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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:10/02/2014
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#62
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#49
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Content Views:12763
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:6023
FJ Points:24592

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#7 - Ah, classic case of pavlov conditioning. 09/08/2014 on (untitled) +17
#8 - I've only got one. 09/08/2014 on Get checked or get rekt +30
#25 - Das kan in jedes geval nicht mehr scheisser sein dan die prequ… 09/08/2014 on German Star Wars enthusiasts +1
#18 - Wrong meme. 09/08/2014 on Brain Bender +9
#62 - Picture 09/08/2014 on what's everyone laughing at? +2
#8 - Cuddling is nice, well maybe for a few minutes, but I rather s…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/08/2014 on sounds about right +73
#103 - mr skeltal (09/09/2014) [-]
just havent found the right girl mate
#105 - auryn (09/09/2014) [-]
What? You mean about the anal part?
#34 - thetallbeverage (09/08/2014) [-]
-I'm the one that tends to make loud noises and we have separate blankets.
-Valid
-I always let out thunder farts, right before I sleep, then I keep giggling and wake up again.
-Find a short haired girl.
-Valid.
User avatar #18 - bothemastaofall (09/08/2014) [-]
watch out guys this dude knows advanced positions
#19 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm an expert.
User avatar #23 - endodoobiesmoke (09/08/2014) [-]
i just reaf that as "i am a pervert" i must be gettin tired
User avatar #12 - adoptedchicken (09/08/2014) [-]
The fucking hair man...
I jumped out of bed once because I thought a spider was crawling on my face only to be called a pussy and to get back into bed.
User avatar #22 - endodoobiesmoke (09/08/2014) [-]
plot twist it was her pussy on your face!
User avatar #11 - lordmaddie (09/08/2014) [-]
My boyfriend and I have separate duvets, so that solves that issue.
#77 - aerosol (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - beldepinda (09/08/2014) [-]
Huh, I never have problems with that. But, it could be that it is because I just yet got a gf for the first time a month ago...
#142 - Picture 09/08/2014 on Tumblr in shellnut +3
#114 - >implying the possibility I ever was human  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on Tumblr in shellnut +6
User avatar #130 - senseofpurpose (09/08/2014) [-]
touche
#107 - No, that wasn't really what I was implying.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Tumblr in shellnut +1
User avatar #109 - senseofpurpose (09/08/2014) [-]
Fuck off vlad, you ain't even human (no more)
#114 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
>implying the possibility I ever was human
User avatar #130 - senseofpurpose (09/08/2014) [-]
touche
#8 - Moths are cute and fuzzy, I don't know what you're on about. 09/08/2014 on ARARGARHRAGRRHARAGRHAG -1
#15 - I thought you were genuinly excited. Guess not, huh. 09/08/2014 on Jesus Christ! +3
#14 - You're welcome. And oh, I googled a few examples to get a bett… 09/08/2014 on Jesus Christ! +2
#11 - I'm not really sure, perhaps, but I've never seen it like that…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Jesus Christ! +5
#12 - ripgeckosncherios (09/08/2014) [-]
THANKS
#14 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
You're welcome. And oh, I googled a few examples to get a better idea:


-I once saw Madonna drop her microphone without it affecting her vocal performance one whit.

To abandon all concepts of civility and just live life exactly how we want without caring one whit for anybody else.

-I won't feel one whit more secure if we find Saddam's WMDs, because I never felt he would use them on the West.

-They do not care a whit who f---s soft Helen.
#13 - ripgeckosncherios (09/08/2014) [-]
didn't mean to use caps, sorry
#15 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I thought you were genuinly excited.

Guess not, huh.
#195 - Reminder for next time. 09/08/2014 on hummers +1
#11 - A stoned Snoop Dogg? Now this is what is known in literature a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on Titanic +11
#29 - thiswasnttaken (09/08/2014) [-]
Essentially redundancy to some extent, for anyone else who had to look up that word.
#90 - I'm sorry, I see your point. Bad formulation on my part. … 09/08/2014 on Bill Nye +1
#87 - It does not. All it implies is that there is no reas… 09/08/2014 on Bill Nye +1
#82 - But I did not imply to know the underlying causes. Ke…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Bill Nye 0
#86 - stenwalden (09/08/2014) [-]
"Just because you aren't aware of the underlying causes there is no reason to assume there are none. "

This whole thing right here implies you believe there are underlying causes.

2x penalty points
#90 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I see your point. Bad formulation on my part.

It was not intentional, I should've said: possible underlying causes.
#87 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
It does not.

All it implies is that there is no reason to assume it's an accident.

And even if I would have, my point stands regardless of my personal convinctions.

Please pay a little more attention.
#41 - There's no point in discussing it FJ, everybody agrees here. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on Tumblr in shellnut +1
#66 - mr skeltal (09/08/2014) [-]
You really haven't been paying attention to the comments. There's plenty of arguing/debates on the subject here.
It only seems like everyone agrees because 1 side is always thumbed down.
#39 - Everyone knows the moon-landing was a hoax. 09/08/2014 on You have been reminded +1
#22 - It's boring.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Tumblr in shellnut +10
User avatar #23 - hanabro (09/08/2014) [-]
This really isn't a good time to come to these sites if you are bored of feminist talk. Gamer gate is blowing it up in a way it never has before. We are in the middle of the time of reckoning for the SJWs, and it's naturally going to be discussed.
#41 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
There's no point in discussing it FJ, everybody agrees here.

Wrong demographic.
#66 - mr skeltal (09/08/2014) [-]
You really haven't been paying attention to the comments. There's plenty of arguing/debates on the subject here.
It only seems like everyone agrees because 1 side is always thumbed down.
User avatar #27 - shorea (09/08/2014) [-]
ignore them?
#110 - There will be no endeavors in that area. I think love… 09/08/2014 on Of course, I will always... 0
#103 - Okay, my bad, misinterpretation on my part. Regardles…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Of course, I will always... 0
#105 - tuhtuh (09/08/2014) [-]
I wish you best of luck in your endeavors friend, and I hope you find love and live to an old age
#110 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
There will be no endeavors in that area.

I think love is very important though, but in a platonic sense.
#41 - Thanks, I'll keep that in mind for the next time. 09/08/2014 on To confuse your friends... +8
#97 - I have no idea why you even consider the possibility why someo…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Of course, I will always... 0
#100 - tuhtuh (09/08/2014) [-]
Regardless of whether you specifically are lying or not, many would lie about that because they don't have anyone in their and don't have anyone on the horizon. I wasn't actually implying that you were lying, but that you would change your mind if you met the right person. Love is on helluva drug, and once you get a taste of the real deal, you'll just want more and more.
#103 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
Okay, my bad, misinterpretation on my part.

Regardless, I sincerely doubt it.
#105 - tuhtuh (09/08/2014) [-]
I wish you best of luck in your endeavors friend, and I hope you find love and live to an old age
#110 - auryn (09/08/2014) [-]
There will be no endeavors in that area.

I think love is very important though, but in a platonic sense.
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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