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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:9/20/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#26 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Spelling Bee +2
User avatar #30 - cormy (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's correct.
I once had a conversation with my friend about how stamina is used in Dark Souls. I asked him if quicker, lighter weapon swings used less stamina. He said "That would make sense." Using would like that implies that even though it makes sense, that isn't how it is so for a while I was completely confused and thought that stam is used just as much for lighter weapons as with heavier ones.
There's nothing wrong with what he said, it's just that what I had inferred was different from what he implied.
#35 - auryn (09/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 - cormy (09/07/2014) [-]
That implications are an important part of oral communication and it isn't necessary to have an alternative for it to be a proper sentence.
#19 - fake 09/07/2014 on Porn explained +1
#22 - Do this in an orgy and you end up with a whole new version of … 09/07/2014 on Screwnicorn +1
#16 - The Dutch are world-renowned experts and have pioneered impold… 09/07/2014 on Waterballs +1
#37 - This is high on my list of reasons why it's okay to punch a woman. 09/07/2014 on Good Guy Fan +49
#13 - Picture 09/07/2014 on The things I would do for sex +35
#12 - I would get hard for sex  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2014 on The things I would do for sex +6
#28 - supermandan (09/07/2014) [-]
That's two words...
#29 - auryn (09/07/2014) [-]
Well, a good thing then that I wasn't playing the game.
#62 - Do you experience drooping facial features or slurred speech?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #63 - nagafever (09/07/2014) [-]
mostly when im drunk, but i've got extremely lazy eyes and i often get asked for weed because of that... damn racists
#21 - No, no. If a girl said that to me I'd be creeped out.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Damn Weirdos 0
User avatar #23 - Kairyuka (09/07/2014) [-]
Well it's obviously different from person to person, and I imagine it'd be even more different if you actually knew the person. It might just be her kind of humor.
#17 - Replace 'legendary pokemon' with 'alcoholic uncle' and you've … 09/07/2014 on Call me Big Poppa 0
#12 - Less whining, more praising.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on On my way to NSFW +1
User avatar #17 - ScottP (09/07/2014) [-]
Less whining, more shining
#28 - They looked for it. 09/07/2014 on Busted smugglers +1
#25 - Have fun with those dick-pics 09/07/2014 on Instagram vs Reality +1
#42 - A lot of high-tech stuff is assembled in poor-ass countries.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Been to China, made a grave... 0
#47 - theblargypargler (09/07/2014) [-]
Well, they aren't usually sold there.
#51 - He's so happy that for a moment he forgets how to give someone… 09/07/2014 on Bitch that is how I fly. +1
#19 - One of my favorite GIFS, I hadn't seen it in a long time so it… 09/07/2014 on (untitled) +6
#57 - So you're saying it's good? 09/07/2014 on Cookie Monster Comp +1
#45 - Is one side of your body numb?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #61 - nagafever (09/07/2014) [-]
nein
#62 - auryn (09/07/2014) [-]
Do you experience drooping facial features or slurred speech?
User avatar #63 - nagafever (09/07/2014) [-]
mostly when im drunk, but i've got extremely lazy eyes and i often get asked for weed because of that... damn racists
#253 - Potatoes are serious business.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Fat shaming Saturday? +1
User avatar #255 - wolfcrimson (09/07/2014) [-]
You right, i love them, i truly do.
#249 - too* 09/07/2014 on Fat shaming Saturday? 0
#248 - I think next time it's better to a bit more clever and subtle,…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Fat shaming Saturday? 0
#249 - auryn (09/07/2014) [-]
too*
#243 - I'm glad you're gaining some self-awareness, but no need to be…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Fat shaming Saturday? 0
User avatar #245 - ieuphoric (09/07/2014) [-]
BOO HO CRY HARDER FAGGOT
#248 - auryn (09/07/2014) [-]
I think next time it's better to a bit more clever and subtle, to be a bit more credible, that way it'd more fun for all us.

You're just being to obvious to get any fun reactions.

#249 - auryn (09/07/2014) [-]
too*
#241 - There is virtually no fat in potatoes.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Fat shaming Saturday? 0
User avatar #242 - wolfcrimson (09/07/2014) [-]
It was meant to be funny, but you ruined it for me man, come on man, come on.
#253 - auryn (09/07/2014) [-]
Potatoes are serious business.
User avatar #255 - wolfcrimson (09/07/2014) [-]
You right, i love them, i truly do.
#239 - I don't even know if that could be considered trolling instead…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Fat shaming Saturday? +1
User avatar #240 - ieuphoric (09/07/2014) [-]
fuckin scrub faggot needs to get a life
#243 - auryn (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm glad you're gaining some self-awareness, but no need to be so harsh on yourself.
User avatar #245 - ieuphoric (09/07/2014) [-]
BOO HO CRY HARDER FAGGOT
#248 - auryn (09/07/2014) [-]
I think next time it's better to a bit more clever and subtle, to be a bit more credible, that way it'd more fun for all us.

You're just being to obvious to get any fun reactions.

#249 - auryn (09/07/2014) [-]
too*
#238 - Don't tell me he wasn't already potato before his birthday. 09/07/2014 on Fat shaming Saturday? -1
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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