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Gender: female
Age: 24
Interests: syrup, lots of syrup
Date Signed Up:11/09/2014
Last Login:4/19/2015
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I'mma givin' ya'll some sweet sweet pancake syrup.
Err'bodeh needs a li'l jaysuz in their laves, ya know?

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#9 - I cant say it's wrong. 11/26/2014 on dorkly +16
#8 - **auntiejemima rolled image ** What I look like now  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2014 on dorkly +152
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#41 - furiousmarshmellow (11/26/2014) [-]
Banbledark Camberblik
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#34 - schnitzelwagen (11/26/2014) [-]
Bendodick Cuminbach.
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#23 - killerkost (11/26/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
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#9 - auntiejemima (11/26/2014) [-]
I cant say it's wrong.
#20 - Mmm hold still shugga, Aunty Jemmy is on her way! 11/26/2014 on Pepsi 0
#10 - He and I are two of a kind.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Pepsi +6
#18 - thetoasterofdeath (11/26/2014) [-]
Help, my pancakes are dry!
#20 - auntiejemima (11/26/2014) [-]
Mmm hold still shugga, Aunty Jemmy is on her way!
#23 - Good thang that the boy is blind so he can't see that bad hair…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Miley Cyborg 0
#25 - anon (11/25/2014) [-]
He isn't blind, he only sees black and white (with his eyes)
#22 - Comment deleted 11/25/2014 on Miley Cyborg 0
#19 - Umm... juss' puttin' this out there... isn't it supposed to be… 11/25/2014 on Ferguson Grand Jury +1
#29 - I can't even make a syrup joke here, I can't even do the accen…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2014 on sickening..I would kill her +9
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#45 - Dragonchampion (11/24/2014) [-]
Thumb for actually being a nice aunt Jemima and showing you have a real heart rather than just oodles of maple syrup!

(But seriously man, I must compliment you. First themed account that has dropped their facade for something serious. I respect the people who now when a joke fits and when it's just shit.)
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#48 - thefates (11/24/2014) [-]
Actually believe it or not biebergotswag has dropped his act for some serious posts.
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#50 - Dragonchampion (11/24/2014) [-]
Interesting. Well I can't respect anyone who does a them account about beiber anyways. I'd want to burn my computer after it had a single beiber pic on it.
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#51 - thefates (11/24/2014) [-]
Well he is a troll after all.
#9 - Sorry babeh, but ya'll lost meh afteh "Piddy-somethin'" 11/23/2014 on poot +1
#28 - ah'll be back in a week. Mkay?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on Wake up +1
#29 - dabigj (11/17/2014) [-]
Okay, auntie.
Omigosh, Omigosh! Auntie-Chan noticed me!!
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User avatar #55 - colincub (12/05/2014) [-]
I am sad now
#54 - dabigj (11/30/2014) [-]
Why, Addy?
Why, Addy?
User avatar #53 - fuckthepopo (11/29/2014) [-]
rip in puppyroni
User avatar #50 - mrjunebug (11/14/2014) [-]
You're amazing, Aunt Jemima. I love you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - auntiejemima (11/14/2014) [-]
Ya'll are even more amazin' for thinkin' so.
Ah love you too, shugga.
#49 - auntiejemima (11/14/2014) [-]
Imma need a break fellas...Ah'll be back in a week maybe.
Mah syrup's gone stale and needs some rest.
User avatar #52 to #49 - brassydolphin (11/16/2014) [-]
please don't go Aunt Jemima we love you
#47 - enzothesomething (11/14/2014) [-]
plz no don't leave us we need your syrup loaded with high fructose corn syrup
plz no don't leave us we need your syrup loaded with high fructose corn syrup
#48 to #47 - auntiejemima (11/14/2014) [-]
Alrighht babe, I'll reconsider.
I juss' need a lil' break, cuz I've been outta the fridge fo' so long.
Ah need to freshen up again to keep mah sweetness.
User avatar #46 - hoovard (11/13/2014) [-]
I love you auntie <3
User avatar #43 - fishinyourface (11/12/2014) [-]
I like your style Auntie.
#44 to #43 - auntiejemima (11/12/2014) [-]
And ah like you, honeybun.
It's nice people like you that keep the syrup goin' sweet.
#45 to #44 - fishinyourface (11/12/2014) [-]
Only for you Auntie!
User avatar #38 - katarinaismywaifu (11/12/2014) [-]
Love you auntie!
<3
#39 to #38 - auntiejemima (11/12/2014) [-]
Ah love ya too shugga.
#40 to #39 - katarinaismywaifu (11/12/2014) [-]
Auntie noticed me.
#41 to #40 - anon (11/12/2014) [-]
Auntie never notices meeeeee!!! (*≧ Д ≦*)
#36 - malilk (11/12/2014) [-]
I can't put my finger on why but I'm positive that the person behind this account is Irish
User avatar #37 to #36 - auntiejemima (11/12/2014) [-]
Nope, Philipino American.
#42 to #37 - malilk (11/12/2014) [-]
Damn
#34 - lindirufus (11/11/2014) [-]
I've used your syrup since childhood. ^_^
User avatar #31 - leafonthewind (11/11/2014) [-]
your delicious maple tree blood brings joy to my life
thank you for your gift of syrup
#32 to #31 - auntiejemima (11/11/2014) [-]
only the finest in town, babeh.
User avatar #33 to #32 - leafonthewind (11/11/2014) [-]
my pancakes are ready
#23 - swearinginchurch (11/11/2014) [-]
I like this account, and I like your syrup.
I like this account, and I like your syrup.
#24 to #23 - auntiejemima (11/11/2014) [-]
There's plenty'o syrup for err'body babe.
Take as much as you want.
User avatar #21 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
What's your opinion on white syrup?

