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Gender: male
Age: 28
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/Auesis
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Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Wales
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Bass. Games. Procrastination. Such is life.

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#59 - >Thigh-highs 08/31/2014 on How accurate is this +16
#192 - It's nice to know that these mindless, cackling cunts are abou… 08/31/2014 on Tumblr Logic 2 0
#130 - Dale, ma ***** . 08/31/2014 on you cringe/rage you lose 0
#174 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on It's not fair +4
#186 - huzibizi (08/28/2014) [-]
#178 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
#170 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2014 on It's not fair +2
#172 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
#174 - auesis (08/28/2014) [-]
#186 - huzibizi (08/28/2014) [-]
#178 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
#43 - Ah, we have a slight variation there. To tell someone to go fi… 08/28/2014 on Please use this all the time. 0
#166 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2014 on It's not fair +2
#169 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
#170 - auesis (08/28/2014) [-]
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#174 - auesis (08/28/2014) [-]
#186 - huzibizi (08/28/2014) [-]
#178 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
#160 - Wouldn't you like to know.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/28/2014 on It's not fair +2
#162 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
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#166 - auesis (08/28/2014) [-]
#169 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
#170 - auesis (08/28/2014) [-]
#172 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
#174 - auesis (08/28/2014) [-]
#186 - huzibizi (08/28/2014) [-]
#178 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
#40 - I don't know about apology, but we kind of include it in our h…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Please use this all the time. 0
User avatar #42 - RipperMan (08/28/2014) [-]
in US a small wave generally means "you go first" or "thank you" depending on the situation
#43 - auesis (08/28/2014) [-]
Ah, we have a slight variation there. To tell someone to go first, we twist the hand in the direction of where they want to go instead of just raising it, so there's different signs for those things.
User avatar #41 - priestoftheoldones (08/28/2014) [-]
FPS russia is greatest russian. Aside from Putin of course.
#135 - I dunno. As a dude, I think I'd react like she did... …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/28/2014 on It's not fair +3
#156 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
Because you have man-tits?
#160 - auesis (08/28/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you like to know.
#162 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
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#178 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
#53 - Holy **** , THREE whole tweets? 420 ENTIRE CHARACT… 08/27/2014 on Based jontron. +8
#59 - Cymru am byth 08/27/2014 on Anarchy in wales +1
#86 - I can't give you examples without majorly spoiling the plot, b… 08/27/2014 on A good plot is everything 0
#80 - Well, the anime has been fairly reasonable so far, but when it…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on A good plot is everything 0
#84 - anonymous (08/26/2014) [-]
Give me some examples of what's wrong with the manga please.
User avatar #86 - auesis (08/27/2014) [-]
I can't give you examples without majorly spoiling the plot, but if you want to know: pretty soon in the anime, Madara will come back to life by feeding off Obito and become the final villain. After hundreds of chapters of battle (and a ton of power ups for Naruto and Sasuke from the spirit of the Sage of the Six Paths who suddenly explains that they are reincarnations of his sons), he suddenly ISN'T the final villain, and Kaguya (Sage's mom) appears out of nowhere, kills Madara and becomes the new final villain. She has no personality and just wants to eat chakra, basically, which is shit. Also it was Black Zetsu who has planned EVERYTHING up to this point to revive Kaguya, so Black Zetsu is now Naruto's Aizen. Also, Obito just died for real and somehow his spirit gave Kakashi his other Sharingan and he now has Susanoo. A ridiculously OP perfect Susanoo. The fanbase collectively imploded from how fucking stupid this was.
#26 - If nobody cares enough to DDOS it, I'm not sure if that's a go…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on All poweful Nintendo Master... +1
User avatar #42 - makotoitou (08/26/2014) [-]
It's like Macs being "immune to viruses".
#28 - I missed the memo about bringing a healer in Dragon's Dogma. A…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2014 on All the potions we never use +36
User avatar #55 - schneidend (08/25/2014) [-]
The healer thing is a little old school, especially as more games design themselves so that healers aren't as necessary like they probably should, or makes the "healer" builds capable of fighting and healing a la the Monk, Barbarian, and Crusader in Diablo III. And, yeah, games like Dragon's Dogma or Dark Souls with more avoidance-oriented gameplay certainly don't require healers.
#52 - pictureperfectt (08/25/2014) [-]
The gif wouldn't load for me.
I thought that MFW was awfully clever.
#30 - iheartjackiechan (08/25/2014) [-]
Healers were only useful to a point, you needed to use healing items or go to the inn to restore max health
User avatar #38 - walcorn (08/25/2014) [-]
still very useful in the midst of battle
#268 - It's actually "warrior"? Oh man, that sounds actuall… 08/24/2014 on Zoey Quinn Proof 0
#169 - As far as I know, his girlfriend is one of these social justic…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Zoey Quinn Proof +12
User avatar #239 - gotthembarrels (08/23/2014) [-]
"His girlfriend is one of these social just worker people"
-auesis
Its warrior not worker btw
#268 - auesis (08/24/2014) [-]
It's actually "warrior"? Oh man, that sounds actually threatening. Can't have that
#35 - Motorboating really is hilarious, just ahead of burying your f… 08/23/2014 on Let's try this multiupload... +2
#24584 - Brutal as **** . P'Li, man. Just...P'Li. 08/23/2014 on Television - cartoon... +1
#303 - How the **** were they still right? They had a go…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on if avatar was more brutal 0
#304 - murrlogic (08/23/2014) [-]
Well to tell you the truth mostly these are the reasons why /co/ is complaining i'm bummed the lotus lost but I have a whole year to burn off

