auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:1/26/2015
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#192
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
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#86 - He meant a real job.  [+] (4 new replies) 12 hours ago on Mumblo Jumbo Tumbler +1
User avatar #89 - Shiny (12 hours ago) [-]
Money is money, no matter whose ass you kissed to get it.
User avatar #97 - roninneko (10 hours ago) [-]
A job you can live on.

You can't live on McDonald's wages.
#113 - citizenofnecrocity has deleted their comment.
User avatar #90 - victorydanceofc (11 hours ago) [-]
And you're ALWAYS gonna be kissing someone's ass.
#81 - Cool people don't have time for that. We have nerds f… 12 hours ago on Starter Packs +2
#79 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on Starter Packs 0
#80 - europe (12 hours ago) [-]
>not making your own damn homework
#81 - auryn (12 hours ago) [-]
Cool people don't have time for that.

We have nerds for that, and in return for their homework we acknowledge their existence a little bit, or at least for a little while. This is the natural order.
#8 - It's because it increases concentration, so your thoughts won'… 22 hours ago on Father and Son 0
#18 - You sound like you could use some breast feeding too.  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Well shit +17
#76 - danaldick (17 hours ago) [-]
i, personally, would love some breast feeding
is your mother available?
#32 - I'm willing to bet a substantial amount of money that the 3rd … 22 hours ago on Florida cringe comp 0
#6 - Ritalin is a stimulant, not a depressant. It increase…  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on Father and Son 0
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (22 hours ago) [-]
Certain Stimulants cause people with ADHD to mellow out.
#8 - auryn (22 hours ago) [-]
It's because it increases concentration, so your thoughts won't be as scattered.

But it's a stimulant nonetheless, with all its due side effects.
#15 - Meh. Honest mistake, can happen.  [+] (11 new replies) 23 hours ago on Well shit -20
User avatar #16 - roninneko (22 hours ago) [-]
Nobody asked for her opinion. Not only does it work counter to the store's interests to recommend that shoppers not buy their products, but issues like this can happen. She would be much better off if she stuck to doing her job and keeping her whore mouth shut.
#131 - intrepidy (12 hours ago) [-]
Well actually a cashiers job is also to engage in conversation and generally act like a person. Normally the only way they can string a conversation is by looking at what someone is buying and commenting on it. That is the job, rather than just scanning something.
User avatar #98 - greendroid (15 hours ago) [-]
...lol
User avatar #57 - lillpip (18 hours ago) [-]
Nigga, bitch just wanted the baby to be healthier, and save the parent(s) some money, cashiers are just people bro.
User avatar #160 - roninneko (10 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, well while they're on-shift, they're people with certain duties. Provide good customer service, and don't voice judgments about products unless asked.
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User avatar #21 - pokemonstheshiz (21 hours ago) [-]
it's actually pretty beneficial for babies to be breast fed. It helps them to build up their immune system.
Some people don't have a choice, but some people just make stupid choices.
User avatar #162 - roninneko (10 hours ago) [-]
And it was the cashier's place to voice a judgment call when there may be factors of which she is totally unaware, because...?
#69 - innocentbabies (18 hours ago) [-]
It also helps with bonding between mother and infant.
#18 - auryn (22 hours ago) [-]
You sound like you could use some breast feeding too.
#76 - danaldick (17 hours ago) [-]
i, personally, would love some breast feeding
is your mother available?
#46 - Here's a list of reasons why you should care about gamergate: …  [+] (5 new replies) 23 hours ago on They're resorting to newspaper -15
#49 - huntergriff (23 hours ago) [-]
funnyjunk.com/They+re+resorting+to+newspaper/funny-pictures/5432944/15#15
funnyjunk.com/They+re+resorting+to+newspaper/funny-pictures/5432944/16#16
funnyjunk.com/They+re+resorting+to+newspaper/funny-pictures/5432944/19#19
funnyjunk.com/They+re+resorting+to+newspaper/funny-pictures/5432944/20#20

Too add to those, these people essentially want gaming to turn into a hugbox like tumblr, they want games to literally not be fun. they think fun is a neurological trick, http://archive.today/2t93l#selection-1809.0-1811.530

Not to mention the mass slander of thousands upon thousands of people ( imgur.com/a/kahzN and www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAyncf3DBUQ ) these journos have done, merely because we foundout they were pulling some unethical bullshit behind the scenes (see: pastebin.com/uVb63Rd7 ). In short People are rightfully pissed that these journalists aren't doing their fucking job. In any other industry you would get shitcanned for saying the shit these journalists say.
User avatar #94 - anotherponyaccount (20 hours ago) [-]
Why couldn't you just do the >>number
User avatar #96 - huntergriff (20 hours ago) [-]
i...i don't know how.
User avatar #122 - themanwithnoplan (18 hours ago) [-]
>>#101, Alternatively, and my preferred way,

1.) Open comment window
2.) Click the comment number you want to reply to with the comment window open
3.) Voila
#101 - anotherponyaccount (20 hours ago) [-]
you put >> in then without any spaces you put the numbers in so it looks like this:

>>#15
>>#16
>>#19
>>#20
#75 - I actually feel sorry for virgins, they seem to be under the f…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on I was so bad at it 0
User avatar #85 - entarasu (23 hours ago) [-]
i think is more of wanting someone to love you
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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