - Womens Study Major (10/23/2014) [-]
No no, I am just saying women have smaller muscles because of the low amount of testosterone.

But you're right though, you don't have to be big to throw a good punch. Just look at Bruce Lee. Skinny guy, but deadly punch.
#10 - But then it wouldn't be a human since the definition is no lon… 10/23/2014 on Animals being buddies part 3 0
#14 - More like this.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on When FJ disagrees with you... +4
#22 - eyecontacthandjob (10/23/2014) [-]
no, like tihs
User avatar #33 - wolfwithglasses (10/23/2014) [-]
*sees his mouth move and for some reason hears the word "bup"*
#6 - Picture 10/23/2014 on Shit Asa Akira says +4
#8 - Yes. 10/23/2014 on Got to try this ! 0
#7 - They're too small. 10/23/2014 on Got to try this ! 0
#50 - This can't be crossfit. - He's using the machine for …  [+] (18 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Crossfit +27
User avatar #118 - nevolmon (10/23/2014) [-]
you can't stop the gain train
#96 - Womens Study Major (10/23/2014) [-]
nevermind that i hate ponytail dorks, hes not doing it right. its supposed to be slower controlled motions that emphasize a muscle group, the biceps, rather than a whole body workout. he looks like a fucking tool
User avatar #91 - comeherekids (10/23/2014) [-]
hes pushing off the ground with his feet and lifting the machine with his knees. hes a dumbass
User avatar #68 - gereorth (10/23/2014) [-]
I want to see more from this guy.
User avatar #71 - newprinny (10/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #74 - gereorth (10/23/2014) [-]
But I guess the best part is.. That it works?
User avatar #75 - newprinny (10/23/2014) [-]
I'm not an expert on this stuff, but from what I've heard, it's extremely inefficient, and probably the only reason he has any results is because he does other things and/or does this a lot, dood.
User avatar #73 - gereorth (10/23/2014) [-]
Thanks! It looks quite funny. ;p With certain things I feel like I could do the same as well! Haha. Using the whole body instead of isolating it to what it's actualy meant for.
#62 - scorze (10/23/2014) [-]
He's using it like a retard though, look at him moving it around and damaging it.
User avatar #72 - pwnagraphy (10/23/2014) [-]
He's actually doing everything right for Bicep Pulldowns. The problem is that he's TOO strong and the stack weighs more than him, causing the machine to move a lot
#113 - Womens Study Major (10/23/2014) [-]
If your arse leaves the seat, you're doing it wrong
You're meant to use your muscle strength to pull down, not your body weight
User avatar #114 - pwnagraphy (10/23/2014) [-]
He is going up a bit much, but for all we know that stack weighs 320. Unless you have freakishly long arms you aren't going to be able to reach the bar when it's resting without leaving your seat.
User avatar #54 - derius (10/23/2014) [-]
Yea, that machine must be flawed.
#57 - auryn (10/23/2014) [-]
It could be better designed.

I had the same problem at my gym when I'd use the entire stack, even when properly 'strapped in' with the knees completely under the pads and the pads as far down as possible.
#65 - Odesius (10/23/2014) [-]
First, quick jerking motions = bad form. Gain is lost and potential for injury is increased when lifting like a tard.
Second, why the hell isn't the machine bolted down like intended??
#123 - auryn (10/23/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with quick motions per se, common misconception.

Training with maximum overload and explosive power is argueably the most effective way for gaining strength and muscle mass.
Perfect form and slow motions might be good for beginners, but once you get to know the exercises and your body better you'll make faster progress by always pushing the limit.

I've trained for years and the majority of the time I'd do my sets with a weight I could barely do 5 times, and heavy compound exercises even drop down all the way to single reps, I'd do a lot of my sets to failure and the last rep(s) were often nowhere near perfect form.

I've never been injured and gained about 50 lbs of muscle mass within 4 years.
#81 - bobbysnobby (10/23/2014) [-]
I think he is an arm wrestler so i think his workouts are about maximizing acceleration rather than bulking muscle. There might be damage to the machinery and so its bad for the gym but I think his reasoning makes some level of sense.
User avatar #76 - crazyglove (10/23/2014) [-]
because it's crossfit lol
#5 - The dog is cheating, he clearly propels himself with his tail. 10/23/2014 on like this, little one +21
#7 - I've had a perfectly normal and healthy childhood. 10/23/2014 on Oh Yeah +1
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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