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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/Auesis
Steam Profile: Auesis
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:Wales
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Bass player for the band "Comatose Calling". Love metal. Play games a lot. Yeah, that's about it.

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#59 - Mine is always in the mood. Too bad she's in another country. …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/28/2013 on When your GF isn't in the mood +3
#66 - jazzyietheferret (12/28/2013) [-]
She's always in the mood and you're not there. I wonder what her daily mileage is.
User avatar #83 - auesis (12/28/2013) [-]
I love how any comment about long distance relationships immediately gets comments like "LOL SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU"

Fuck off, cunt.
#86 - jazzyietheferret (12/29/2013) [-]
I actually didn't have state single word you quoted there. I'm sensing some insecurities though, maybe "she's cheating on you lol".
User avatar #90 - auesis (12/29/2013) [-]
Yes, "daily mileage" does in no way indicate that you meant what I said.
#91 - jazzyietheferret (12/29/2013) [-]
Of course it doesn't. I have no concept of what a double entendre is or how it would be used. I'm glad we could clear this up. Time for a hug and to go get some beers?
#58 - Picture 12/28/2013 on When your GF isn't in the mood +1
#2 - Something about how he's obsessed with long overarching plotli… 12/27/2013 on Time of the Doctor 0
#48 - - Apocalypse Spell Package - Colorful Magic - Forgotte…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2013 on so this just happened. 0
User avatar #107 - andriod (12/28/2013) [-]
and you got this many graphic and texture mods to work together? How the hell?
User avatar #110 - auesis (12/28/2013) [-]
Mix and match. I've pushed Papyrus and the Creation engine as far as possible without it crashing (nothing to do with the computer, the game's engine just can't take it). I've had to use some sub-2k texture packs to prevent overloads. I was using Distant Detail LoDs for a while, but the engine started to cry after a while so that's gone.
User avatar #111 - andriod (12/29/2013) [-]
Can you recommend a few mods that make a big difference and are easy to install?

Ive dabbled into modding my skyrim a little bit but I still don't really know much about whats good and whats crap
#47 - Well, I'm not using anywhere near as many now, just the ones t…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2013 on so this just happened. 0
User avatar #48 - auesis (12/27/2013) [-]
- Apocalypse Spell Package
- Colorful Magic
- Forgotten Magic Redone
- Skyrim Spells and Powers
- Storm Call Plus
- Bound Weapon Redux
- Magic Duel Reborn
- Lanterns of Skyrim
- Alternate Start: Live another Life
- Better Leveling
- Better Magic
- Realistic Ragdolls and Force
- Skyrim Community Uncapper
- High Quality LODs
- W.A.T.E.R Redux
- Deadly Combat
- Dual Wield Parrying and Blocking Animation
- Cloaks of Skyrim
- Flowing Cape with Physics
- Smithing Perks Overhaul Remade
- Weapons and Armor Fixes Remade
- Audio Overhaul for Skyrim
- Fantasy Music Overhaul
- Personalised Music
User avatar #107 - andriod (12/28/2013) [-]
and you got this many graphic and texture mods to work together? How the hell?
User avatar #110 - auesis (12/28/2013) [-]
Mix and match. I've pushed Papyrus and the Creation engine as far as possible without it crashing (nothing to do with the computer, the game's engine just can't take it). I've had to use some sub-2k texture packs to prevent overloads. I was using Distant Detail LoDs for a while, but the engine started to cry after a while so that's gone.
User avatar #111 - andriod (12/29/2013) [-]
Can you recommend a few mods that make a big difference and are easy to install?

Ive dabbled into modding my skyrim a little bit but I still don't really know much about whats good and whats crap
#4 - >Spend weeks meticulously perfecting a ginormous list of mo…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/27/2013 on so this just happened. +23
User avatar #32 - andriod (12/27/2013) [-]
post the fixed list?
User avatar #47 - auesis (12/27/2013) [-]
Well, I'm not using anywhere near as many now, just the ones that stood out the most. In no particular order, I just grabbed it from the installation list on NMM.