My father and brother prefer white syrup warmed up in the microwave, while I stick to the traditional stuff on pancakes.

Personally, I think they're ******* nuts.
#19 - cann (11/10/2014) [-]
i dont much care for you
i dont much care for you
#20 to #19 - auntiejemima (11/10/2014) [-]
Well babe, ah'll always care about you.
#13 - nyawgga (11/09/2014) [-]
I hated you at first   
   
but I'm slowly beginning to like you
I hated you at first

but I'm slowly beginning to like you
#14 to #13 - auntiejemima (11/09/2014) [-]
Baby I've always liked you.
I love erry'body. We're all syrup in the inside, we all brothas'n sistas from another mista.
User avatar #15 to #14 - nyawgga (11/09/2014) [-]
my dad is syrup on the inside too

but that's because he's diabetic as ****
#16 to #15 - auntiejemima (11/09/2014) [-]
Oh, he's not diabetic.
He's just become a disciple of the syrupian way.
Syrupians are only allowed little to no syrup so that the sweet joy can be shared with everyone else.
User avatar #17 to #16 - nyawgga (11/09/2014) [-]
Would you reccommend original or light syrup for masturbation?

I think I would choose original because of its more viscous properties, but would it be too much?
User avatar #18 to #17 - auntiejemima (11/09/2014) [-]
Well it depends,
thick syrup is good for recreating that tight anal feeling, and using light syrup to make the vaginal feeling.
#35 to #18 - nyawgga (11/12/2014) [-]
thanks auntie
User avatar #11 - brcstar (11/09/2014) [-]
You.
I like you.
User avatar #12 to #11 - auntiejemima (11/09/2014) [-]
I like you too, shugga plum!
User avatar #8 - magnusraiden (11/09/2014) [-]
You're my favorite themed account.
#9 to #8 - auntiejemima (11/09/2014) [-]
And you're mah favorite Fj buddy.
Take these, baby. It's on the house.
User avatar #10 to #9 - magnusraiden (11/09/2014) [-]
Yay, I love pancakes.
Thanks aunt Jemima!
User avatar #6 - nought (11/09/2014) [-]
You are an incredible person
#7 to #6 - auntiejemima (11/09/2014) [-]
aw thanks a bunch, shugga.
You're a nice person yaself.
User avatar #4 - comicsansisback (11/09/2014) [-]
This is the best themed account I've seen, I love you Jemima
#5 to #4 - auntiejemima (11/09/2014) [-]
May the syrup be with you, babe.
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