<-- that asami

once again

is being left in charge of comforting the avatar when it's not her fucking job. All the people (myself included) who wanted Asami to become evil now have to stomach this.

Asami is gonna fucking blow off millions of dollars of her companies money just to make Korra happy. Disgusting. I hate it.
#127 - "Starring Sean Bean" Not for long 08/23/2014 on Game of Thrones, 90s STYLE! +8
#290 - I have no idea what /co/ is smoking, the finale completely ble…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on if avatar was more brutal +1
User avatar #299 - murrlogic (08/23/2014) [-]
They're mad because the Lotus were still right in their principal and we wanted them to win but they lost because of handicaps

Suyin fucking popped P'Li head like a meat balloon

Bolin and Mako overpowered Ghazan because Bolin magically needed to learn Lava Bending.

Mako only beat the armless one because there was no fucking water anywhere even when she found that small crevasse full of it she gets electrocuted for her troubles

and let's not forget Zaheer fucking curb stomping Korra into oblivion Dragon Ball Z style until Jinora had to fucking save the day...again
User avatar #303 - auesis (08/23/2014) [-]
How the fuck were they still right? They had a good idea and then went miles too far. Throwing the world in to complete chaos because you don't like leadership, so basically all of the civilised world will end up like Ba Sing Se is now - fantastic. The moral ambiguity got thrown out the window in the last episode. Zaheer wanted to do what he did in the finale to Korra when she was a baby. I'm not going to be agreeing with a man who wants to destroy a baby with mercury poisoning. They were more humanised than the villain douche of Book 2 but they were not right.

I legitimately could never understand how any sane person would want them to win.

They went out like champs as well, so I don't know why anyone is complaining. Bolin's lavabending was obvious the moment he couldn't metalbend, people should be over that already, and maybe Ming Hua could have thought about a lack of water before engaging opponents in a dry cave? L2kite. Also Ghazan could have held some lava over Korra's head before she entered the Avatar state so that no matter what happened, she would be roasted. They partially handicapped themselves.

P'Li's death was metal as fuck (no pun intended). I don't even know why you could complain about that, she lost to talented benders fair and square.
#304 - murrlogic (08/23/2014) [-]
Well to tell you the truth mostly these are the reasons why /co/ is complaining i'm bummed the lotus lost but I have a whole year to burn off

<-- that asami

once again

is being left in charge of comforting the avatar when it's not her fucking job. All the people (myself included) who wanted Asami to become evil now have to stomach this.

Asami is gonna fucking blow off millions of dollars of her companies money just to make Korra happy. Disgusting. I hate it.
#92 - I'm still so pissed that they animated this fight the way they…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Quality anime +3
User avatar #100 - aerius (08/22/2014) [-]
it was glorious, funniest and best episode
User avatar #93 - theprocrastibator (08/22/2014) [-]
They better not fuck up the shit going on in the mango right now
I WILL shoot myself
#57 - That Snow White, though. 08/19/2014 on Disney :o -1
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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my **** folder.
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#93 to #92 - auesis (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
saw your comment about harley, thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them

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#89 - atma (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
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User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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