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Gender: male
Age: 27
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/Auesis
Steam Profile: Auesis
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:9/17/2014
Location:Wales
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#394 - For me, nothing beats the ability to fly. It would be borderli…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Which Button? 0
#399 - hairybaboon (05/31/2014) [-]
Use grey, and even if you can't lift yourself, just lift your clothes, the air around you, or the best ever, move the fucking earth away from you.
#397 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
You could turn into a bird
#701 - I don't particularly care about the feminism part of this post…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Modern Feminism 0
#709 - unholyjebus (05/31/2014) [-]
Cool. Basically I have two big problems with this post, the misinformation the and information left out to distort the context of these stories and the fact that the whole thing applied to criticizing feminism when many of these stories have nothing to do with feminism. And yes, obviously those women were cunts.
#3643 - If you insist. ignore the ****** filter that I c… 05/31/2014 on Post your selfie here +2
#690 - 2 women conspire against a man to get him arrested, man receiv…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Modern Feminism +3
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#697 - unholyjebus (05/31/2014) [-]
Of course the case itself is bullshit and I have already admitted in a previous comment that the sentences are too small but pinning this case on feminism is bullshit and the fact that the author of this content has left out information and has manipulated information to fulfill his ulterior motive is bullshit.
#701 - auesis (05/31/2014) [-]
I don't particularly care about the feminism part of this post, never claimed to. I've read up about the case already, and the case itself just makes me rage. In other words, we're on the same page.
#709 - unholyjebus (05/31/2014) [-]
Cool. Basically I have two big problems with this post, the misinformation the and information left out to distort the context of these stories and the fact that the whole thing applied to criticizing feminism when many of these stories have nothing to do with feminism. And yes, obviously those women were cunts.
#696 - shredmaster (05/31/2014) [-]
The bullshit can be found in unholyjebus's comment if you look closely.
#674 - The first one. The ******* first one. I…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Modern Feminism +7
#680 - unholyjebus (05/31/2014) [-]
Or maybe, just maybe that what you read was bullshit and misinformation.

www.australian-news.net/30second_rapist.htm

Read the full story.
#690 - auesis (05/31/2014) [-]
2 women conspire against a man to get him arrested, man receives absolutely no compensation after the shallow bitches admit to it and get a light sentence, life ruined, says the exact same as the quote above, and eventually is driven to kill himself as above. Entire debacle allowed because of incredible ease of abuse of the law.

Where's the bullshit?
#705 - Lejizack has deleted their comment.
#697 - unholyjebus (05/31/2014) [-]
Of course the case itself is bullshit and I have already admitted in a previous comment that the sentences are too small but pinning this case on feminism is bullshit and the fact that the author of this content has left out information and has manipulated information to fulfill his ulterior motive is bullshit.
#701 - auesis (05/31/2014) [-]
I don't particularly care about the feminism part of this post, never claimed to. I've read up about the case already, and the case itself just makes me rage. In other words, we're on the same page.
#709 - unholyjebus (05/31/2014) [-]
Cool. Basically I have two big problems with this post, the misinformation the and information left out to distort the context of these stories and the fact that the whole thing applied to criticizing feminism when many of these stories have nothing to do with feminism. And yes, obviously those women were cunts.
#696 - shredmaster (05/31/2014) [-]
The bullshit can be found in unholyjebus's comment if you look closely.
#38 - Ha ha aaaaaa aaah 05/29/2014 on British Comedy > +11
#16 - Firstly, no you wouldn't. Second, he blatantly went o…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on If Pokemon were real +3
#18 - applescryatnight (05/28/2014) [-]
i totally would. im like, hella jacked bruh.

