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aurelianopeachdoor

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Date Signed Up:9/28/2011
Last Login:5/04/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#34030
Highest Content Rank:#1207
Highest Comment Rank:#1297
Content Thumbs: 8836 total,  10544 ,  1708
Comment Thumbs: 5077 total,  6837 ,  1760
Content Level Progress: 27% (27/100)
Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 189 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 74% (74/100)
Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:9
Content Views:381845
Times Content Favorited:667 times
Total Comments Made:1605
FJ Points:13995

latest user's comments

#180 - I live in mexico city and I met a girl from chihuahua who told…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on Just hangin' around +3
User avatar #190 - holdup (01/20/2013) [-]
yeah, you gotta hang the fucks out to dry.
#48 - What if they're round doorknobs? You wouldn't be able to make …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on Dominance 0
User avatar #49 - traelos (01/13/2013) [-]
Rope keeps a surprisingly tight grip, how do you think knots work?

Plus, if its a matter of life and death I could use my teeth to flay a small part of my arm or something and tie that on to the rope, giving me even more hold.
#45 - I don't understand, please explain.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2013 on Dominance 0
User avatar #47 - traelos (01/13/2013) [-]
They are implying humans are incapable of rational thought apparently.

Because it's not like I could make a device to turn the other 2 handles. Nope, stringing together some hair for rope and certainly wouldn't do the trick at all.
User avatar #48 - aurelianopeachdoor (01/13/2013) [-]
What if they're round doorknobs? You wouldn't be able to make them turn, the rope would slip
User avatar #49 - traelos (01/13/2013) [-]
Rope keeps a surprisingly tight grip, how do you think knots work?

Plus, if its a matter of life and death I could use my teeth to flay a small part of my arm or something and tie that on to the rope, giving me even more hold.
User avatar #46 - connormccloud (01/13/2013) [-]
We dpnt have three arms unless you trined yourself to use your dick to open doors
#67 - Comment deleted 01/11/2013 on Shoplifting 0
#3 - Why? Did you get any legal persecution? 01/11/2013 on Shit 0
#207 - I don't know, some faggot anon tried to correct me and it brou…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on Happiness. 0
User avatar #208 - crazyhindu (01/10/2013) [-]
yeah same here
#203 - Sanskrit, both of you get your facts straight  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Happiness. 0
User avatar #206 - crazyhindu (01/09/2013) [-]
also why are people commenting on this? its a fucking year old!
User avatar #207 - aurelianopeachdoor (01/10/2013) [-]
I don't know, some faggot anon tried to correct me and it brought me back to this comment i made a year ago.
User avatar #208 - crazyhindu (01/10/2013) [-]
yeah same here
User avatar #204 - crazyhindu (01/09/2013) [-]
fuck you