- Project ENB (the entire set, including Climates of Tamriel etc.): Fantasy template
- Crimson Tide
- Better Dynamic Snow
- Real Snow: 10x better snow
- Skyrim HD 2k
- Enhanced Night
- Skyrim Flora Overhaul
- Ultimate HD Fire Effects
- Static Mesh Improvement
- UNPB body with armor sets
- Skyrim Hair Physics Project
- Fores New Idles
- XP32 Maximum Skeleton
- Immersive Animations
- YY Anim Replacer - Mystic Knight and Zweihander
- New Animation for running with Bow, 1 handed Weapon and Get Up
- Dual Sheath Redux
- Deadly Dragons
- Dragon Combat Overhaul
- BVFE Serana
- Unique Uniques
- PC Exclusive Animation path
- Auto Unequip Ammo
User avatar #48 - auesis (12/27/2013) [-]
- Apocalypse Spell Package
- Colorful Magic
- Forgotten Magic Redone
- Skyrim Spells and Powers
- Storm Call Plus
- Bound Weapon Redux
- Magic Duel Reborn
- Lanterns of Skyrim
- Alternate Start: Live another Life
- Better Leveling
- Better Magic
- Realistic Ragdolls and Force
- Skyrim Community Uncapper
- High Quality LODs
- W.A.T.E.R Redux
- Deadly Combat
- Dual Wield Parrying and Blocking Animation
- Cloaks of Skyrim
- Flowing Cape with Physics
- Smithing Perks Overhaul Remade
- Weapons and Armor Fixes Remade
- Audio Overhaul for Skyrim
- Fantasy Music Overhaul
- Personalised Music
User avatar #107 - andriod (12/28/2013) [-]
and you got this many graphic and texture mods to work together? How the hell?
User avatar #110 - auesis (12/28/2013) [-]
Mix and match. I've pushed Papyrus and the Creation engine as far as possible without it crashing (nothing to do with the computer, the game's engine just can't take it). I've had to use some sub-2k texture packs to prevent overloads. I was using Distant Detail LoDs for a while, but the engine started to cry after a while so that's gone.
User avatar #111 - andriod (12/29/2013) [-]
Can you recommend a few mods that make a big difference and are easy to install?

Ive dabbled into modding my skyrim a little bit but I still don't really know much about whats good and whats crap
#9 - kaboomz (12/27/2013) [-]
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#21 - Clara is **** . She's perfect in every possible wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on River +7
#23 - nightmareschild (12/27/2013) [-]
Rose has claim to that title, and aside from the transalore thing, she was normal.
But to each the own I guess.
#235 - KIDNEYS! 12/26/2013 on That was fast +2
#21 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on oh archer xD +1
User avatar #41 - notbenstiller (12/24/2013) [-]
Dat sideboob
#20 - 9.5/10. "It's okay" - IGN 12/22/2013 on Eurofag win +12
#761 - Welp. **** . 12/22/2013 on No Prob 0
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Dwarf Fortress 0
#27 - greatgreywolfsif (12/14/2013) [-]
#29 - Picture 12/14/2013 on Source of life +2
#195 - You ******* freak. 12/14/2013 on Tumblr 0
#39 - Normally I'm not okay with it either, but thankfully she has g…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on Pudding Pop 3 0
User avatar #40 - commontroll (12/11/2013) [-]
Well that's good. She should still probably at least cut back. Moderation and all that stuff.
#37 - It was for lack of a better term. The main reason is chain smoking.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2013 on Pudding Pop 3 0
User avatar #38 - commontroll (12/11/2013) [-]
Egad. I'm fine with smoking every now and then, hell I smoke a pipe every couple weeks, but cigarettes regularly... no thanks.
User avatar #39 - auesis (12/11/2013) [-]
Normally I'm not okay with it either, but thankfully she has good dental hygiene outside of the whole "smoke, nicotine and chemicals all over your mouth" shit. It's rare that I notice it.
User avatar #40 - commontroll (12/11/2013) [-]
Well that's good. She should still probably at least cut back. Moderation and all that stuff.
#36 - Heavy smoker. 12/11/2013 on Pudding Pop 3 0
#35 - 50/50, sometimes I prefer the rough edge. In case you…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on Pudding Pop 3 0
User avatar #41 - bjornkrage (12/11/2013) [-]
you lucky, lucky boy.
#5 - Uncommon (long distance), but magnificent.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Pudding Pop 3 +1
User avatar #7 - bjornkrage (12/10/2013) [-]
do you use lube, or do you just take it raw?
User avatar #35 - auesis (12/11/2013) [-]
50/50, sometimes I prefer the rough edge.