now on the serious side,
when i was looking at the video at x0.25 speed, you could see the rock land inches away from the bird. though not directly on the bird, it seemed, or at least looked like it made contact when run at full speed. easy mistake. either way, he could have been aiming directly at them, just not having enough strength or precision to hit, he was throwing it with one hand.
#68 - Picture 05/28/2014 on incoming feels +2
#78 - MFW my crush 05/23/2014 on Rong Time +7
#6 - pussy 05/21/2014 on Cats are a girl’s best... +6
#4 - No. 05/21/2014 on Ah, photoshop 0
#14 - I'll have the car then, you ungrateful cockcheese. 05/19/2014 on This should be a trojan... +46
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on When You And Your Friends... +4
User avatar #10 - suewingyu (05/19/2014) [-]
I thumb for Hammond
#15 - "Should me manadatory speak english!!!"  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on Stupid is stupid +17
User avatar #58 - twofreegerbils (05/19/2014) [-]
I think someone needs to teach those two how to speak English..
#101 - Picture 05/18/2014 on Queen of England can reck... +20
#86 - Picture 05/18/2014 on I want that place though +3
#12 - So Nintendo are solely responsible for the concepts of motion …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Innovation...From Sony -1
#17 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
Smash was certainly the first brawler of its kind. There are plenty, now, but it was a trailblazer, just like OoT, and Goldeneye, for their respective genres. And the Wii introduced WIRELESS motion control. That's certainly a step forward.

You sound mad, bro.
#34 - Picture 05/17/2014 on Stay still +1
#8 - Picture 05/17/2014 on Finland’s Borders… +15
#21 - Yes. 05/17/2014 on We'll Show You the Ropes +1
#223 - You kidding me? I'd **** them all. 05/17/2014 on Beauty comes in all shapes... 0
#106 - I can be whatever you want me to be. penis  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on cats 0
#108 - asthmetheus (05/16/2014) [-]
I've been invited everytime and I always miss most of em due to mods, would you care to pretend to be me, then it'll be just like you was invited!
#39 - That's it? I thought there was more to it than that. … 05/16/2014 on The tags tell truth +1
#33 - What the **** is a "cis" and how could …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/16/2014 on The tags tell truth +3
#42 - aproudpatriot (05/16/2014) [-]
CIS stands for Confederacy of Independent Systems, and the reason why this caused the person in question much concern is that the CIS is known to have connections to sith lords. cis actually is a term that is used social justice assholes on tumblr for people who were content with the gender/sex that they were born with
User avatar #103 - crimsonsunshine (05/16/2014) [-]
So basically normal people and not Omni-gendered foxsexuals who just so HAPPEN to be female.
User avatar #235 - bastardusnorvegi (05/16/2014) [-]
you cisnormative hitlerist scum as a perfectly normal Omni-gendered foxsexual i'm offended by your gender conformist normalismismistism
User avatar #344 - crimsonsunshine (05/16/2014) [-]
that hurt my head to read.
User avatar #109 - aproudpatriot (05/16/2014) [-]
Pretty much
User avatar #58 - kanatana (05/16/2014) [-]
I like your explanation better. It makes a lot more sense.
User avatar #38 - newmanbiggeo (05/16/2014) [-]
just a slang the trannies use for us straights
User avatar #35 - jackknapp (05/16/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it's a name given to people who actually identify themselves with the gender they are.

Basically, trans people want to give us a fucking label because were normal.
#39 - auesis (05/16/2014) [-]
That's it? I thought there was more to it than that.

Well, god forbid that I would be a totally and utterly unexceptional human being. What oppressive scum I am to be this way.
User avatar #34 - dagold (05/16/2014) [-]
I could be wrong since I'm new to the term as well, but I believe it is short for 'cisgendered' or somebody who is happy to remain the gender they were born with and so identifies as their birth gender.
User avatar #36 - unusualember (05/16/2014) [-]
No you're correct on that.
#95 - I feel excluded.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2014 on cats 0
User avatar #105 - groovierpoet (05/16/2014) [-]
You're a girl. You don't get invited.
User avatar #113 - reekballs (05/16/2014) [-]
I told me you're bi you big fignut
#106 - auesis (05/16/2014) [-]
I can be whatever you want me to be. penis
#108 - asthmetheus (05/16/2014) [-]
I've been invited everytime and I always miss most of em due to mods, would you care to pretend to be me, then it'll be just like you was invited!
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#94 - fdemcavs ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my **** folder.
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#93 to #92 - auesis (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
saw your comment about harley, thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them

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#89 - atma ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
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User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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