im sorry
#14 - Instructions were not clear enough, I am being raided by the p…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on Really hardcore po.......nies +33
User avatar #39 - spaceturtlecadet (01/07/2013) [-]
And you can't resist because your dick is caught in the ceiling fan?
#397 - Good ol' Zlamous magical fairy princess can't keep you away fo… 01/07/2013 on Atheist logic -1
#124 - Infomercial .gif that end with "thanks obama" thread?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Title 0
#158 - sairento (01/04/2013) [-]
yes
#181 - Striken (01/04/2013) [-]
Saw this above.. Thought it would be appropriate
#189 - sairento (01/04/2013) [-]
#35 - *zealand  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on Dat Ass +1
#36 - onionsam (12/26/2012) [-]
we prefer sheep over goats. just saiyan.
#34 - "Day 1 as a new zealan famer. I have earned the sheep's t…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2012 on Dat Ass +5
User avatar #35 - aurelianopeachdoor (12/26/2012) [-]
*zealand
#36 - onionsam (12/26/2012) [-]
we prefer sheep over goats. just saiyan.
#24 - HEY! Leave ray bradbury out of this. 12/26/2012 on sex barbecue +4
#7 - Picture 12/26/2012 on How to resist anesthesia +2
#9 - I got a new bass and 250 bucks total from my family and some o… 12/26/2012 on Do you smell that? 0
#22 - I didn't know faggotry came in layers.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on Troll present +199
#32 - Ken M (12/26/2012) [-]
faggotry like this only comes in layers
#59 - Comment deleted 12/25/2012 on The Bet 0
#64 - Now we can have a one man rush hour movie. 12/24/2012 on I can Die in Peace +29
#5 - Is ir really cocaine? 12/16/2012 on DIY cocaine 0
#10 - I want to kill his whole family for him. 12/16/2012 on Rage Overload +7
#107 - I met the guy, he was pretty fly for a white guy. dun du d… 12/16/2012 on If only... +1
#27 - I have the sudden urge to **** it. 12/13/2012 on All of my wut +2
#11 - Insecure are we now?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2012 on Ninja Levels 0
User avatar #13 - sonicsyndicate (12/13/2012) [-]
nope just wondering how i should react to that comment
#4 - I dreamt some friends and I were going to cimb a mountain, sud… 12/13/2012 on Lol wat 0
#3 - I will, too, be scared forever. 12/12/2012 on horse 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#26 - alekksandar has deleted their comment [-]
#24 - lmaopwnt (10/31/2012) [-]
Just so you know the swastika in your profile picture is upright, so it represents the ancient Hindu version that symbolizes peace and luck.   
Only when its tilted at a 45* angle (like shown) does it represent the Nazi party.
Just so you know the swastika in your profile picture is upright, so it represents the ancient Hindu version that symbolizes peace and luck.
Only when its tilted at a 45* angle (like shown) does it represent the Nazi party.
User avatar #25 to #24 - aurelianopeachdoor ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
So you noticed my subtle changing of the meaning of my picture? Only it's not hindu, it was used by the sanskrits waay before the hindus did.
User avatar #10 - xxelmarcocfcxx (05/24/2012) [-]
Judging from the profile pic, no friends have we?
#18 to #10 - misterdoland **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #18 - xxelmarcocfcxx (07/27/2012) [-]
You do realise this was ages ago right? He told me it was all a joke and I aplogised for being an ass.
User avatar #21 to #19 - aurelianopeachdoor ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
What's up with that guy?
User avatar #22 to #21 - xxelmarcocfcxx (08/29/2012) [-]
I don't know. He deleted his account anyway.
User avatar #23 to #22 - aurelianopeachdoor ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeah better off without him.
#20 to #19 - misterdoland **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #11 to #10 - aurelianopeachdoor ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
Why so mean? It's just as a joke. I do have friends lol
User avatar #12 to #11 - xxelmarcocfcxx (05/24/2012) [-]
Is it really a joke? You didn't seem to inform of the little runt that approved of it that it's a joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - aurelianopeachdoor ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
What runt? Hitler? What are you a butthurt jew? That **** is old man plus the swastika is a nice symbol. And i'm not a nazi
User avatar #14 to #13 - xxelmarcocfcxx (05/24/2012) [-]
No, I am not jewish, I'm talking about the guy who said he liked it. You didn't seem to tell him that you were kidding. So are you trolling? If so, which I have evidently fallen victim too?
User avatar #15 to #14 - aurelianopeachdoor ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
OOOOh i get it now, oh no spookykid's a friend and she knows me from outside funnyjunk and me and her kid around with that sort of stuff so she knows its a joke hahaha.
User avatar #16 to #15 - xxelmarcocfcxx (05/24/2012) [-]
Ah right. So now I look like an ignorant ass and must apologize.
Now if originalbastard could hurry up with part 7...
User avatar #17 to #16 - aurelianopeachdoor ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
Haha that's alright, and I KNOW! That's the only reason i'm still online
#7 - spookykid (02/17/2012) [-]
*****		 WAT.
***** WAT.
User avatar #9 to #7 - eraeraera (04/11/2012) [-]
***** that s tripping
User avatar #6 - jesstotheica (02/11/2012) [-]
You're sad about your own life, so you try to make other people upset by making fun of them over the safety of your computer. Get a life.
#8 to #6 - spookykid (02/17/2012) [-]
Go die nao plz.
Aureliano lives the life of a boss.
#4 - eraeraera (01/26/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #3 - spookykid (01/19/2012) [-]
I approve of DAT PROFILE PIC.
User avatar #1 - wafflegrunt (11/11/2011) [-]
you going to die alone and im going to laugh about it
User avatar #2 to #1 - aurelianopeachdoor ONLINE (11/26/2011) [-]
***** please, you're in funny junk you're in the same situation as me lol
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