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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:3/28/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#264
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 41874 total,  51024 ,  9150
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 42.7% (427/1000)
Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12947
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:7796
FJ Points:33310

latest user's comments

#26 - Did you get lost in the past? 07/30/2014 on Yodel 0
#18 - Aren't they a little short for a stormtrooper?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Lvl 245 Doinitrite 0
User avatar #34 - radiated (07/30/2014) [-]
the template for a trooper is 5'7" which is jangos height. the rest that arent clones are whatever height
User avatar #20 - radiated (07/29/2014) [-]
stormtroopers are 5'7"
#19 - Because it was predictable. 07/29/2014 on perfection +1
#182 - In reality there is no probability. Things don't happ… 07/29/2014 on probability 0
#16 - Nift. 07/29/2014 on Friar Fred +3
#39 - It's horrible to let your wife think you died, she's going to … 07/29/2014 on Home Brew Classic Prank +26
#48 - That's incredibly cheap. Gas is twice as expensive here. 07/29/2014 on right now it's about... 0
#13 - The next stage is GILF.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Look like a MILF +1
#26 - youngneil (07/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - endodoobiesmoke (07/28/2014) [-]
at 50 she probably is some granny fanny bet her vag lips are drooping between her knees
#12 - A MILF can be a cougar, but not necessarily. Cougars … 07/28/2014 on Look like a MILF +1
#52 - No.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Comic-Con -4
#58 - herbolifee (07/28/2014) [-]
HERETIC!!!
#67 - Study 16 hours a day? I'm not even awake for 16 hours most of … 07/28/2014 on FUCK YEAH FACTS! +1
#65 - Underdeveloped intellect. 07/28/2014 on FUCK YEAH FACTS! 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on End Hollywood's impossible... +15
#20 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
Well, he was up against Mr Freeze...
#23 - As opposed to the other creatures who cut the trees, make pape… 07/28/2014 on Trees 0
#9 - Picture 07/28/2014 on It's a dogs life +3
#7 - Apparently his mama is so big her uterus was in a different state.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Questions Minorities +20
#8 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
Does that make your moms uterus a different country?
#9 - kennyxvi (07/28/2014) [-]
**kennyxvi rolled image** No it makes his mommas uterus a continent...
#9 - I don't know. The last time I candyflipped my mind we…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Only on Miiverse 0
User avatar #10 - meanberry (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm not really sure sonic is moving for real. He might just trippin it all.

Sounds scary dude, guess you should stay away from ultiflip (adrenaline shot in legg, pcp and meth I.V.)
#7 - Isn't it obvious that he already has a serious amphetamine addiction.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Only on Miiverse +3
User avatar #8 - meanberry (07/28/2014) [-]
I'd say hes candyflippin (extacy + lsd.) He runs around in a cartoon world to beat EGGMAN!
#9 - auryn (07/28/2014) [-]
I don't know.

The last time I candyflipped my mind went 600 mph but my body would hardly move at all, on the plus side I could see sound.
User avatar #10 - meanberry (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm not really sure sonic is moving for real. He might just trippin it all.

Sounds scary dude, guess you should stay away from ultiflip (adrenaline shot in legg, pcp and meth I.V.)
#9 - such my hard-on 07/28/2014 on FaceTime +1
#6 - I'm kinda liked the guy in this picture. A girl gave … 07/28/2014 on Desc is a lie 0
#11 - Tinky-Winky 07/28/2014 on icrievrytim +12
#18 - Sure she can. It'll even enhance the shock. 07/28/2014 on How to spot a lesbian +3
#165 - Okay, I might want to reconsider that statement after seeing t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2014 on celebrities and pornstars... 0
User avatar #318 - desdemona (07/28/2014) [-]
She gained weight for the shower scene because the director wanted "real bodies and real women."
User avatar #257 - buttinspecter (07/28/2014) [-]
It's okay. She's 43 and realistically average. Not a lot of people are like that even by 43.
User avatar #311 - herecomesjohnny (07/28/2014) [-]
she's 43? that's really good for her age
#35 - I think breastfeeding is a very healthy and natural thing to d…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Choke a bitch? +55
User avatar #59 - Blargosnarf (07/28/2014) [-]
...as disgusted as I am, I feel inclined to correct you, male mammary glands are typically perfectly functional, comparable to a female's, it's just a lack of hormones to activate the process, but can be activated via stimuli.
#66 - faustmazoku (07/28/2014) [-]
#119 - huntergriff (07/28/2014) [-]
>TFW Robert De Niro was young Don Vito Corleone in the Godfather Part II.
>TFW he asked Ben Stiller if he could milk him.
#60 - marcury (07/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #118 - huntergriff (07/28/2014) [-]
What's the other half?
#53 - labree (07/28/2014) [-]
#40 - jimmytwoshoes (07/28/2014) [-]
uhhh...
User avatar #36 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/28/2014) [-]
That did not end the way I thought it would
User avatar #43 - Anonomousthirteen (07/28/2014) [-]
I wish I could say the same...

Oh, God, what the fuck is wrong with me?
#17 - "That's life" is a way of saying that's just the way… 07/28/2014 on When you discuss about your... 0

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Latest users (1): auryn, anonymous(1).
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User avatar #72 - admin (03/15/2015) [-]
hey there, it's Admin. This is a copy/paste message but I went on your profile personally to post this.

I'm asking for help.
1) Site is having server issues and there's nothing I can do about it
2) Site is losing traffic and users, which makes me sad because this site is my baby and FJers are the only friend and family I have.
3) My life is falling apart (no one's fault but my own) and the only family I have is dying or going away.

It's all my fault and I take full responsibility. I think whining and blaming others is dumb. I'm just asking you to keep visiting the site and post frequently. I don't want my baby to die.

Thanks.
User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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