In case you're wondering, I'm actually being 100% serious.
User avatar #41 - bjornkrage (12/11/2013) [-]
you lucky, lucky boy.
#3 - Well that sucks, since my girlfriend almost has a deeper voice…  [+] (22 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Pudding Pop 3 +32
#27 - cheeseboyofdoom (12/10/2013) [-]
Either you have a really high pitched voice or she eats cigarettes.
User avatar #42 - yourcomputer (12/11/2013) [-]
the fuck is this gif?! i need sauce!!!
User avatar #36 - auesis (12/11/2013) [-]
Heavy smoker.
#19 - edbanger (12/10/2013) [-]
#28 - nuclearderp (12/10/2013) [-]
#15 - theajmaster (12/10/2013) [-]
is this her?
User avatar #14 - commontroll (12/10/2013) [-]
Tomboys aren't filled with testosterone bro. They just like doing things that are typically guy things.

You're dating a tranny bro.
User avatar #37 - auesis (12/11/2013) [-]
It was for lack of a better term. The main reason is chain smoking.
User avatar #38 - commontroll (12/11/2013) [-]
Egad. I'm fine with smoking every now and then, hell I smoke a pipe every couple weeks, but cigarettes regularly... no thanks.
User avatar #39 - auesis (12/11/2013) [-]
Normally I'm not okay with it either, but thankfully she has good dental hygiene outside of the whole "smoke, nicotine and chemicals all over your mouth" shit. It's rare that I notice it.
User avatar #40 - commontroll (12/11/2013) [-]
Well that's good. She should still probably at least cut back. Moderation and all that stuff.
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
>Implying that's a bad thing
User avatar #32 - evilpapagali (12/10/2013) [-]
We all know you say that because you like dick.
User avatar #33 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
And vagina.
But dick is better.
User avatar #34 - evilpapagali (12/10/2013) [-]
My point still stands.
#9 - ylegrand (12/10/2013) [-]
sauce
#13 - devout feminist (12/10/2013) [-]
bigweed
#4 - devout feminist (12/10/2013) [-]
hows the sex though?
User avatar #5 - auesis (12/10/2013) [-]
Uncommon (long distance), but magnificent.
User avatar #7 - bjornkrage (12/10/2013) [-]
do you use lube, or do you just take it raw?
User avatar #35 - auesis (12/11/2013) [-]
50/50, sometimes I prefer the rough edge.

In case you're wondering, I'm actually being 100% serious.
User avatar #41 - bjornkrage (12/11/2013) [-]
you lucky, lucky boy.
#441 - 1) "The first blow is half the battle. Make your move, … 12/09/2013 on Round 1. Fight! +1
#10 - MFW Steakwondo 12/09/2013 on Steakwondo +2
#28 - What if you get entered by grade school stuff? 12/02/2013 on This will have sex with... +6
#16670 - I present to you: the new Doctor.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #16672 - ljxjlos (11/26/2013) [-]
Well,I for sure can´t imagine the swearing in Dr. Who - But at least the looks are fitting, I think. I´ll just wait for the first episode with him before I judge anything.
#7 - What the **** goes on in this kid's head?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Jaden Smith's Translator +33
User avatar #8 - hellomynameisbill (11/26/2013) [-]
dopamine
User avatar #30 - lotengo (11/26/2013) [-]
How can dopamine be real if his brain is not real?
User avatar #12 - lurifax (11/26/2013) [-]
Dopamine is secreted naturally from glands...

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User avatar #11 - darknesking (11/26/2013) [-]
Clever fuck
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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my NSFW folder.
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#93 to #92 - auesis (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
saw your comment about harley, thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them

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User avatar #91 to #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
NSFW
#89 - atma (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
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User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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