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- >" ... and let Jesus be the forerunner of the Abrahami…
well, I figure that's what the comic wanted to say.
Judaism and Christianity are one and the same until the New Testament. Jews believe their saviour still hasn't come yet, and Christians think he was Jesus and the "New Jerusalem" is coming soon with the second coming of Christ, and Islam thinks Mohammed was the official prophet and his teachings trump those of Christ.
It's hard to be a forerunner of something that already exists for hundreds of years.
sorry for the Mißverständniß
Das passiert den Besten von uns.
- To be fair Americans don't have many accents or dialects and t…
/pol/ discusses accents
Not to mention the US is bigger than the UK. UK has a lot higher concentration of varying accents.
Bitch have you ever tried getting a Louisiana cajun speaking motherfucker and any motherfucker off the street of Jersey to converse together? It's damned funny but aint prettty.
Obviously you have never been to Philadelphia
New York, Boston, Philidelphia.
I can understand them just fine, and they don't even sound that different.
Not exactly true. I live in upstate NY. I moved from there to SC, and went to work with 3 brothers, from the same house in NC. One of them had no accent at all, the second had a little southern accent, but the third couldn't be understood without a fucking interpreter. These are 3 accents from
the same fucking house
As to dialects, up here, it's soda, down there, its pop. Other than that, it's inconsequential.
I cant understand people from the nearest city at all, fuck trying to speak to people from the next county over, fuck city folk and fuck farmers.
None of them speak English.
English isn't even my first language and I usually have no problem understanding thick souther accents, or even ebonics.
Let alone the other accents, which are a piece of cake.
Meanwhile, I can go drive for an hour in my own country and end up in town where I'll barely understand anything.
if i go 3 towns over, i can't understand a word they're saying.
polish here. Lucky you, I can't understand my own grandma
(she's from kaszuby region, they quite literally have their own language and when mixed with polish it's complete "???" for an outsider).
I'm from Colorado and I absolutely cannot understand black people from the south or white people strictly from the Bayou south.
Interesting, the one from Bayou south.
Seems to be a lot of bastardized French words and expressions in it.
I'd imagine it's from all the Cajun and Creole people living there, with all their French influence.
- You're drunk alright.
- You do realize according to Christianity Jesus is literally Go…
Happy Zombie Jesus Day
Yep. He'd just have to do a lot more tricks to impress the kids nowadays. That loaves and fishes stuff ain't gunna cut it. Maybe if he could fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, killer light show, surround sound, and pyrotechnics.
In popular media EVERYBODY comes back from the dead..he's going to have to punch it up a little.
- I know right, murder and rape always make me feel cozy inside too.
Maybe he is tqlking about the fact that the dad didnt get jail time like he would have in a liberal state for defending his family and killing a pedophile who raped his daughter
Maybe I was intentionally misinterpretting his comment for comedic effect, also known as "a joke".
Or maybe not, and rape and murder really makes me feel all cozy inside. Who knows.
- How can I roll 00 if you tell me to roll 1 to 99.
Where will you be reborn?
- Neither as it's probably in real-time
His eyes said why
Keeping you posted
- Implying Kim K is hot or even hot-ish in the first place?
Whoa there, mama! Setting...
- I'll take 6.
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