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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/Auesis
Steam Profile: Auesis
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:8/01/2014
Location:Wales
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Bass player for the band "Comatose Calling". Love metal. Play games a lot. Yeah, that's about it.

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#101 - Picture 05/18/2014 on Queen of England can reck... +20
#86 - Picture 05/18/2014 on I want that place though +3
#12 - So Nintendo are solely responsible for the concepts of motion …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Innovation...From Sony -1
#17 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
Smash was certainly the first brawler of its kind. There are plenty, now, but it was a trailblazer, just like OoT, and Goldeneye, for their respective genres. And the Wii introduced WIRELESS motion control. That's certainly a step forward.

You sound mad, bro.
#34 - Picture 05/17/2014 on Stay still +1
#8 - Picture 05/17/2014 on Finland’s Borders… +15
#21 - Yes. 05/17/2014 on We'll Show You the Ropes +1
#223 - You kidding me? I'd fuck them all. 05/17/2014 on Beauty comes in all shapes... 0
#106 - I can be whatever you want me to be. penis  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on cats 0
#108 - asthmetheus (05/16/2014) [-]
I've been invited everytime and I always miss most of em due to mods, would you care to pretend to be me, then it'll be just like you was invited!
#39 - That's it? I thought there was more to it than that. … 05/16/2014 on The tags tell truth +1
#33 - What the fuck is a "cis" and how could it possibly c…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/16/2014 on The tags tell truth +3
#42 - aproudpatriot (05/16/2014) [-]
CIS stands for Confederacy of Independent Systems, and the reason why this caused the person in question much concern is that the CIS is known to have connections to sith lords. cis actually is a term that is used social justice assholes on tumblr for people who were content with the gender/sex that they were born with
User avatar #103 - crimsonsunshine (05/16/2014) [-]
So basically normal people and not Omni-gendered foxsexuals who just so HAPPEN to be female.
User avatar #235 - bastardusnorvegi (05/16/2014) [-]
you cisnormative hitlerist scum as a perfectly normal Omni-gendered foxsexual i'm offended by your gender conformist normalismismistism
User avatar #344 - crimsonsunshine (05/16/2014) [-]
that hurt my head to read.
User avatar #109 - aproudpatriot (05/16/2014) [-]
Pretty much
User avatar #58 - kanatana (05/16/2014) [-]
I like your explanation better. It makes a lot more sense.
User avatar #38 - newmanbiggeo (05/16/2014) [-]
just a slang the trannies use for us straights
User avatar #35 - jackknapp (05/16/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it's a name given to people who actually identify themselves with the gender they are.

Basically, trans people want to give us a fucking label because were normal.
#39 - auesis (05/16/2014) [-]
That's it? I thought there was more to it than that.

Well, god forbid that I would be a totally and utterly unexceptional human being. What oppressive scum I am to be this way.
User avatar #34 - dagold (05/16/2014) [-]
I could be wrong since I'm new to the term as well, but I believe it is short for 'cisgendered' or somebody who is happy to remain the gender they were born with and so identifies as their birth gender.
User avatar #36 - unusualember (05/16/2014) [-]
No you're correct on that.
#95 - I feel excluded.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2014 on cats 0
User avatar #105 - groovierpoet (05/16/2014) [-]
You're a girl. You don't get invited.
User avatar #113 - reekballs (05/16/2014) [-]
I told me you're bi you big fignut
#106 - auesis (05/16/2014) [-]
I can be whatever you want me to be. penis
#108 - asthmetheus (05/16/2014) [-]
I've been invited everytime and I always miss most of em due to mods, would you care to pretend to be me, then it'll be just like you was invited!
#40 - It's not the hat. Plenty of older people look good with one, e…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2014 on How to be neckbeard +4
#41 - eltorodiablo (05/15/2014) [-]
Well argued, good sir.

The clothes may make the man, but the man must bring the swagger.
#58 - qwermy (05/15/2014) [-]
Modern "neckbeard" fedoras are of different design than the Prohibition-era hats that actually did look classy. The original fedoras were larger in overall dimensions and brim, so they sat lower on the head and also were taller.

