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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#35 - That's what I've been saying all along. 09/24/2014 on Regret 0
#15 - **auryn rolled comment #4 ** : Basic training is real… 09/24/2014 on FJ lately in a nutshell +3
#25 - Apart from the fact that you can't OD on acid it also takes a …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/24/2014 on The Acid Stash +7
User avatar #45 - thisonewins (09/24/2014) [-]
Sloths have been known to fall to their deaths mistaking their own arm or legs for a tree branch, reaching for them, and taking too long to react even after figuring that out; that said, a human might not be able to OD on acid, but it's certainly possible for certain animals to.

Great, once again I'm baited into explaining why a joke works, that's just great.

No argument on how long it would take to set in.
#109 - auryn (09/24/2014) [-]
The chemical proporties of LSD are non-toxic.
#76 - tomthehippie (09/24/2014) [-]
technically not an OD, just tripping out and dying because you tripped out. An OD is when the drug itself kills you from there being too much of it in your body and your body shutting down.
User avatar #120 - thisonewins (09/24/2014) [-]
1) Technically didn't claim the two were actually linked, (which I'm surprised by, even though I'm the one that wrote it) and
2) For whatever reason googling "lethal dosage of LSD" and "animals" comes up with a number of results claiming there's such a thing as a lethal dose for animals, and that said dose causes the respiratory system to shut down (I'd claim that's the part I was talking about to begin with, but it actually wasn't).
- 'Course, the bit of searching on "lethal dosage for humans" I did came up saying that it's the material that happened to have LSD in it that was actually the problem bit, so it could very well be that "that" is what they mean for the animal posts, but for now I'll just say so.

Bonus: Not sure there was enough of a joke to be politically correct about the setup and say it was not "exactly" an OD. I could be wrong, though.

TLDR,
#125 - tomthehippie (09/25/2014) [-]
meh, I do know that for humans you're more likely to permafry your brain than OD on LSD, the only point I was making was that in this incident the animal did die because of LSD, it wasn't an OD.
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/24/2014) [-]
yeah if you take a low dose
#108 - auryn (09/24/2014) [-]
Even with really high doses there's at least a 30 minute onset.
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/24/2014) [-]
DMT is the one that hits you fast not acid
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/24/2014) [-]
i doubt that it takes 2 seconds for acid to kick inn when you lick it of a stone
#333 - Any kind of pride is idiotic, particularly the kind of pride t… 09/24/2014 on SJWs are here post facts +1
#130 - First of all, she's known as Kathy Ferreiro and has plenty of … 09/23/2014 on This is just a picture of a... +2
#127 - It's not photoshopped. 09/23/2014 on This is just a picture of a... 0
#81 - That's not what your mom said.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on friendly reminder to all... 0
#82 - platinumaltaria (09/25/2014) [-]
My mom is dead...
#83 - auryn (09/25/2014) [-]
That might explain why she didn't say that.

Or why she didn't say anything at all.
#79 - That doesn't make sense.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2014 on friendly reminder to all... 0
#80 - platinumaltaria (09/23/2014) [-]
Neither does your face...
#81 - auryn (09/23/2014) [-]
That's not what your mom said.
#82 - platinumaltaria (09/25/2014) [-]
My mom is dead...
#83 - auryn (09/25/2014) [-]
That might explain why she didn't say that.

Or why she didn't say anything at all.
#72 - I doubt that's where FJ got it from.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on friendly reminder to all... 0
User avatar #73 - frenzyhero (09/23/2014) [-]
My point is that 4chan didn't make it either.
#67 - You do realize that this whole 'OP is a faggot' thing is copie…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/23/2014 on friendly reminder to all... 0
#78 - platinumaltaria (09/23/2014) [-]
That was the point...
#79 - auryn (09/23/2014) [-]
That doesn't make sense.
#80 - platinumaltaria (09/23/2014) [-]
Neither does your face...
#81 - auryn (09/23/2014) [-]
That's not what your mom said.
#82 - platinumaltaria (09/25/2014) [-]
My mom is dead...
#83 - auryn (09/25/2014) [-]
That might explain why she didn't say that.

Or why she didn't say anything at all.
User avatar #70 - frenzyhero (09/23/2014) [-]
copied from 2chan
2chan was the original halfchan
#72 - auryn (09/23/2014) [-]
I doubt that's where FJ got it from.
User avatar #73 - frenzyhero (09/23/2014) [-]
My point is that 4chan didn't make it either.
#7 - I always end up on esoteric metaphysics. 09/22/2014 on and now I'm a whale biologist 0
#15 - Dat aesthetica. 09/22/2014 on Me on my way to steal your man 0
#27 - It's a new flavor, car tire with asphalt. Actually I … 09/22/2014 on the thirty-second flavor +2
#102 - As much as I love bodybuilding, you're not going to g… 09/22/2014 on you wouldn't download a... -1
#100 - Lifting weights is one of the safest sports out there with one… 09/22/2014 on you wouldn't download a... 0
#50 - If anyone wonders, the right picture is Steve Reeves. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Fascism 0
User avatar #53 - sumerfag (09/22/2014) [-]
wow, for once a body builder who doesn't make me wanna throw up and kill myself so i don't have to see how disgusting he looks
#49 - Nah. It's just the pose. 09/22/2014 on Fascism +1
#34 - To this day I still wonder why people think it'd be a good ide…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on #TITANSAREMYTRIGGER +23
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/22/2014) [-]
sorry, master comedian
#6 - **** that redundant, out of place crammed in CG crap. 09/21/2014 on My friends while im on... +3
#197 - It doesn't look like he was trying to get up, it was likely suicide. 09/21/2014 on omg did he die? +1
#17 - Apparently you did. 09/21/2014 on fuck the system -1
#15 - I hope people do realize antioxidants are healthy, and that an…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Test!! 0
User avatar #17 - fables (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure the coma is from the salt
it's not saying the antioxidants cause it
#9 - Being the unfunny cunt that I am I'd just post bills with 'no'…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on fuck the system -1
#14 - stalini (09/21/2014) [-]
nobody cares
#17 - auryn (09/21/2014) [-]
Apparently you did.
#173 - There's a cure for that. It's called stop being a lit…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Science: Graphical... +1
#203 - Weirdozzy (09/21/2014) [-]
#76 - Hopefully never. 09/21/2014 on Don't be fooled +13
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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