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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#318
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 95 total,  175 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 33805 total,  42191 ,  8386
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 53.3% (533/1000)
Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12822
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:6703
FJ Points:27416

latest user's comments

#21 - Especially his dad. 05/01/2014 on I miss highschool 0
#16 - This x2. 05/01/2014 on Amazing 0
#7 - **auryn rolled comment #19 ** : If I can pick up a dog an…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on best suicide note ever +3
User avatar #8 - confogl (05/01/2014) [-]
**confogl rolled comment #26 ** :
if all my friends jumped off a cliff, i'd put it on youtube

My response to finding a Yorkie in my back yard.
User avatar #9 - confogl (05/01/2014) [-]
what
#93 - I shall accept my red thumbs. Kbyethx.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on More Famous Last Words 0
#96 - confogl (05/01/2014) [-]
#88 - **auryn rolls 842** Who needs dubs when you can get trips.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on More Famous Last Words 0
#93 - auryn (05/01/2014) [-]
I shall accept my red thumbs.

Kbyethx.
#96 - confogl (05/01/2014) [-]
#93 - Picture 05/01/2014 on The Bitter Irony (Read Desc.) +2
#98 - **auryn rolled comment #182 ** : And what are the familie… 05/01/2014 on Random Fact Comp 14 -1
#83 - **auryn rolled comment #116 ** : **technobanana rolls 81…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2014 on More Famous Last Words 0
#125 - technobanana (05/01/2014) [-]
Great roll my comment where I failed rolling.....
#87 - confogl (05/01/2014) [-]
That had the potential for greatness but only ended up not going anywhere and letting everyone down.

How sad, but somehow extremely well-fitting.
#88 - auryn (05/01/2014) [-]
**auryn rolls 842**

Who needs dubs when you can get trips.
#93 - auryn (05/01/2014) [-]
I shall accept my red thumbs.

Kbyethx.
#96 - confogl (05/01/2014) [-]
#81 - This needs more thumbs. 05/01/2014 on More Famous Last Words +21
#80 - Sounds like something a serial killer could've said.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on More Famous Last Words 0
User avatar #82 - huffe (05/01/2014) [-]
or of someone immortal being "killed" for the upteenth time
#34 - Picture 05/01/2014 on (untitled) +2
#33 - I'm sorry about you face. Nice body though. No homo. 05/01/2014 on (untitled) 0
#139 - What a fun thing indeed. 05/01/2014 on Girl who plays rugby VS.... +2
#125 - Haha. Oh, wait, you're serious?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Girl who plays rugby VS.... -1
User avatar #126 - WazzapDude (05/01/2014) [-]
The fun thing is, I don't even know if I'm being serious or not.
#139 - auryn (05/01/2014) [-]
What a fun thing indeed.
#109 - You're imagining things. 05/01/2014 on Zero suit Samus by Enji Night 0
#49 - Probably wasn't Ket, or just really low quality and cut up. 04/30/2014 on D.A.R.E. +2
#46 - Doesn't sound like Ketamine.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2014 on D.A.R.E. 0
User avatar #48 - Welshhobo (04/30/2014) [-]
Well that was my experience - some people say they have hallucinations and the floor moves up with their feet or whatever, but i just sat there feeling dizzy for a bit and went to sleep. Got it at a festival for a tenner, bombed it in my tent, waited 10 minutes, then just felt like shit.
#49 - auryn (04/30/2014) [-]
Probably wasn't Ket, or just really low quality and cut up.
#130 - So what superpower did he get?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Stay inside during a Storm +17
User avatar #133 - napalmpie (04/30/2014) [-]
He repels vegans with his bacon scent.
User avatar #134 - lavitts (04/30/2014) [-]
That'll get him on the C list at least.
#152 - jizzenema (04/30/2014) [-]
avengers will take anyone
User avatar #162 - earlploddington (04/30/2014) [-]
except spiderman
#49 - OMG, I'M MOLECULES, BANANA IS MOLECULES IM BANANA!!1 04/30/2014 on Banana 0
#68 - Comment deleted 04/30/2014 on I like how they treat... +15
#28 - Knees don't lift, quads do. Makes more sense to say …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on Don't get yourselves hurt 0
#32 - exstacy has deleted their comment.
#57 - I was hoping someone would. 04/30/2014 on he should replace the hoop... 0
#16 - Exactly! I tend to skip the first three stept though. 04/30/2014 on Irish pride 0
#23 - That did not end the way I ejected backbend. 04/30/2014 on The Solution +1
#30 - He don't look like no chicken chaser to me. Then again I ain't…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2014 on he should replace the hoop... +2
User avatar #35 - taokami (04/30/2014) [-]
I get the reference.
#57 - auryn (04/30/2014) [-]
I was hoping someone would.
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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