More to the point though, the man must make the clothes his look; the clothes don't make him classy
#50 - Yes. 05/15/2014 on Feels...so...good... +1
#124 - Meh, both sexes are idealised in this way. I wish I could some… 05/12/2014 on Girls and Videogames 0
#28 - Porn =/= general population 05/07/2014 on Oh look, grounds for murder 0
#25 - Nope. 05/07/2014 on Oh God What 0
#26 - So uhh, just wondering, is circumcision still a huge thing in …  [+] (14 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Oh look, grounds for murder +9
User avatar #80 - rancidhyena (05/07/2014) [-]
As a caregiver, I gotta say, foreskin makes being in a home seem even worse. Nothing like cleaning under wrinkledick for a living. Most of the guys I know my age are circumcised here.
#35 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Well they usually do it when you are a child, its more for medical purposes now than religious I think. A chopped chode is less likely to become infected. The foreskin that surrounds the tip of the penis on an uncircumcised chubby can trap bacteria and eventually cause an infection of the surrounding area.
User avatar #106 - specialone (05/07/2014) [-]
That's utter bullshit - especially with advances in hygiene and increased frequency of taking showers.
User avatar #99 - tonkkax (05/07/2014) [-]
Too bad that its bullshit.
User avatar #73 - mrthezho (05/07/2014) [-]
Actually the biggest reason most people do it in america is because other people do i in america. There are certain medical benefits to it but there are far more medical benefits to not circumcise, as the main reason for the foreskin is to protect. It also contains the majority of nerves in the penis making most guys with a foreskin get much more pleasure out of stimulation.
User avatar #69 - dtox (05/07/2014) [-]
but an exposed willy is subject to plenty of crap from the outside as well as over stimulation.
User avatar #51 - popkornking (05/07/2014) [-]
That's only a problem with phimosis though, otherwise it's easy to just pull it back in the shower and wash.
#59 - swagbot (05/07/2014) [-]
Yeah uncircumcisedfag here - it's really not that hard to wash your damn willy.

There's not really a 'medical reason' in the modern world do do circumcisions. It's just a Jewish and Catholic ritualistic holdover at this point.
User avatar #30 - tonytails (05/07/2014) [-]
its kinda a preference thing in the us. some doctors will blabber about the benefits of easier cleaning of the area, but i think cleaning ones dick isnt that hard.
want your baby circumcised? no problem, no charge. dont want it? again, no problem.
im circumcised. kinda pissed about it.
User avatar #34 - runsawayfromdanger (05/07/2014) [-]
why would u be pissed
User avatar #45 - tonytails (05/07/2014) [-]
the foreskin has sensitive nerves that account for an extra level of pleasure when in contact with something like a vagina, or a mouth, or a hand, or whatever else.
not having the foreskin means one doesnt have those nerves anymore.
#64 - gloriousthighs (05/07/2014) [-]
I used to be happy with my chop because I disliked the appearance of how it was meant to be, now though it saddens me that I will never know how good it could have felt. Oh well, I'll also never know what it feels like to have a woman's orgasm, seems much more intense than my discreet spooging.
User avatar #27 - runsawayfromdanger (05/07/2014) [-]
you obviously havent watched any porn from the US
#28 - auesis (05/07/2014) [-]
Porn =/= general population
#105 - Same. 05/06/2014 on (untitled) +1
#76 - *Hodor Hodor Hodor 05/06/2014 on Hodor unchained 0
#33 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on but… it's an xbox… +13
#44 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Oh god when I saw... Got me real' good!
#18 - Picture 04/26/2014 on I think about this joke a lot 0
#12 - I guess that means I was born in Jurassic Park times. 04/22/2014 on gotta be fresh 0
#81 - It's quite funny how you can't even get the culprit right. If …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on match tip +1
#98 - booped (04/14/2014) [-]
I read that in Mabels voice... That gif is perfect.
#102 - Picture 04/13/2014 on A Quiet Night +9
#100 - Picture 03/31/2014 on one of THOSE nights 0
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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my NSFW folder.
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#93 to #92 - auesis ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
saw your comment about harley, thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them

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User avatar #91 to #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
NSFW
#89 - atma ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
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User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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